The SBM Show

It also starts 10:30 pm EST(North America)!
 
BagelsinEurope said:
Here's a promotional poster I made in class today:

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Can you find all 11 MLG-isms? They will be revealed when the episode airs at 8:30 PST tonight!

Other times:
MST: 9:30
CST: 10:30
EST: 11:30
UK: 5:30 AM
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NO SPONGECOB IN IT
DONT BOTHER WATCHING

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SLS IS HERE, BUT THERE'S STILL MORE COMING UP! KINGDUMB IS COMING AT 8:00/11:00, AND THE SBM SHOW SEASON FINALE AT 8:30/11:30!
Popeye: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS
ON FOX
 
I like the version on Adult Swim better
 
BONUS SCENE WHILE YOU WAIT!:

Old TV Show Host: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! SANDY IS A BOY! GIVE ME A BEER!

Bagel: wtf just happened

BobSponge: GET IN THE CHOPPER

Popeye: Why? What is-OH MY GOD THE ROBOT IS BACK

(A giant robot pops out of the ground)

(The helicopter implodes and leaves the police car there)

Policeman: ...crap.

(We see Dr. Octagonapus inside the robot)

Dr. Octagonapus: THAT WAS A G BWAAAAAAAAA

(Dr. Octagonapus fires a laser at the police car, turning into dust)

(The robot walks away)
 
BagelsinEurope said:
BONUS SCENE WHILE YOU WAIT!:

Old TV Show Host: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! SANDY IS A BOY! GIVE ME A BEER!

Bagel: wtf just happened

BobSponge: GET IN THE CHOPPER

Popeye: Why? What is-OH MY GOD THE ROBOT IS BACK

(A giant robot pops out of the ground)

(The helicopter implodes and leaves the police car there)

Policeman: ...crap.

(We see Dr. Octagonapus inside the robot)

Dr. Octagonapus: THAT WAS A G BWAAAAAAAAA

(Dr. Octagonapus fires a laser at the police car, turning into dust)

(The robot walks away)
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by the way Kingdumb episode will air in this topic because excite
 
Here's the first three episodes of Kingdumb (Kingdumb eps will air in the SBM Show topic a few weeks after the Shop Mania premiere starting in April, except for 2B tonight)

