Squandy (Squidward x Sandy)

President Squidward · Mar 31, 2015

Well, this has to exist...

Just like Spandy, this wouldn't work either and it's a very stupid ship in my opinion. What are your thoughts on this?

Grubby Grouper · Mar 31, 2015

I've never supported any ships in the show and I wouldn't start with this one

mandythescientist17 · Mar 31, 2015

At least Spandy makes more sense.

ssj4gogita4 · Mar 31, 2015

Get out.

The Real Nostalgia Critic · Mar 31, 2015

No. This can't possibly happen. I mean, Spandy could possibly work since they're near the same age, but Squidward sounds older than Sandy Cheeks would be, and that would be incest. Man, those people on DeviantArt will ship anything, won't they?

Hmmm.........

*searches some Fred Rechid + Tom Smith drawings*

BagelsinEurope · Mar 31, 2015

http://spongefan.wikia.com/wiki/The_Parting_Of_The_Ways

iedasb · Mar 31, 2015

I know the artist. She's brazilian aswell.

I dont mind about this shipping, but it's weird :P
Just for the tentacles is cool hehehe

BlueberryFieldsForever · Apr 1, 2015

Sandtrick?

MasiHosseini · Apr 1, 2015

Gross.

DadMom AngryPants · Apr 1, 2015

Wow this is totally unbelievable.

Squidward would never read Fault in Our Stars, he's way too sophisticated for popular young adult fiction.

The Drifter · Apr 1, 2015

E.V.I.L · Apr 1, 2015

Squidiam- there's some chemistry from hs onwards
PatBob- Friends since they were literally babies
Squandy-?? no they barely interact as it is this makes no sense

IMO anyways

DadMom AngryPants said:
Wow this is totally unbelievable.

Squidward would never read Fault in Our Stars, he's way too sophisticated for popular young adult fiction.

I think Squidward is more akin to books such as Of Mice and Men.. god he has terrible taste

Katniss · Apr 1, 2015

DadMom AngryPants said:
Wow this is totally unbelievable.

Squidward would never read Fault in Our Stars, he's way too sophisticated for popular young adult fiction.

They would never wear those shirts, either. :P

I dunno about this ship. I've shipped characters in other shows who barely interact, just for fun, but Squandy seems weird.

SpongeyKid · Apr 1, 2015

Squandy?

Blehhh, even the ship name sounds like barf ._.

Cha · Apr 1, 2015

The real question is, who did Squidly marry to eventually make Squidward?

Sunshine Banjo Face · Apr 1, 2015

I thought we already established that arrow shirts are misleading.

Squidina · Apr 2, 2015

Obviously, this isn't my ship. I've read some good fanfic (it was more the two pretended to be an couple to get their families off their case, and then they resumed just being friends). It was well done and interesting, but not a serious ship fic.

But, my ship is Squidiam. ;)

EVSPONGEFAN · Apr 2, 2015

Squandy sounds like a noise you make when you have to vomit. O.o

SpongeRoadie UK · Apr 2, 2015

What is this throat-slaying, eye marmite of a ship?

E.V.I.L · Apr 2, 2015

Roadie said:
What is this throat-slaying, eye marmite of a ship?

lol @ you thinking this is worth those comments
try the people shipping incest ships 0_o

Squandy (Squidward x Sandy)

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