The SBM Show

the seahawks joke isn't really funny anymore because they're sucking this season
it was funny at the time
ANYWAYS WOOOOOO GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING

Last minute episode posted:

Take And Bake Pizza
Written by BrickSponge2015
(Everything is black)
ssj: (voice echoing) Bagel? Bagel? Are you okay?
kevin: (voice echoing) I hope he’s not in a coma or something.
Brick: (voice echoing) Let me give him mouth to mouth!
(Bagel springs awake)
Bagel: WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAno. That’s not necessary.
Brick: Or is it? DUNDUNDUN
Bagel: No, it’s not.
Brick: DUNDUNDUN
Bagel: That’s super annoying. Stop it.
Brick: DUNDUNDUN
Bagel: So… what happened?
ssj: You hit yourself in the head with a shovel and passed out-
Bagel: So did I win the election?
ssj: Just hold on and let me tell the story. You passed out, kevin and Moxley got into a fistfight, I went outside and gave an inspirational speech-
Bagel: And I won?
ssj: Hold on. They stopped trying to kill each other except for Brick and BobSpo-
Bagel: Did I win?
ssj: (sighs) They stopped trying to kill each other except for Brick and BobSpo-
Bagel: AND?
ssj: (angrily talking slowly with teeth gritted) THEY STOPPED TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER EXCEPT FOR BRICK AND BOBSPONGE-
Bagel: Did I-
ssj: -Then they voted, you won, and Moxley disappeared.
Bagel: That was rude of you to interrupt me.
(beat)
Bagel: OMIGOSH! I WON! I’M THE PRESIDENT OF-
ssj: Mayor.
Bagel: OMIGOSH! I WON! I’M THE MAYOR OF SBMTOPIA!
(ssj throws Bagel out the window of town hall and he lands in a crowd of people and starts crowdsurfing)
Crowd: BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!
(He crowdsurfs off a cliff)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH- ow.
Big Meaty Claws: Sorry!
(We cut to ssj on a computer in town hall)
Brick: What are you doing?
ssj: I’m starting a Kickstarter project to make money for Bagel. Now that he’s mayor, he’s gonna need to be-
(All of a sudden crazy dubstep is playing in the background)
ssj: MAKIN’ DAT PAPER
(Dubstep ends)
ssj: But anyway, I’m saying that we’re going to have a townwide picnic if we raise 50000 dollars, but the money’s really just going straight to the mayor!
Brick: YAY! HOORAY FOR LYING! Wait, won’t people get mad?
ssj: Phhht. Naw.
(We cut to an angry mob outside town hall)
GriffBob: WE DEMAND A CYBER-REFUND!
Big Meaty Claws: I DONATED SO MUCH FOR THAT TUNA CASSEROLE!
E.V.I.L: I AM NOW SCREAMING!
Poseidon: YOU MONSTERS!
Miles: WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Vladimir Putin: (in Russian) I DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!
(ssj and Brick duck under the window as the Drifter throws a brick through it)
Brick: AAAAAAAH!
ssj: Wait, that’s not a brick! It’s a cookbook!
Brick: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
(Brick all of a sudden turns into a giant cookbook)
ssj: Okay, change back into BrickSponge2015. That’s creepy.
(We see a creepy closeup on Brick’s face as he speaks with a totally different voice than he normally has)
Brick: Turn the page.
(Brick turns back into Brick)
Brick: So what do we do now?
ssj: I think there’s only one answer.
(ssj holds up a pizza cutter and it starts spinning like a chainsaw)
ssj: (creepy voice and lighting) Today… we bake.
(We cut to ssj and Brick swinging across a powerline like a zipline above the angry mob)
ssj: Wait… I just realized now that this is a terrible idea.
(Brick and ssj get electrocuted but still hang on the whole time. A few seconds later, they are both burnt)
Brick: TO THE PIZZA PLACE!
(Brick and ssj jump off the power line and run away from town hall)
Grubby Grouper: THEY’RE GETTING AWAY!
(The mob chases after them)
Brick: DUDE! THEY’RE GAINING ON US!
(They run inside the pizza shop)
Storm: Welcome to Pizza Butt, how may I-
(Brick shoots Storm with his brick gun)
Brick: SORRY!
(Brick and ssj grab a ton of frozen pizzas)
ssj: There’s no way we can get back to town hall with these without being caught or dropping and or losing them!
Brick: I have an idea.
(The two of them run outside. The store has a huge fake pizza mounted to the side of the roof. Brick shoots it down with the brick gun)
Brick: PULL OFF THE PEPPERONIS! QUUUUUUUICK!
(The mob is slowly closing in on them around Pizza Butt)
Brick: OMIGAWD HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP!
ssj: Done!
(ssj is sitting on a fake flat cheese pizza with 4 slices of pepperoni attached to the side like wheels)
ssj: Quick! Jump on!
(Brick jumps on)
Brick: HOW DO WE START MOVING?
ssj: Just wait.
(Brick closes his eyes and cringes as the mob becomes incredibly close. Jerry has a pitchfork and is about to climb onto the pizza, when ssj grabs it)
ssj: Thank you.
(ssj mows through the crowd running over several people, using the pitchfork like an oar)
Brick: WE’RE ALMOST THERE!
ssj: OKAY! THROW THE PIZZAS THROUGH THE WINDOW!
Brick: ARE YOU INSANE? I’M TERRIBLE AT THROWING STUFF!
ssj: YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
(Brick throws all of the frozen pizzas up in the air. They go up incredibly high until it disappears from everyone’s view)
ssj: Seriously? You didn’t get a single one?
Brick: I told you so!
ssj: WELL, IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT, BECAUSE THE PIZZAS ARE COMING BACK DOWN!
(A frozen pizza falls straight down at where Brick is sitting. Brick jumps out of the way just in time, and the frozen pizza leaves a hole in the bottom of the giant fake pizza)
Brick: AAAAAAHHHH!
(They crash into town hall and run inside. The frozen pizzas fall, knocking people unconcious as the remaining people in the mob move towards town hall after Brick and ssj. They get upstairs to where they came from)
ssj: DID YOU MISS ALL OF THE PIZZAS?
Brick: ONE MADE IT IN! IT’S RIGHT THERE!
(They hear footsteps)
Brick: THEY’RE CLIMBING UP THE STAIRS!
ssj: I’LL GO AND FIGHT THEM OFF! YOU MAKE THE PIZZA!
Brick: OKAY!
(ssj leaves)
Brick: Hmm… ooo! I know what to do!
(Brick puts the pizza in the toaster)
Brick: I am the master of this!
(A few seconds later, the pizza flies out of the toaster burnt to a crisp and crashes into the ceiling, shattering it into a bunch of pieces)
Brick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! No, Brick, calm down! It’s still good!
(Brick glues the pieces together and puts them in the freezer. He does a weird little worried dance for 20 seconds or so)
Brick: OH MY GOD, JUST FREEZE ALREADY!
(Brick takes it out of the freezer and puts it in the microwave. He takes it out after a few seconds, and it’s just a flat brick of black bread and glue molded together with some warm milk on top of it. The milk drips off)
Brick: Just needs some pepperoni!
(Brick takes bacon out of the fridge, cuts it up into circles using scissors, and glues it onto the flat black and white brick)
Brick: PERFECT! Wait, it just needs one thing.
(Brick puts it in the dishwasher)
Brick: There!
(Town hall explodes. We cut to everybody laying on the ground outside town hall charred- town hall itself is mainly intact, except for the top right corner of the building being destroyed and the area around it being covered in burn marks. ssj is staring right at Brick. Brick holds up the “pizza”)
Brick: Dinner is served!
The End

Posting early so I don't forget but still on the day

They’re Coming
Written by BrickSponge2015
(Bagel walks outside of his house)
Bagel: Well, time to go to work!
(Bagel walks into his workplace)
Bagel: Good morning, everyone!
Ling-Ling: Bagel? You don’t work here anymore?
Bagel: What do you mean?
Ling-Ling: Don’t you remember? You’re the mayor of the city! You go to town hall now!
Bagel: Oh yeah. I guess I do. It’s so weird that I’m mayor now.
Ling-Ling: I know.
Bagel: Well, I’ll be going now.
(beat)
Ling-Ling: Uh… bye.
Bagel: Bye.
(Bagel walks outside)
Bagel: I’m gonna miss that place, even though I’ve only ever been there like twice in the last two seasons. And ssj’s not my boss anymore… and he’s not chief of police anymore… and Moxley’s not mayor anymore… and I’ve already faced NickFlower and I’m ready to face him again. I’ve come a long way. However, I still haven’t stopped talking to myself.
Poseidon: (offscreen) Whoa, what’s that?
(Bagel looks over in her direction and walks over to Poseidon who is standing right outside town hall)
Bagel: What’s what?
Poseidon: In the sky!
(Poseidon points at a giant yellow circle far off in the distance)
Bagel: Um… yup, it’s the sun!
Poseidon: No! It looks so weird! I’ve been looking at it for a few minutes because it’s so weird, and it looks like it’s getting bigger!
(People start to overhear her and walk over until everybody in the city is standing in town square, right outside town hall)
Bagel: People of SBMtopia! I can assure you, there is nothing to be alarmed about. We will investigate this immediately!
(We cut to Bagel and ssj in Moxley/Bagel’s office on the second floor of town hall. ssj is looking out the window using a telescope)
Bagel: I swear! It’s just the sun! I don’t know why those people are freaking out so much.
ssj: Uh… Bagel. It’s not the sun.
Bagel: IT IS THE SUN!
ssj: You became the mayor because you knew something bad and nobody believed or currently does believe you. Aren’t you being a bit of a hypocrite?
Bagel: Yeah, fair point.
ssj: But… really, you might want to see this.
(Bagel looks through the telescope at the yellow circle in the sky)
Bagel: WHOAAAAAA that’s weird. It’s almost like a yellow Death Star or something.
ssj: That’s what I was thinking too!
Bagel: Wait… I think I can make out a symbol on it…
ssj: What do you mean? What does it look like?
Bagel: Can you hand me a Sharpie?
ssj: Sure.
(Bagel draws something on the telescope)
Bagel: Okay. Don’t touch the telescope at all and just look straight at it.
ssj: Okay.
(ssj looks through the telescope)
ssj: OH MY GOD!
Bagel: Okay. I’m gonna replace the telescope with this one that doesn’t have sharpie on it.
ssj: Okay.
(Bagel replaces it)
Bagel: Look at it now.
ssj: OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! I CAN TOTALLY SEE IT! WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?
Bagel: I don’t know.
(The camera is positioned so ssj has his back to the camera. ssj walks away, allowing us to see through the telescope. We pan forward and see a giant yellow sphere with the McDonald’s “French Fry M” on it. We keep going forward out of the telescope POV and fly up in the air until we can actually see it where it really is. We cut back to Bagel and ssj)
ssj: We have to do something about this.
Bagel: I know! I knew this would happen! And we’re ready for them.
ssj: No, we’re not! We know that they’re coming, but we have no idea about what weapons they have! NickFlower has teamed up with one of the biggest, most evil corporations in the world besides Disney, and we have no idea what his plan is. For all we know, he could wipe us out in a second.
Bagel: Yeah, but we’ll beat NickFlower, just like we did last time! Right?
ssj: We barely won then, and now he has a giant army of fry cooks or something. And besides, it’s a fast food Death Star! It’s like if a donkey grew a goatee and voted Republican. It’s just made of evil! There’s no doubt about it! I’m sorry, Bagel, but we should just evacuate the town and start over with a new website domain.
(beat)
Bagel: Yeah, I don’t care. We’re trying anyway.
(Bagel pulls a book out of the bookshelf next to him. The floor opens up, and the patch of ground Bagel and ssj are standing on moves downwards. Then, a secret passageway shows up, which leads to a door with a password grid thing. Bagel punches in a password, and the door opens to a room full of random buttons and levers)
ssj: Okay, let’s see if we can find the one that fires the secret missiles so we can-
Bagel: I’m just pressing all of them.
(We cut to everybody in town square watching as the circle of ground surrounding town hall moves so the building turns around to face the other way. The town hall “unfolds” and a bunch of rockets, missiles, guns, and grenade launchers come out of random places and all fire at the same time. They fly straight at the McDeathStar, and a huge force field comes out of it, deflecting the fired missiles, bullets, grenades, lasers, rockets, and illegal fireworks flying back towards SBMtopia. After they get deflected, there’s a crazy awesome POV-ish shot following one of the missiles as it flies back)
Bagel: Oops. EVERYBODY TAKE COVER!
(Everybody runs away screaming as it starts raining the aforementioned items, many of them causing large explosions)
Bagel: Okay, I think that’s all of them! You can come out now!
(Everybody climbs out from under random things or walks outside of buildings. A missile hits Popeye’s house and causes a massive explosion on Schadenfreude Street)
Bagel: Oops. Okay, that was really the last one!
ssj: Bagel, we seriously need to do something.
Bagel: Okay. Time to do what I became mayor to do- ban YAK!
ssj: How’s that gonna help?
Bagel: I have no idea.
(Bagel speaks into a microphone and his voice is heard on speakers all over the town)
Bagel: (on speakers) PEOPLE OF SBMTOPIA! THE LAW HAS BEEN CHANGED! YAK, THE ONLY ORIGINAL ALL WHITE MEAT CHICKEN SANDWICH, MCDONALD’S NEWEST CASH COW, IS BANNED FROM SBMTOPIA!

Tidal Lagwave
Written by BagelsinEurope

(we see SBMtopia at night)
(In the corner of the screen, the words "SBMtopia, 1:30 AM" appear in courier new)
(We get shots of the houses, with all the lights turned off)
(We go to the highway, which is empty except for one lone car)
(We then see a little device planted in the ground. It has "YAK Co." patented on it. The device emits a gas. The gas makes the city all woozy in the shot, turning yellow and vision becoming distorted. The camera starts to glitch out, and the shots get incredibly screwed up. The camera then goes to black)
(We cut to YAK Headquarters. The words "YAK Headauarters, 2:00 AM" appear in courier new.)
YAK Agent: I set up the lag device. They may have banned are sandwiches, but we are still there. We will take this town down.
YAK Agent 2: YAK shall prevail!
(A man walks in)
Man: Good work, my friends. We shall take down the city for real this time.
(We cut to SBMtopia. The screen says, "SBMtopia, 8:00 AM" in courier new)
Prez: UNLEASH THE BAN ON YAK!
(A mob is chasing Bagel and ssj, who are in a golf cart)
Bagel: CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?
ssj: Fraid not.
Bagel: Look out!
(ssj crashes into the YAK device)
Device: Systems activating...
Bagel: Uh-oh.
ssj: What do we d-
(The screen stops)
ssj: o? This is-
(The screen stops again and the corner starts to glitch out)
ssj: not go-
(The whole screen starts glitching out. Everyone's designs get distorted and screwed up)
Prez: GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
Spandy4Life (10x fast): yes?
Prez: THHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEE IS A PRRRRRRRRROBBBLLLEEEMMMM HERRRRRRRE
Spandy4Life (10x fast): I noticed!
ssj: I know of-
(screen stops)
ssj: what is happening.
Bagel: wHaT iS iT
ssj: It is a-
(screen stops)
ssj: lagwave. The last time we-
(screen stops)
ssj: had one was 1989.
Bagel: i ThInK i KnOw HoW tO fIx tHiS
(The ground of Schadenfreude St. turns blue)
BobSponge: WHAT IS HAPPENING
(We see BobSponge's head in the ground with his body floating around)
Bagel: tHaT's It! YAK DiD tHiS!
(The ground of Schadenfreude St. disappears entirely, so it's just houses on top of nothing)
ryanruff13: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
Grubby Grouper: HE WAS AMAZING
(The screen stops completely for a minute)
Brick: IF YOU SELECT THE GREEN BRICK
Grubby Grouper: HE WAS AMAZING
ssj: Wait! I know what-
(screen stops)
ssj: to do.
Brick: IF YOU SELECT THEGREEN BRICK
ryanruff13: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
Bagel: wHaT iS iT sSj?
Grubby Grouper: HE WAS AMAZING
(Half of the screen turns yellow)
ssj: We must destroy-
(screen stops)
ssj: The YAK device!
ThePineappleLord: LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE
Bagel: wHeRe Is It
(Poseidon is slowly melting)
Jerry: LETS NOT FORGET THE TIMERS
ThePineappleLord: LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE
ssj: In the-
(screen stops)
ssj: road!
Brick: IF YOU SELECT THE GREEN BRICK
Popeye: I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out.
(MadFred dies)
ryanruff13: WANT WANT WANT
(Bagel's legs dissapear)
BobSponge: AAAH
(Blue Screen of Death)
ThePineappleLord: LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE
JakeFromStateFarm: OH YEAH MR. KRABS
BeatlesBox: revolver>sgt. pepper tbh
(The screen gets squished into a tiny corner with black covering up everything)
BeatlesBox: revolver>sgt. pepper tbh
ThePineappleLord: LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE LIVE THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE THE PINEAPPLE
Grubby Grouper: HE WAS AMAZING
Brick: IF YOU SELECT THE GREEN BRICK
ssj: There it is!
Bagel: TiMe To DeStRoY iT!
(Bagel grabs the YAK device and destroys it)
(The screen goes full again, and everything starts shaking)
(A giant YAK robot comes out of the sky)
YAK robot: MORE YAK
(A bunch of YAK sandwiches fall from the sky)
(The YAK robot disappears)
(Lego puts down his phone)
Lego: YAK! YAAAAAY!
(Everyone except Bagel and ssj start celebrating)
Bagel: NO! I BANNED YAK, BUT NOW I AM PERMABANNING ANYTHING EVEN RESEMBLING YAK! ANYONE WHO IS CAUGHT WITH ANY SINGLE MORSEL THAT RELATES TO YAK WILL GO TO JAIL PERMANENTLY AS WELL AS GAIN A SPOT ON DEATH ROW, STARTING RIGHT NOW!
(ssj vacuums all the YAK)
Prez: No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO
(Prez's eye fills the screen and the episode goes black)

End of premiere week. Sorry guys. ONE MORE EPISODE UNTIL AMAZING QUADRUPLE LENGTH EPISODE SPECTACULAR FINALE OF AMAZEMENT

THIS IS IT
YAK IS COMING
PREPARE FOR THE YAKCALYPSE
THE END IS NEAR
11/17/15

OMG Can't wait!!! Btw great episodes guys :) :thumbsup:

BTW most likely every character in the show will appear in the finale at some point, at least a cameo

New DVD! I'm gonna start releasing a bunch of DVDs with the Season 1 bonus features plus a few early Season 2 DVD bonus features if you don't want to get the whole thing and just a specific feature.