Episode 1A- Humble Beginnings
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We see an average present day American city. A king, a princess and a knight walk into the city)
Random Person: Hey losers! It's not halloween!
(The king pulls out a grenade launcher and blasts the person to bits)
King: The nerve of some people.
(The king sets down a small orange box in a wide space at the end of a line of buildings. He pulls out a remote and presses a button. The box "unfolds" into a giant orange brick castle. We see random people pointing at it and screaming. The final towers of the castle completely unfold, a small moat digs out itself, and the bridge goes down. The doors open, and the 3 walk inside)
Princess: This is so perfect!
Knight: There's a room for all of us! And a laundry room and a storage room.
King: That was supposed to be for my son and wife!
Knight: The queen and the prince aren't coming back, your highness.
(We cut to a queen and prince hanging onto random objects to avoid being sucked into a black hole and then we cut back)
King: Someday...
Princess: Let's unpack!
(We see the princess setting down a box in her room. A black cat jumps out of it. The knight sets down a box in his room, which is full of swords. The knight and the princess carry a large box into the laundry room. A giant washing machine jumps out of the box on its own)
Washer: SO DRUNK
(There's a huge box sitting in the king's throne room. The king, the knight, and the princess tear it open and see a golden throne)
Princess: Wow...
Knight: IT'S A FANCY PARTY FOR MAH EYES
King: Isn't it just how you remembered it?
Washer: Wasn't I your throne earlier?
King: QUIET FOOL
(The princess pulls out an iPhone, takes a picture of the throne, and starts typing something to post it on social media. The king grabs the phone, throws it on the ground, and sets it on fire)
Princess: What was that for?
King: TRUST NO ONE
Princess: Not cool!
King: THIS IS THE YEAR 1115, I HAVE CONTROL OVER YOU!
Knight: Actually, it's 2015. You're mixed up.
King: See- you got kabobbled.
Knight: You know they call you fishy bear behind your back?
King: An antelope called. It wants its antlers back. In 2015, right?
Knight: Fishy bear!
(A mysterious portal/hole thing opens up in the floor)
King: WHAT THE DUCK?
(Everybody hides behind the kitchen counter and stares out at the hole in the throne room)
King: Stick your sword inside.
(The knight's arm stretches out a few inches. He sticks the tip of his iron sword inside, and it becomes golden)
Knight: Whaaaa?
Princess: YOU QUOTED THE LUNCHABLES COMMERCIAL WRONG. REALITY IS BECOMING WARPED.
Knight: Not to sound sexist or anything, but I'm impressed that you're not just all like "LET'S GET SOME TEXTING FAIRIES TO HELP US" or something like the generic stereotype you are.
Princess: EXACTLY.
(We cut to the king and the knight pouring water into the hole)
Princess: Why are you pouring water in it?
Knight: So we have something to land on when the city becomes A BLACK VOID OF DOOM AND DESPAIR.
Princess: That's irrational thinking. How do we know that's gonna happen?
(Reality gets warped even further)
Princess: Screw this, only idiocy can save us now.
(The castle starts floating up into the air and a thunderstorm starts. They throw the cat into the void)
Knight: That was cruel.
(Jason Funderberker breaks down the door with an axe)
Jason: HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY
John: USE THE SHINNING GARFIELFOLODE
Garfielf: comb yer' ::dolphin noise::ing hair you mother::dolphin noise::er I want some lasaga
(There's a knock on the door. The princess opens it, and Slenderman is standing right there)
Slenderman: Thought I'd... stop by your place.
Knight: AAAAAHHHH NO
Slenderman: RIDE THE PONY KIDS
Knight: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Slenderman: RIDE THE PONY FREE OF CHARGE
Princess: Hurry! We're warping into the horror genre!
King: How can you tell?
Slenderman: (suggestively) There's a lot more to me than you think, peasants.
Knight: WHAT
(Brick from The SBM Show crashes through the window and flies straight into a wall, flailing his arms and legs wildly the whole time)
Brick: FIVE NIGHTS AT FRED MEYERS
Knight: Huh?
Brick: KFC THRONE
Princess: That's it! The throne! We have to throw your throne into the vortex!
King: Okay!
(The knight throws it in. The trio braces themselves, but nothing happens)
King: Darn. That was a waste of money.
Washer: Hey guys! I went to McDonald's!
(The washing machine trips over Slenderman's foot. The McDonald's bag flies through the air and lands inside the hole. The thunder stops, and the castle falls back to the ground)
Brick: THE ALLIGATOR WAS ALIVE THE ENTIRE TIME
Princess: Uh... that was a thing.
Knight: WHY
(The knight's eyes catch on fire and explode)
Knight: I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
Princess: Uh... are you okay?
Knight: I EXPECTED MORE FROM AMERICA AND NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE
Princess: Do you need something or something?
Knight: WHY IS THERE A REASON FOR THIS
Princess: There's a reason for everything. Sometimes it's that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Slenderman: So... got any more ice cream?
Princess: LEAVE
Slenderman: I'm afraid I've already applied the fudgesicle to my body.
(Slenderman somehow does a troll face as everybody in the room passes out from shock and we slowly zoom in on his face)
The End


