Brick's list of things that are addictive

BrickSponge2015

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1. SpongeBob
2. Minecraft
3. TV Tropes
4. Parks and Recreation
5. SBM
6. Breathing
7. Warrior Cats
8. Trail Mix
9. Using the words "the", "and" and "then"
More coming soon... I think...
 
Halibut said:
I am so addicted to breathing, I can't live without it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk
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Woah, woah there. When you're so addicted to something that you can't live without it, that's crossing the line. You might want to seek a professional. A person that can help you with your problems. A person that can help you find other good things to love about life, in moderation of course.

First, just calm down, relax, take a deep breath, and... wait...
 
Smitty Werben Man Jensen said:
Woah, woah there. When you're so addicted to something that you can't live without it, that's crossing the line. You might want to seek a professional. A person that can help you with your problems. A person that can help you find other good things to love about life, in moderation of course.

First, just calm down, relax, take a deep breath, and... wait...
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But everybody else breathes, so you're saying it's a bad thing to follow the crowd?
 
Halibut said:
But everybody else breathes, so you're saying it's a bad thing to follow the crowd?
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Well, of course! You should never give in to peer pressure. Never ever. Just believe me when it comes to this kind of thing. You can trust a person like me.
 
Smitty Werben Man Jensen said:
Well, of course! You should never give in to peer pressure. Never ever. Just believe me when it comes to this kind of thing. You can trust a person like me.
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Yeah, but it's sort of hard not to keep up when literally everybody is doing it!
 
Halibut said:
Yeah, but it's sort of hard not to keep up when literally everybody is doing it!
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Oh man, literally everybody? Well, I just don't know what to say. Perhaps everybody in the world has already been ingrained with the most evil of evils since the moment they were born. Perhaps humans have already fallen so far that no one can escape the vices of bandwagon and cultism. Perhaps... there is just no more hope for civilization if people have to breathe—of all things—just because everyone around them is doing the same thing! Why can't people learn to decide for themselves, why can't they learn that they are in control of their own lives??
 
Smitty Werben Man Jensen said:
Oh man, literally everybody? Well, I just don't know what to say. Perhaps everybody in the world has already been ingrained with the most evil of evils since the moment they were born. Perhaps humans have already fallen so far that no one can escape the vices of bandwagon and cultism. Perhaps... there is just no more hope for civilization if people have to breathe—of all things—just because everyone around them is doing the same thing! Why can't people learn to decide for themselves, why can't they learn that they are in control of their own lives??
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Because some people just gave up on life. Don't worry, Smitty. Even though I breathe all the time doesn't make me any different of a person.
 
What's even worse about breathing is that it's not just humans! Many species of animals have also fallen victim to this vice.

I say it's a conspiracy from the trees!
 
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