Overpass Troubles! 8 episodes with a theme of travel!
1. Overpass Troubles
2. The Long Haul
3. Journey To Fort Lox
4. Elevator Fixes
5. The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014
6. Wackos vs. Wild
7. Bagel Meets the Wall of Doom
8. Time Traveling Mess
Plus 3 bonus episodes!
-eDismay
-Chat Conversation
-Fishing

Special Features!
Commentary by BagelsinEurope on Wackos vs. Wild and Time Traveling Mess!
Original Cut of Chat Conversation! (Warning: Contains adult themes, even though it was made by two 11 year olds. But still, it has some dirty stuff.)

So buy now! 20 doubloons to BagelsinEurope or BrickSponge2015!

We now return to your regularly scheduled program.
BobSponge: I'M A FREAKING VEGETABLE

nvm wrong show

Two things: probably gonna post the ep tomorrow, because there was a Veterans Day ep last year and I want to get people more hyped for the finale

Also, another new DVD:

Carcinogenic Cinema! 13 bad eggs!
1. I Ate Those Food
2. 22 Short Films About SBMtopia
3. The Illuminati Problem
4. Enter Mouth
5. This Is Not A Good Exercise
6. Behind The Screens
7. Krushable Krushers
8. The Geico War
9. The Waffle Maker
10. The SBM Show Theatre 8000!
11. The Good President Name
12. Bologna
13. Battle of the Bagels

Special Features!
Commentaries:
-Bologna
-The Waffle Maker
Krushable Krushers Deleted Scene
Which SBM Show Character Are You? Quiz

AVAILABLE NOW

The Final Hour
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We zoom out of Prez’s eye to the exact same shot the last episode ended with)
Prez: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YAK is, like, the best sandwich ever! TO THE LAB!
(We spin in and out with a hideously detailed image of Prez’s face as the Batman music or whatever plays)
Prez: OH MY GOD! IT’S GONE! THE YAK MAGNET!
(We cut to Bagel running up a hill away from Prez’s lab holding a huge magnet with lights and buttons on it, with ssj, Brick and kevin following him closely behind)
Bagel: How do you turn this thing on?
kevin: I don’t know!
Brick: LEMME TRY!
(Brick tackles Bagel and grabs the magnet. He presses a button on it, and YAKs fly out of a McDonald’s at the bottom of the hill, breaking through the windows and walls and clumping around the magnet from all directions)
Bagel, Brick, ssj and kevin: WHOAAAAAAA!
(YAKs fly out of McDonalds’ around them in all directions)
Bagel: THIS IS WORKING! WE NEED TO GET THESE OUT OF THE CITY!
(Bagel, Brick, ssj and kevin start running towards the bridge to outer SBMtopia, holding the magnet so the YAKs fly through the air after them. The camera follows them from the side)
kevin: (out of breath, panting and gasping) SO, WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE TAKING THESE?
Bagel: (out of breath, panting and gasping) WE'LL DUMP THEM IN SBCTOPIA!
Slash: (offscreen) THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!
(We hear a car speeding up. Bagel looks behind his shoulder, and they start running even faster)
Bagel: (out of breath) OH, GOD!
(Prez speeds up into the camera's view in Slash's car)
Prez: GIVE ME THE YAK MAGNET!
Bagel: (out of breath) WHY DO YOU WANT IT SO MUCH?
Prez: IT'S MINE!
(Bagel and his group starts running even faster and they run offscreen)
Prez: OH NO YOU DON'T!
(Prez speeds up offscreen. We change to a POV shot from the backseat of Slash's car, as Bagel is just running from Prez and he is speeding up, about to run him over. Prez grabs a random yellow and red gun thing out of the hammerspace, and holds it out the window, ready to shoot Bagel)
Prez: Actually... no.
(Prez switches position so he's not firing it out the window, he's just breaking the windshield. He shoots a laser at Bagel which melts a hole in the windshield)
Bagel: (out of breath) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Oh, why didn't I take my car?
Prez: I'LL SAVE YOU, YAK!
ssj: (out of breath) LOOK! SBCTOPIA! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
Bagel: (out of breath) OKAY! I'M GONNA THROW IT!
ssj: (out of breath) WAIT! DON'T! GIVE IT TO ME!
Bagel: (out of breath) OKAY!
(Bagel throws it to ssj, who throws it to Brick)
Brick: (out of breath) ARE YOU INSANE? YOU KNOW I DON'T THROW WELL!
ssj: (out of breath) EXACTLY! THROW IT BRICK! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
(beat)
ssj, Bagel, and kevin: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Brick: OKAY!
(Brick throws it. Prez skids to a stop and turns around sideways on the bridge between SBMtopia and outer SBMtopia/SBCtopia, blocking the path. We see the magnet fly through the air in slow motion)
Prez: (slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bagel and ssj: (slow motion) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(beat)
kevin: Oh. (slow motion) MY NAME IS KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(All of the YAKs fly through the air and attach themselves to the magnet. The YAK Magnet hits OMLJ on the head and bounces off into a field of tall grass)
OMLJ: (slow motion) MYYYYYYY LEGGGGGGG! EVEN THOUGH I GOT HIT IN THE HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!
(ONLJ explodes into confetti and sausages and we go to normal speed)
Bagel: YES! YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE MAGNET NOW!
Prez: NOOOOOOO!
Bagel: HA-HA!
(Bagel, ssj, Brick, and kevin slide over the hood of Slash's car and run back to SBMtopia. As they run away in the background, we see a ground level shot of Prez- like, the camera is positioned at Prez's vision level, looking at Prez. Slash's car and the group running away in the background is blurry)
Prez: (slowly raising voice) I will have my revenge. SBMtopia HAS NOT SEEN THE LAST OF YAK!
(We cut to Bagel, ssj, Brick, and kevin in Bagel's office/Moxley's old office)
kevin: So... did we beat them or whatever?
ssj: We don't know.
(Long silence)
Brick: This is awkward.
(Bagel is looking through the telescope)
Bagel: The McDeathStar is still there. What if getting rid of the YAKs just did nothing?
Brick: Well, it got an angry mob after us!
ssj: Wait, what?
(Everybody looks out the window)
ssj: Well... another mob.
Brick: That's just jolly.
(We start with a shot of the 4 of them looking out the window from inside Town Hall, then we pan over the angry mob, which includes almost every character in the show so far except for Bagel, Brick, ssj, kevin, Prez, Moxley, NickFlower, and SBF64)
Bagel: (offscreen, we're still panning over the mob) We're dead.
Brick, ssj, and kevin: Yeah.
(We then cut back to the shot of them in town hall)
Brick: Cheer up, guys! There's a perfectly peaceful landscape outside this other window.
(Brick pulls open some curtains, and we see the McDeathStar up in the sky)
ssj: Eh...
(We pan forward out the window, into the sky, and past the house until we're in space. We go by a ton of stars, until everything is pitch black, and the episode ends)
YAK ATTACK TIME SEASON FINALE HYPE

"People of SBMtopia... tonight, turn your weapons to NickFlower"
OMFG THIS IS HAPPENING I'M SO EXCITED

OMG OMG ITS HERE THE LONGEST MOST INCREDIBLE BEST MOST EPIC EPISODE EVER READ IT READ IT NOW THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT EVER CAME TO BE ALL THE WORK BRICK AND I DID PAID OFF THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST EPISODE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THINGS EVER

