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Sorry about it being late but it's still Friday in my timezone. This episode is best read at late night anyway.
Overpass Troubles
Written by BagelsinEurope and Lego Spongy
(We see Bagel and Brick on the curb of Schadenfreude St.)
Brick: We're friends, right?
Bagel: Yeah, why?
Brick: So let's go on a road trip together!
Bagel: Nah.
Brick: WE ARE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP OR I MOTHERTRUCKING KILL YOU
Bagel: No.
Brick: BUT BAGEL WE'RE FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
Bagel: You are terrifying.
Brick: WE GO ON A ROAD TRIP RIGHT NOW
(Brick throws Bagel in the car)
Bagel: THIS IS KIDNAPPING
Brick: Not if we're FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
(Brick starts driving and crashes into a building)
OMLJ: MY LEG!
(Lego files out of the building, getting his phone pulled out of the socket. The phone trembles and explodes, causing everyone to fly out of the car, and Lego to crash onto them. They form a giant ball, which lands in a regular citizens car, which Brick kicks out)
Brick: ANOTHER FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD
Bagel: Brick, let me drive.
(Bagel kicks Brick out of the driver's seat and jumps onto an overpass)
Bagel: Where does this g-
Announcer: AND NOW, THE FIRST EVER, WATERSLIDE OVERPASS!
(The car flies onto the waterslide overpass)
Bagel: HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS THING
Announcer: WATCH OUT FOR THE LATINO CHANNEL!
Lego: This isn't JonTron, of course we have the latino channel!
(A bunch of latinos jump in the car)
Latinos: LISTEN TO THE MUSIC
(The latinos start playing really good music)
Lego: They're actually pretty good!
Brick: WOULD YOU LIKE A NAPKIN SIR
Latinos: WE HAVE MADE OUR PIECE
(the latinos spontaneously combust into a bunch of sponges, and the sponges fall onto Bagel's face)
Bagel: I CANT SEE
(Bagel drives off the waterslide into the Home Depot)
Bears: GET THE HOME DEPOT ROPE
Brick: STEP ON IT
(The bears start chasing everyone outside)
Bears: GET THE HOME DEPOT
(Bagel drives back onto the waterslide)
Announcer: OHOHO HE MADE IT OVER THE HOME DEPOT
Santa: Ho Yay! I just made an egg with my sperm!
Jimbles Notronbo: I want egg
(Jimbles eats everyone)
Bagel: WE'RE INSIDE JIMBLES' STOMACH
The Pinky Gang: THIS ISNT TO TIME FOR JOKES
Tracy Rigglesbee: A CHANGE IN STRATEGY
(Jimbles explodes and everyone pops out of his stomach)
Kurt Cobain: WE LOST IT FROM THE AUTOBODY
Vince Offer: SUCK IT OXI CLEAN SHAMWOW WILL KILL YOU
Billy Mays: NOT ON MY WATCH!
(Billy Mays poops fried eggs on Vince Offer)
Vince Offer: i am spon
(Vince Offer dies)
Bagel: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THE WATERSLIDE TODAY
Bears: GET HOME DEPOT NOW MOTHERTRUCKERS
Bagel: What now?
Brick: FLOYD THE BARBER
Lego: Isn't that a song of some sort?
Brick: PUT ON THE RADIO
(Bagel puts on the radio)
Radio Guy: GET UP
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Lego: No I'm not doing any dinosaur
Brick: DO THE DINOSAUR
Lego: IM STRAIGHT
Brick: DO THE MOTHERTRUCKING DINOSAUR
Lego: NO IM NOT GOING TO DO THE DINOSAUR
Brick: DO THE DINOSAUR NOW OR I MOTHERTRUCKING KILL YOU
Lego: GOODBYE CHILDHOOD
Brick: I WILL KILL YOU UNLESS YOU DO THE DINOSAUR
Lego: I DONT WANT TO DO THIS
Brick: Guess I'll have to kill you.
Bagel: Brick, wait! How about we go to the room of infinite pancakes!
MadFred: stalker o_0
Brick: YES JUST YES
(Brick jumps out of the car)
Brick: Where is it?
Bagel: Uhh... (points to mental asylum) Over there!
Brick: YAY
(Brick goes in the mental asylum)
Bagel: NO MORE HOUSEGUESTS
TheTopSheep: o___e
(TheTopSheep dies)
AIDS Man: magical sprinkling testicles
Lego: Dude, look at that candy thing!
(Bagel stops the car)
Bagel: What the-
(A giant C pops out of the ground)
C: Oh! When you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of love, the candy cave
They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around
It astounds!
It's a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Bagel and Lego, please will you go into the cave
Bagel: THE LSD EXPERIENCE
(The C dies)
Bagel: Look out!
(A giant cornflake falls from the sky)
Narrator: HE'S SMALL ROUND AND AN AMERICAN HES GERT CLAY STUNTMAN ACTION HEROOOOOOOOO
Gert: Hello.
(Gert explodes)
Bagel: I'm tired of this.
Bears: GET HOME DEPOT
(A bunch of giant miller beers fall from the sky)
Lego: SAVE YOUR MILK DA APOCALYPSE IS HERE
BeatlesBox: expand dong
Alex Clare: I CANT HIDE NO MORE
(The miller beer crushes Alex Clare)
Bagel: I ALWAYS PASSED THIS COMPANY IN NOVEMBER
Lego: COME PLAY WITH US
Terminator: SAY GOODBYE
terminoob: SBC is better
(Bagel and Lego get crushed by the miller beer)
Ron Burgundy: YES VERY AMAZING WONDERFUL COMBO BRILLIANT
Overpass Troubles
Written by BagelsinEurope and Lego Spongy
(We see Bagel and Brick on the curb of Schadenfreude St.)
Brick: We're friends, right?
Bagel: Yeah, why?
Brick: So let's go on a road trip together!
Bagel: Nah.
Brick: WE ARE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP OR I MOTHERTRUCKING KILL YOU
Bagel: No.
Brick: BUT BAGEL WE'RE FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
Bagel: You are terrifying.
Brick: WE GO ON A ROAD TRIP RIGHT NOW
(Brick throws Bagel in the car)
Bagel: THIS IS KIDNAPPING
Brick: Not if we're FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
(Brick starts driving and crashes into a building)
OMLJ: MY LEG!
(Lego files out of the building, getting his phone pulled out of the socket. The phone trembles and explodes, causing everyone to fly out of the car, and Lego to crash onto them. They form a giant ball, which lands in a regular citizens car, which Brick kicks out)
Brick: ANOTHER FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD
Bagel: Brick, let me drive.
(Bagel kicks Brick out of the driver's seat and jumps onto an overpass)
Bagel: Where does this g-
Announcer: AND NOW, THE FIRST EVER, WATERSLIDE OVERPASS!
(The car flies onto the waterslide overpass)
Bagel: HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS THING
Announcer: WATCH OUT FOR THE LATINO CHANNEL!
Lego: This isn't JonTron, of course we have the latino channel!
(A bunch of latinos jump in the car)
Latinos: LISTEN TO THE MUSIC
(The latinos start playing really good music)
Lego: They're actually pretty good!
Brick: WOULD YOU LIKE A NAPKIN SIR
Latinos: WE HAVE MADE OUR PIECE
(the latinos spontaneously combust into a bunch of sponges, and the sponges fall onto Bagel's face)
Bagel: I CANT SEE
(Bagel drives off the waterslide into the Home Depot)
Bears: GET THE HOME DEPOT ROPE
Brick: STEP ON IT
(The bears start chasing everyone outside)
Bears: GET THE HOME DEPOT
(Bagel drives back onto the waterslide)
Announcer: OHOHO HE MADE IT OVER THE HOME DEPOT
Santa: Ho Yay! I just made an egg with my sperm!
