Now, before I made my request and review topic, I didn’t remember this episode. AT ALL. The thing that got me to remember this episode was a deviantart “Animated Atrocity” note by MrEnter, which is right here (WARNING, SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE AHEAD!!!):
http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Mr-Enter-s-Notebook-Pet-Sitter-Pat-439430352
After seeing that, I thought “Huh, is it really THAT bad?” So, because I haven’t seen it in a while, I watched the episode again on YouTube, and boy was he right in what he said about it. To me, it’s not the worst episode ever, but it is DEFINITELY in my Bottom 3! This is basically another Gary Torture ::dolphin noise:: with Patrick as the torturer. While Patrick’s bad behavior is somewhat more believable than Spongebob’s in “A Pal for Gary”, it’s just as cruel. Even though Gary was wrongly punished in APFG, at least he wasn’t horribly injured in the process. Here, Gary is forced to go through just as much, if not more cruelty, than in A Pal For Gary. And who is the torturer? Why it’s the no good sack of dog poop PATRICK! I mean, he starves Gary and eats the food right in front of him. He floods the house after a miserably failed (and horrific) attempt to give him a bath. And after all that, he decides to watch the TV, which is broken. And what the heck is with the freaking scene with the flamethrower?! I mean, to wash Gary, Patrick goes ahead and uses A FREAKING FLAMETHROWER!! WHAT PET SITTER (OR OWNER) DOES THAT??? I swear, that scene is just so horrible and messed up that it’s unfortunately gonna stay in the back of my mind until the day I DIE. Oh, and about the ending. Yeah, I like how Spongebob cared for Gary here, but there are two things wrong. One, considering all the stuff that Patrick has put Spongebob (and pretty much everyone else) through, just why would Spongebob think that Patrick would make a good pet sitter? And two, I find it incredibly mind-boggling how Spongebob returns to his house and finds Gary reading a bedtime story to Patrick, and doesn’t even question 3 things. One, the fact that Spongebob’s bed is NOWHERE to be found, and that in place of where it should be is a giant pile of ashes. Two, the fact that there is water all over the place and it looks like the house has flooded. And three, THE FACT THAT HALF THE HOUSE IS IN RUIN!
My god, I’m not sure whether to call this worse or not as bad as A Pal For Gary. This episode is a complete Gary torture fest with horrible writing, lots of unnecessary cruelty, and one of the worst, most messed up scenes in the show (WHY WOULD YOU USE A FLAMETHROWER, OUT OF ALL THINGS, TO GIVE A PET A BATH???).
-5/10 (my 3rd least favorite episode, only beaten by A Pal For Gary and Gone)