The Ugly SpongeBob Toy Pageant Nominations!

nicoyazawa227 · Oct 3, 2015

So SpongeBob hasn't had the greatest of merchandise. Here in this thread, the intentions are to mock the worst of the merchandise. Hand in your nominations! Once 10 or so are chosen, another thread will be made with voting. (Due to the nature of the contest, only OFFICIAL merchandise is wanted.)

EDIT: I failed at spelling

BooBooKeys · Oct 3, 2015

President Squidward · Oct 3, 2015

imrustyokay · Oct 3, 2015

DadMom AngryPants · Oct 3, 2015

Master WhoBruh · Oct 3, 2015

imrustyokay said:

I'll never sleep again.

BubbleBlowingBaby · Oct 3, 2015

PLEASE

SEND HELP

Edit: DANGIT DADMOM

Flabby Patty · Oct 3, 2015

Classic.

nicoyazawa227 · Oct 3, 2015

BatteryMill said:
Classic.

This isn't the "Toys With Funny Mislabeled names pageant". That toy really isn't bad.

hfjs · Oct 3, 2015

imrustyokay said:

I have a less eerily bulbous version of that

BobCarotte · Oct 3, 2015

Flabby Patty · Oct 3, 2015

Unicorn Wizard said:
This isn't the "Toys With Funny Mislabeled names pageant". That toy really isn't bad.

I Know. I'm just making fun of it, though.

Vuvuzela Smasher · Oct 3, 2015

DadMom AngryPants said:

I saw that in Walmart once. I just backed away slowly.

Master WhoBruh · Oct 3, 2015

BobCarotte said:

That'll hunt me all night.

DadMom AngryPants · Oct 3, 2015

I couldn't pick just one. They all scare me.

The Real Nostalgia Critic · Oct 3, 2015

Kaiju · Oct 3, 2015

BatteryMill said:
I Know. I'm just making fun of it, though.

It could've just gone in the EBay thread

toasterstrutel · Oct 3, 2015

CakeCup · Oct 3, 2015

toasterstrutel said:

I Don't believe the movie is a toy. But, it looks so fake that it's scary.

Big Meaty Claws · Oct 3, 2015

The Ugly SpongeBob Toy Pageant Nominations!

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Arcade Mod

Mmmm donuts.

Twitter: @imrustyokay

Hi, I'm normal.

Cap

lol

Flabby Patty > Krusty Krab

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meep

Flabby Patty > Krusty Krab

Doowop

Cap

Hi, I'm normal.

toby j rathjen is a monkey

I love SBM

Krabby Patty Burglar

Facing the BSOD

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