666.5 SpongeBob 4: Episode I

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The episode is a sequel to "SpongeBob 3 & Krabs". It's about Mr Krabs and how he caused Squidward to go on the rampage in the first place. Krabs refuses to pay squidward because he wants to afford ballet lessons. Spongebob screeches in the background and jumps squidward. squidward falls onto rollerskates inconvienently place on the floorboard and he accidentally knocks bleach, alcohol and pre-lit matches onto his face and he catches on fire. Spongebob confuses squidwards frantic flailing for dancing and laughs. but some of the fire gets on spongebob too and "The Death of SpongeBob" plays and they both die. But squidward comes back to life and his face is white for some reason. Squidward goes insane and carves a smile in his face so he can become jeff the killer. spongebob doesnt appear in the next episode but nobody cares because bikini bottom is less annoying now.

The camera zooms out and it was all a fanfiction patchy the pirate wrote online, but it gets panned because of all the plotholes and he starts crying. potty makes his own and it gets 5/5 stars, so patchy gets jealous and sneaks into potty's room while he's asleep and tries to kill him. potty pulls out a gun but he misses patchy. it turns out potty accidentally bought "boomerang bullet! really works" and it comes back and shoots him and he turns into fried chicken. patchy enjoys his chicken but it was contaminated so he had stomach problems that night.

The end (..??)

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