Apocalyptic SpongeBob (Season 20, Episode 2)

BrickSponge2015

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So... I wrote this really bad fanfic and wanted to share it here. PG-13.

Painty the Pirate: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye aye, captain!
Painty: I can’t hear you!
Kids: You’re missing an eye not an ear, captain! *one of the kids shoots a hole in the painting*
Painty: Are your flippers ready, kids? Yes. BE RUBBING THE PREPAREDNESS ON YOUR FLIPPERS!
*We cut to the Krusty Krab. Plankton has the formula and is running to the Chum Bucket*
Plankton: YOU’RE ARE TOO LATE KRABS! I HAVE STOLEN FORMULARLEELAR!
Krabs: OH NO YOU AREN’T!
*Mr. Krabs touches the Chum Bucket, and it cuts to live action footage of a person dropping Mentos in a coke bottle painted to look like the Chum Bucket. It explodes, and we cut back*
Plankton: Nice try, Krabs, but you’re too late! I’M AM GOING TO EXPLEEDE THE WORLD! *plants a time bomb in the Krusty Krab*
Krabs: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*We cut to SpongeBob standing outside Squidward’s house, with Squid looking at him out the window, and “Buy SpongeBob SquarePants merchandise now! Abuse me Squidward: Only $59.99!” flashing at the bottom of the screen*
SpongeBob: *using… a certain tone of voice* Hey, Squidward. Dyah-yah-yah-yah-yah.
Squidward: Please kill me. *dies*
SpongeBob: UUU NUU! TIME BOMB IS GOING TO BLOW UP KRUUSTY KRAB!
*SpongeBob runs into his pineapple and starts browsing this topic on SBM: http://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/30347-i-was-browsing-ebay-when-suddenly/ *
SpongeBob: Fear not! I have a superpower! I can turn into bootleg merchandise of myself!
*He transforms suddenly into the horrifying SpongeBob banana from page 13 of that topic, opens his peel, and shoots a laser out of the tip of the banana towards the Krusty Krab. It misses, and we cut to hit killing Squidward again. When we cut back, Gary is eating the banana*
Gary: Meow meow ya ::dolphin noise::s
*Patrick opens up his rock and sticks to it like he did in the early episodes*
Patrick: SPONGEBOB
SpongeBob: Wat
Patrick: SPONGEBOB
SpongeBob: Wat
Patrick: SPONGEBOB
SpongeBob: Wat
Patrick: I’m dumb, ::dolphin noise::
*Squidward dies for no reason. We cut to Sandy standing outside the Krusty Krab*
Sandy: Sandy smart texas rodeo texas smart air squirrel Sandy save the day.
*SpongeBob shows up holding an AK-47 (or is it 37?)*
SpongeBob: SANDEH
Sandy: Wat
SpongeBob: SANDEH I’M LOVE YOU SANDEH *Sandy dies*
Krabs: SPEENGEBAB! OOO NUU! TIME BOMB IS AT 2!
*SpongeBob throws the time bomb into Squidward’s house. The explosion kills Squidward and brings Sandy back to life*
Mr. Krabs: *flying at the camera from the explosion* MONEHHHHHHHHHHH!
*End credits roll*

please don't ban me
 
Ling-Ling said:
What was Season 20 Episode 1 like
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It was the uncut version of Season 20 Episode 2, and it will never be shown on television again, let me just leave it at that.
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
It was the uncut version of Season 20 Episode 2, and it will never be shown on television again, let me just leave it at that.
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Then what was Season 20 Episode 3 :P
 
BagelsinEurope said:
best episode ever. No really, I would pay good money to see this exist.
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I seriously want to have this as a skit on my YouTube sketch comedy series I'm planning out right now, so this may happen.
 
The Drifter said:
Or we should delete this entire forum and kill everyone who have seen it to spare the rest of the society from this "thing"
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If you think it's spam, let the mods or admins be the judge and delete it. If you don't like it I see why, but even if it's bad on purpose that's not really a very nice thing to say.
 
The Drifter said:
It's a joke lel
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You're a joke lel


A LUMP! A BUMP!
I'm writing Season 20 Episode 3 right now. ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT YOUR FATE, KIDS?
 
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