Jimbles Notronbo: I want egg
(Jimbles eats everyone)
Bagel: WE'RE INSIDE JIMBLES' STOMACH
The Pinky Gang: THIS ISNT TO TIME FOR JOKES
Tracy Rigglesbee: A CHANGE IN STRATEGY
(Jimbles explodes and everyone pops out of his stomach)
Kurt Cobain: WE LOST IT FROM THE AUTOBODY
Vince Offer: SUCK IT OXI CLEAN SHAMWOW WILL KILL YOU
Billy Mays: NOT ON MY WATCH!
(Billy Mays poops fried eggs on Vince Offer)
Vince Offer: i am spon
(Vince Offer dies)
Bagel: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THE WATERSLIDE TODAY
Bears: GET HOME DEPOT NOW MOTHERTRUCKERS
Bagel: What now?
Brick: FLOYD THE BARBER
Lego: Isn't that a song of some sort?
Brick: PUT ON THE RADIO
(Bagel puts on the radio)
Radio Guy: GET UP
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Lego: No I'm not doing any dinosaur
Brick: DO THE DINOSAUR
Lego: IM STRAIGHT
Brick: DO THE MOTHERTRUCKING DINOSAUR
Lego: NO IM NOT GOING TO DO THE DINOSAUR
Brick: DO THE DINOSAUR NOW OR I MOTHERTRUCKING KILL YOU
Lego: GOODBYE CHILDHOOD
Brick: I WILL KILL YOU UNLESS YOU DO THE DINOSAUR
Lego: I DONT WANT TO DO THIS
Brick: Guess I'll have to kill you.
Bagel: Brick, wait! How about we go to the room of infinite pancakes!
MadFred: stalker o_0
Brick: YES JUST YES
(Brick jumps out of the car)
Brick: Where is it?
Bagel: Uhh... (points to mental asylum) Over there!
Brick: YAY
(Brick goes in the mental asylum)
Bagel: NO MORE HOUSEGUESTS
TheTopSheep: o___e
(TheTopSheep dies)
AIDS Man: magical sprinkling testicles
Lego: Dude, look at that candy thing!
(Bagel stops the car)
Bagel: What the-
(A giant C pops out of the ground)
C: Oh! When you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of love, the candy cave
They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around
It astounds!
It's a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Bagel and Lego, please will you go into the cave
Bagel: THE LSD EXPERIENCE
(The C dies)
Bagel: Look out!
(A giant cornflake falls from the sky)
Narrator: HE'S SMALL ROUND AND AN AMERICAN HES GERT CLAY STUNTMAN ACTION HEROOOOOOOOO
Gert: Hello.
(Gert explodes)
Bagel: I'm tired of this.
Bears: GET HOME DEPOT
(A bunch of giant miller beers fall from the sky)
Lego: SAVE YOUR MILK DA APOCALYPSE IS HERE
BeatlesBox: expand dong
Alex Clare: I CANT HIDE NO MORE
(The miller beer crushes Alex Clare)
Bagel: I ALWAYS PASSED THIS COMPANY IN NOVEMBER
Lego: COME PLAY WITH US
Terminator: SAY GOODBYE
terminoob: SBC is better
(Bagel and Lego get crushed by the miller beer)
Ron Burgundy: YES VERY AMAZING WONDERFUL COMBO BRILLIANT
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By the way, when Bagel says "Image" there was originally an image there, which didn't get copy/pasted correctly, making it just say image. You can see the episode with the image here: http://dashopmania.freeforums.org/27a-chat-conversation-t552.html
Also, here's a sneek peek at the next episode:
(The two yell over each other inaudibly, until ssj grabs their mouths)
ssj: Now, I'm gonna unlock your topics. And I want you to say what it is you're gonna say.
Both: HE SAID MR. ENTER!
ssj: *gasps* Do my ears deceive me? You two should get warning points! (drags both outside) Never use that word or any of the 13 words! Now stay here. I'll be back. (puts on Arnold Schwarzenegger sunglasses and walks inside)
BobSponge: What'll happen to us?
Bagel: We'll probably get a warning point!
(BobSponge imagines a giant arrow pointing to him saying "THIS MAN HAS A WARNING" and everyone laughing)
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The episode on Friday was literally just made like 3 days ago and crazily rushed because it was going to be in Season 3 but there was a possibility that it wouldn't be revelent anymore. So yeah, a rescheduling has happened.
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late but it's not like you guys rapidly check this thread
Enter Mouth
Written by BagelsinEurope, completely ripped off from "Sailor Mouth" from SpongeBob
(We see ssj at Bagel's job)
ssj: Well, it's the worst time of the day. When I can stop sitting on my butt and doing nothing yet still making profit! (flips sign to closed)
Bagel: Well, see you in the A.M., ssj!
ssj: Not yet, Bagel! Empty the recycle bin. (Popeye holds up a trash bag)
Bagel: (gasps) ssj, you shouldn't talk about Popeye like that!
Popeye: He means the spam, you troll.
(Bagel walks to the dumpster)
Bagel (singing): Locking up the spam, locking up the spam.
(Bagel tosses the trash in the dumpster)
Bagel: Hey, dumpster writing! Let's see "Up with spam, down with reasonable topics!" (laughs) "Bots are people too" Ha, those bots. Here's one someone didn't finish. "Popeye smells" (writes) "good". There, done. Hey, what's this? "ssj is a Mr. Enter?" What does that word mean?
Garbage Man (disgusted): Do you like your mother's posts with that mouth?
Bagel: Well, sometimes, but not recently.
BobSponge: Hi Garbage Man! Hi Bagel!
Bagel: Oh, hey BobSponge! Do you know what this word means?
BobSponge: "ssj" Isn't that the skinny sweaty man you work for?
Bagel: No, not that word, THAT word (points).
BobSponge: Hmm...Mr. Enter. Hey, I think I know what that word means! That's one of those sentence enhances.
Bagel: Sentence enhancers?
BobSponge: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!
Bagel: Oh, I get it! Let me try! Hello, BobSponge. Lovely Mr. Enter day we're having.
BobSponge: Why yes, Bagel. This Mr. Enter day is particularly Mr. Enter lovely!
Bagel: How Mr. Enter right you are, BobSponge!
(The two say "Mr. Enter" several times)
Bagel: BobSponge, you're right! My lips are tingling because of the spiciness of this conversation!
BobSponge: Mine too!
(Both laugh)
(Cut to the next day at Bagel's job)
Bagel: Hello, fellow workers, nice Mr. Enter day we're having!
Guy: *gasps* Did he just say?
Pirate: Aye, he did.
BobSponge (sitting at table near the workplace): Pretty Mr. Enter good, Bagel.
Bagel: (taps the microphone and speaks into it) Attention everybody, for lunch break, today's special is a Mr. Enter hamburger served in a greasy Mr. Enter sauce and grilled to Mr. Enter perfection. And don't forget to ask us to Mr. Enter the fries. It will be our Mr. Enter pleasure.
(Popeye walks by)
Bagel: Hi Popeye, how the Mr. Enter are ya?
BobSponge: Nice Mr. Enter day, isn't it Popeye?
Worker: I'm not gonna work here with coworkers with THAT profanity. I'm getting out of here.
Worker 2: I thought we had a swear censor here!
(All the other workers leave)
ssj: Hey! You need to get back to work and make me money!
E.V.I.L.: People with that mouth are trash.
ssj: What the? Come back! I need to have workers to make money! Popeye! Why are my workers turning on me?