(Everything is black. Slowly, the black screen turns to a lightish-blue color, and soon we fade in to the ocean from underwater. The camera floats up, and then once on the surface, we see the island from Wackos Vs. Wild. The camera moves upwards until we’re looking at the island from a mile or so away from the sea level. Nothing happens for a minute. Then, SBF64 runs out of the forest on the island)
SBF64: HEY! HEY! HELP! PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HEY! HEY! HEY!
(A yellow and red helicopter flies by)
SBF64: PLEASE STOP!
(The helicopter slows down and lands on the island. SBF64 climbs inside)
SBF64: YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
(The helicopter flies away. We fade to black and fade in on downtown SBMtopia, which is completely empty. We see one of those signs showing what road you're on, and the two signs on it say "EPISODE 39/40" and "YAK ATTACK". A piece of paper that says "Written by BrickSponge2015 and BagelsinEurope" then floats by in the wind. Suddenly, a car speeds by, sending the paper flying away down the street. We cut to Bagel, Brick, ssj and kevin in Bagel’s car, speeding around a corner in the city)
Bagel: WHAT DO WE DO?
ssj: I DON’T KNOW! GO THAT WAY!
Brick: NO GO THAT WAY
ssj: DON'T LISTEN TO BRICK
Bagel: I NEVER DO
(Bagel is about to speed around a corner, when he suddenly puts on the brakes and skids to a stop)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
(We see people surrounding Bagel’s car from all sides. They’re at a four-way intersection with buildings on all sides, surrounded by a huge crowd of people)
Bagel: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO PROTECTIVE OF A STUPID SANDWICH?
Brick: MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SLICE OF THE PILLS!
ssj: This episode is gonna have a lot of caps lock, isn’t it?
kevin: Meh, probably.
Brick: Audience, get prepared. Bring your caps lock therapy sacks.
(The crowd starts closing in. BobSponge climbs on top of a cardboard box)
BobSponge: PEOPLE! STOP!
(Everybody stops and looks at BobSponge)
Bagel: Wow! My best buddy is protecting me from an angry mob of everyone I know!
BobSponge: LOOK WHAT WE’VE BECOME! We’re so stupid, trying to kill them with our pitchforks and torches. LET’S JUST BLOW THEM UP!
(Everyone starts cheering except for Bagel, ssj and kevin)
Bagel: Oh.
Brick: YAY!
Bagel: Brick, this is bad!
Brick: I don’t tell you how to live your life!
(SpongeCob and E.V.I.L surround the car with bombs)
SpongeCob: STAND BACK, EVERYONE!
(Everybody stands back. SpongeCob hooks up a cord between the bombs and a detonator)
SpongeCob: 3… 2… 1…
(SpongeCob blows it up and the explosions don’t even touch Bagel’s car or the land around it, but makes a large, donut-shaped crater around an island of land with the car on it)
Popeye: HOW? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Jerry: IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
Award: I ALREADY KILLED THE ILLUMINATI ONCE I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN
Drifter: (offscreen) SPACE LIZARDS WILL LEAD YOU TO THE BUS STOP AND TEACH YOU THE PATH OF DEATH!
(The Drifter rolls over driving a crane with a wrecking ball)
Ling-Ling: SWING IT!
Spandy4Life: YEAH, DO IT!
Beano: YEAH!
(Everybody starts cheering. Drifter is about to swing the wrecking ball into Bagel’s car when Brick jumps on the car’s roof)
Brick: IF YOU WANNA KILL BAGEL, YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH ME FIRST!
Spongy: OKAY!
(Drifter swings the wrecking ball and crashes into Brick. Brick grabs onto it)
Brick: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
(The wrecking ball swings backwards and crashes into Drifter, destroying the crane and making the wrecking ball tower fall down like a bridge across the crater. Everybody starts climb over to kill Bagel, when suddenly, there’s a crazy loud rumbling sound that shake everything)
Big Meaty Claws: (voice barely heard over the rumbling) WHAT’S THAT?
Award: (voice barely heard over the rumbling) I DON’T KNOW!
(Everybody loses interest in Bagel and runs away, following the sound of the rumbling. Brick, ssj and kevin follow them, and Bagel drives over them across the crane-bridge. Everybody is crowded around a McDonald’s restaurant. Jets come out of the sides and it flies off into the sky)
Bagel: (voice barely heard over the rumbling) THIS ISN’T GOOD!
(Two other McDonald’s in the city fly up too far away. All three of them fly up to the McDeathStar. Parts of the McDeathStar open up and the flying McDonald’s restaurants go inside. Nothing happens for a minute, and then a large yellow ball gets shot out of the McDeathStar towards the city)
Bagel: LOOK OUT!
(Everybody hides behind random things or tries to shield themselves, and the ball hits the ground, only making a little crack in the street. Nobody moves for a few seconds, then ssj very slowly peeks out from behind a trash can. He slowly walks over to the ball and touches it. The ball opens up and he jumps out of the way, startled. The top half of the ball folds out into 4 pieces and a tiny pole comes out of the top of it. Then, a screen comes out of the top of the pole, and it starts playing a video. We see NickFlower on the screen)
NickFlower: (on screen) Guess who’s back?
(Everybody gasps)
NickFlower: (on screen) You may have thought that you beat me, but you haven’t. I’m going to blast this city to bits, and there’s nothing you can do about it! I’m coming, Bagel. And not just from the outside. I’ve been getting ready to destroy you from the inside this whole time. All of the YAKs in the city are going to turn into highly destructive and dangerous bombs that will explode in 1 hour.
Bagel: BUT I GOT RID OF ALL THE YAKS!
NickFlower: (on screen) Sure you did. Goodbye, SBMtopia. Goodbye forever.
(The screen goes to static)
ssj: We have to get ready.
Bagel: Yeah.
(Everybody looks at Bagel)
Bagel: What?
Everyone: BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!
Bagel: GIVE ME PRAISE
(We cut to Bagel and kevin in the secret room of town hall)
kevin: Okay. This button was prepared for an emergency just like this. Are you ready?
Bagel: Are you sure about this?
kevin: The book of president assistant stuff says this is the only way to defeat a sandwich corporation.
Bagel: Does it really say that?
kevin: No, but it makes the scene more dramatic.
(Sad C418 music starts playing, panning in on Brick's face, until Brick literally rips up the screen back to the regular way of things)
Brick: YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED THE COMEDIC EFFECT!
ssj: But… it wouldn't have a comedic effect if he didn't say that…
Brick: YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! THIS IS ENOUGH!
(Brick knocks ssj out with his Brick gun)
Bagel: BRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Brick: YOUR TIME HAS COME
Thom Yorke: WE WANT THE YOUNG BLOOD
kevin: AAAAAH!
(kevin slams on the red button and a giant dome slowly encloses itself over the city)
Brick: SIMPSONS MOVIE REFERENCE MWEHEHEHEH
(Bagel and kevin walk outside)
Bagel: This is actually great! If NickFlower tries to bomb us or something, he won’t be able to get through our shield!
(ssj points upwards)
ssj: Well, let’s hope so!
(A yellow and red fighter jet is flying towards the city incredibly fast)
Bagel: Uh-oh.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(The jet crashes and explodes on the edge of the dome)
cwn: How does glass make stuff explode?
kevin: FORTIFIED WITH ROCK SOLID AIR
(We hear a weird beeping sound)
Bagel: Do you guys hear that?
Cha: Hear what?
Bagel: Hold on… I’m following the sound.
SOME AMOUNT OF TIME LATER
(Bagel is in town square, right outside town hall)
Bagel: See, I can really hear it right here.
MMM: Let me listen!
(MMM listens for a minute)
MMM: I hear that too… it almost sounds like a time bomb or something!
Bagel: Yeah, it sorta does!
(beat)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOMIGAWD
(Bagel pulls a shovel out of nowhere and starts digging)
Bagel: (really slow and goofy gasp) I’VE STRUCK YAK!
(Bagel takes the YAKs out of the hole and pulls out the YAK magnet)
Bagel: Oh my god! Prez found it!
(We cut to Prez standing next to the field of tall grass)
Prez: CURSE YOU, BAGEL! Thankfully, I can use the YAK magnet magnet!
(We cut back)
Bagel: He must have been working for YAK the whole time!
(ssj walks over)
ssj: Yeah, and he must have buried it while everyone was trying to kill you!
Bagel: Wait. THAT MEANS WE ONLY HAVE SIX HOURS TO GET RID OF THE YAKS AGAIN!
(Bagel runs over to kevin)
Bagel: PUT THE DOME BACK DOWN!
kevin: I can’t. It takes 24 hours to reset. The only thing I can do is open up a tiny hole in the top.
(Bagel thinks for a minute)
Bagel: I think I have an idea.
(We cut to Bagel holding two toilet plungers with the YAK magnet tied to his waist climbing up the side of the dome, with everyone in town square watching)
ssj: This is insane.
Brick: Meh… anything’s possible now.
Bagel: I’M DOING IT! I’M ACTUALLY DOING I-
(A red laser shoots one of Bagel’s toilet plungers and he almost falls)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHH!
(Bagel looks over and sees Prez climbing up the other side on a toilet plunger, holding a laser gun)
Prez: I HAVE THE UPPER HAND, BAGEL! WE WILL BURY YOU!
Bagel: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
(Bagel keeps climbing up, dodging lasers. It should be noted that all of the YAKs are clumped around him like a belt)
Prez: PREPARE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Laser Gun: IMMA FIRING MAH LASER
(Prez shoots a laser in Bagel’s direction, but Bagel is higher up than Prez)
Prez: Wait, what?
Bagel: HA-HA!
(Bagel starts quickly sliding down)
Bagel: Wait, what?
(Bagel sees a YAK right outside the dome, glued to the ground)
Prez: THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
(Bagel looks down)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel slides all the way down and tries to climb up but can’t move)
Bagel: COME… ONNNNNNNNNNNN!
(Brick pulls out his brick gun and shoots Prez, making him fall down)
Prez: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(Prez breaks through the roof of a trampoline factory, bounces off of a trampoline, and goes up incredibly high. He pulls out a YAK Magnet Magnet while in midair, making Bagel fly up towards him away from the YAK. Bagel crushes Prez against the edge of the dome and sticks to it with his toilet plungers)
Prez: OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?
(Bagel grabs the laser gun from Prez)
Bagel: Thank you!
(Bagel shoots out of the hole in the top of the dome. The laser hits a small YAK fighter jet hovering above the dome. It falls out of the air, slides on the edge of the dome, and crushes the YAK at the bottom of the outside of the dome)
Bagel: YES!
Prez: COME BACK HERE WITH THAT!
(Bagel throws the laser gun down into SBMtopia, grabs the other toilet plungers, and keeps climbing up past Prez)
Prez: NUUUUUUU! SCRUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU!
(Prez climbs up after Bagel)
Prez: YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Bagel: NO, YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Prez: OH YES I AM!
Bagel: OH NO YOU AREN’T!
Prez: OH NO YOU ARE!
Bagel: OH YES I AMN’T!
Prez: OH NO MY YES!
Bagel: OH YES I NO MY YOURS!
Prez: OH YES AREN’T I AM YOU!
Bagel: AAAAHHH!
Prez: AAAAHHH!
Bagel and Prez: AAAAHHH!
Triple A Guy: AAAHHH! I’m the Triple A/AAA guy!
(beat)
(Bagel punches the Triple A Guy and he falls to his death)
(beat)
(Bagel keeps climbing and Prez climbs after him until Bagel gets to the space right next to the hole at the very top, nearly hanging exactly straight down)
Bagel: YES! GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN!
(Bagel holds on with one hand and leaves the other toilet plunger hanging, using his free hand to untie the YAK magnet from his waist)
Bagel: Oh, come on, come on, it’s stuck!
(We see Prez slowly climbing up towards Bagel)
Bagel: Oh no, oh no, OH NO!
(A voice comes out of the YAKs somehow as the meat transforms into bombs)
Voice: Final minute before detonation beginning. 59. 58.
(We cut to a shot of the townspeople looking up at Bagel as he tries to untie the YAK magnet as the voice echoes through the town inside the dome. Everybody is in town square outside except for Brick)
ssj: Welp, guess this is it. This is the end.
Popeye: Goodbye, cruel world. It was nice knowing ya.
(We see Brick inside the arcade right behind them, playing SpongeBob Snowboard Race)
Brick: I BEAT THE HIGH SCORE!
ssj: What the- Brick, there's no time for that!
OMLJ: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS SONNY BOIIIII!
(A tiny white speck hits OMLJ on the head)
OMLJ: MY LEG!
(OMLJ passes out)
Bagel: SORRY! THAT WAS A TONSIL STONE!
Voice: 35. 34. 33. 32. 31.
(Prez keeps climbing up)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHHHH! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
(Bagel keeps trying to untie it)
Bagel: AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!
(Prez gets up to where Bagel is)
Prez: FINALLY! YES! I SHALL FINALLY WIN!
Bagel: NO!
(Bagel keeps trying to untie it)
Prez: GIMMIE THAT, YOU IDIOT!
(Prez tries to rip the YAK Magnet off)
Bagel: NO!
(Bagel and Prez both grab onto it and try to grab it)
Prez: GIVE IT!
Bagel: NO!
Prez: GIVE IT!
Bagel: NO!
Prez: GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
(Bagel finally manages to untie it. Prez tries to grab it, but Bagel throws the YAK magnet up in the air)
Voice: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
(All of the YAKs explode in the air above SBMtopia, causing a giant explosion which takes out several YAK fighter jets)
Bagel: YES! YEAH! WOO! IN YOUR FACE!
(The magnet falls back down and Prez catches it)
Prez: (sighs) Okay, Bagel, you won yet again.
Bagel: WOO! UH-HUH! UH-HUH! UH-HUH! OH YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT! WOOOOOOOO!
(everyone cheers)
Bagel: I FINALLY SAVED SBMTOPIA! AFTER ALL OF THESE EPISODES, I DID IT! WOO! I ACTUALLY DID-
(We see somebody walking over and standing on top of the dome right next to the hole)
Bagel: -it.
(Bagel looks up)
Bagel: OH MY GOD!
(Everybody looks up and gasps. We zoom in on Popeye’s face very quickly)
Popeye: Oh no.
SBF64: I FINALLY FOUND A WAY OFF THAT DEATH TRAP! You left me behind, Bagel. And now, you will pay. SON, I PRESENT TO YOU; YAK!
(SBF64 holds up a YAK)
SBF64: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Voice: 55. 54. 53. 52. 51.
(SBF64 throws it down into SBMtopia, but it flies back up and sticks to the YAK Magnet)
SBF64: AGENT PREZLY? TURN THAT THING OFF!
Bagel: NO! DON’T!
Prez: Hold on a second, SBF. WHY? WHY SHOULDN’T I DESTROY THIS CITY?
Bagel: Well, it’ll destroy your lab and all of your inventions.
Prez: True, true. But it’s worth it to destroy this miserable town!
Bagel: I know, but I always thought you wanted to destroy it!
Prez: I do, and that’s what I’m about to do!
Bagel: No, it isn’t. YAK is just using you as a tool. McDonald’s is. I know you love it and I know you want to help McDonald’s destroy SBMtopia, but wouldn’t you rather destroy it with your own genius plan?
(Prez thinks for a minute)
Voice: 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13.
(Everybody looks up, tensely)
Prez: You know what? Good guys always lose.
(Bagel looks really worried)
Prez: EXCEPT FOR NOW!
(Prez throws the YAK Magnet out of the dome. It lands really far away)
Voice: 3. 2. 1.
(There’s a massive explosion far away)
SBF64: Well, Prezly. Poor choice of words.
(SBF64 pulls out a gun and aims it at Prez)
SBF64: Say goodnight!
Prez, Bagel, and Brick: Good night.
(Brick walks up behind SBF64 outside the dome and pushes him in the hole, making him fall past Bagel and Prez)
Bagel: BRICK!
Prez: YOU SAVED US!
(As SBF64 is falling, he fires his gun and hits both of Bagel’s toilet plungers)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHHH!
(Bagel jumps and grabs onto Prez’s plunger)
Prez: NO WAIT-
(Bagel loses his grip and slides down, pushing Prez off. The two of them fall after SBF64, dodging bullets)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO LEFT!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO RIGHT!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO FORWARD!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO BACK!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GET ON THE BOAT!
Bagel: What?
Prez: I don’t know.
(SBF64 pulls up his sleeve and presses a button on his hidden watch. A small flat yellow circle with a railing around it flies down through the hole and past Bagel and Prez, catching SBF64. Bagel and Prez grab onto it)
SBF64: Hey! Get off!
(SBF64 tries to kick Bagel off, but Bagel just grabs onto his leg and jumps up onto the ship and tries to tackle him)
SBF64: GET OFF NOW!
(SBF64 shakes Bagel off, but he grabs back onto the bottom of the ship)
Bagel: I’M NOT GIVING UP!
(Everyone is in town square, watching the fight)
Bagel: PEOPLE OF SBMTOPIA! PREPARE FOR WAR!
(IAmBagel pulls out a phone and calls someone)
IAmBagel: Hey! Can I borrow something?
TWO SECONDS LATER
IAmBagel: BAGEL GUN SPAM IT EVERYWHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE
(IAmBagel shoots bagels everywhere. One of them hits SBF64 in the face and he falls off of the flying platform)
SBF64: CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(SBF64 lands in GG’s convertible)
SBF64: Phew! I thought I was gonna get hurt, but I landed on these soft car seats!
(Everybody surrounds the car)
SBF64: Oh… eh… hee-hee.
(beat)
SBF64: AMANDA BYNES!
(Everybody attacks SBF64. Bagel and Prez swoop down on the platform)
Bagel: Brick! ssj!
Brick: THIS IS A MEDICAL DISORDER
ssj: (sighs) Let’s go.
(Brick and ssj jump on)
ssj: kevin, you coming with?
kevin: Nah. I’ll stay here and make sure the town doesn’t go to the S-lands.
Bagel: Okay, remember to close the top of the dome after we leave!
kevin: I will.
(They fly away)
Bagel: Man, I feel bad for SBF64.
Prez: Why? He just tried to kill us!
Bagel: Yeah, but it was a revenge plot! Me and Popeye did leave him on that island.
Prez: Meh, fair point.
Brick: I BLAME BOBSPONGE!
(beat)
Bagel, Prez, and ssj: Yeah.
(They fly out of the dome, and the top closes behind them)
ssj: Wait… where are we even going?
Bagel: We’re going to take down YAK once and for all. TO THE MCDEATHSTAR!
Prez: Oh boy.
Brick: Are we there yet?
Bagel: ...we just got out of the dome.
ssj: Get out of the exit lane! That goes to ShrekIsCool.comTopia!
Bagel: What?
(Bagel flies through the exit lane)
Narrator: ONE DISTURBING WEBSITE LATER
(They fly out really quickly)
Bagel: There are some things you can't un-see.
(Bagel sees a sign)
Bagel: Look!
ssj: Hmm… "McDeathStar- 50 miles"
Bagel: I don't know if I could survive if there were 50 of Miles.
50 Miles Duplicates: I ATE THOSE FOOD
Bagel: What the- how did you get out of the dome?
(We cut back to SBMtopia)
kevin: I'd better close the dome before any more Miles clones get out!
800 Miles Duplicates: I ATE THOSE FOOD
(We cut back to Bagel, ssj, Brick, and Prez)
Bagel: Hey where did the Miles go?
Prez: Uh… nowhere!
(Prez drops a ray gun off of the railing, causing it to land on the dome and break into pieces)
Bagel: Hey, look! There it is!
(Everybody sees the McDeathStar and gasps)
Brick: OH MY DOG!
(beat)
Bagel: Welp, here we are now.
Brick: ENTERTAIN US
Bagel: Not the time for Nirvana references, Brick.
Brick: I AM NIRVANA
ssj: Will you sign my house?
Bagel: Don’t engage in it, ssj.
(They fly up into the ship)
All: WHOAAAAAAAA!
Bagel: This is crazy!
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Bagel: You’re right! That is pretty crazy!
(Prez facepalms)
ssj: GUYS! LOOK OUT!
(Several men in yellow and red business suits with guns are running towards them from all directions)
Brick: TAKE THIS! Guys, get down.
70's Enthusiast: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR
(ssj and Bagel duck. Brick starts spinning around and shooting, making all of them pass out)
ssj: I bet those were YAK Agents!
Prez: There were, and there’s more.
(Bagel, ssj, Brick and Prez walk off of the platform. The hole in the bottom of the McDeathStar closes and the platform stops hovering and just sits on the floor)
Bagel: Prez! You know what we need to do! If we’re taking this thing down, where do we need to go?
Prez: We have to get to the core. This ship is like a ball within a ball. We just climb up this ladder which will take this to the inner ring, and then climb a ladder in there and get to the core, which is in the very middle.
(They start climbing up)
ssj: Seems easy enough!
(They get to the top of the ladder and see a ton of YAK Agents pointing their guns at them)
ssj: Okay, maybe I spoke too soon.
(Bagel pulls out a bunch of guns)
Bagel: Look what I got from the last round!
(The YAK agents shoot. They all jump off the ladder back to the first room to dodge the bullets)
Bagel: Here you go, Prez.
(Bagel hands Prez 2 guns)
Prez: Thank you!
(Prez turns around and dual-fires at the YAK Agents, who all scream and get shot)
YAK Agent: WAIT! PLEASE DON’T SHOOT! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE KIDS!
(beat)
YAK Agent: Actually, go ahead.
(ssj and Prez go crazy shooting all the YAK Agents)
Bagel: Don’t you want some guns, Brick?
Brick: Mmm...
(Brick looks down at the Brick gun he's holding)
Brick: Hmm... you know what? Sure.
(Brick slips his brick gun into his nonexistent pocket and grabs both of the real guns)
Brick: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Brick starts crazy rapid fire shooting everything)
ssj: Okay, Brick, you're good-
(ssj ducks to dodge a bullet)
ssj: But can you try not to hit the people on your own team?
(beat)
Brick: What?
ssj: ...nevermind.
Brick: Oh. Okay, then.
(beat)
(Brick keeps shooting everything. We see NickFlower in the core, watching all of this on a camera)
NickFlower: Not good. Oh, not good.
(NickFlower presses a button that says "ROTATE OUTER RING". Where Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez are standing starts moving like a backwards treadmill, turning the outer ring into a giant round hamster wheel. The inner rings and the ladder stay in place)
Bagel: OH MY GOD! IT'S SPINNING! WHAT DO WE DO?
Prez: I HAVE EXPERIENCE ON THESE THINGS! JUST KEEP RUNNING AND SHOOTING!
(The four of them run, rapidly firing their guns for about 30 seconds or so)
Bagel: Yeah... this isn't really doing anything.
Brick: I'm tired! I'm gonna lay down for a minute.
(Brick lies down and flies up in a full circle straight how he was, then goes across another way in the circle and keeps getting spun in random directions until he crashes into Prez and Prez gets spun around too)
Prez: YOU IDIOT!
Brick: This is fun!
(Brick then spins around and trips ssj, causing ssj to fall and get spun around as well)
ssj: (spinning around and randomly flying through Bagel's vision from all directions every few seconds) BAGEL! YOU'RE THE LAST ONE LEFT! GET BACK TO THE LADDER!
Bagel: OKAY!
(Bagel gets ready to jump while he's still running)
Bagel: 3! 2! 1! GO!
(Bagel jumps and grabs onto the ladder)
Bagel: HA-HA, YES!
(Bagel's feet dangle down and touch the ground, sending sparks flying everywhere with a chainsaw sound effect)
Bagel: AAAAAAAHHHH!
(Bagel climbs up)
Bagel: GUYS! I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE! YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET UP HERE!
ssj: OKAY! Alright guys, ready?
Brick and Prez: READY!
Prez: I guess.
(ssj, Brick, and Prez grab each other's feet and stretch out across the ground with ssj in the middle)
ssj: Wait a minute. I just realized this isn't gonna work.
(The human/hamster chain flies straight towards the ladder with ssj's stomach right in the line of fire. They are about to hit it when we cut to Bagel shooting YAK Agents)
ssj: (offscreen) OOOOOWWWWWWW!
(A few seconds later, ssj, Prez and Brick climb up the ladder)
Bagel: Yay! You were able to make it!
ssj: (weakly) I wasn't...
Bagel: Uh... I might need some help.
(ssj, Brick, Prez and Bagel jump straight towards a crowd of YAK Agents)
ONE FAIRLY REPETITIVE FIGHT SCENE LATER
(There are dead/passed out YAK Agents everywhere)
Bagel: Uh... did anybody even see what just happened?
Brick: Yeah, we leaped into battle, time card showed up, blah blah blah. You know. The usge.
Bagel: You mean, like, the usual?
Brick: Yeah! Wasn't it obvious?
Bagel: Well, I couldn't really tell, so no.
Brick: I don't know how to spell slang. Let's just get to the epic fight.
(Bagel climbs the ladder and just sees an empty yellow room. Everybody else comes up after him)
Bagel: THIS is the core?
(The room starts shaking and Bagel's pupils shrink. Parts of the wall opens up and the room gets larger. The room we saw NickFlower in a minute ago comes out of part of the wall)
NickFlower: WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET PAST SECURITY?
Brick: WITH A TIME CARD!
(NickFlower is sitting on a swivel chair. He presses a button on the swivel chair's arm, and guns come out of the wall)
NickFlower: All of these guns are loaded full of highly explosive YAK meat. One move and it's bye bye for Bagel, Brick, ssj and PREZ. SBF64 told me about you, you traitor! You betrayed YAK, Happy and McDonald's. And now, you're going to die.
(beat)
Bagel: RUNNNNNNNNN!
(Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez run through the room dodging the gunshots. Right behind them, small explosions happen)
ssj: THE SHIP MUST BE IMMUNE TO YAK!
Brick: THOSE CLEVER CHEESE BISCUITS!
(A giant explosion happens. The four of them disappear from view behind all the smoke)
NickFlower: YES! I DID IT! I SERIOUSLY DID IT! HAHA! YES!
(beat)
NickFlower: I REALLY, ACTUALLY... did it.
(beat that lasts for another 20 seconds or so)
(Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez jump out of the smoke)
NickFlower: WHAT? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Bagel: WE FOUND THE ONE OTHER THING IMMUNE TO YAK: STUPIDITY! WE USED BRICK AS A SHIELD!
NickFlower: Wait, really?
Bagel: Nah. We died.
Prez: But we're okay now!
Bagel: Yeah, exactly.
(beat)
Brick: DONNNN HOGENBARRRRRR!
(The four of them jump towards NickFlower, all shooting their dual-guns rapidfire)
NickFlower: (somehow dodging bullets) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NO!
(NickFlower pulls out a yellow shield which gets shot by so many bullets so fast that it just disintegrates in his hands. He reaches behind his arm and presses a button. The part of the ship where he's standing transforms into an escape pod. All of the rings partially open up creating a clear path for him to outside and he flies away)
Brick: YES! HE SURRENDERED! WE WON!
(They all start celebrating)
Prez: YEAH!
Bagel: WOO-HOO!
ssj: YES! But don’t you guys think that was a little bit anticlimactic?
Sawpog46: No, anticlimactic has to go against what was originally planned and-
Bagel: Nope, nope, not doing that.
(Prez blasts Sawpog46)
Sawpog46: WHAT ABOUT PART 3 OF THE STORY-
(Sawpog46 dies)
Bagel: lol oh yeah that guy
Brick: But anyway, we should find the self destruct button and fly away on that platform!
Bagel, Prez and ssj: YEAH!
Prez: Wait... where's the control panel?
(They all look out the holes in the rings and see NickFlower flying away, with the control panel as part of his ship)
Bagel, ssj, Brick and Prez: OHHHHHHHHHH ::dolphin noise::
(NickFlower presses a button)
Voice Inside The McDeathStar: SELF DESTRUCT IN 60 SECONDS. 59. 58. 57. 56. 55. 54. 53. 52. 51.
ssj: WE HAVE TO GET TO THE FLYING PLATFORM!
(The core and the inner ring start rotating in separate directions)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Voice: 45. 44. 43. 42. 41. 40. 39. 38. 37. 36. 35. 34. 33. 32.
Bagel: I HAVE AN IDEA!
(Bagel stands perfectly still. He gets spun around in the core, falls out of the core through the hole that NickFlower flew out of, gets spun around in the inner ring, falls into the outer ring, and is about to fall out when he grabs onto the ladder)
Bagel: That was close! So, I'll just jump onto the platform and pilot it back to SBMtopia after Brick, Prez and ssj get on.
(Bagel jumps towards the platform)
Voice on Platform: Remote Pilot Mode enabled.
(The platform moves down out of the ship and flies away before Bagel can land on it)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel falls away from the ship back down towards SBMtopia)
Voice: 12. 11. 10. 9.
Bagel: GUYS! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT!
Voice: 4. 3. 2. 1.
(The McDeathStar explodes)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Brick, ssj and Prez fall out of the explosion)
Bagel: YESSSSSS!
(Bagel then looks down instead of up)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Bagel is falling straight towards the dome)
Bagel: KEVINNNNNNN! OPEN UP THE DOMMMMMMMMMMMMME!
Prez: HE CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Brick: STOP TALKING LIKE THAAAAAAAAAT! IT'S KIND OF A PAIN TO TYPPPPPPPPPPPPPE BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK IT'S GOOD AFTER YOU STRETCHED IT FOR SUPER LONG IT LOOKS WEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
ssj: SHUTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPP!
Bagel: I'M SORRRRRRRY, BUTTTT I'M ABOUT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Brick: WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
(We cut to everybody crowded around Grubby's car, attacking SBF64 in SBMtopia)
Poseidon: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO TRY TO GET BACK AT SOMEBODY AFTER THEY TREAT YOU HORRIBLY!
(kevin runs out from behind a building)
kevin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(An army of Miles clones runs after kevin)
Clone Army: (in unison) I ATE THOSE FOOD!
(kevin runs back around the other way)
kevin: THERE'S NO ESCAPE!
(We hear a tiny tapping sound)
kevin: What was that?
(Slash stops attacking SBF64 for a minute and walks over next to kevin)
Slash: What was what?
kevin: I don't know... it just sounded like a tiny thud or something.
(We see several bullets hitting the dome in the background)
kevin: See, there it is again!
Slash: Oh yeah! I hear it too!
(kevin and Slash look around, trying to find the noise. They look left, right, down, right in front of them, right behind them, and left again. We cut to Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez shooting the dome as they are falling)
Bagel: GOSH DARN IT, WHY WON'T THEY JUST LOOK UP ALREADY?
Brick: Watch your language, Bagel!
ssj: Wow, that's responsible, Brick! Maybe you could be an admin alongside me.
Bagel: Sorry. ::dolphin noise::, WHY WON'T THEY JUST LOOK UP ALREADY?
Brick: That's better!
ssj: ...or maybe not.
(We go back to kevin and Slash)
kevin: Okay. We've looked everywhere! We checked the houses, the gas station, Burger Peasant, Inside Out Burger, Destination America, the radio station, the library, the police station, the next eight days, the town hall, Westernco Donuts, "The Wurst Food Ever" Hot Dogs, Planet Telex, The Otherside, Bagels Bricks And Beyond, Gabi and Stephen's Fedora Warehouse…
Slash: How about we check Batteries Plus?
(They both turn around and see a store explode. A charred man runs outside screaming and crying)
Man: ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS RUN A STORE THAT ONLY SOLD BATTERIES AND NOTHING ELSE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Slash: Where are we forgetting to look?
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin And Slash: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
kevin: Let's look down!
(kevin and Slash look down and see the ground)
kevin: Not there.
(We cut back to Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez)
Prez: You've got to be kidding me.
Bagel: LOOK UP ALREADY
(We cut back to kevin and Slash)
Slash: There's gotta be somewhere else. Think man!
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin And Slash: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Slash: Oh yeah! Let's look up!
(kevin and Slash look up and see Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez falling)
Slash: IT'S A BIRD!
kevin: IT'S A PLANE!
Slash: No, wait, it's a bird.
kevin: Oh yeah!
(beat)
kevin: WAIT! NO IT ISN'T! THAT'S BAGEL, BRICK, SSJ AND PREZ!
(kevin runs over to the crowd around Grubby's convertible. He jumps up on top of a cardboard box)
kevin: PEOPLE! STOP!
(Everyone stops and looks at kevin)
kevin: STOP ATTACKING THIS MAN! GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE SO WE CAN USE THE CONVERTIBLE TO SAVE SOME OTHER PEOPLE!
GriffBob: PARTIALLY REUSED GAG OMG
E.V.I.L: PARTIALLY REUSED GAG OMG
GriffBob: REPEATED LINE OMG!
Spongy: Wait... I think that's a first!
SpongeCob: THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
(We see a montage of every single time in the series any characters have said the exact same line twice in a row)
Award: THAT'S PARTIALLY ACCURATE! LET'S RIOT BECAUSE THIS IS AN ELECTION EPISODE AND THESE SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF RIOTING AND IT WILL MAKE THIS SEEM LIKE EVEN MORE OF A SIMPSONS MOVIE REFERENCE!
(Everybody cheers, and then we cut to all of them in apocalypse gear and the city on fire, like in Sponge Out Of Water. BobSponge is wearing a suit made of beef jerky)
BobSponge: WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE! I HOPE YOU LIKE LICORICE!
(BobSponge tears a piece of jerky off of his suit and starts munching on it)
IAmBagel: But that suit's made of beach jerky!
BobSponge: MY LIFE IS A LIE!
(BobSponge throws the piece of jerky he's eating on the ground)
BobSponge: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The Lonely Island: AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
(kevin rushes into town hall and presses a button. We then cut to Bagel)
Brick: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
Prez: Hey, you've had it pretty easy!
Brick: I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE!
GriffBob: REUSED GAG OM-
ssj: Can you please just shut up for a second?
(Bagel is about to land on the top of the dome and die when the hole opens at the last second)
Bagel: YES!
(Bagel then looks down and sees that he's still going to hit the ground and die)
Bagel: NO!
GriffBob: OMG TEH REUSED GAGNESS
(Bagel closes his eyes and lands in GG's convertible)
Bagel: HOW AM I STILL ALI-
(Bagel opens his eyes)
Bagel: -ve? I MADE IT?
(Prez lands next to Bagel)
Prez: YES! BAGEL WORKS AT BURGER KING REFERENCE TO THE RESCUE!
(ssj lands on top of them, crushing them)
Bagel and Prez: Ow!
ssj: Sorry.
(Brick lands on top of the three of them, crushing them)
Bagel, Prez and ssj: OWWWWWWWW!
Brick: What?
(Bagel, Prez and ssj open up the car doors and fall out on the ground)
Brick: BEDTIME ALREADY?
(They slowly get up)
Bagel: It's 5:00 PM. We've been doing this since like 11:30 in the morning.
Tony the Time Clock: WE WILL ALL RUN OUT OF TIME
Brick: TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPING SLIPPING SLIPPING INTO THE FUTURE
(A lamppost falls down and catches on fire behind them)
Prez: Wow... this place sort of went to ::dolphin noise:: while we were gone. And we were only gone for, like, 2 hours.
(We pan over the burning, somewhat destroyed city. We see Prohibit, SpongeCob, Constantine, Jerry, Prez and Award looting stores and restaurants)
Bagel: Wait- WHAT THE? PREZ? WE JUST GOT BACK!
Prez: SORRY, BAGEL! WHEN THERE'S NO OTHER THREAT AROUND, I'M GONNA BE THE BAD GUY, EVEN IF THAT JUST MEANS JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON!
Brick: That seems fair.
(We hear a super loud rumbling sound and everything shakes like crazy)
Bagel: OH, COME ON! I CAN'T EVEN HAVE ONE SECOND IN PEACE!
(Everyone looks up as a giant shadow is cast over the whole city)
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(We see a giant McDonald’s M logo hovering above the city)
Bagel: CRUD ON A SPATULUD! WE JUST DEALT WITH A GIANT SHIP!
(The M explodes into a million pieces)
(beat)
Everyone: YAY!
ssj: I’m sorry, can somebody tell me what just happened?
Bagel: There was a giant McDonald’s M in the sky-
(ssj looks up and his eyes bulge out of his head)
ssj: Uh… Bagel?
Bagel: -and everyone freaked out but then it randomly exploded-
ssj: Bagel…
Bagel: -so we don’t have to fight anyone-
ssj: Bagel!
Bagel: -so YAY!
ssj: BAGEL!
Bagel: What is it?
(ssj points to the sky)
ssj: That.
(A flying McDonald’s floats over and hovers above the dome)
Bagel: So what? AAAAAHHH! A FLYING MCDONALD’S! Big deal! We just blew up a McDeathStar!
ssj: Actually… we didn’t really do anything. We sorta just freaked out NickFlower and hustled our buns out of there when he ran away and blew us up.
Bagel: Well, yeah. Good point.
(We hear a jet sound effect. Bagel and ssj look up and see that another McDonald’s is hovering above the dome next to the first one)
ssj: Oh god. I have a bad feeling about this
TEN MINUTES LATER
(The sky can barely be seen behind all of the McDonald’s restaurants hovering above the dome, all making crazy loud jet sounds)
Bagel: (barely heard over jets) WHAT IS HAPPENING?
ssj: (barely heard over jets) I DON’T KNOW!
(NickFlower flies over in his escape pod above the restaurants)
ssj: (barely heard over jets) HEY! I THINK I CAN ALMOST SEE SOME OF NICKFLOWER’S ESCAPE POD!
Bagel: (barely heard over jets) REALLY?
ssj: (barely heard over jets) YEAH!
(We cut to NickFlower and the McDonald’s restaurants hovering above the dome)
NickFlower: I’LL FORM THE HEAD!
(NickFlower’s Escape Pod flies up in the air)
Random Voice: I’LL FORM PART OF THE TORSO!
(One of the McDonald’s restaurants folds into a perfect square and attaches itself to the escape pod)
Random Voice: I’LL FORM ANOTHER PART OF THE TORSO!
(We cut to all of the SBMtopia citizens crowded in town square in apocalypse gear watching all of the restaurants form together into a giant robot)
MMM: Now what’s happening?
Popeye: I don’t even know anymore!
ssj: Oh god. This is bad.
Bagel: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Kajisauraus: HERE WE GO NOW!
(All of the McDonald's restaurants fly up and form a giant robot. Once the robot is complete, six pack abs appear on it, and then two nipples. The nipples shoot lasers at the dome. The dome is holding up against them for a minute... and then they shatter the dome into pieces and set town hall on fire)
Brick: AAAAAAHHHHHH! EVERYBODY RUN!
Bagel: No.
Brick: What do you mean, no?
(Bagel stands up on the same cardboard box that kevin stood on earlier. Emotional piano music starts playing)
Bagel: I mean that I'm tired of panicking and running like little kids, or people in cheesy action movies, or politicians. I mean that we should fight. And we can fight with votes and bribes...
(We see some clips of IAmBagel sitting through people's boring performances from Battle Of The Bagels and Bagel advertising his campaign from the election episodes without sound as he speaks)
Bagel: ...Brick guns...
(We see clips of Brick using his brick gun from The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, Revenge Part 2, The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014, and this very episode without sound as he speaks)
Bagel: ...Bagel guns...
(We see a clip of IAmBagel/ImAmBagel using a Bagel gun from The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014 without sound as he speaks)
Bagel: ...real guns...
(We see clips of people using guns from this very episode, The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, and The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014)
Bagel: ...and whatever it is that you guys do. I don't even know. But we all are the heart of this city. We are what makes SBMtopia go to the S-lands when our mayor goes into space for two hours to fight McDonald's. We are what flies Burger Kings into orbit so they can explode. We are what floods the streets with waffle mix. We are what gets Vladimir Putin to bomb our workplaces. We are what cause black holes over the removal of one internet video. We are what drives mailman insane over Phonics Fun. We are what destroys arcade machines over Comic Sans. We are what makes SBMtopia and SBCtopia run out of movie tickets so we have to go into the world to get more. We are what makes the city fall apart and turn Spanish as soon as the city has no authority. We are what destroys SBMtopia.
(beat)
Bagel: AND WE ARE WHAT REBUILDS IT BY THE NEXT EPISODE!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(Everyone starts cheering)
Bagel: NO MORE SILLY STUFF LIKE WAFFLE MAKERS, HOME DEPOT BEARS, GIANT ROBOTS, INSURANCE DISCOUNTS, CARAMEL FRAPPUCCHINOS FOR SATAN, TIME TRAVEL WHICH SCREWS UP EVERYTHING, A BROKEN WORLD ORDER, A GUN THAT SHOOTS BRICKS, TACO FAIRIES, AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT YOU GO! DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS IS STUPID! THE SMART THING TO DO IS TO DO ALL OF THEM!
(Everybody keeps cheering)
Bagel: AND LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW!
Brick: (suffocating himself trying not to start crying) That was beautiful.
(beat)
Brick: Okay, so now... AAAAAAHHHHHH! EVERYBODY RUN!
(Everyone runs away screaming)
Bagel: Oh, what the duck? AAAAAAHHHHHH
(Bagel runs away as the robot shoots laser nipples)
NickFlower: WAIT! EVERYBODY, WAIT A SEC! REFORM!
(The 6-pack and nipples turn back into restaurants, fly upwards, and become a helmet)
NickFlower: That's better.
(The robot shoots laser eyes, destroying several buildings. Bagel and Brick are running away towards Schadenfreude Street as the camera follows them from the side as things got shot by laser eyes in the background)
Brick: SO, WHAT'S OUR PLAN?
Bagel: WE RELEASE EVERY SINGLE WEIRD AND CRAZY THING THAT WE'VE EVER SET LOOSE ON THIS CITY!
Brick: OH! THAT SEEMS EASY ENOUGH!
Bagel: YEAH! MEET YOU BACK IN TOWN SQUARE IN A FEW MINUTES! I GOT SOME CALLS TO MAKE!
(They both get to Schadenfreude Street. We see a house on the street, snowy, with all the peanuts kids)
All The Peanuts Kids: Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen (offscreen): HEY! YOU KIDS GET THE ::dolphin noise:: OFF MY LAWN!
(Brick runs inside his house and Bagel runs inside his. Once inside, Bagel picks up his phone)
Bagel: Come on... Come on... Pick up!
kevin: (on phone) Hello?
Bagel: YES! KEVIN! I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR!
kevin: WHAT?
Bagel: JUST GO TO THE TV STATION AND TELL THEM TO PLAY SPONGEBOB ON ALL THE CHANNELS!
kevin: Uh... OKAY, I GUESS!
Bagel: THANKS! BYE!
(Bagel hangs up)
Bagel: E.V.I.L? Can you get me to Prez's place, and fast?
E.V.I.L: Sure... but I need something first.
Bagel: UGHHHHHH fine.
(Bagel holds out a jar of Nutella to E.V.I.L. E.V.I.L sticks his tongue in it, and his eyes get incredibly wide. Bagel jumps on and E.V.I.L goes straight through the hole in Bagel's wall from VOAT 4 BAGAL and flies to Prez's lab at the speed of light)
Bagel: PREZ! TURN ON EVERY SINGLE INVENTION YOU'VE EVER MADE AND JUST LET THEM GO INSANE AND DESTROY THE CITY)
(Prez shrugs)
Prez: Well, okay.
Bagel: WAIT! I'm not done yet.
(We cut to Prez hooking up Bagel to a random device)
Prez: Are you sure you want to do this?
Bagel: Of course!
Prez: Okay! 3... 2... 1...
(Bagel falls asleep)
(beat)
(We just cut to a shot of Prez's lab from outside, then it explodes and Freddy Rechid, Bald Mommy, Hipster Dora and Boots, Bill O'Reily, Sean Charmatz The Unicorn, Texastoasthing, and Justin Bieber run away from the destroyed lab to wreck havoc on the city. We cut to Bagel and Prez being charred, with Prez's lab destroyed but all of his inventions having survived with some burn marks)
Prez: (coughs) Okay, I can see why that was a good idea now.
(Prez pushes a button and all of his inventions turn on. The giant robot from The Good President Name starts fighting the YAK Robot, even though the YAK Robot is much larger. The inactive member zombies then show up and start fighting it as well. Then, kevin shows up next to the robot and the inactive member zombies)
kevin: MILESES! CHARGE!
(The army of Miles clones starts climbing onto the robot)
NickFlower: YOU FOOLS! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME!
(A bunch of miller beers fall on the YAK robot, followed by random alligators falling from the sky. Barney the dinosaur, riding Biggie Smalls, comes from the ground, although tiny in comparison to the robot, rams into the robot, causing a dent in it's leg. Chad Smith shoots the robot)
(We cut to Brick running from his house to town square holding a phone)
Brick: Yes, hello, Horizon Wireless manager! I'd just like you to know that your customer service is terrible and I'll never buy a data extension from you again.
(Brick hangs up. 5 seconds later, a Horizon Wireless fighter jet flies up next to Brick)
Horizon Employee: Hey! There was some guy in this city who said he wasn't gonna buy anymore data plans from us! Do you know where he is?
(Brick points at the YAK Robot)
Brick: THAT'S HIM! RIGHT THERE! I SAW HIM DO IT! I SAW HIM DO IT WITH HIS EVIL, MEATY, MEATY EVIL FACE OF MEAT!
Horizon Employee: Thanks!
(The Horizon Fighter Jet starts attacking the YAK Robot)
NickFlower: WHAT THE- I DIDN’T CALL YOU! HE DID!
Brick: IDIDN’TDOITNOBODYSAWMEDOITNOONECANPROVEANYTHING
(We cut to Popeye in his house)
Popeye: Well, that was a pointless life. Guess I’ll end it by watching some TV.
(Popeye sees SpongeBob on every channel)
Popeye: What the-?
(Popeye slowly turns into Squidward)
Popeye: How did I get surrounded by such loser neighbors?
(We then see Bagel, Brick, ssj and BobSponge inside a gym. BobSponge turns on the waffle maker with it pointed directly into his mouth, making him swell up with fat, flooding the city)
Bagel: COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!
(BobSponge very slowly reaches to get on the treadmill as waffle batter comes out his nose)
BobSponge: MMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMMM-
(BobSponge’s foot touches the treadmill, and a portal opens up in the sky. Elmo flies out of the portal)
Elmo: YOU MERE MORTALS! IT’S TIME TO ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
(Vladimir Putin crushes Elmo with a giant burger)
Nana Pizza: I TRUST THIS MAN
Garfielf: JEHN SWEG FEDOREHS
(A UFO lands right next to the YAK Robot. Several undead Billy Mays clones stampede out of the UFO and climb onto the YAK Robot, hitting it with bottles of Oxi-Clean)
Undead Billy Mays Clone: WE WILL CLEAN YOU
Poncho Person: LET’S TURN THE CITY INTO FISH MEAT MEWEDYWUDFEWGH
(A giant spider with SpongeBob’s face runs through the city and tackles the YAK Robot, making it fall down and get pinned down by the spider. Prez’s robot, the zombies, the clones, Freddy Rechid, Justin Bieber, Bill O'Reily, Texastoasthing, Vladimir Putin, Chad Smith, Elmo, Sean Charmatz The Unicorn, Shrek, a Shrekwhale, Spodermen, Cartographer Larry, Thom Yorke, a Narwhal with Obama’s head, Spider Jockey, Pizza Steve, and hipster Dora and Boots all attack the robot)
Bagel: PEOPLE OF SBMTOPIA! JOIN THEM! KILL! KILL!
(Everybody starts destroying the robot, hitting it with random objects)
Prez: PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE DON'T SEE ME
BobSponge: THIS IS FOR YOU, JIGGLY JONES!
(BobSponge hits the escape pod part of the robot with his house, making the glass shatter. The robot is lifted off of the ground and hovers above town square in a giant ball of energy, which starts sucking in everything like a tornado, except a transparent orange color and sphere-shaped)
Bagel: EVERYBODY HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!
(Bagel grabs onto the wall of a building but it gets sucked into the ball of energy, brick-by-brick)
Bagel: OH MY GOD! IT’S DISINTEGRATING ONE BRICK AT A TIME!
(In a matter of seconds Bagel is just holding onto one brick and he’s slowly getting pulled into the ball)
Bagel: AAAAAHHHH! HOLD… ON… TO… THE… BRICK!
(Bagel is about to get sucked in)
Bagel: (gasp) THAT’S IT! BRIIIIIIIIICK! DO SOMETHING!
(Brick almost flies straight past Bagel into the ball of energy but grabs onto the other side of the brick Bagel is grabbing onto)
Brick: (deeply inhales) KFC THRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
(The ball of energy explodes, making the whole screen completely white)