Episode 1B- Thirty Minutes Or Less
Written by BrickSponge2015
Knight: I CAN FLOAT ON THINGS
Throne: Get off.
Knight: wait what
Princess: Everything we through into the warp hole came back warped, including the throne.
Knight: Even the water?
(A solid brick of water falls from the ceiling and hits the knight on the head)
Knight: Ow.
Princess: So the throne came back alive and able to fly, and the cat...
(The black cat pokes his head through the doorway wearing glasses)
-beat-
Knight: K.
Throne: GET OFF!
Washer: THIS EPISODE HAS NO PLOT
Princess: Then let’s make one! KNIGHT ORDER PAZZA NAOA
Knight: (crying) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAHHHHH
(The knight, still crying, calls the pizza place)
Person on phone: Hello sir, what would you like to order?
Knight: (sobbing)
Person: Sir?
(The princess pushes the knight over. He falls on the ground and she grabs the phone, which is hovering in midair)
Princess: One large half-cheese half-pepperoni pizza, please. Yes. Mmm-hmm. Thank you.
(She hangs up)
Princess: Now…
(zoom in with dramatic music)
Princess: WE WAIT.
(We cut to a slow-motion montage of the group waiting for the pizza, with sad music. The knight paces back and forth, looking at the clock. The princess plays games on her iPhone. The washing machine finishes a cycle. The cat licks its paws, and its glasses fall off. The throne slowly floats up until it hits the ceiling. We cut to fast motion)
Throne: Not again!
(The slow-motion montage continues. The knight and the princess play Uno. The princess lays down a draw 4 wild card, and the knight flips the table over. The clock falls off of the wall, and the knight puts it back up again. The king rolls around on the floor, spitting everywhere. There’s a knock on the door, and we cut to fast motion)
King: (on the floor) WHO DARES INVADE MY CASTLE? And at such an hour…
Princess: He’s not an invader! He’s just the pizza delivery guy!
(The princess opens the door and hands the pizza delivery guy the money. The PDG reaches to give the princess the pizza, but the king very slowly slides out of the door, squinting)
PDG: Uh… sir?
King: WE HAVE CAUGHT RED HANDED IN YOUR CRIMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(The king picks up the PDG)
Princess: DUDE! HE’S HERE TO GIVE US FOOD!
(The princess puts the PDG back on the ground)
Princess: Sir, I am so sorry, I-
King: TERRORIST!
Princess: (loud whisper) What is your problem?
King: I can’t believe my own daughter would betray me!
Princess: Here. Take this.
(The princess reaches out to give the PDG a large tip. He takes it and walks away)
PDG: Oh, it’s quite alright. Nice costumes.
(The king lunges out at the PDG. Right before he tackles him, the screen goes black. We fade in and see the princess, the king and the knight looking down at the unconscious PDG)
Knight: Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man, what are we going to do?
King: I KNOW WHAT!
(The king raises the knight’s sword above his head, with the knight still hanging onto it)
King: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
(The princess tackles the king)
Princess: NO!
(They land)
Princess: Please don’t make this any worse than it already is. We need to get this guy to the hospital without being seen.
Knight: No! It’s too risky! I have a plan!
(We cut to the knight wrapping bubble wrap around the PDG)
Princess: How is this supposed to help?
Knight: I don’t know.
(We cut to the princess, the king, the knight and the unconscious PDG riding on the throne through the night sky at 100 MPH)
Princess: WHERE’S THE HOSPITAL?
Knight: I DON’T KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!
Princess: HERE’S MY PHONE! LOOK IT UP!
(The knight reaches over to grab the phone)
Knight: Almost got it… almost… almost…
(The knight grabs the phone and immediately lets go of it. It flies backwards and hits the PDG in the face so hard and so fast that he falls out of the throne)
Princess: That didn’t work. CATCH HIM!
(The throne turns around and goes down incredibly fast. They catch him, but are now flying straight down at 100 MPH)
Princess: GO UP!
(The throne tilts upwards and flies towards a plane)
Princess: DOWN!
(They almost crash into a building)
Princess: UP! THERE’S THE HOSPITAL, I CAN ALMOST-
(They crash through the window on the top floor of the hospital. They rush through the hallway towards two paramedics carrying a man on a stretcher)
Princess: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
(The throne slowly screeches to a stop, losing momentum. It stops right as it’s crashing into the stretcher. The stretcher flies forwards and goes out the window)
Princess: Okay. Now that we’re in, we have to save this guy!
Knight: How?
King: I’M GOING TO SAVE THE DAY!
(We cut to the king throwing the PDG at the receptionist’s desk. She looks up and sees the throne flying out the door)
Princess: I can’t believe we actually got away with that!
Knight: Yeah, but everything worked out in the end!
(The stretcher falls down and hits the back of the throne, launching the trio backwards. They fly through the hospital, into a trampoline factory, and bounce right back into the king’s throne room, landing right next to the pizza)
King: IT’S A BOMB!
(The king throws the pizza box out the window and it hits a biker on the head)
The End