Popeye: Those two trolls have learned a new word.
ssj: What word?
(Popeye whispers into ssj's ear, and ssj gasps)
ssj: BAGEL AND OTHER GUY, FRONT AND CENTER! I DON'T WANT YOU USING THAT WORD ON A KID'S SITE!
Bagel: But we were just using our sentence enhancers.
BobSponge: Yeah, it's like fancy rich guy talk.
ssj: THERE IS NOTHING FANCY ABOUT THAT BAD WORD!
Bagel and BobSponge: Bad word? We have to edit our posts!
ssj: Yes, that's one of the 13 bad words you should never say!
Popeye: I thought there were only 7.
ssj: Not if you're a deep web surfer.
Popeye: I gave up the job when I found Smellypoop.comtopia.
ssj: Ok, Bagel and whoever you are, I don't want you using that word.
(Cut to the two playing Poop or Scoop at Bagel's house)
Bagel: Gee I'm glad ssj told us that word was bad.
BobSponge: Yeah. Sophisticates like us shouldn't be seen cursing
(Bagel rolls the dice)
Bagel: Darn it, I got poop.
(BobSponge rolls the dice)
BobSponge: Woo, I got scoop!
(Bagel rolls again)
Bagel: Ugh, poop.
(BobSponge rolls)
BobSponge: Yay, scoop! Better be careful Bagel, if you get poop again you lose!
(Bagel rolls and it lands on scoop. However, the dices jump to scoop)
BobSponge: You lose.
Bagel: RRRGH...MR. ENTER!
BobSponge: *gasp* You said a bad word...
Bagel: Well...BobSponge...you gotta see...some things just slip out...you understand ...
BobSponge: Oh, I understand...(runs to bagel's job) SSJ! SSJ!
Bagel (running): Wait! BobSponge! Please don't tell!
BobSponge: But you said Mr. Enter!
Bagel: Aha! Now I can tell on you!
BobSponge: Not if I tell first!
(The two run to Bagel's job)
Both: SSJ! SSJ!
ssj: What is it?
(The two yell over each other inaudibly, until ssj grabs their mouths)
ssj: Now, I'm gonna unlock your topics. And I want you to say what it is you're gonna say.
Both: HE SAID MR. ENTER!
ssj: *gasps* Do my ears deceive me? You two should get warning points! (drags both outside) Never use that word or any of the 13 words! Now stay here. I'll be back. (puts on Arnold Schwarzenegger sunglasses and walks inside)
BobSponge: What'll happen to us?
Bagel: We'll probably get a warning point!
(BobSponge imagines a giant arrow pointing to him saying "THIS MAN HAS A WARNING" and everyone laughing)
Bagel: I'm sorry BobSponge. ssj was right. There's no need for words like that.
BobSponge: I'm sorry too, Bagel.
Bagel: Let's make a vow to never post any of those 13 words again like good'ol ssj.
(The two shake hands)
BobSponge: Agreed!
ssj: Alright you two spammers. As punishment for swearing on a kids site, you're gonna paint a whole new skin for the forums-(trips on a rock)! OW! OW! MY MR. ENTER FOOT! WHO THE ADVERTISING PUTS A PIEGUYRULZ ROCK IN A EMOTE SPAM PATH? CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A BROKEN SHOUTBOX FOOT HERE? OH FLAME WAR! BLOG REVIEWS!
Bagel: 5, 6, 7...
ssj: A WHOLE LOTTA CAPS LOCK, AND A SIDE OF SQUIDIAM! A HEAPING HELP OF CHAT FIGHTS, AND A BOATLOAD OF HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD!
BobSponge: 11...
ssj: HYPOCRITES! OH, HAPPYBOB...
Bagel: That's all 13! We're gonna tell your mom, ssj!
ssj: No wait! Not me mommy! I don't think her little old heart can take it!
(The three run to the house and then explain the situation to ssj's mom, swearing several times)
ssj's mom: *gasps* My dear old heart. *faints*
ssj (catches ssj's mom): Oh dear mother! What have these foul mouths done to you? You two should be ashamed!
ssj's mom: You should all be ashamed! If you're gonna talk like deep web surfers, you're gonna work like deep web surfers!
(We cut to the three painting ssj's mom's house, except for BobSponge, who is painting the ground)
ssj's mom: I guess you scallywags have earned some lemonade. (laughs) (trips on rock) YEOW! My (horn) foot)
Bagel, BobSponge and ssj: *gasp* ssj's mom?
ssj's mom: What? It's just OMLJ's jalopy.
OLMJ: Howdy! (honks horn)
(Everyone laughs)
Enter Mouth
Written by BagelsinEurope, completely ripped off from "Sailor Mouth" from SpongeBob
(We see ssj at Bagel's job)
ssj: Well, it's the worst time of the day. When I can stop sitting on my butt and doing nothing yet still making profit! (flips sign to closed)
Bagel: Well, see you in the A.M., ssj!
ssj: Not yet, Bagel! Empty the recycle bin. (Popeye holds up a trash bag)
Bagel: (gasps) ssj, you shouldn't talk about Popeye like that!
Popeye: He means the spam, you troll.
(Bagel walks to the dumpster)
Bagel (singing): Locking up the spam, locking up the spam.
(Bagel tosses the trash in the dumpster)
Bagel: Hey, dumpster writing! Let's see "Up with spam, down with reasonable topics!" (laughs) "Bots are people too" Ha, those bots. Here's one someone didn't finish. "Popeye smells" (writes) "good". There, done. Hey, what's this? "ssj is a Mr. Enter?" What does that word mean?
Garbage Man (disgusted): Do you like your mother's posts with that mouth?
Bagel: Well, sometimes, but not recently.
BobSponge: Hi Garbage Man! Hi Bagel!
Bagel: Oh, hey BobSponge! Do you know what this word means?
BobSponge: "ssj" Isn't that the skinny sweaty man you work for?
Bagel: No, not that word, THAT word (points).
BobSponge: Hmm...Mr. Enter. Hey, I think I know what that word means! That's one of those sentence enhances.
Bagel: Sentence enhancers?
BobSponge: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!
Bagel: Oh, I get it! Let me try! Hello, BobSponge. Lovely Mr. Enter day we're having.
BobSponge: Why yes, Bagel. This Mr. Enter day is particularly Mr. Enter lovely!
Bagel: How Mr. Enter right you are, BobSponge!
(The two say "Mr. Enter" several times)
Bagel: BobSponge, you're right! My lips are tingling because of the spiciness of this conversation!
BobSponge: Mine too!
(Both laugh)
(Cut to the next day at Bagel's job)
Bagel: Hello, fellow workers, nice Mr. Enter day we're having!
Guy: *gasps* Did he just say?
Pirate: Aye, he did.
BobSponge (sitting at table near the workplace): Pretty Mr. Enter good, Bagel.
Bagel: (taps the microphone and speaks into it) Attention everybody, for lunch break, today's special is a Mr. Enter hamburger served in a greasy Mr. Enter sauce and grilled to Mr. Enter perfection. And don't forget to ask us to Mr. Enter the fries. It will be our Mr. Enter pleasure.
(Popeye walks by)
Bagel: Hi Popeye, how the Mr. Enter are ya?
BobSponge: Nice Mr. Enter day, isn't it Popeye?
Worker: I'm not gonna work here with coworkers with THAT profanity. I'm getting out of here.
Worker 2: I thought we had a swear censor here!
(All the other workers leave)
ssj: Hey! You need to get back to work and make me money!
E.V.I.L.: People with that mouth are trash.
ssj: What the? Come back! I need to have workers to make money! Popeye! Why are my workers turning on me?