(We fade in on the entire city being almost completely destroyed, with Bagel knocked out unconscious in town square right outside town hall, where the robot and the ball of energy was. Bagel slowly blinks his eyes open and gets up)
Bagel: Ughhhhh… what happened?
(Bagel stares at a pile of wooden planks and bricks. All of a sudden the pile moves, and Brick comes out)
Brick: (heavy breathing) I think… we won.
Bagel: What time is it?
Brick: 11:00 AM. So, the dome would have been going down now… but, it got destroyed.
(We zoom out to see them standing in the middle of the seriously wrecked city)
Brick: Along with everything else.
(beat)
Bagel: Wanna help me do something?
(We cut to Bagel and Brick in what’s left of town hall. Bagel turns on the microphone and his voice comes out of speakers all over the town)
Bagel: WE DID IT! WE WON!
Brick: YEAH!
Bagel: WE DID IT WOOOOOO
Brick: YEAAAAAAH
Bagel: HERE WE GO NOW
(Bagel and Brick start singing Squeeze Me off-key)
Bagel and Brick: PLAY WITH US BEFORE WE MELT
(Kajisaurus, Award, Poseidon and Popeye are standing on destroyed Schadenfreude Street)
Kajisaurus: They’re singing without me!
(Kajisaurus runs away towards town hall)
Award: Should we go to?
Poseidon: Why not?
(They follow Kajisaurus. Soon, people are walking towards town hall from all parts of the town)
The whole town in unison: I’M BETTER THAN PILLOWS! WON’T YOU BELIEVE ME? SQUEEZE ME!
(The whole town keeps singing, except for Brick, Bagel, ssj, Prez and kevin)
Bagel: Man! This is a good turnout!
ssj: Yeah! Everyone showed up, even-
kevin: OMIGAWD IS THAT MOXLEY?
(kevin runs over)
kevin: MOXLEY YOU’RE BACK
Moxley: What do you mean, I’m back?
kevin: YOU LEGALIZED EVERYTHING AND THEN YOU FIRED ME AND THEN YOU DISAPPEARED FOREVER AND THEN BAGELSINEUROPE BECAME THE NEW MAYOR!
Moxley: Oh yeah! I remember that now! That strudel was full of cocaine and then when I was in the trash pit NickFlower used this hypno ring thing.
Poseidon: Hypno ring? Oh my gosh!
(Poseidon runs over to the ruins of the YAK Robot and pulls out the hypno ring)
Poseidon: I thought I lost that!
Prez: Well, Bagel, I guess I’m back to being a bad guy.
Bagel: Yeah, I kinda knew you’d say that. Well, I guess everything’s back to normal! Except that I’m the mayor.
Moxley: Aw, that’s gonna take some getting used to.
(Bagel and Moxley just stare at each other)
Moxley: Do you-
Bagel: Yeah, this whole mayor thing is weird. You can be mayor again.
THE END

