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Happy Fourth of July everyone! To tie in with the holiday, we've got another episode for ya!
Firework Fools
Written by BagelsinEurope
(Bagel walks out of the store with a bunch of fireworks)
Bagel: Ah, fireworks. What better way to celebrate the day SBMtopia became independent from USBtopia.
(Flashback)
Cmonkey: USB IS BETTER THAN SBM HAHA WE OWN YOU
Patrick Star Henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME LIBERTY
Compbrain: THATS UNFAIR
Patrick Star Henry: SUCKS FOR YOU SIGN THIS DOCUMENT
(Patrick Star Henry gives Compbrain a document called "sbmiskewl.txt")
Compbrain: THIS IS RIDICULOUS WHO SIGNED THIS
Peabody Sherman: WHY HELLO I AM PEABODY SHERMAN YES I KILLED ROGER SHERMAN GET OVER IT
todd philips: who framed roger rabbit
Compbrain: WHY ILL KILL PEABODY SHERMAN, JOHN HAM'S COCK, AND GEORGE WASHING MACHINE
George Washing Machine: I WANT THESE RIGHTS NAO
Peabody Sherman: THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS YOU GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE NOW OR ILL KILL YOU LIKE I KILLED ROGER SHERMAN
Cmonkey: TOO BAD SON
Thomas The Tank Engine Paine: These are times that try men's souls...NOW DO THE WAR FOR ME WHILE I MAKE MONEY WRITING BOOKS
Conrad Cornywallets: THIS BATTLE WILL DECLARE WHO WINS THE WAR
Secondman: you lose
Conrad Cornywallets: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Secondman: SBM IS A COUNTRY GET OFF MY PROPERTY USB FOLKS
(Flashback ends)
Bagel: ...even though that was two centuries ago, I STILL REMEMBER IT. Now time for fireworks!
Moxley (over intercom): Attention SBMtopians, fireworks are now banned.
(Bagel just stands, mouth agape)
Bagel: BITE MY SHINY METAL A$$
(Bagel gets in his car with the fireworks in the trunk)
Bagel: Okay, good thing I've got an SBC card! Hehe.
(Bagel drives into SBCtopia)
Guard: HALT! WHO GOES THERE!
(Bagel hands the guard his card and enters)
Bagel: Ok. Firework time.
(Bagel launches a bunch of fireworks)
Bagel: Happy anniversary SBM!
Clappy: Wait, are you celebrating SBM's anniversary? That's not allowed here.
(Bagel stares at Clappy)
Bagel: Uhhh...
(Bagel starts running away)
Clappy: SEIZE HIM!
(A bunch of SBCtopians start chasing after Bagel)
SBCtopians: NOT UNTIL AUGUST 19 LOSER
Jelly: I HAVE RANDOMLY RETURNED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 MONTHS JUST TO ATTACK YOU
Bagel: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THAT
(Bagel gets in his car and starts driving away)
Bagel: PUT THE PETAL TO THE METAL!!!!!!!!
(Bagel drives 673 miles into the middle of nowhere)
Bagel: Phew. I got out of that mess.
(A tumbleweed flys through the wind and knocks Bagel out of his car)
Tumbleweed: HAHA YOU FELL OUT OF YOUR CAR
(Tumbleweed dies)
Bagel: ...the hell? Oh well, where am I.
(Barney the dinosaur comes flying on Biggie Smalls down the train tracks)
Barney the Dinosaur: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Biggie Smalls: YO YO GET REKT
(A giant laser flies out of Biggie Smalls)
Biggie Smalls: YO YO SWAG MAN
Bagel: WHAT THE HE-
(Doctor Octagonapus flies out of nowhere)
Bagel: OH MY GOD ITS ALFRED MALINA
(Doctor Octagonapus kills Biggie Smalls and Barney the Dinosaur)
Bagel: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LETS BE FRIENDS
(Bagel and Doctor Octagonapus walk into the sunset)
The End: A friendship story
Firework Fools
Written by BagelsinEurope
(Bagel walks out of the store with a bunch of fireworks)
Bagel: Ah, fireworks. What better way to celebrate the day SBMtopia became independent from USBtopia.