Popeye: Those two trolls have learned a new word.
ssj: What word?
(Popeye whispers into ssj's ear, and ssj gasps)
ssj: BAGEL AND OTHER GUY, FRONT AND CENTER! I DON'T WANT YOU USING THAT WORD ON A KID'S SITE!
Bagel: But we were just using our sentence enhancers.
BobSponge: Yeah, it's like fancy rich guy talk.
ssj: THERE IS NOTHING FANCY ABOUT THAT BAD WORD!
Bagel and BobSponge: Bad word? We have to edit our posts!
ssj: Yes, that's one of the 13 bad words you should never say!
Popeye: I thought there were only 7.
ssj: Not if you're a deep web surfer.
Popeye: I gave up the job when I found Smellypoop.comtopia.
ssj: Ok, Bagel and whoever you are, I don't want you using that word.
(Cut to the two playing Poop or Scoop at Bagel's house)
Bagel: Gee I'm glad ssj told us that word was bad.
BobSponge: Yeah. Sophisticates like us shouldn't be seen cursing
(Bagel rolls the dice)
Bagel: Darn it, I got poop.
(BobSponge rolls the dice)
BobSponge: Woo, I got scoop!
(Bagel rolls again)
Bagel: Ugh, poop.
(BobSponge rolls)
BobSponge: Yay, scoop! Better be careful Bagel, if you get poop again you lose!
(Bagel rolls and it lands on scoop. However, the dices jump to scoop)
BobSponge: You lose.
Bagel: RRRGH...MR. ENTER!
BobSponge: *gasp* You said a bad word...
Bagel: Well...BobSponge...you gotta see...some things just slip out...you understand ...
BobSponge: Oh, I understand...(runs to bagel's job) SSJ! SSJ!
Bagel (running): Wait! BobSponge! Please don't tell!
BobSponge: But you said Mr. Enter!
Bagel: Aha! Now I can tell on you!
BobSponge: Not if I tell first!
(The two run to Bagel's job)
Both: SSJ! SSJ!
ssj: What is it?
(The two yell over each other inaudibly, until ssj grabs their mouths)
ssj: Now, I'm gonna unlock your topics. And I want you to say what it is you're gonna say.
Both: HE SAID MR. ENTER!
ssj: *gasps* Do my ears deceive me? You two should get warning points! (drags both outside) Never use that word or any of the 13 words! Now stay here. I'll be back. (puts on Arnold Schwarzenegger sunglasses and walks inside)
BobSponge: What'll happen to us?
Bagel: We'll probably get a warning point!
(BobSponge imagines a giant arrow pointing to him saying "THIS MAN HAS A WARNING" and everyone laughing)
Bagel: I'm sorry BobSponge. ssj was right. There's no need for words like that.
BobSponge: I'm sorry too, Bagel.
Bagel: Let's make a vow to never post any of those 13 words again like good'ol ssj.
(The two shake hands)
BobSponge: Agreed!
ssj: Alright you two spammers. As punishment for swearing on a kids site, you're gonna paint a whole new skin for the forums-(trips on a rock)! OW! OW! MY MR. ENTER FOOT! WHO THE ADVERTISING PUTS A PIEGUYRULZ ROCK IN A EMOTE SPAM PATH? CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A BROKEN SHOUTBOX FOOT HERE? OH FLAME WAR! BLOG REVIEWS!
Bagel: 5, 6, 7...
ssj: A WHOLE LOTTA CAPS LOCK, AND A SIDE OF SQUIDIAM! A HEAPING HELP OF CHAT FIGHTS, AND A BOATLOAD OF HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD!
BobSponge: 11...
ssj: HYPOCRITES! OH, HAPPYBOB...
Bagel: That's all 13! We're gonna tell your mom, ssj!
ssj: No wait! Not me mommy! I don't think her little old heart can take it!
(The three run to the house and then explain the situation to ssj's mom, swearing several times)
ssj's mom: *gasps* My dear old heart. *faints*
ssj (catches ssj's mom): Oh dear mother! What have these foul mouths done to you? You two should be ashamed!
ssj's mom: You should all be ashamed! If you're gonna talk like deep web surfers, you're gonna work like deep web surfers!
(We cut to the three painting ssj's mom's house, except for BobSponge, who is painting the ground)
ssj's mom: I guess you scallywags have earned some lemonade. (laughs) (trips on rock) YEOW! My (horn) foot)
Bagel, BobSponge and ssj: *gasp* ssj's mom?
ssj's mom: What? It's just OMLJ's jalopy.
OLMJ: Howdy! (honks horn)
(Everyone laughs)
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I Ate Those Food
Written by BrickSponge2015
Miles: I ate those food
Prez: STOP IT ALREADY!
Miles: I ate those food
(Prez is crouching on the ground, crying)
Prez: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Miles: I ate those food
Prez: CAN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE?
Miles: I ate those food
Prez: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Prez runs to his lab, locking the door behind him) I have to find some way to get him to stop.
(Prez peeks out of the window)
Miles: I ate those food
(Brick is walking by)
Brick: I love that video! GARFIELF, YOU FAT CAT! WHY ARE YOU SO BIG AND FAT?
Miles: I ate those food
Brick: I HATE ALRAM CLOCKS
Miles: I ate those food
Brick: I’M AM HUNGRY I WANT SOME LASAGA
(Prez closes the window. We see a very dim light coming in through the shades, but the room is otherwise completely dark)
Prez: Hmm… his accomplice. I NEED INFORMATION!
(We cut to a thunderstorm happening above the city. We see Prez’s silhouette as he tiptoes past Drifter’s house)
Prez: Almost there…
(Drifter pops out of nowhere. We see a creepy close-up of the Drifter’s face as he gets soaked by rain and the lightning is reflected in his eyes with awesome lighting)
Drifter: (incredibly low-pitched deep and scary voice) YOUR HOME SHALL BE INVADED BY PERILOUS SQUARE SNAILS
Prez: Uh, okay.
(Prez keeps walking until he reaches Brick’s house and jumps in the window. He sees Brick watching funny videos on his computer)
Prez: Uh, excuse me, one who is known as BrickFungal25?
Brick: You mean BrickSponge?
Prez: ...sure. What is this “Garfielf” you speak of?
Brick: You haven’t seen Garfielf? It’s, like, the funniest video ever!
(Brick brings up the video)
John: (on screen) WHERE ARE THE THREE CHEESE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Garfielf: (on screen) I ate those food
(Prez turns away from the computer and starts laughing maniacally)
Prez: FREEDOM IS AHEAD! FREEDOM!
Brick: #2muchcapslock4me
(Prez opens the door to his lab, where pixelated snails are eating his belongings)
Prez: wat
(Cut to Prez on his computer wearing headphones with a large piece of machinery plugged into it with awesome dark lighting)
Prez: My plan is all coming together! I will be tormented by the quoting one no longer!
(Prez clicks on something. Cut to SBMtopia next morning)
Miles: Good morning world! Time for my daily viewing of Garfielf.
(Miles clicks to watch the video. The screen displays “This video cannot be viewed in your country”)
Miles: Wha… wha…
(Miles starts spinning around and falls down. He gets up onto his knees, and we pan out of the city upwards as he screams)
Miles: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
BobSponge: DLES!
SpongeCob: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IS FOR NOODLES!
