Brick's bottom 30 worst episodes of all time

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I have decided to make a list of my least favorite episodes of all time. My opinions are very unique, and this list may be different from most others. These are my honest opinions, and are not fueled or affected by popular opinion. So, without further ado, these are my thoughts. Don't worry, my descriptions for episodes will be a lot more detailed and long than this message. Let's get to it!


30:
SpongeGuard On Duty
Boy, unlike it's partner, "The Algae's always greener" this episode was a wreck. It starts out with SpongeBob and Patrick on the beach, looking up at the sun. Patrick's eyes dry out, which is just wrong. He takes a sip of his drink and they go back to normal. Gross, creepy, and not funny are three ways I could describe that gag. Then, there's the "Tan" joke. That was maybe sort of funny. AND THE SPONGEBOB IN THE THOUGHT BUBBLE I DON'T EVEN- Anyway, SpongeBob gets hit by a flying ice cream truck and gets "White stuff" on his nose. I thought Larry was awesome, but I guess not BECAUSE HE'S TOO DUMB TO EVEN TELL ICE CREAM FROM SUNSCREEN!!! So SpongeBob becomes a lifeguard. I never would have seen that one coming <_<. After a montage of SB and Larry doing random stuff, the "Action" begins. "I'll never read and swim again!" Is there some reference there I'm not getting? I mean, really? I just don't get it! So, long story short, Patrick crosses the Yellow Do Not Cross Tape and starts drowning. The scenes of SB freaking out were sort of humorous, but overall by the end it was just a MEH Episode for me. The only thing is, this Episode isn't as bad as I make it sound. It's just that if I like an Episode, I completely LOVE it. If I don't like an Episode, I completely HATE it. So, this Episode was a 3.5/10. Next Episode is probably coming in about 30 minutes because I have nothing else to do, so I'm not gonna even give you a hint of the next one. I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!
 
Man why Spongeguard? :(


Looking forward to the rest though.
 
29.
Dear Vikings

I Don't really remember this Episode. I DO REMEMBER HOW BAD IT WAS!
Mr. Krabs makes a "Viking-sized" cup. SpongeBob writes a letter to "The Vikings". SpongeBob and Squidward get captured by them or something. Legendary socks. I only watched this one like twice, because IT'S SO BAD!!! This was just so terrible I don't even want to review it. It's not that I'm lazy, I just really don't want to waste my anger on this because there's much worse Episodes to get driven up the wall with. Next Episode coming real soon because I'm just sitting at home bored on a rainy day.
 
We have another active updater I see.

Shall #28 have a hint?
 
28.
Gone

Okay. This was just an Epic Fail. I don't even know why this Episode was made. SB searching for Squidward was kinda cool, because we got to see more of his house. I actually liked the last 2 minutes, but the Patrick puppet was gross, Boaty was creepy (Taking a shower with a car?) and the plot was stupid. There was a reference to "Have You Seen This Snail?" in the beginning, but that's not gonna make this any better. Plus, this was just boring! It was creepy, boring, and it was just a bad episode overall. EXECPT for the end! SB with the Battle axe was super epic, and him pushing Pat off the bus was out of character. Out of character in a super awesome way. So, this one was a 4/10.
Hint for next one: Fish fishing for something that lives with fish.
 
Gone was terrible, but not Bottom 50 terrible.
 
Rocko's Milkmaid said:
Man why Spongeguard? :(


Looking forward to the rest though.
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Spongeguard really isn't as bad as I make it seem.

I'm waiting for someone to try to guess the clue until I post the next one.
 
Guess the clue?


Um how are we supposed to do that?
 
Actually I still have no idea.
 
27.
Clams

You hear that? That's every SBM member's nightmare! A bad pre-movie Episode! It was pretty funny...until Krabsy went insane! I'm really disappointed, because this Episode was going great until one of the writers decided to make Mr. K throw the Fridge off the boat, and then it just became unfunny and boring. This Episode always drives me up the wall, because I would forgive it if E.H.K. (I know, I can't call Krabs by his name) hadn't sent the Episode down the wrong road. Oh, it was going on a decent road, BUT THEN IT CAME TO AN INTERSECTION AND-

I hate this Episode so, so, so much just because of the end. I despise it. But I laughed so hard at this:

Krabs: Congratulations! You just gave me my millionth dollar!
Fish: Cool! What do I win?
Krabs: Nothing!

Next one: COOKIES
(This should be easy)

Trophy said:
CLAMS!
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You posted that at the same time I added that to the list. You, sir, are a winner.
 
Clams is underrated IMO.

My guess is Grandma's Kisses. There's one other episode from season 6 or season 7 involving cookies, but I just can't grab the name.
 
Trophy said:
ok and the next one is Grandma's Kisses.
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Yup. You'll never guess how much I hate it, though.

Rocko's Milkmaid said:
Clams is underrated IMO.

My guess is Grandma's Kisses. There's one other episode from season 6 or season 7 involving cookies, but I just can't grab the name.
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I really need to get around to a couple of Season 5 episodes that need dealing with... I can't place the name of those either :weehammer:
 
30: FINALLY someone else who hates this episode.
29: Why is this on the list already?
28: YES
27: WHAT THE CRAP
26: You mean Free-form Jazz? For shame...
Overall, this is a mixed bag so far.
 
26.
Grandma's kisses
Okay. Before I start ranting, I'm going point out the positives:
- Patrick eating the cookies
- Free form jazz
- SpongeBob crying like a sprinkler
Those parts were all funny. The rest, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS EPISODE. I FEEL SO ANGRY I'M GONNA EXPLODE, THIS SPONGE ABUSE IS TOO MUCH AND I REALLY WONDER HOW AN EPISODE WITH ONLY 3 FUNNY SCENES GOT PAST THE HUMOR RADAR I MEAN REALLY PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? THIS EPISODE HAS SOILED THE GOOD NAME OF PRE-MOVIE SPONGEBOB. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT! IT REALLY DEPRESSES ME HOW THERE IS SUCH A TERRIBLE SEASON 2 EPISODE THAT EXISTS. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE REALLY HATE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT

I really need help. Sorry you had to see that.
Next hint: Even Mr. Krabs doesn't deserve this
 
30: Meh, it's a little boring, but I like the "I'm cool!" part.
29: Haven't seen it yet.
28: HATE THIS EPISODE. It's really mean-spirited, which I always hate in an episode.
27: I actually love this episode, it's one of my favorites.
26: I like it, but don't love it.
 
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