Laser Knife
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We see the king driving a golf cart incredibly fast through an underground cave. The princess is on the roof, throwing rocks at a giant creature that looks like a ton of cave spiders and a huge slime from Minecraft and combined into one giant transparent spider monster)
Princess: EAT STONE, BLOCKHEAD!
(The king drives around a corner, where the throne is tied to a conveyer belt going towards a spiky wall surrounded by explosives)
Princess: WE’RE COMING TO SAVE YOU, KING’S THRONE!
Throne: Uh… um, okay, I guess.
(The knight gets out of the moving golf cart next to the king, and climbs onto the roof. He gets in position, and jumps onto the conveyer belt. He jumps onto the throne, and cuts the rope using his sword. The throne stands up)
Knight: Just another day in the life of… my name…
Throne: Hey buddy, you might want to look out.
(The knight jumps on the throne, and they fly away from the conveyer belt. The knight drops his sword on the belt)
Knight: WAIT! NO!
(The knight jumps off the throne onto the conveyer belt, dodging landmines. The sword almost gets to the spikes. The knight reaches to grab it, but the throne jumps in front of him at the last second, blocking the knight from reaching his sword)
Knight: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Throne: It’s too dangerous!
(The throne flies away again. The sword goes towards the wall, but misses the spikes and gets caught on the wall)
Knight: Whew! That was close!
(A landmine goes into the wall and blows up the sword, along with most of the conveyer belt and the wall)
Knight: NOOOOOOOOOO!
(We cut to the king’s throne room. A hole opens in the floor, and the golf cart flies out and crashes into the wall above the doorway. The king, the princess, the knight and the throne all fall out. The spider starts to come out of hole, but the princess shuts the door on it)
Knight: I can’t believe it. That was my favorite weapon. I’ve had it since I was a kid.
Princess: wait what
Knight: I… I MISS IT SO MUCH!
(The knight starts crying)
King: Oh, I’m sorry. You could always find a new weapon.
Knight: (sniffing) It won’t be the same.
King: Well, you could try to make one.
(The knight suddenly disappears)
King: Wha- where’d he go?
Princess: I think he ran off to make one.
King: Really? How can you tell?
Princess: Because in the last couple of episodes, I’ve learned to always expect the worse case scenario.
King: But how is that the worst case scenario?
(We cut to a close-up on the princess’s face with incredibly dark dramatic red and black lighting)
Princess: IT WILL BE.
(We cut to the knight in his bedroom)
Knight: Okay, let’s see here. I have a laser pointer, a butter knife, a ton of rubber bands, a tiny sliver of gold…
(We cut to the knight holding a cheese grater behind the throne at night with dramatic music and cut back)
Knight: ...and this weird blue ball with a ton of green dots on it which I’ve never seen before.
(The knight squeezes the ball. It opens up, gold light flashes in all directions, and it floats into the air. It shakes and the light gets brighter and brighter until the screen becomes completely white. When the light disappears, a golden knife with three golden rubber bands around the handle is sitting on the table)
Knight: It’s… PERFECT!
(The knight grabs the knife. He opens his bedroom door, falls 8 feet, and lands flat on his face in the king’s throne room)
Princess: Are you okay?
(The knight jumps up)
Knight: I’m feeling better than ever! I just magically created the perfect weapon!
(The knight holds up the knife)
King: What does it do?
Knight: I… don’t know.
Princess: Well, you have fun with your little killing tools. I’m going to go make a sandwich.
(The princess starts to make a peanut butter sandwich. She’s about to spread the peanut butter on the bread, when the knight stops her)
Knight: Wait! Allow me!