(We see a montage of SBMtopia citizens trying to watch the video and getting the error message with sad piano music. Brick throws his computer into a trash compactor, wiping away a tear. E.V.I.L is crying confetti and sausages. Storm delivers a pizza to a sad Moxley. She opens the box, and on the pizza “R.I.P Garfielf” is spelled out in pepperoni. Spongy becomes huge and starts shooting laser beams at a building as people run away screaming, still with the sad slow piano music. Somebody opens a mailbox, and TheOpenWindowManiac is sitting inside, sobbing. JakeFromStateFarm skywrites “We always loved you Garfielf- also try our insurance discounts”. The Geico manager sadly shoots down his plane. The montage ends with everybody gathered in town square at sunset, right outside town hall)
Miles: I almost haven’t said that thing I used to say all the time once for an entire day!
Brick: What thing?
Miles: You know, the thing Garfielf said.
Brick: I know, but what did he say?
Miles: I can’t remember.
(The sun sets)
Miles: Oh my gosh! I actually went an entire day without saying… the thing.
Prez: YES! MY PLAN WORKED!
(Prez is dancing, when suddenly a white light shines on him. He freezes in mid-air. The crowd gasps and points up at the sky. A UFO lands in the middle of the city. A hatch in it opens, and Billy Mays walks out)
Popeye: Billy Mays? I thought you were dead!
Billy Mays: (evil, scary voice) That’s what I wanted you to think… you fools.
Brick: Told you he’d come from space!
(Billy Mays’ head turns around at a 90 degree angle. He screams, and flies forwards with his body backwards. He keeps going forward above the road for about 30 feet. Then, he turns around and flies forward extremely fast and rams into Moxley. She passes out)
Kevin: Oh my god! Moxley, are you okay?
(Moxley slowly turns into Billy Mays)
Moxley: Your god can’t help you now.
(Moxley strangles Kevin until he dies. Kevin then reincarnates as Billy Mays)
Kevin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Moxley, Kevin, and Billy Mays fly around the city turning people into Oxi-Clean Zombies. Bagel, Brick, IAmBagel, Miles and Prez are all standing in the middle of town square, huddled together)
Bagel: DUDE! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
IAmBagel: Aw, we almost had an episode without the main character.
Miles: I’m normal.
(SpongeBob comes out of the ground, with his eyes on fire)
SpongeBob: SAYONARA SUCKERS
Brick: That’s it! The world order!
Bagel: BRICK! YOU’RE A GENIUS!
(The lion Moxley morphed into from #dream comes out of a portal with GriffBob in its mouth)
Bagel: Oops.
GriffBob: I’M SO FANCY! YOU ALREADY KNOW!
(SBMtopia town hall transforms into a giant robotic spider and runs away spitting venom)
IAmBagel: WHAT DID WE DO THAT TIME?
(A live-action hand falls out of the sky and crushes IAmBagel)
Bagel: TV TROPES! THAT SOLVES EVERYTHING!
Brick: UNCANNY VALLEY!
Prez: GENIUS DITZ!
Bagel: ART SHIFT!
Brick: BROKEN BASE!
Prez: NOTHING IS SCARIER!
Bagel: BLIPVERT!
(They keep naming tropes until an orange bubble comes out of Miles’ mouth)
Prez: Uh… that’s not good.
Bagel: Maybe we should stop breaking the 4th wall.
Brick: The 4th wall already got smashed into little tiny bite-sized pieces!
Bagel: Isn’t that part of a SpongeBob quote?
Brick: Yeah, it’s from Band Geeks.
Storm: Hey guys! Mail’s here!
(Storm gets bitten by a Billy Mays zombie and collapses to the ground. As he falls, a letter flies into Bagel’s hands)
Prez: He’s the mailman now?
Bagel: OH MY GOD! NICK’S SUEING US!
Brick: Look at that!
(The rest of the group turns around to see Brick pointing at the sky)
IAmBagel: Yeah. Stars. Amazing, aren’t they?
Brick: No! The 4th wall!
Bagel: (gasp) YOU SEE IT TOO?
(The sky suddenly turns into a ton of little blocks, which tumble onto the ground. Behind the broken 4th wall/sky, we see -YOUR NAME HERE- reading the topic)
Prez: Who’s -YOUR NAME HERE-?
-YOUR NAME HERE-: Hi. Have you met my best friend, Nobody?
Nobody: sup bros
Miles: THE BAD PUNS
(Miles faints. The orange bubble coming out his mouth pops and shoots air in all directions. Nobody gets blown away by the explosion)
Brick: Aw, Nobody seemed really cool.
Prez: LOOK WHAT CAME OUT OF THE BUBBLE!
(A giant black blob is standing right next to them)
Bagel: What is it?
Benson from Regular Show: I DON’T CARE! GET BACK TO WORK!
Bagel: Wait, where’d IAmBagel go?
Benson: I AM IAMBAGEL, YOU IDIOTS!
(The blob barfs a random string of letters and numbers on a building. The building implodes, and several words and phrases float out of it and land on the ground. Prez picks up one of the words)
Prez: Wait… these are tropes!
(A red eye comes out of the blob. We see several screenshots from TV and movies appear for 0.000000000001 seconds in its eyes. It barfs out a tropes onto the ground)
Bagel: “Freeze-Frame Bonus”
(The giant eye starts glitching out. Suddenly, it transforms into a giant TV Tropes robot)
Brick: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
(Test Pattern)
Zombie GriffBob: Oxi-Clean… Brains… Classic Censoring…
(Brick shoots GriffBob in the face with his brick gun. Bagel, Prez, and IAmBagel look horrified)
Bagel: BRICK! YOU JUST KILLED GRIFFBOB!
Brick: Remember! Status Quo Is God!
(Prez suddenly gets a unicorn horn)
Prez: STOP NOT BEING AN IDIOT!
Bagel: Actually, he has a point.
(Prez’s unicorn horn opens up and fireworks shoot out of it. In the sky, the explosion is shaped like a chihuahua)
Bagel: If Status Quo Is God, it doesn’t matter if everyone dies! We’ll all be alive in the next episode! See you next week, loyal viewers!
(beat)
Bagel: I’m sorry, that usually works. We just need to ride this episode out until it’s over.
(Cut to Bagel, Brick, IAmBagel, and Prez running through the city)
Bagel: WE JUST NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE EPISODE WITHOUT BEING OUT OF CHARACTER OR ADDING SOME DANGEROUS TROPE!
Brick: Well, I’m pretty sure that-
(Prez puts tape over Brick’s mouth)
Brick: Mmm… silenced.
IAmBagel: Wait! So if we mention any tropes, they become part of our nonexistent at the time of writing TV Tropes page?
Bagel: Yeah, your point being…?
(The TV Tropes robot shoots tropes all over the city)
Bagel: RUN!
(They all start running)
Prez: WHERE’S MILES?
IAmBagel: BACK THERE!
(We see Miles lying unconscious in town square)
Bagel: HE’S GAINING ON US!
(The TV Tropes robot shoots a trope at the ground in front of them. They jump over it)
Prez: DON’T READ ANY OF THE TROPES!
(They make it to the border of the city. The gate is open)
Bagel: OKAY! WE’LL HIDE OUT IN SBCTOPIA!
(The original Billy Mays shows up at the toll booth to leave the city and closes the gate just as they are about to jump out)
Billy Mays: END OF THE LINE!
(Prez slides under the gate)
Bagel: Phht. You know we can just jump over the top of the gate, right?
(Bagel tries to jump over the gate, and hits an invisible wall)
Bagel: Ow.
(Bagel, Brick, and IAmBagel run back the way they came)
Bagel: PREZ! HELP US!
(Bagel looks behind his shoulder just in time to see Prez disappear behind a hill)
Bagel: Well, we’re screwed.
IAmBagel: No! We can make it!
(They run back into town square, where Miles is laying there, passed out. The Billy Mays zombies surround them)
Bagel: QUICK! LET’S GET INSIDE!