I intended to edit this a lot but I was busy with school so expect some bonus extra content this weekend :)

Wow, that has GOT to be one of the most exciting/intense episode yet! Very well done guys:)

BagelsinEurope said:

OMG OMG ITS HERE THE LONGEST MOST INCREDIBLE BEST MOST EPIC EPISODE EVER READ IT READ IT NOW THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT EVER CAME TO BE ALL THE WORK BRICK AND I DID PAID OFF THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST EPISODE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THINGS EVER

(Everything is black. Slowly, the black screen turns to a lightish-blue color, and soon we fade in to the ocean from underwater. The camera floats up, and then once on the surface, we see the island from Wackos Vs. Wild. The camera moves upwards until we’re looking at the island from a mile or so away from the sea level. Nothing happens for a minute. Then, SBF64 runs out of the forest on the island)
SBF64: HEY! HEY! HELP! PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HEY! HEY! HEY!
(A yellow and red helicopter flies by)
SBF64: PLEASE STOP!
(The helicopter slows down and lands on the island. SBF64 climbs inside)
SBF64: YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
(The helicopter flies away. We fade to black and fade in on downtown SBMtopia, which is completely empty. We see one of those signs showing what road you're on, and the two signs on it say "EPISODE 39/40" and "YAK ATTACK". A piece of paper that says "Written by BrickSponge2015 and BagelsinEurope" then floats by in the wind. Suddenly, a car speeds by, sending the paper flying away down the street. We cut to Bagel, Brick, ssj and kevin in Bagel’s car, speeding around a corner in the city)
Bagel: WHAT DO WE DO?
ssj: I DON’T KNOW! GO THAT WAY!
Brick: NO GO THAT WAY
ssj: DON'T LISTEN TO BRICK
Bagel: I NEVER DO
(Bagel is about to speed around a corner, when he suddenly puts on the brakes and skids to a stop)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
(We see people surrounding Bagel’s car from all sides. They’re at a four-way intersection with buildings on all sides, surrounded by a huge crowd of people)
Bagel: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO PROTECTIVE OF A STUPID SANDWICH?
Brick: MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SLICE OF THE PILLS!
ssj: This episode is gonna have a lot of caps lock, isn’t it?
kevin: Meh, probably.
Brick: Audience, get prepared. Bring your caps lock therapy sacks.
(The crowd starts closing in. BobSponge climbs on top of a cardboard box)
BobSponge: PEOPLE! STOP!
(Everybody stops and looks at BobSponge)
Bagel: Wow! My best buddy is protecting me from an angry mob of everyone I know!
BobSponge: LOOK WHAT WE’VE BECOME! We’re so stupid, trying to kill them with our pitchforks and torches. LET’S JUST BLOW THEM UP!
(Everyone starts cheering except for Bagel, ssj and kevin)
Bagel: Oh.
Brick: YAY!
Bagel: Brick, this is bad!
Brick: I don’t tell you how to live your life!
(SpongeCob and E.V.I.L surround the car with bombs)
SpongeCob: STAND BACK, EVERYONE!
(Everybody stands back. SpongeCob hooks up a cord between the bombs and a detonator)
SpongeCob: 3… 2… 1…
(SpongeCob blows it up and the explosions don’t even touch Bagel’s car or the land around it, but makes a large, donut-shaped crater around an island of land with the car on it)
Popeye: HOW? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Jerry: IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
Award: I ALREADY KILLED THE ILLUMINATI ONCE I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN
Drifter: (offscreen) SPACE LIZARDS WILL LEAD YOU TO THE BUS STOP AND TEACH YOU THE PATH OF DEATH!
(The Drifter rolls over driving a crane with a wrecking ball)
Ling-Ling: SWING IT!
Spandy4Life: YEAH, DO IT!
Beano: YEAH!
(Everybody starts cheering. Drifter is about to swing the wrecking ball into Bagel’s car when Brick jumps on the car’s roof)
Brick: IF YOU WANNA KILL BAGEL, YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH ME FIRST!
Spongy: OKAY!
(Drifter swings the wrecking ball and crashes into Brick. Brick grabs onto it)
Brick: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
(The wrecking ball swings backwards and crashes into Drifter, destroying the crane and making the wrecking ball tower fall down like a bridge across the crater. Everybody starts climb over to kill Bagel, when suddenly, there’s a crazy loud rumbling sound that shake everything)
Big Meaty Claws: (voice barely heard over the rumbling) WHAT’S THAT?
Award: (voice barely heard over the rumbling) I DON’T KNOW!
(Everybody loses interest in Bagel and runs away, following the sound of the rumbling. Brick, ssj and kevin follow them, and Bagel drives over them across the crane-bridge. Everybody is crowded around a McDonald’s restaurant. Jets come out of the sides and it flies off into the sky)
Bagel: (voice barely heard over the rumbling) THIS ISN’T GOOD!
(Two other McDonald’s in the city fly up too far away. All three of them fly up to the McDeathStar. Parts of the McDeathStar open up and the flying McDonald’s restaurants go inside. Nothing happens for a minute, and then a large yellow ball gets shot out of the McDeathStar towards the city)
Bagel: LOOK OUT!
(Everybody hides behind random things or tries to shield themselves, and the ball hits the ground, only making a little crack in the street. Nobody moves for a few seconds, then ssj very slowly peeks out from behind a trash can. He slowly walks over to the ball and touches it. The ball opens up and he jumps out of the way, startled. The top half of the ball folds out into 4 pieces and a tiny pole comes out of the top of it. Then, a screen comes out of the top of the pole, and it starts playing a video. We see NickFlower on the screen)
NickFlower: (on screen) Guess who’s back?
(Everybody gasps)
NickFlower: (on screen) You may have thought that you beat me, but you haven’t. I’m going to blast this city to bits, and there’s nothing you can do about it! I’m coming, Bagel. And not just from the outside. I’ve been getting ready to destroy you from the inside this whole time. All of the YAKs in the city are going to turn into highly destructive and dangerous bombs that will explode in 1 hour.
Bagel: BUT I GOT RID OF ALL THE YAKS!
NickFlower: (on screen) Sure you did. Goodbye, SBMtopia. Goodbye forever.
(The screen goes to static)
ssj: We have to get ready.
Bagel: Yeah.
(Everybody looks at Bagel)
Bagel: What?
Everyone: BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!
Bagel: GIVE ME PRAISE
(We cut to Bagel and kevin in the secret room of town hall)
kevin: Okay. This button was prepared for an emergency just like this. Are you ready?
Bagel: Are you sure about this?
kevin: The book of president assistant stuff says this is the only way to defeat a sandwich corporation.
Bagel: Does it really say that?
kevin: No, but it makes the scene more dramatic.
(Sad C418 music starts playing, panning in on Brick's face, until Brick literally rips up the screen back to the regular way of things)
Brick: YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED THE COMEDIC EFFECT!
ssj: But… it wouldn't have a comedic effect if he didn't say that…
Brick: YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! THIS IS ENOUGH!
(Brick knocks ssj out with his Brick gun)
Bagel: BRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Brick: YOUR TIME HAS COME
Thom Yorke: WE WANT THE YOUNG BLOOD
kevin: AAAAAH!
(kevin slams on the red button and a giant dome slowly encloses itself over the city)
Brick: SIMPSONS MOVIE REFERENCE MWEHEHEHEH
(Bagel and kevin walk outside)
Bagel: This is actually great! If NickFlower tries to bomb us or something, he won’t be able to get through our shield!
(ssj points upwards)
ssj: Well, let’s hope so!
(A yellow and red fighter jet is flying towards the city incredibly fast)
Bagel: Uh-oh.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(The jet crashes and explodes on the edge of the dome)
cwn: How does glass make stuff explode?
kevin: FORTIFIED WITH ROCK SOLID AIR
(We hear a weird beeping sound)
Bagel: Do you guys hear that?
Cha: Hear what?
Bagel: Hold on… I’m following the sound.
SOME AMOUNT OF TIME LATER
(Bagel is in town square, right outside town hall)
Bagel: See, I can really hear it right here.
MMM: Let me listen!
(MMM listens for a minute)
MMM: I hear that too… it almost sounds like a time bomb or something!
Bagel: Yeah, it sorta does!
(beat)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOMIGAWD
(Bagel pulls a shovel out of nowhere and starts digging)
Bagel: (really slow and goofy gasp) I’VE STRUCK YAK!
(Bagel takes the YAKs out of the hole and pulls out the YAK magnet)
Bagel: Oh my god! Prez found it!
(We cut to Prez standing next to the field of tall grass)
Prez: CURSE YOU, BAGEL! Thankfully, I can use the YAK magnet magnet!
(We cut back)
Bagel: He must have been working for YAK the whole time!
(ssj walks over)
ssj: Yeah, and he must have buried it while everyone was trying to kill you!
Bagel: Wait. THAT MEANS WE ONLY HAVE SIX HOURS TO GET RID OF THE YAKS AGAIN!
(Bagel runs over to kevin)
Bagel: PUT THE DOME BACK DOWN!
kevin: I can’t. It takes 24 hours to reset. The only thing I can do is open up a tiny hole in the top.
(Bagel thinks for a minute)
Bagel: I think I have an idea.
(We cut to Bagel holding two toilet plungers with the YAK magnet tied to his waist climbing up the side of the dome, with everyone in town square watching)
ssj: This is insane.
Brick: Meh… anything’s possible now.
Bagel: I’M DOING IT! I’M ACTUALLY DOING I-
(A red laser shoots one of Bagel’s toilet plungers and he almost falls)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHH!
(Bagel looks over and sees Prez climbing up the other side on a toilet plunger, holding a laser gun)
Prez: I HAVE THE UPPER HAND, BAGEL! WE WILL BURY YOU!
Bagel: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
(Bagel keeps climbing up, dodging lasers. It should be noted that all of the YAKs are clumped around him like a belt)
Prez: PREPARE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Laser Gun: IMMA FIRING MAH LASER
(Prez shoots a laser in Bagel’s direction, but Bagel is higher up than Prez)
Prez: Wait, what?
Bagel: HA-HA!
(Bagel starts quickly sliding down)
Bagel: Wait, what?
(Bagel sees a YAK right outside the dome, glued to the ground)
Prez: THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
(Bagel looks down)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel slides all the way down and tries to climb up but can’t move)
Bagel: COME… ONNNNNNNNNNNN!
(Brick pulls out his brick gun and shoots Prez, making him fall down)
Prez: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(Prez breaks through the roof of a trampoline factory, bounces off of a trampoline, and goes up incredibly high. He pulls out a YAK Magnet Magnet while in midair, making Bagel fly up towards him away from the YAK. Bagel crushes Prez against the edge of the dome and sticks to it with his toilet plungers)
Prez: OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?
(Bagel grabs the laser gun from Prez)
Bagel: Thank you!
(Bagel shoots out of the hole in the top of the dome. The laser hits a small YAK fighter jet hovering above the dome. It falls out of the air, slides on the edge of the dome, and crushes the YAK at the bottom of the outside of the dome)
Bagel: YES!
Prez: COME BACK HERE WITH THAT!
(Bagel throws the laser gun down into SBMtopia, grabs the other toilet plungers, and keeps climbing up past Prez)
Prez: NUUUUUUU! SCRUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU!
(Prez climbs up after Bagel)
Prez: YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Bagel: NO, YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Prez: OH YES I AM!
Bagel: OH NO YOU AREN’T!
Prez: OH NO YOU ARE!
Bagel: OH YES I AMN’T!
Prez: OH NO MY YES!
Bagel: OH YES I NO MY YOURS!
Prez: OH YES AREN’T I AM YOU!
Bagel: AAAAHHH!
Prez: AAAAHHH!
Bagel and Prez: AAAAHHH!
Triple A Guy: AAAHHH! I’m the Triple A/AAA guy!
(beat)
(Bagel punches the Triple A Guy and he falls to his death)
(beat)
(Bagel keeps climbing and Prez climbs after him until Bagel gets to the space right next to the hole at the very top, nearly hanging exactly straight down)
Bagel: YES! GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN!
(Bagel holds on with one hand and leaves the other toilet plunger hanging, using his free hand to untie the YAK magnet from his waist)
Bagel: Oh, come on, come on, it’s stuck!
(We see Prez slowly climbing up towards Bagel)
Bagel: Oh no, oh no, OH NO!
(A voice comes out of the YAKs somehow as the meat transforms into bombs)
Voice: Final minute before detonation beginning. 59. 58.
(We cut to a shot of the townspeople looking up at Bagel as he tries to untie the YAK magnet as the voice echoes through the town inside the dome. Everybody is in town square outside except for Brick)
ssj: Welp, guess this is it. This is the end.
Popeye: Goodbye, cruel world. It was nice knowing ya.
(We see Brick inside the arcade right behind them, playing SpongeBob Snowboard Race)
Brick: I BEAT THE HIGH SCORE!
ssj: What the- Brick, there's no time for that!
OMLJ: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS SONNY BOIIIII!
(A tiny white speck hits OMLJ on the head)
OMLJ: MY LEG!
(OMLJ passes out)
Bagel: SORRY! THAT WAS A TONSIL STONE!
Voice: 35. 34. 33. 32. 31.
(Prez keeps climbing up)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHHHH! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
(Bagel keeps trying to untie it)
Bagel: AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!
(Prez gets up to where Bagel is)
Prez: FINALLY! YES! I SHALL FINALLY WIN!
Bagel: NO!
(Bagel keeps trying to untie it)
Prez: GIMMIE THAT, YOU IDIOT!
(Prez tries to rip the YAK Magnet off)
Bagel: NO!
(Bagel and Prez both grab onto it and try to grab it)
Prez: GIVE IT!
Bagel: NO!
Prez: GIVE IT!
Bagel: NO!
Prez: GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
(Bagel finally manages to untie it. Prez tries to grab it, but Bagel throws the YAK magnet up in the air)
Voice: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
(All of the YAKs explode in the air above SBMtopia, causing a giant explosion which takes out several YAK fighter jets)
Bagel: YES! YEAH! WOO! IN YOUR FACE!
(The magnet falls back down and Prez catches it)
Prez: (sighs) Okay, Bagel, you won yet again.
Bagel: WOO! UH-HUH! UH-HUH! UH-HUH! OH YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT! WOOOOOOOO!
(everyone cheers)
Bagel: I FINALLY SAVED SBMTOPIA! AFTER ALL OF THESE EPISODES, I DID IT! WOO! I ACTUALLY DID-
(We see somebody walking over and standing on top of the dome right next to the hole)
Bagel: -it.
(Bagel looks up)
Bagel: OH MY GOD!
(Everybody looks up and gasps. We zoom in on Popeye’s face very quickly)
Popeye: Oh no.
SBF64: I FINALLY FOUND A WAY OFF THAT DEATH TRAP! You left me behind, Bagel. And now, you will pay. SON, I PRESENT TO YOU; YAK!
(SBF64 holds up a YAK)
SBF64: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Voice: 55. 54. 53. 52. 51.
(SBF64 throws it down into SBMtopia, but it flies back up and sticks to the YAK Magnet)
SBF64: AGENT PREZLY? TURN THAT THING OFF!
Bagel: NO! DON’T!
Prez: Hold on a second, SBF. WHY? WHY SHOULDN’T I DESTROY THIS CITY?
Bagel: Well, it’ll destroy your lab and all of your inventions.
Prez: True, true. But it’s worth it to destroy this miserable town!
Bagel: I know, but I always thought you wanted to destroy it!
Prez: I do, and that’s what I’m about to do!
Bagel: No, it isn’t. YAK is just using you as a tool. McDonald’s is. I know you love it and I know you want to help McDonald’s destroy SBMtopia, but wouldn’t you rather destroy it with your own genius plan?
(Prez thinks for a minute)
Voice: 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13.
(Everybody looks up, tensely)
Prez: You know what? Good guys always lose.
(Bagel looks really worried)
Prez: EXCEPT FOR NOW!
(Prez throws the YAK Magnet out of the dome. It lands really far away)
Voice: 3. 2. 1.
(There’s a massive explosion far away)
SBF64: Well, Prezly. Poor choice of words.
(SBF64 pulls out a gun and aims it at Prez)
SBF64: Say goodnight!
Prez, Bagel, and Brick: Good night.
(Brick walks up behind SBF64 outside the dome and pushes him in the hole, making him fall past Bagel and Prez)
Bagel: BRICK!
Prez: YOU SAVED US!
(As SBF64 is falling, he fires his gun and hits both of Bagel’s toilet plungers)
Bagel: AAAAAAHHHHH!
(Bagel jumps and grabs onto Prez’s plunger)
Prez: NO WAIT-
(Bagel loses his grip and slides down, pushing Prez off. The two of them fall after SBF64, dodging bullets)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO LEFT!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO RIGHT!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO FORWARD!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GO BACK!
(Bagel dodges bullet)
Prez: LOOK OUT! GET ON THE BOAT!
Bagel: What?
Prez: I don’t know.
(SBF64 pulls up his sleeve and presses a button on his hidden watch. A small flat yellow circle with a railing around it flies down through the hole and past Bagel and Prez, catching SBF64. Bagel and Prez grab onto it)
SBF64: Hey! Get off!
(SBF64 tries to kick Bagel off, but Bagel just grabs onto his leg and jumps up onto the ship and tries to tackle him)
SBF64: GET OFF NOW!
(SBF64 shakes Bagel off, but he grabs back onto the bottom of the ship)
Bagel: I’M NOT GIVING UP!
(Everyone is in town square, watching the fight)
Bagel: PEOPLE OF SBMTOPIA! PREPARE FOR WAR!
(IAmBagel pulls out a phone and calls someone)
IAmBagel: Hey! Can I borrow something?
TWO SECONDS LATER
IAmBagel: BAGEL GUN SPAM IT EVERYWHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE
(IAmBagel shoots bagels everywhere. One of them hits SBF64 in the face and he falls off of the flying platform)
SBF64: CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(SBF64 lands in GG’s convertible)
SBF64: Phew! I thought I was gonna get hurt, but I landed on these soft car seats!
(Everybody surrounds the car)
SBF64: Oh… eh… hee-hee.
(beat)
SBF64: AMANDA BYNES!
(Everybody attacks SBF64. Bagel and Prez swoop down on the platform)
Bagel: Brick! ssj!
Brick: THIS IS A MEDICAL DISORDER
ssj: (sighs) Let’s go.
(Brick and ssj jump on)
ssj: kevin, you coming with?
kevin: Nah. I’ll stay here and make sure the town doesn’t go to the S-lands.
Bagel: Okay, remember to close the top of the dome after we leave!
kevin: I will.
(They fly away)
Bagel: Man, I feel bad for SBF64.
Prez: Why? He just tried to kill us!
Bagel: Yeah, but it was a revenge plot! Me and Popeye did leave him on that island.
Prez: Meh, fair point.
Brick: I BLAME BOBSPONGE!
(beat)
Bagel, Prez, and ssj: Yeah.
(They fly out of the dome, and the top closes behind them)
ssj: Wait… where are we even going?
Bagel: We’re going to take down YAK once and for all. TO THE MCDEATHSTAR!
Prez: Oh boy.
Brick: Are we there yet?
Bagel: ...we just got out of the dome.
ssj: Get out of the exit lane! That goes to ShrekIsCool.comTopia!
Bagel: What?
(Bagel flies through the exit lane)
Narrator: ONE DISTURBING WEBSITE LATER
(They fly out really quickly)
Bagel: There are some things you can't un-see.
(Bagel sees a sign)
Bagel: Look!
ssj: Hmm… "McDeathStar- 50 miles"
Bagel: I don't know if I could survive if there were 50 of Miles.
50 Miles Duplicates: I ATE THOSE FOOD
Bagel: What the- how did you get out of the dome?
(We cut back to SBMtopia)
kevin: I'd better close the dome before any more Miles clones get out!
800 Miles Duplicates: I ATE THOSE FOOD
(We cut back to Bagel, ssj, Brick, and Prez)
Bagel: Hey where did the Miles go?
Prez: Uh… nowhere!
(Prez drops a ray gun off of the railing, causing it to land on the dome and break into pieces)
Bagel: Hey, look! There it is!
(Everybody sees the McDeathStar and gasps)
Brick: OH MY DOG!
(beat)
Bagel: Welp, here we are now.
Brick: ENTERTAIN US
Bagel: Not the time for Nirvana references, Brick.
Brick: I AM NIRVANA
ssj: Will you sign my house?
Bagel: Don’t engage in it, ssj.
(They fly up into the ship)
All: WHOAAAAAAAA!
Bagel: This is crazy!
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Bagel: You’re right! That is pretty crazy!
(Prez facepalms)
ssj: GUYS! LOOK OUT!
(Several men in yellow and red business suits with guns are running towards them from all directions)
Brick: TAKE THIS! Guys, get down.
70's Enthusiast: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR
(ssj and Bagel duck. Brick starts spinning around and shooting, making all of them pass out)
ssj: I bet those were YAK Agents!
Prez: There were, and there’s more.
(Bagel, ssj, Brick and Prez walk off of the platform. The hole in the bottom of the McDeathStar closes and the platform stops hovering and just sits on the floor)
Bagel: Prez! You know what we need to do! If we’re taking this thing down, where do we need to go?
Prez: We have to get to the core. This ship is like a ball within a ball. We just climb up this ladder which will take this to the inner ring, and then climb a ladder in there and get to the core, which is in the very middle.
(They start climbing up)
ssj: Seems easy enough!
(They get to the top of the ladder and see a ton of YAK Agents pointing their guns at them)
ssj: Okay, maybe I spoke too soon.
(Bagel pulls out a bunch of guns)
Bagel: Look what I got from the last round!
(The YAK agents shoot. They all jump off the ladder back to the first room to dodge the bullets)
Bagel: Here you go, Prez.
(Bagel hands Prez 2 guns)
Prez: Thank you!
(Prez turns around and dual-fires at the YAK Agents, who all scream and get shot)
YAK Agent: WAIT! PLEASE DON’T SHOOT! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE KIDS!
(beat)
YAK Agent: Actually, go ahead.
(ssj and Prez go crazy shooting all the YAK Agents)
Bagel: Don’t you want some guns, Brick?
Brick: Mmm...
(Brick looks down at the Brick gun he's holding)
Brick: Hmm... you know what? Sure.
(Brick slips his brick gun into his nonexistent pocket and grabs both of the real guns)
Brick: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Brick starts crazy rapid fire shooting everything)
ssj: Okay, Brick, you're good-
(ssj ducks to dodge a bullet)
ssj: But can you try not to hit the people on your own team?
(beat)
Brick: What?
ssj: ...nevermind.
Brick: Oh. Okay, then.
(beat)
(Brick keeps shooting everything. We see NickFlower in the core, watching all of this on a camera)
NickFlower: Not good. Oh, not good.
(NickFlower presses a button that says "ROTATE OUTER RING". Where Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez are standing starts moving like a backwards treadmill, turning the outer ring into a giant round hamster wheel. The inner rings and the ladder stay in place)
Bagel: OH MY GOD! IT'S SPINNING! WHAT DO WE DO?
Prez: I HAVE EXPERIENCE ON THESE THINGS! JUST KEEP RUNNING AND SHOOTING!
(The four of them run, rapidly firing their guns for about 30 seconds or so)
Bagel: Yeah... this isn't really doing anything.
Brick: I'm tired! I'm gonna lay down for a minute.
(Brick lies down and flies up in a full circle straight how he was, then goes across another way in the circle and keeps getting spun in random directions until he crashes into Prez and Prez gets spun around too)
Prez: YOU IDIOT!
Brick: This is fun!
(Brick then spins around and trips ssj, causing ssj to fall and get spun around as well)
ssj: (spinning around and randomly flying through Bagel's vision from all directions every few seconds) BAGEL! YOU'RE THE LAST ONE LEFT! GET BACK TO THE LADDER!
Bagel: OKAY!
(Bagel gets ready to jump while he's still running)
Bagel: 3! 2! 1! GO!
(Bagel jumps and grabs onto the ladder)
Bagel: HA-HA, YES!
(Bagel's feet dangle down and touch the ground, sending sparks flying everywhere with a chainsaw sound effect)
Bagel: AAAAAAAHHHH!
(Bagel climbs up)
Bagel: GUYS! I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE! YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET UP HERE!
ssj: OKAY! Alright guys, ready?
Brick and Prez: READY!
Prez: I guess.
(ssj, Brick, and Prez grab each other's feet and stretch out across the ground with ssj in the middle)
ssj: Wait a minute. I just realized this isn't gonna work.
(The human/hamster chain flies straight towards the ladder with ssj's stomach right in the line of fire. They are about to hit it when we cut to Bagel shooting YAK Agents)
ssj: (offscreen) OOOOOWWWWWWW!
