Astrology With Squidward
Plot: Squidward describes what the Taurus Zodiac sign. He then predicts the future events for Tauruses.
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Narrator: And now...Astrology with Squidward.
Squidward: Say 'Happy Birthday' to Tarus the bull. Tarus is the most clumsy and oafish of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house you're probably a Tarus. From now on, only buy things made out of rubber. My prediction for Tarus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of different foods. I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you no matter what your sign you owe me five dollars.
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