(Flashback)
Cmonkey: USB IS BETTER THAN SBM HAHA WE OWN YOU
Patrick Star Henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME LIBERTY
Compbrain: THATS UNFAIR
Patrick Star Henry: SUCKS FOR YOU SIGN THIS DOCUMENT
(Patrick Star Henry gives Compbrain a document called "sbmiskewl.txt")
Compbrain: THIS IS RIDICULOUS WHO SIGNED THIS
Peabody Sherman: WHY HELLO I AM PEABODY SHERMAN YES I KILLED ROGER SHERMAN GET OVER IT
todd philips: who framed roger rabbit
Compbrain: WHY ILL KILL PEABODY SHERMAN, JOHN HAM'S COCK, AND GEORGE WASHING MACHINE
George Washing Machine: I WANT THESE RIGHTS NAO
Peabody Sherman: THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS YOU GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE NOW OR ILL KILL YOU LIKE I KILLED ROGER SHERMAN
Cmonkey: TOO BAD SON
Thomas The Tank Engine Paine: These are times that try men's souls...NOW DO THE WAR FOR ME WHILE I MAKE MONEY WRITING BOOKS
Conrad Cornywallets: THIS BATTLE WILL DECLARE WHO WINS THE WAR
Secondman: you lose
Conrad Cornywallets: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Secondman: SBM IS A COUNTRY GET OFF MY PROPERTY USB FOLKS
(Flashback ends)
Bagel: ...even though that was two centuries ago, I STILL REMEMBER IT. Now time for fireworks!
Moxley (over intercom): Attention SBMtopians, fireworks are now banned.
(Bagel just stands, mouth agape)
Bagel: BITE MY SHINY METAL A$$
(Bagel gets in his car with the fireworks in the trunk)
Bagel: Okay, good thing I've got an SBC card! Hehe.
(Bagel drives into SBCtopia)
Guard: HALT! WHO GOES THERE!
(Bagel hands the guard his card and enters)
Bagel: Ok. Firework time.
(Bagel launches a bunch of fireworks)
Bagel: Happy anniversary SBM!
Clappy: Wait, are you celebrating SBM's anniversary? That's not allowed here.
(Bagel stares at Clappy)
Bagel: Uhhh...
(Bagel starts running away)
Clappy: SEIZE HIM!
(A bunch of SBCtopians start chasing after Bagel)
SBCtopians: NOT UNTIL AUGUST 19 LOSER
Jelly: I HAVE RANDOMLY RETURNED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 MONTHS JUST TO ATTACK YOU
Bagel: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THAT
(Bagel gets in his car and starts driving away)
Bagel: PUT THE PETAL TO THE METAL!!!!!!!!
(Bagel drives 673 miles into the middle of nowhere)
Bagel: Phew. I got out of that mess.
(A tumbleweed flys through the wind and knocks Bagel out of his car)
Tumbleweed: HAHA YOU FELL OUT OF YOUR CAR
(Tumbleweed dies)
Bagel: ...the hell? Oh well, where am I.
(Barney the dinosaur comes flying on Biggie Smalls down the train tracks)
Barney the Dinosaur: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Biggie Smalls: YO YO GET REKT
(A giant laser flies out of Biggie Smalls)
Biggie Smalls: YO YO SWAG MAN
Bagel: WHAT THE HE-
(Doctor Octagonapus flies out of nowhere)
Bagel: OH MY GOD ITS ALFRED MALINA
(Doctor Octagonapus kills Biggie Smalls and Barney the Dinosaur)
Bagel: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LETS BE FRIENDS
(Bagel and Doctor Octagonapus walk into the sunset)
The End: A friendship story