(IAmBagel, Bagel, and Brick carry Miles into town hall and board up all the windows and doors)
IAmBagel: Okay, we’re safe.
(The TV Tropes robot rips the roof off of Town Hall, and drops in a trope)
Brick: (rips tape off) COVER YOUR EYES, CHILDREN!
(Billy Mays Zombie Prohibit breaks down the door)
Bagel: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. We’re screwed.
IAmBagel: Wait! Maybe we should look at the trope. It could be something that could help us fight the zombies!
Bagel: Okay, I’m risking it.
(Bagel reads the trope)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Brick: What is it?
Bagel: “Killed Off For Real”.
Brick: Oh god.
(Bagel pulls out an iPhone)
Bagel: Okay. I know what to do.
(Bagel goes to the SBM Show TV Tropes page, edits the page, and deletes everything)
Bagel: Okay, that should do it.
(Earth explodes)
Bagel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(Everything that was in SBMtopia slowly gets sucked into a black hole)
Bagel: The episode’s still not over?
Brick: Okay. I know what to do. We need to find the root of the problem!
(Bagel slaps Miles as the city gets sucked into the black hole. Miles wakes up after a minute or so)
Miles: What? What’s happening?
Bagel: SAY YOUR CATCHPHRASE!
Miles: Uh…
Bagel: IT’S FROM THAT VIDEO! GARFIELF!
Miles: I CAN’T REMEMBER!
(Bagel, Miles, and Brick swim through space over to Prez)
Bagel: PREZ! PUT THE VIDEO BACK UP!
Prez: How did you know it was me?
(We see a gross, detailed close-up of Brick wearing sunglasses)
Bagel: JUST SAVE THE CITY!
Prez: WHY SHOULD I?
Bagel: YOU’RE GOING TO DIE TOO!
(beat)
Prez: I’ll get to uploading that video.
(Prez gets on his computer just as he, Bagel, Miles, IAmBagel, and Brick are about to be sucked into the black hole)
John: (on screen) WHERE ARE THE THREE CHEESE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Garfielf: (on screen) I ate those-
(The computer gets sucked into the black hole)
Bagel: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Miles, please! You have to remember! You need to save the city.
Miles: I ate those… I ate those…
(beat)
Miles: I. Ate. Those. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
(We see a bright flash of light. The city is back to normal. We see everybody wake up in town square)
Brick: Aww… what just happened?
Bagel: You saved the-
(The TV Tropes robot and the Billy Mays UFO appear out of nowhere)
Prez: Uh, you screwed up again! Thanks a lot, dude.
Brick: WELL I DON’T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
(Brick explodes into confetti and sausages)
Bagel: So wait, is Killed Off For Real still in place?
Prez: Let’s just say this. Status Quo Is God.
The End… Or Is It? SEQUEL HOOK!
I Ate Those Food
Written by BrickSponge2015
Miles: I ate those food
Prez: STOP IT ALREADY!
Miles: I ate those food
(Prez is crouching on the ground, crying)
Prez: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Miles: I ate those food
Prez: CAN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE?
Miles: I ate those food
Prez: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Prez runs to his lab, locking the door behind him) I have to find some way to get him to stop.
(Prez peeks out of the window)
Miles: I ate those food
(Brick is walking by)
Brick: I love that video! GARFIELF, YOU FAT CAT! WHY ARE YOU SO BIG AND FAT?
Miles: I ate those food
Brick: I HATE ALRAM CLOCKS
Miles: I ate those food
Brick: I’M AM HUNGRY I WANT SOME LASAGA
(Prez closes the window. We see a very dim light coming in through the shades, but the room is otherwise completely dark)
Prez: Hmm… his accomplice. I NEED INFORMATION!
(We cut to a thunderstorm happening above the city. We see Prez’s silhouette as he tiptoes past Drifter’s house)
Prez: Almost there…
(Drifter pops out of nowhere. We see a creepy close-up of the Drifter’s face as he gets soaked by rain and the lightning is reflected in his eyes with awesome lighting)
Drifter: (incredibly low-pitched deep and scary voice) YOUR HOME SHALL BE INVADED BY PERILOUS SQUARE SNAILS
Prez: Uh, okay.
(Prez keeps walking until he reaches Brick’s house and jumps in the window. He sees Brick watching funny videos on his computer)
Prez: Uh, excuse me, one who is known as BrickFungal25?
Brick: You mean BrickSponge?
Prez: ...sure. What is this “Garfielf” you speak of?
Brick: You haven’t seen Garfielf? It’s, like, the funniest video ever!
(Brick brings up the video)
John: (on screen) WHERE ARE THE THREE CHEESE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Garfielf: (on screen) I ate those food
(Prez turns away from the computer and starts laughing maniacally)
Prez: FREEDOM IS AHEAD! FREEDOM!
Brick: #2muchcapslock4me
(Prez opens the door to his lab, where pixelated snails are eating his belongings)
Prez: wat
(Cut to Prez on his computer wearing headphones with a large piece of machinery plugged into it with awesome dark lighting)
Prez: My plan is all coming together! I will be tormented by the quoting one no longer!
(Prez clicks on something. Cut to SBMtopia next morning)
Miles: Good morning world! Time for my daily viewing of Garfielf.
(Miles clicks to watch the video. The screen displays “This video cannot be viewed in your country”)
Miles: Wha… wha…
(Miles starts spinning around and falls down. He gets up onto his knees, and we pan out of the city upwards as he screams)
Miles: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
BobSponge: DLES!
SpongeCob: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IS FOR NOODLES!
(We see a montage of SBMtopia citizens trying to watch the video and getting the error message with sad piano music. Brick throws his computer into a trash compactor, wiping away a tear. E.V.I.L is crying confetti and sausages. Storm delivers a pizza to a sad Moxley. She opens the box, and on the pizza “R.I.P Garfielf” is spelled out in pepperoni. Spongy becomes huge and starts shooting laser beams at a building as people run away screaming, still with the sad slow piano music. Somebody opens a mailbox, and TheOpenWindowManiac is sitting inside, sobbing. JakeFromStateFarm skywrites “We always loved you Garfielf- also try our insurance discounts”. The Geico manager sadly shoots down his plane. The montage ends with everybody gathered in town square at sunset, right outside town hall)
Miles: I almost haven’t said that thing I used to say all the time once for an entire day!
Brick: What thing?
Miles: You know, the thing Garfielf said.
Brick: I know, but what did he say?
Miles: I can’t remember.
(The sun sets)
Miles: Oh my gosh! I actually went an entire day without saying… the thing.
Prez: YES! MY PLAN WORKED!
(Prez is dancing, when suddenly a white light shines on him. He freezes in mid-air. The crowd gasps and points up at the sky. A UFO lands in the middle of the city. A hatch in it opens, and Billy Mays walks out)
Popeye: Billy Mays? I thought you were dead!
Billy Mays: (evil, scary voice) That’s what I wanted you to think… you fools.
Brick: Told you he’d come from space!
(Billy Mays’ head turns around at a 90 degree angle. He screams, and flies forwards with his body backwards. He keeps going forward above the road for about 30 feet. Then, he turns around and flies forward extremely fast and rams into Moxley. She passes out)
Kevin: Oh my god! Moxley, are you okay?
(Moxley slowly turns into Billy Mays)
Moxley: Your god can’t help you now.
(Moxley strangles Kevin until he dies. Kevin then reincarnates as Billy Mays)
Kevin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Moxley, Kevin, and Billy Mays fly around the city turning people into Oxi-Clean Zombies. Bagel, Brick, IAmBagel, Miles and Prez are all standing in the middle of town square, huddled together)
Bagel: DUDE! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
IAmBagel: Aw, we almost had an episode without the main character.