(A few seconds later, ssj, Prez and Brick climb up the ladder)
Bagel: Yay! You were able to make it!
ssj: (weakly) I wasn't...
Bagel: Uh... I might need some help.
(ssj, Brick, Prez and Bagel jump straight towards a crowd of YAK Agents)
ONE FAIRLY REPETITIVE FIGHT SCENE LATER
(There are dead/passed out YAK Agents everywhere)
Bagel: Uh... did anybody even see what just happened?
Brick: Yeah, we leaped into battle, time card showed up, blah blah blah. You know. The usge.
Bagel: You mean, like, the usual?
Brick: Yeah! Wasn't it obvious?
Bagel: Well, I couldn't really tell, so no.
Brick: I don't know how to spell slang. Let's just get to the epic fight.
(Bagel climbs the ladder and just sees an empty yellow room. Everybody else comes up after him)
Bagel: THIS is the core?
(The room starts shaking and Bagel's pupils shrink. Parts of the wall opens up and the room gets larger. The room we saw NickFlower in a minute ago comes out of part of the wall)
NickFlower: WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET PAST SECURITY?
Brick: WITH A TIME CARD!
(NickFlower is sitting on a swivel chair. He presses a button on the swivel chair's arm, and guns come out of the wall)
NickFlower: All of these guns are loaded full of highly explosive YAK meat. One move and it's bye bye for Bagel, Brick, ssj and PREZ. SBF64 told me about you, you traitor! You betrayed YAK, Happy and McDonald's. And now, you're going to die.
(beat)
Bagel: RUNNNNNNNNN!
(Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez run through the room dodging the gunshots. Right behind them, small explosions happen)
ssj: THE SHIP MUST BE IMMUNE TO YAK!
Brick: THOSE CLEVER CHEESE BISCUITS!
(A giant explosion happens. The four of them disappear from view behind all the smoke)
NickFlower: YES! I DID IT! I SERIOUSLY DID IT! HAHA! YES!
(beat)
NickFlower: I REALLY, ACTUALLY... did it.
(beat that lasts for another 20 seconds or so)
(Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez jump out of the smoke)
NickFlower: WHAT? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Bagel: WE FOUND THE ONE OTHER THING IMMUNE TO YAK: STUPIDITY! WE USED BRICK AS A SHIELD!
NickFlower: Wait, really?
Bagel: Nah. We died.
Prez: But we're okay now!
Bagel: Yeah, exactly.
(beat)
Brick: DONNNN HOGENBARRRRRR!
(The four of them jump towards NickFlower, all shooting their dual-guns rapidfire)
NickFlower: (somehow dodging bullets) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NO!
(NickFlower pulls out a yellow shield which gets shot by so many bullets so fast that it just disintegrates in his hands. He reaches behind his arm and presses a button. The part of the ship where he's standing transforms into an escape pod. All of the rings partially open up creating a clear path for him to outside and he flies away)
Brick: YES! HE SURRENDERED! WE WON!
(They all start celebrating)
Prez: YEAH!
Bagel: WOO-HOO!
ssj: YES! But don’t you guys think that was a little bit anticlimactic?
Sawpog46: No, anticlimactic has to go against what was originally planned and-
Bagel: Nope, nope, not doing that.
(Prez blasts Sawpog46)
Sawpog46: WHAT ABOUT PART 3 OF THE STORY-
(Sawpog46 dies)
Bagel: lol oh yeah that guy
Brick: But anyway, we should find the self destruct button and fly away on that platform!
Bagel, Prez and ssj: YEAH!
Prez: Wait... where's the control panel?
(They all look out the holes in the rings and see NickFlower flying away, with the control panel as part of his ship)
Bagel, ssj, Brick and Prez: OHHHHHHHHHH ::dolphin noise::
(NickFlower presses a button)
Voice Inside The McDeathStar: SELF DESTRUCT IN 60 SECONDS. 59. 58. 57. 56. 55. 54. 53. 52. 51.
ssj: WE HAVE TO GET TO THE FLYING PLATFORM!
(The core and the inner ring start rotating in separate directions)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Voice: 45. 44. 43. 42. 41. 40. 39. 38. 37. 36. 35. 34. 33. 32.
Bagel: I HAVE AN IDEA!
(Bagel stands perfectly still. He gets spun around in the core, falls out of the core through the hole that NickFlower flew out of, gets spun around in the inner ring, falls into the outer ring, and is about to fall out when he grabs onto the ladder)
Bagel: That was close! So, I'll just jump onto the platform and pilot it back to SBMtopia after Brick, Prez and ssj get on.
(Bagel jumps towards the platform)
Voice on Platform: Remote Pilot Mode enabled.
(The platform moves down out of the ship and flies away before Bagel can land on it)
Bagel: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel falls away from the ship back down towards SBMtopia)
Voice: 12. 11. 10. 9.
Bagel: GUYS! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT!
Voice: 4. 3. 2. 1.
(The McDeathStar explodes)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Brick, ssj and Prez fall out of the explosion)
Bagel: YESSSSSS!
(Bagel then looks down instead of up)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Bagel is falling straight towards the dome)
Bagel: KEVINNNNNNN! OPEN UP THE DOMMMMMMMMMMMMME!
Prez: HE CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Brick: STOP TALKING LIKE THAAAAAAAAAT! IT'S KIND OF A PAIN TO TYPPPPPPPPPPPPPE BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK IT'S GOOD AFTER YOU STRETCHED IT FOR SUPER LONG IT LOOKS WEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
ssj: SHUTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPP!
Bagel: I'M SORRRRRRRY, BUTTTT I'M ABOUT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Brick: WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
(We cut to everybody crowded around Grubby's car, attacking SBF64 in SBMtopia)
Poseidon: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO TRY TO GET BACK AT SOMEBODY AFTER THEY TREAT YOU HORRIBLY!
(kevin runs out from behind a building)
kevin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(An army of Miles clones runs after kevin)
Clone Army: (in unison) I ATE THOSE FOOD!
(kevin runs back around the other way)
kevin: THERE'S NO ESCAPE!
(We hear a tiny tapping sound)
kevin: What was that?
(Slash stops attacking SBF64 for a minute and walks over next to kevin)
Slash: What was what?
kevin: I don't know... it just sounded like a tiny thud or something.
(We see several bullets hitting the dome in the background)
kevin: See, there it is again!
Slash: Oh yeah! I hear it too!
(kevin and Slash look around, trying to find the noise. They look left, right, down, right in front of them, right behind them, and left again. We cut to Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez shooting the dome as they are falling)
Bagel: GOSH DARN IT, WHY WON'T THEY JUST LOOK UP ALREADY?
Brick: Watch your language, Bagel!
ssj: Wow, that's responsible, Brick! Maybe you could be an admin alongside me.
Bagel: Sorry. ::dolphin noise::, WHY WON'T THEY JUST LOOK UP ALREADY?
Brick: That's better!
ssj: ...or maybe not.
(We go back to kevin and Slash)
kevin: Okay. We've looked everywhere! We checked the houses, the gas station, Burger Peasant, Inside Out Burger, Destination America, the radio station, the library, the police station, the next eight days, the town hall, Westernco Donuts, "The Wurst Food Ever" Hot Dogs, Planet Telex, The Otherside, Bagels Bricks And Beyond, Gabi and Stephen's Fedora Warehouse…
Slash: How about we check Batteries Plus?
(They both turn around and see a store explode. A charred man runs outside screaming and crying)
Man: ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS RUN A STORE THAT ONLY SOLD BATTERIES AND NOTHING ELSE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Slash: Where are we forgetting to look?
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin And Slash: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
kevin: Let's look down!
(kevin and Slash look down and see the ground)
kevin: Not there.
(We cut back to Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez)
Prez: You've got to be kidding me.
Bagel: LOOK UP ALREADY
(We cut back to kevin and Slash)
Slash: There's gotta be somewhere else. Think man!
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin: Hmm.
Slash: Hmm.
kevin And Slash: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Slash: Oh yeah! Let's look up!
(kevin and Slash look up and see Bagel, Brick, ssj and Prez falling)
Slash: IT'S A BIRD!
kevin: IT'S A PLANE!
Slash: No, wait, it's a bird.
kevin: Oh yeah!
(beat)
kevin: WAIT! NO IT ISN'T! THAT'S BAGEL, BRICK, SSJ AND PREZ!
(kevin runs over to the crowd around Grubby's convertible. He jumps up on top of a cardboard box)
kevin: PEOPLE! STOP!
(Everyone stops and looks at kevin)
kevin: STOP ATTACKING THIS MAN! GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE SO WE CAN USE THE CONVERTIBLE TO SAVE SOME OTHER PEOPLE!
GriffBob: PARTIALLY REUSED GAG OMG
E.V.I.L: PARTIALLY REUSED GAG OMG
GriffBob: REPEATED LINE OMG!
Spongy: Wait... I think that's a first!
SpongeCob: THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
(We see a montage of every single time in the series any characters have said the exact same line twice in a row)
Award: THAT'S PARTIALLY ACCURATE! LET'S RIOT BECAUSE THIS IS AN ELECTION EPISODE AND THESE SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF RIOTING AND IT WILL MAKE THIS SEEM LIKE EVEN MORE OF A SIMPSONS MOVIE REFERENCE!
(Everybody cheers, and then we cut to all of them in apocalypse gear and the city on fire, like in Sponge Out Of Water. BobSponge is wearing a suit made of beef jerky)
BobSponge: WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE! I HOPE YOU LIKE LICORICE!
(BobSponge tears a piece of jerky off of his suit and starts munching on it)
IAmBagel: But that suit's made of beach jerky!
BobSponge: MY LIFE IS A LIE!
(BobSponge throws the piece of jerky he's eating on the ground)
BobSponge: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The Lonely Island: AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
(kevin rushes into town hall and presses a button. We then cut to Bagel)
Brick: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
Prez: Hey, you've had it pretty easy!
Brick: I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE!
GriffBob: REUSED GAG OM-
ssj: Can you please just shut up for a second?
(Bagel is about to land on the top of the dome and die when the hole opens at the last second)
Bagel: YES!
(Bagel then looks down and sees that he's still going to hit the ground and die)
Bagel: NO!
GriffBob: OMG TEH REUSED GAGNESS
(Bagel closes his eyes and lands in GG's convertible)
Bagel: HOW AM I STILL ALI-
(Bagel opens his eyes)
Bagel: -ve? I MADE IT?
(Prez lands next to Bagel)
Prez: YES! BAGEL WORKS AT BURGER KING REFERENCE TO THE RESCUE!
(ssj lands on top of them, crushing them)
Bagel and Prez: Ow!
ssj: Sorry.
(Brick lands on top of the three of them, crushing them)
Bagel, Prez and ssj: OWWWWWWWW!
Brick: What?
(Bagel, Prez and ssj open up the car doors and fall out on the ground)
Brick: BEDTIME ALREADY?
(They slowly get up)
Bagel: It's 5:00 PM. We've been doing this since like 11:30 in the morning.
Tony the Time Clock: WE WILL ALL RUN OUT OF TIME
Brick: TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPING SLIPPING SLIPPING INTO THE FUTURE
(A lamppost falls down and catches on fire behind them)
Prez: Wow... this place sort of went to ::dolphin noise:: while we were gone. And we were only gone for, like, 2 hours.
(We pan over the burning, somewhat destroyed city. We see Prohibit, SpongeCob, Constantine, Jerry, Prez and Award looting stores and restaurants)
Bagel: Wait- WHAT THE? PREZ? WE JUST GOT BACK!
Prez: SORRY, BAGEL! WHEN THERE'S NO OTHER THREAT AROUND, I'M GONNA BE THE BAD GUY, EVEN IF THAT JUST MEANS JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON!
Brick: That seems fair.
(We hear a super loud rumbling sound and everything shakes like crazy)
Bagel: OH, COME ON! I CAN'T EVEN HAVE ONE SECOND IN PEACE!
(Everyone looks up as a giant shadow is cast over the whole city)
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(We see a giant McDonald’s M logo hovering above the city)
Bagel: CRUD ON A SPATULUD! WE JUST DEALT WITH A GIANT SHIP!
(The M explodes into a million pieces)
(beat)
Everyone: YAY!
ssj: I’m sorry, can somebody tell me what just happened?
Bagel: There was a giant McDonald’s M in the sky-
(ssj looks up and his eyes bulge out of his head)
ssj: Uh… Bagel?
Bagel: -and everyone freaked out but then it randomly exploded-
ssj: Bagel…
Bagel: -so we don’t have to fight anyone-
ssj: Bagel!
Bagel: -so YAY!
ssj: BAGEL!
Bagel: What is it?
(ssj points to the sky)
ssj: That.
(A flying McDonald’s floats over and hovers above the dome)
Bagel: So what? AAAAAHHH! A FLYING MCDONALD’S! Big deal! We just blew up a McDeathStar!
ssj: Actually… we didn’t really do anything. We sorta just freaked out NickFlower and hustled our buns out of there when he ran away and blew us up.
Bagel: Well, yeah. Good point.
(We hear a jet sound effect. Bagel and ssj look up and see that another McDonald’s is hovering above the dome next to the first one)
ssj: Oh god. I have a bad feeling about this
TEN MINUTES LATER
(The sky can barely be seen behind all of the McDonald’s restaurants hovering above the dome, all making crazy loud jet sounds)
Bagel: (barely heard over jets) WHAT IS HAPPENING?
ssj: (barely heard over jets) I DON’T KNOW!
(NickFlower flies over in his escape pod above the restaurants)
ssj: (barely heard over jets) HEY! I THINK I CAN ALMOST SEE SOME OF NICKFLOWER’S ESCAPE POD!
Bagel: (barely heard over jets) REALLY?
ssj: (barely heard over jets) YEAH!
(We cut to NickFlower and the McDonald’s restaurants hovering above the dome)
NickFlower: I’LL FORM THE HEAD!
(NickFlower’s Escape Pod flies up in the air)
Random Voice: I’LL FORM PART OF THE TORSO!
(One of the McDonald’s restaurants folds into a perfect square and attaches itself to the escape pod)
Random Voice: I’LL FORM ANOTHER PART OF THE TORSO!
(We cut to all of the SBMtopia citizens crowded in town square in apocalypse gear watching all of the restaurants form together into a giant robot)
MMM: Now what’s happening?
Popeye: I don’t even know anymore!
ssj: Oh god. This is bad.
Bagel: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Kajisauraus: HERE WE GO NOW!
(All of the McDonald's restaurants fly up and form a giant robot. Once the robot is complete, six pack abs appear on it, and then two nipples. The nipples shoot lasers at the dome. The dome is holding up against them for a minute... and then they shatter the dome into pieces and set town hall on fire)
Brick: AAAAAAHHHHHH! EVERYBODY RUN!
Bagel: No.
Brick: What do you mean, no?
(Bagel stands up on the same cardboard box that kevin stood on earlier. Emotional piano music starts playing)
Bagel: I mean that I'm tired of panicking and running like little kids, or people in cheesy action movies, or politicians. I mean that we should fight. And we can fight with votes and bribes...
(We see some clips of IAmBagel sitting through people's boring performances from Battle Of The Bagels and Bagel advertising his campaign from the election episodes without sound as he speaks)
Bagel: ...Brick guns...
(We see clips of Brick using his brick gun from The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, Revenge Part 2, The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014, and this very episode without sound as he speaks)
Bagel: ...Bagel guns...
(We see a clip of IAmBagel/ImAmBagel using a Bagel gun from The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014 without sound as he speaks)
Bagel: ...real guns...
(We see clips of people using guns from this very episode, The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, and The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014)
Bagel: ...and whatever it is that you guys do. I don't even know. But we all are the heart of this city. We are what makes SBMtopia go to the S-lands when our mayor goes into space for two hours to fight McDonald's. We are what flies Burger Kings into orbit so they can explode. We are what floods the streets with waffle mix. We are what gets Vladimir Putin to bomb our workplaces. We are what cause black holes over the removal of one internet video. We are what drives mailman insane over Phonics Fun. We are what destroys arcade machines over Comic Sans. We are what makes SBMtopia and SBCtopia run out of movie tickets so we have to go into the world to get more. We are what makes the city fall apart and turn Spanish as soon as the city has no authority. We are what destroys SBMtopia.
(beat)
Bagel: AND WE ARE WHAT REBUILDS IT BY THE NEXT EPISODE!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(Everyone starts cheering)
Bagel: NO MORE SILLY STUFF LIKE WAFFLE MAKERS, HOME DEPOT BEARS, GIANT ROBOTS, INSURANCE DISCOUNTS, CARAMEL FRAPPUCCHINOS FOR SATAN, TIME TRAVEL WHICH SCREWS UP EVERYTHING, A BROKEN WORLD ORDER, A GUN THAT SHOOTS BRICKS, TACO FAIRIES, AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT YOU GO! DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS IS STUPID! THE SMART THING TO DO IS TO DO ALL OF THEM!
(Everybody keeps cheering)
Bagel: AND LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW!
Brick: (suffocating himself trying not to start crying) That was beautiful.
(beat)
Brick: Okay, so now... AAAAAAHHHHHH! EVERYBODY RUN!
(Everyone runs away screaming)
Bagel: Oh, what the duck? AAAAAAHHHHHH
(Bagel runs away as the robot shoots laser nipples)
NickFlower: WAIT! EVERYBODY, WAIT A SEC! REFORM!
(The 6-pack and nipples turn back into restaurants, fly upwards, and become a helmet)
NickFlower: That's better.
(The robot shoots laser eyes, destroying several buildings. Bagel and Brick are running away towards Schadenfreude Street as the camera follows them from the side as things got shot by laser eyes in the background)
Brick: SO, WHAT'S OUR PLAN?
Bagel: WE RELEASE EVERY SINGLE WEIRD AND CRAZY THING THAT WE'VE EVER SET LOOSE ON THIS CITY!
Brick: OH! THAT SEEMS EASY ENOUGH!
Bagel: YEAH! MEET YOU BACK IN TOWN SQUARE IN A FEW MINUTES! I GOT SOME CALLS TO MAKE!
(They both get to Schadenfreude Street. We see a house on the street, snowy, with all the peanuts kids)
All The Peanuts Kids: Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen (offscreen): HEY! YOU KIDS GET THE ::dolphin noise:: OFF MY LAWN!
(Brick runs inside his house and Bagel runs inside his. Once inside, Bagel picks up his phone)
Bagel: Come on... Come on... Pick up!
kevin: (on phone) Hello?
Bagel: YES! KEVIN! I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR!
kevin: WHAT?
Bagel: JUST GO TO THE TV STATION AND TELL THEM TO PLAY SPONGEBOB ON ALL THE CHANNELS!
kevin: Uh... OKAY, I GUESS!
Bagel: THANKS! BYE!
(Bagel hangs up)
Bagel: E.V.I.L? Can you get me to Prez's place, and fast?
E.V.I.L: Sure... but I need something first.
Bagel: UGHHHHHH fine.
(Bagel holds out a jar of Nutella to E.V.I.L. E.V.I.L sticks his tongue in it, and his eyes get incredibly wide. Bagel jumps on and E.V.I.L goes straight through the hole in Bagel's wall from VOAT 4 BAGAL and flies to Prez's lab at the speed of light)
Bagel: PREZ! TURN ON EVERY SINGLE INVENTION YOU'VE EVER MADE AND JUST LET THEM GO INSANE AND DESTROY THE CITY)
(Prez shrugs)
Prez: Well, okay.
Bagel: WAIT! I'm not done yet.
(We cut to Prez hooking up Bagel to a random device)
Prez: Are you sure you want to do this?
Bagel: Of course!
Prez: Okay! 3... 2... 1...
(Bagel falls asleep)
(beat)
(We just cut to a shot of Prez's lab from outside, then it explodes and Freddy Rechid, Bald Mommy, Hipster Dora and Boots, Bill O'Reily, Sean Charmatz The Unicorn, Texastoasthing, and Justin Bieber run away from the destroyed lab to wreck havoc on the city. We cut to Bagel and Prez being charred, with Prez's lab destroyed but all of his inventions having survived with some burn marks)
Prez: (coughs) Okay, I can see why that was a good idea now.
(Prez pushes a button and all of his inventions turn on. The giant robot from The Good President Name starts fighting the YAK Robot, even though the YAK Robot is much larger. The inactive member zombies then show up and start fighting it as well. Then, kevin shows up next to the robot and the inactive member zombies)
kevin: MILESES! CHARGE!
(The army of Miles clones starts climbing onto the robot)
NickFlower: YOU FOOLS! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME!
(A bunch of miller beers fall on the YAK robot, followed by random alligators falling from the sky. Barney the dinosaur, riding Biggie Smalls, comes from the ground, although tiny in comparison to the robot, rams into the robot, causing a dent in it's leg. Chad Smith shoots the robot)
(We cut to Brick running from his house to town square holding a phone)
Brick: Yes, hello, Horizon Wireless manager! I'd just like you to know that your customer service is terrible and I'll never buy a data extension from you again.
(Brick hangs up. 5 seconds later, a Horizon Wireless fighter jet flies up next to Brick)
Horizon Employee: Hey! There was some guy in this city who said he wasn't gonna buy anymore data plans from us! Do you know where he is?
(Brick points at the YAK Robot)
Brick: THAT'S HIM! RIGHT THERE! I SAW HIM DO IT! I SAW HIM DO IT WITH HIS EVIL, MEATY, MEATY EVIL FACE OF MEAT!
Horizon Employee: Thanks!
(The Horizon Fighter Jet starts attacking the YAK Robot)
NickFlower: WHAT THE- I DIDN’T CALL YOU! HE DID!
Brick: IDIDN’TDOITNOBODYSAWMEDOITNOONECANPROVEANYTHING
(We cut to Popeye in his house)
Popeye: Well, that was a pointless life. Guess I’ll end it by watching some TV.
(Popeye sees SpongeBob on every channel)
Popeye: What the-?
(Popeye slowly turns into Squidward)
Popeye: How did I get surrounded by such loser neighbors?
(We then see Bagel, Brick, ssj and BobSponge inside a gym. BobSponge turns on the waffle maker with it pointed directly into his mouth, making him swell up with fat, flooding the city)
Bagel: COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!
(BobSponge very slowly reaches to get on the treadmill as waffle batter comes out his nose)
BobSponge: MMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMMM-
(BobSponge’s foot touches the treadmill, and a portal opens up in the sky. Elmo flies out of the portal)
Elmo: YOU MERE MORTALS! IT’S TIME TO ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
(Vladimir Putin crushes Elmo with a giant burger)
Nana Pizza: I TRUST THIS MAN
Garfielf: JEHN SWEG FEDOREHS
(A UFO lands right next to the YAK Robot. Several undead Billy Mays clones stampede out of the UFO and climb onto the YAK Robot, hitting it with bottles of Oxi-Clean)
Undead Billy Mays Clone: WE WILL CLEAN YOU
Poncho Person: LET’S TURN THE CITY INTO FISH MEAT MEWEDYWUDFEWGH
(A giant spider with SpongeBob’s face runs through the city and tackles the YAK Robot, making it fall down and get pinned down by the spider. Prez’s robot, the zombies, the clones, Freddy Rechid, Justin Bieber, Bill O'Reily, Texastoasthing, Vladimir Putin, Chad Smith, Elmo, Sean Charmatz The Unicorn, Shrek, a Shrekwhale, Spodermen, Cartographer Larry, Thom Yorke, a Narwhal with Obama’s head, Spider Jockey, Pizza Steve, and hipster Dora and Boots all attack the robot)
Bagel: PEOPLE OF SBMTOPIA! JOIN THEM! KILL! KILL!
(Everybody starts destroying the robot, hitting it with random objects)
Prez: PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE DON'T SEE ME
BobSponge: THIS IS FOR YOU, JIGGLY JONES!
(BobSponge hits the escape pod part of the robot with his house, making the glass shatter. The robot is lifted off of the ground and hovers above town square in a giant ball of energy, which starts sucking in everything like a tornado, except a transparent orange color and sphere-shaped)
Bagel: EVERYBODY HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!
(Bagel grabs onto the wall of a building but it gets sucked into the ball of energy, brick-by-brick)
Bagel: OH MY GOD! IT’S DISINTEGRATING ONE BRICK AT A TIME!
(In a matter of seconds Bagel is just holding onto one brick and he’s slowly getting pulled into the ball)
Bagel: AAAAAHHHH! HOLD… ON… TO… THE… BRICK!
(Bagel is about to get sucked in)
Bagel: (gasp) THAT’S IT! BRIIIIIIIIICK! DO SOMETHING!
(Brick almost flies straight past Bagel into the ball of energy but grabs onto the other side of the brick Bagel is grabbing onto)
Brick: (deeply inhales) KFC THRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
(The ball of energy explodes, making the whole screen completely white)