Miles: I’m normal.
(SpongeBob comes out of the ground, with his eyes on fire)
SpongeBob: SAYONARA SUCKERS
Brick: That’s it! The world order!
Bagel: BRICK! YOU’RE A GENIUS!
(The lion Moxley morphed into from #dream comes out of a portal with GriffBob in its mouth)
Bagel: Oops.
GriffBob: I’M SO FANCY! YOU ALREADY KNOW!
(SBMtopia town hall transforms into a giant robotic spider and runs away spitting venom)
IAmBagel: WHAT DID WE DO THAT TIME?
(A live-action hand falls out of the sky and crushes IAmBagel)
Bagel: TV TROPES! THAT SOLVES EVERYTHING!
Brick: UNCANNY VALLEY!
Prez: GENIUS DITZ!
Bagel: ART SHIFT!
Brick: BROKEN BASE!
Prez: NOTHING IS SCARIER!
Bagel: BLIPVERT!
(They keep naming tropes until an orange bubble comes out of Miles’ mouth)
Prez: Uh… that’s not good.
Bagel: Maybe we should stop breaking the 4th wall.
Brick: The 4th wall already got smashed into little tiny bite-sized pieces!
Bagel: Isn’t that part of a SpongeBob quote?
Brick: Yeah, it’s from Band Geeks.
Storm: Hey guys! Mail’s here!
(Storm gets bitten by a Billy Mays zombie and collapses to the ground. As he falls, a letter flies into Bagel’s hands)
Prez: He’s the mailman now?
Bagel: OH MY GOD! NICK’S SUEING US!
Brick: Look at that!
(The rest of the group turns around to see Brick pointing at the sky)
IAmBagel: Yeah. Stars. Amazing, aren’t they?
Brick: No! The 4th wall!
Bagel: (gasp) YOU SEE IT TOO?
(The sky suddenly turns into a ton of little blocks, which tumble onto the ground. Behind the broken 4th wall/sky, we see -YOUR NAME HERE- reading the topic)
Prez: Who’s -YOUR NAME HERE-?
-YOUR NAME HERE-: Hi. Have you met my best friend, Nobody?
Nobody: sup bros
Miles: THE BAD PUNS
(Miles faints. The orange bubble coming out his mouth pops and shoots air in all directions. Nobody gets blown away by the explosion)
Brick: Aw, Nobody seemed really cool.
Prez: LOOK WHAT CAME OUT OF THE BUBBLE!
(A giant black blob is standing right next to them)
Bagel: What is it?
Benson from Regular Show: I DON’T CARE! GET BACK TO WORK!
Bagel: Wait, where’d IAmBagel go?
Benson: I AM IAMBAGEL, YOU IDIOTS!
(The blob barfs a random string of letters and numbers on a building. The building implodes, and several words and phrases float out of it and land on the ground. Prez picks up one of the words)
Prez: Wait… these are tropes!
(A red eye comes out of the blob. We see several screenshots from TV and movies appear for 0.000000000001 seconds in its eyes. It barfs out a tropes onto the ground)
Bagel: “Freeze-Frame Bonus”
(The giant eye starts glitching out. Suddenly, it transforms into a giant TV Tropes robot)
Brick: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
(Test Pattern)
Zombie GriffBob: Oxi-Clean… Brains… Classic Censoring…
(Brick shoots GriffBob in the face with his brick gun. Bagel, Prez, and IAmBagel look horrified)
Bagel: BRICK! YOU JUST KILLED GRIFFBOB!
Brick: Remember! Status Quo Is God!
(Prez suddenly gets a unicorn horn)
Prez: STOP NOT BEING AN IDIOT!
Bagel: Actually, he has a point.
(Prez’s unicorn horn opens up and fireworks shoot out of it. In the sky, the explosion is shaped like a chihuahua)
Bagel: If Status Quo Is God, it doesn’t matter if everyone dies! We’ll all be alive in the next episode! See you next week, loyal viewers!
(beat)
Bagel: I’m sorry, that usually works. We just need to ride this episode out until it’s over.
(Cut to Bagel, Brick, IAmBagel, and Prez running through the city)
Bagel: WE JUST NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE EPISODE WITHOUT BEING OUT OF CHARACTER OR ADDING SOME DANGEROUS TROPE!
Brick: Well, I’m pretty sure that-
(Prez puts tape over Brick’s mouth)
Brick: Mmm… silenced.
IAmBagel: Wait! So if we mention any tropes, they become part of our nonexistent at the time of writing TV Tropes page?
Bagel: Yeah, your point being…?
(The TV Tropes robot shoots tropes all over the city)
Bagel: RUN!
(They all start running)
Prez: WHERE’S MILES?
IAmBagel: BACK THERE!
(We see Miles lying unconscious in town square)
Bagel: HE’S GAINING ON US!
(The TV Tropes robot shoots a trope at the ground in front of them. They jump over it)
Prez: DON’T READ ANY OF THE TROPES!
(They make it to the border of the city. The gate is open)
Bagel: OKAY! WE’LL HIDE OUT IN SBCTOPIA!
(The original Billy Mays shows up at the toll booth to leave the city and closes the gate just as they are about to jump out)
Billy Mays: END OF THE LINE!
(Prez slides under the gate)
Bagel: Phht. You know we can just jump over the top of the gate, right?
(Bagel tries to jump over the gate, and hits an invisible wall)
Bagel: Ow.
(Bagel, Brick, and IAmBagel run back the way they came)
Bagel: PREZ! HELP US!
(Bagel looks behind his shoulder just in time to see Prez disappear behind a hill)
Bagel: Well, we’re screwed.
IAmBagel: No! We can make it!
(They run back into town square, where Miles is laying there, passed out. The Billy Mays zombies surround them)
Bagel: QUICK! LET’S GET INSIDE!
(IAmBagel, Bagel, and Brick carry Miles into town hall and board up all the windows and doors)
IAmBagel: Okay, we’re safe.
(The TV Tropes robot rips the roof off of Town Hall, and drops in a trope)
Brick: (rips tape off) COVER YOUR EYES, CHILDREN!
(Billy Mays Zombie Prohibit breaks down the door)
Bagel: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. We’re screwed.
IAmBagel: Wait! Maybe we should look at the trope. It could be something that could help us fight the zombies!
Bagel: Okay, I’m risking it.
(Bagel reads the trope)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Brick: What is it?
Bagel: “Killed Off For Real”.
Brick: Oh god.
(Bagel pulls out an iPhone)
Bagel: Okay. I know what to do.
(Bagel goes to the SBM Show TV Tropes page, edits the page, and deletes everything)
Bagel: Okay, that should do it.
(Earth explodes)
Bagel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(Everything that was in SBMtopia slowly gets sucked into a black hole)
Bagel: The episode’s still not over?
Brick: Okay. I know what to do. We need to find the root of the problem!
(Bagel slaps Miles as the city gets sucked into the black hole. Miles wakes up after a minute or so)
Miles: What? What’s happening?
Bagel: SAY YOUR CATCHPHRASE!
Miles: Uh…
Bagel: IT’S FROM THAT VIDEO! GARFIELF!
Miles: I CAN’T REMEMBER!
(Bagel, Miles, and Brick swim through space over to Prez)
Bagel: PREZ! PUT THE VIDEO BACK UP!
Prez: How did you know it was me?
(We see a gross, detailed close-up of Brick wearing sunglasses)
Bagel: JUST SAVE THE CITY!
Prez: WHY SHOULD I?
Bagel: YOU’RE GOING TO DIE TOO!
(beat)
Prez: I’ll get to uploading that video.
(Prez gets on his computer just as he, Bagel, Miles, IAmBagel, and Brick are about to be sucked into the black hole)
John: (on screen) WHERE ARE THE THREE CHEESE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Garfielf: (on screen) I ate those-
(The computer gets sucked into the black hole)
Bagel: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Miles, please! You have to remember! You need to save the city.
Miles: I ate those… I ate those…
(beat)
Miles: I. Ate. Those. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
(We see a bright flash of light. The city is back to normal. We see everybody wake up in town square)
Brick: Aww… what just happened?
Bagel: You saved the-
(The TV Tropes robot and the Billy Mays UFO appear out of nowhere)
Prez: Uh, you screwed up again! Thanks a lot, dude.
Brick: WELL I DON’T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
(Brick explodes into confetti and sausages)
Bagel: So wait, is Killed Off For Real still in place?
Prez: Let’s just say this. Status Quo Is God.
The End… Or Is It? SEQUEL HOOK!
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That episode was written as part of S1 so sorry if the pacing was awkward or if there were any OOC moments. I forgot about that one, LOL.
TWO WEEK HIATUS!
Don't worry, though, because we have something awesome coming on 8/28- A five-way crossover between The SBM Show, Kingdumb, Uncle Grandpa, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe! As stupid as it may sound, it's really awesome. Poseidon wrote most of the ep but I helped come up with the plot and wrote a few jokes throughout it. You don't want to miss it, trust me!
Also, it will make no sense if you don't, so this would be a good time to say READ KINGDUMB ON SHOP MANIA
Preview:
Steven!Bagel: You guys can't just attack anyone who you think is weird! I...I thought you learned that from Uncle Grandpa.
Poseidon: None of that was canon, bro.
UncleGrandpa!Drifter: BUT THIS IS
(UncleGrandpa!Drifter shoots Brick in the face)
Bagel: Oh my gosh, Brick! Are you okay?
Brick: (gives thumbs up with giant hole in face)
TWO WEEK HIATUS!
Don't worry, though, because we have something awesome coming on 8/28- A five-way crossover between The SBM Show, Kingdumb, Uncle Grandpa, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe! As stupid as it may sound, it's really awesome. Poseidon wrote most of the ep but I helped come up with the plot and wrote a few jokes throughout it. You don't want to miss it, trust me!
Also, it will make no sense if you don't, so this would be a good time to say READ KINGDUMB ON SHOP MANIA
Preview:
Steven!Bagel: You guys can't just attack anyone who you think is weird! I...I thought you learned that from Uncle Grandpa.
Poseidon: None of that was canon, bro.
UncleGrandpa!Drifter: BUT THIS IS
(UncleGrandpa!Drifter shoots Brick in the face)
Bagel: Oh my gosh, Brick! Are you okay?
Brick: (gives thumbs up with giant hole in face)
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COMING SOON TO DVD THIS 14TH DAY OF AUGUST...
THE SBM SHOW COMPLETE SEASON 1
-All 36 episodes!
-Commentaries by BagelsinEurope on Bologna, The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, The Waffle Maker, Time Traveling Mess and Wackos vs. Wild
-Rigged quiz: Which SBM show character are you?
-SBM Show Season 2 promos
-Bagel spams "Spaghetti" in your PMs!
-Unused episode ideas featurette
-All shorts!
-Bonus Kingdumb episode
-How bagels wrote transcripts in Season 1 featurette
-Brick might make something I guess
For the price of 100 doubloons, you can get all these features and all 36 episodes! If you don't want to pay that much, you can get the upcoming separate DVDs which have these features scattered around.
THE SBM SHOW COMPLETE SEASON 1
-All 36 episodes!
-Commentaries by BagelsinEurope on Bologna, The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, The Waffle Maker, Time Traveling Mess and Wackos vs. Wild
-Rigged quiz: Which SBM show character are you?
-SBM Show Season 2 promos
-Bagel spams "Spaghetti" in your PMs!
-Unused episode ideas featurette
-All shorts!
-Bonus Kingdumb episode
-How bagels wrote transcripts in Season 1 featurette
-Brick might make something I guess
For the price of 100 doubloons, you can get all these features and all 36 episodes! If you don't want to pay that much, you can get the upcoming separate DVDs which have these features scattered around.
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Episode 30 1/2
Meteor Shower
Written by BagelsinEurope
(We open to BobSponge's house)
News Channel: AND THE PERSID METEOR SHOWER IS TONIGHT
BobSponge: OHMYGAWD I DONT WANT METEORS TO KILL ME
(BobSponge runs outside)
BobSponge: GUYS ITS GONNA RAIN METEORS WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Bagel: Dude chill they dissolve in the sky
BobSponge: DISSOLVE? THE METEORS WILL MAKE US DISSOLVE!
Bagel: Chill man you'll be fine
BobSponge: BUT I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY
(BobSponge starts crying)
BobSponge: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE-Hey that meteor shower looks pretty cool. Let's watch!
Meteor Shower
Written by BagelsinEurope
(We open to BobSponge's house)
News Channel: AND THE PERSID METEOR SHOWER IS TONIGHT
BobSponge: OHMYGAWD I DONT WANT METEORS TO KILL ME
(BobSponge runs outside)
BobSponge: GUYS ITS GONNA RAIN METEORS WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Bagel: Dude chill they dissolve in the sky
BobSponge: DISSOLVE? THE METEORS WILL MAKE US DISSOLVE!
Bagel: Chill man you'll be fine
BobSponge: BUT I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY
(BobSponge starts crying)
BobSponge: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE-Hey that meteor shower looks pretty cool. Let's watch!
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Oh lawd this still exist?
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WE HELD ON
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CAN YOUR STORY STAND THROUGH THE TEST OF TIMEBrickSponge2015 said:
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Shut up, bird.
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After months of delays and missed deadlines....... The First Sunny Meadows Episode...... Premieres.......
TOMORROW! DUN DUN DUN!
On Shop Mania
Or see an edited and censored version ON SBM
TOMORROW! DUN DUN DUN!
On Shop Mania
Or see an edited and censored version ON SBM
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THE SBM SHOW COMPLETE SEASON 1
-All 36 episodes!
-Commentaries by BagelsinEurope on Bologna, The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, The Waffle Maker, Time Traveling Mess and Wackos vs. Wild
-Rigged quiz: Which SBM show character are you?
-SBM Show Season 2 promos
-Bagel spams "Spaghetti" in your PMs!
-Unused episode ideas featurette
-All Season 1 shorts!
-Bonus Kingdumb episode
-How bagels wrote transcripts in Season 1 featurette
-Original cut of The Kitchen Sponge (Out of Water) written completely by Brick!
-Krushable Krushers deleted scene
YES WE ADDED MORE STUFF ITS OUT NOW BUY 100 DOUBLOONS
-All 36 episodes!
-Commentaries by BagelsinEurope on Bologna, The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special, The Waffle Maker, Time Traveling Mess and Wackos vs. Wild
-Rigged quiz: Which SBM show character are you?
-SBM Show Season 2 promos
-Bagel spams "Spaghetti" in your PMs!
-Unused episode ideas featurette
-All Season 1 shorts!
-Bonus Kingdumb episode
-How bagels wrote transcripts in Season 1 featurette
-Original cut of The Kitchen Sponge (Out of Water) written completely by Brick!
-Krushable Krushers deleted scene
YES WE ADDED MORE STUFF ITS OUT NOW BUY 100 DOUBLOONS
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NO NOT THE ORIGINAL CUT ITS SO BAD NOBODY CAN SEE IT
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MUAHAHAHA
Seriously it's not that bad it just pales in comparison to the final version