(We fade in on the entire city being almost completely destroyed, with Bagel knocked out unconscious in town square right outside town hall, where the robot and the ball of energy was. Bagel slowly blinks his eyes open and gets up)
Bagel: Ughhhhh… what happened?
(Bagel stares at a pile of wooden planks and bricks. All of a sudden the pile moves, and Brick comes out)
Brick: (heavy breathing) I think… we won.
Bagel: What time is it?
Brick: 11:00 AM. So, the dome would have been going down now… but, it got destroyed.
(We zoom out to see them standing in the middle of the seriously wrecked city)
Brick: Along with everything else.
(beat)
Bagel: Wanna help me do something?
(We cut to Bagel and Brick in what’s left of town hall. Bagel turns on the microphone and his voice comes out of speakers all over the town)
Bagel: WE DID IT! WE WON!
Brick: YEAH!
Bagel: WE DID IT WOOOOOO
Brick: YEAAAAAAH
Bagel: HERE WE GO NOW
(Bagel and Brick start singing Squeeze Me off-key)
Bagel and Brick: PLAY WITH US BEFORE WE MELT
(Kajisaurus, Award, Poseidon and Popeye are standing on destroyed Schadenfreude Street)
Kajisaurus: They’re singing without me!
(Kajisaurus runs away towards town hall)
Award: Should we go to?
Poseidon: Why not?
(They follow Kajisaurus. Soon, people are walking towards town hall from all parts of the town)
The whole town in unison: I’M BETTER THAN PILLOWS! WON’T YOU BELIEVE ME? SQUEEZE ME!
(The whole town keeps singing, except for Brick, Bagel, ssj, Prez and kevin)
Bagel: Man! This is a good turnout!
ssj: Yeah! Everyone showed up, even-
kevin: OMIGAWD IS THAT MOXLEY?
(kevin runs over)
kevin: MOXLEY YOU’RE BACK
Moxley: What do you mean, I’m back?
kevin: YOU LEGALIZED EVERYTHING AND THEN YOU FIRED ME AND THEN YOU DISAPPEARED FOREVER AND THEN BAGELSINEUROPE BECAME THE NEW MAYOR!
Moxley: Oh yeah! I remember that now! That strudel was full of cocaine and then when I was in the trash pit NickFlower used this hypno ring thing.
Poseidon: Hypno ring? Oh my gosh!
(Poseidon runs over to the ruins of the YAK Robot and pulls out the hypno ring)
Poseidon: I thought I lost that!
Prez: Well, Bagel, I guess I’m back to being a bad guy.
Bagel: Yeah, I kinda knew you’d say that. Well, I guess everything’s back to normal! Except that I’m the mayor.
Moxley: Aw, that’s gonna take some getting used to.
(Bagel and Moxley just stare at each other)
Moxley: Do you-
Bagel: Yeah, this whole mayor thing is weird. You can be mayor again.
THE END

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GumBro: Well, it's good to be back
*realizes he isn't in this story*
Gumbro: Huh?

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GumBro: Well, it's good to be back
*realizes he isn't in this story*
Gumbro: Huh?

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OH FRICK

Here's a special Black Friday holiday episode from Season 3 for ya! This is actually the second episode of the season. The premiere will air on Christmas as a special, and new episodes return in February, after the writers get a break and work on Season 3. Anyway, here's probably one of my all time favorite episodes, The Mob of Death!

We see everyone sitting down at seats and Bagel standing up on a tree stump)
Bagel: The reason why I've called you all here is because I need to make an important announcement.
Popeye: Don't we already know that?
Bagel: That you do, but you haven't heard my important announcement. THE SBM SHOW SEASON 2 IS COMING TO DVD!
(Everyone cheers)
Milkmaidman: When does it come out?
Bagel: November twenty-
(Bagel's eyes bulge)
Bagel: This might be the most serious conflict we've ever faced.

(Title sequence)
(Title card)
EPISODE 42A
The Mob Of Death
Written by BagelsinEurope
Bagel: Guys, this is serious. It comes out on BLACK FRIDAY.
(Everyone gasps)
Moxley: I issue a state of emergency over the entire city! Black Friday is the most dangerous day to buy anything ever.
Bagel: But that set...it has all those glorious bonus features...
ssj: Plus YAK Attack...
Brick: Apocalyptic SBM Show...
Lego: Overpass Troubles...
Chad Smith: Behind The Screens...
Bagel: Well, we've gotta get 6000 copies for every SBMtopian citizen.
Popeye: What about that guy?
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Bagel: Well...5999. But the mall on Black Friday is basically suicide!
Moxley: We all have to get those DVDs! Now, who's gonna come with us?
(Everyone leaves except BobSponge, who is taking a nap, Brick, Popeye, ssj and Bagel)
Popeye: suicide doesn't seem that bad compared to everything I've been through
Random Guy on the Internet: OMG HHNNGH SUICIDE JOKES BAGELSINEUROPE SUPPORTS SUICIDE LET'S BURN HIM
Brick: HeII yeah! I'LL PUT ON MY DOGS TAILS BECAUSE I'M IN THE ARMY
ssj: Dog tags, brick.
Brick: SAME THING
Bagel: I'll do it because I appear in pretty much every episode and the writers have to shoehorn me into the plot somehow.
ssj: I'll do it because...ah what the frick this scene has gone on too long anyway.
(We see Bagel, ssj, Popeye, Brick and BobSponge camping out by a fire in front of the mall)
Brick: KILL FOR MY COUNTRY
(Brick murders Popeye)
Tracy Rigglesbee: A CHANGE IN STRATEGY
(Popeye comes back to live)
Popeye: Dang. For once I had something good there. CURSE YOU TRACY RIGGLESBEE!
(The store gates open)
Bagel: RUN
(Everyone runs in, but they get trapped in a mob)
Bagel (on walkie talkie): Random Codename to how original. We're stuck in the mob. Over.
(Bagel runs east and escapes)
Bagel: Oh no. Not...
(Dramatic music plays)
Bagel: VICTORIA'S SECRET!
Bagel: Random Codename to how original. This is the end of me. Over.
(We cut to ssj, in the mob)
ssj: how original to Some Guy In An Ambulance. I'm headed straight for the escalator. I'm bound to make this one. Over.
(ssj runs through the mob, but crashes into a fat guy, and tumbles into a bar)
ssj: how original to Some Guy In An Ambulance. I've been sidetracked. Over.
(We cut back to Bagel in Victoria's Secret)
Bagel: Okay. Just gotta find my way out of here.
(Bagel walks around but doesn't find any exit.)
Person: Welcome to Victoria's Secret! Can I interest you in our sale on tampons?
Bagel: Why me?
(We cut to Brick on the elevator)
Brick: Some Guy In An Ambulance to SettleForNothing. I'm in the elevator now with some creepy old person.
Creepy Old Person: WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF THE DANDELION
(The elevator stops)
Brick: Some Guy In An Ambulance to SettleForNothing. Crap. I'm trapped. Over
(We see Popeye standing on the escalator surrounded by fat people)
Popeye: SettleForNothing to Me. I'm stuck on the escalator surrounded by fat people. I was hoping for a more quick and painless death. Over.
Fat Guy: LETS TELL SCARY STORIES.
Popeye: SettleForNothing to Me. Well. Screw life. Over.
(We see ssj totally drunk at the bar with a bunch of dogs)
ssj: YEAH THATS A GOOD ONE SCOTT
Dog: PBBTH THAT SUCKED
(The dog spits booze all over ssj's face)
ssj: OH YEAH? LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE
(The two run outside)
Dog: THIS CAR IS MINE NOW
(The dog jumps in ssj's car)
ssj: HEY! THAT CAR IS MINE!
(We cut back to Popeye with the fat people)
Popeye: SettleForNothing to Me. Why haven't you been responding? I'm stuck in this lady's privates! Over.
(We see BobSponge sleeping on the sidewalk, not hearing this from his walkie talkie next to him)
(We cut back to Brick in the elevator)
Brick: Some Guy In An Ambulance to Random Codename. I need your help since Popeye is stuck and ssj didn't pick up. This guy is telling me his life story now. Over.
Creepy Old Person: AND THEN WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD I FIRST PICKED UP THAT BASEBALL BAT
Brick: Some Guy In An Ambulance to Random Codename. SEND HELP PLZ. Over.
(We cut back to Bagel at Victoria's Secret)
Bagel: Random Codename to Some Guy In An Ambulance. I'm trapped in a women's store and they're literally trying to sell me estrogen pills to market to me.
Woman: TRY IT YOU'LL LOVE IT
Bagel: No.
Bagel: There's only one way out of here.
(Bagel takes a dress and high heels and enters the changing room)
(Bagel comes out crossdressed)
Bagel: HEY LADIES
(Everyone just stands there, mortified)
Woman: GET OOOOUUUUUUUTTTTT
(Bagel gets kicked out)
Bagel: Finally! I've escaped! But, not without my dignity. Oh well, DVD first, dignity second.
(We cut back to Popeye inside of the fat people pit)
Popeye: SettleForNothing to Random Codename. I need help. I gotta get off this escalator. Over.
Bagel: Random Codename to SettleForNothing. Don't worry, I got you covered. Over.
(Bagel shoots down the escalator, and the fat people fall down and die)
Bagel: Come on!
Popeye: Why are you crossdressed...?
Bagel: NO TIME TO ASK QUESTIONS WE GOTTA GET THE DVD
(Bagel presses the button on the elevator and Brick jumps out)
Brick: THANK YOU SCOTLAND
Scotlandball (up on second floor): No problem, mate.
Old Man: HEY WAIT FOR ME!
Brick: MOVE
(The three run outside and pick up BobSponge, and he wakes up)
BobSponge: HELLO GORGEOUS
Bagel: oh god no
Brick: NOW LET'S GET THAT DVD!
(We cut back to ssj)
Dog: Why isn't this car working?
(The dog pours booze into the gas tank, and the car starts to breathe and runs away with the dog in it.)
ssj: HEY! COME BACK!
(The scene turns to black and white, and ssj turns into a small pig, chasing, as the world goes up and down and up and down with the buildings dancing. ssj, still as a pig, jumps into the car and the car goes up a steep hill. The dog slide backwards, where he sees a monster, and then jumps out, grabbing ssj, and the two land in trash bins)
ssj: *laughs* Good times.
Dog: More booze?
(The two drink full beer bottles and then laugh)
(We see ssj, still as a pig, walking up to a sign that says "A MERRY MELODY")
ssj: That's all, folks!
(The screen goes black)





(We cut back to ssj, back to normal, in color, at the town square, with all the SBMtopian citizens that didn't go on the Black Friday mission)
ssj: And that's all I remember. I have no idea where the others went.
(Bagel, Popeye, Brick and BobSponge fall out of the sky with a wheelbarrow of DVDs, completely charred, with an explosion in the background)
ssj: Oh.
BobSponge: I know we haven't known each other for very long, but...will you marry me?
Bagel: No.
(Bagel takes off the dress and high heels)
BobSponge: OH MY GOD SHE'S TRANS
(BobSponge runs away crying)
BobSponge: MY LIFE IS A LIE
Brick: I NEVER GOT THE DOGS TAILS
ssj: Dog tags, brick.
Brick: I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE!
(Brick runs away crying)
(We cut to Brick and BobSponge sitting on a curb)
Brick: I'VE BEEN FRIENDZONED AGAIN
(We see BobSponge taking a nap again)
Brick: Oh, whatever.
(Brick hits himself on the head with a mallet and runs around crazy)
Brick: WOO HOO WOO HOO!
(The screen iris outs)

Can I be in it? I'll be the random guy who usually gets in trouble. :P