(The knight spreads peanut butter on his weapon. He’s about to spread it on the bread, when a laser made of peanut butter shoots through the bread, through the table, and through the ground)
Knight: Wait! I didn’t have a laser cannon, I just had a laser pointer!
King: Try it again!
(The knight shoots a laser up in the air. It goes through the roof and into the sky)
Princess: Dude, that’s insane!
Knight: It’s a…
(Closeup on the knife)
Knight, King, and Princess: LASER KNIFE!
Knight: I NEED TO SHOW EVERYBODY!
(The knight runs outside)
Knight: HEY EVERYBODY! I HAVE A LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs somewhere else)
Knight: HEY! HEY! EVERYONE! LOOK AT MY LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs into another place)
Knight: LOOK! LOOK! IT’S A LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs back to outside the castle)
Knight: PEOPLE OF EARTH! I HAVE A LASER-
(A dark blue stick comes out of the ground and grabs the knight’s leg)
Knight: -knife.
(The SpiderSlime comes out of the ground)
Knight: OH MY GOSH YOU’RE BACK!
(Another SpiderSlime comes out of the ground)
Knight: YOU’RE BACK AND NOW THERE’S TWO OF YOU!
(A third SpiderSlime comes out of the ground)
Knight: AND NOW THERE’S- okay, can we just get to the plot already?
(The king, the princess and the throne run outside)
Princess: How exactly did you make that Laser Knife?
Knight: I just put my stuff on the table and this weird ball thingy showed up. I squeezed it, and they combined into this.
Princess: Okay, shoot it at the ground.
(The knight shoots the laser straight down. It keeps destroying everything in its path, and keeps breaking through the earth until the hole is so deep you can’t even see anything. A SpiderSlime then jumps out of the hole, right into the knight’s groin. He gets hit so hard he flies backwards and lies on the ground in pain. The sky becomes red as several SpiderSlimes come out of the ground in random places)
Knight: OWWWWWWWWWW!
Princess: QUICK! SHOOT THE THRONE!
Knight: BUT WON’T THAT DESTROY IT?
Princess: JUST DO IT!
(The knight shoots the throne. The laser doesn’t go through it, it just stops right when it hits the throne and creates a SpiderSlime)
Princess: Just as I thought. WE NEED TO DESTROY THE LASER KNIFE!
Knight: OKAY!
King: And I know just where we should do it. TO THE GOLF CART!
(They open the floor in the throne room and see that SpiderSlimes have destroyed the golf cart)
King: Uh, okay, we can’t use the golf cart. TO THE THRONE!
(The king, the knight and the princess ride on the throne, flying through the caves. SpiderSlimes are coming out of holes all around them everywhere. They see the destroyed conveyer belt)
Princess: WHERE WERE THE BOMBS COMING FROM?
King: I DON’T KNOW!
(The knight points to a hole on the wall of the cave next to where the conveyer belt used to be)
Knight: IT’S IN THERE!
(The SpiderSlimes flood into the room)
Princess: OKAY, JUST THROW IT IN ALREADY!
(The knight, riding on the throne, flies towards the hole and throws the knife inside. The foursome waits for a minute)
Knight: WHY ISN’T IT BLOWING UP?
Princess: YOU NEED TO PULL THAT LEVER UP THERE!
Knight: OKAY!
(Right when the knight is about to flip the switch, SpiderSlimes literally come out of every single wall around them and out of the ceiling and the ground. The SpiderSlimes that fall out of the ceiling knock the knight and the throne down towards the center of the earth)
Knight: HOW IS THIS THE CENTER OF THE EARTH?
Princess: THOSE TWO LASER SHOTS MUST HAVE SPAWNED A TON OF SPIDERSLIMES IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
Knight: IT’S OKAY! THE ONES THAT ARE FALLING WILL LAND ON THE SWITCH!
(The falling SpiderSlimes that are falling right towards the switch move out of the way and then move back below it)
Knight: OH COME ON!
Princess: WAIT! THEY FELL ON THE BOMBS TOO!
(The LaserKnife and the bombs fall into the center of the earth)
Knight: FALL FASTER! WE’RE GOING TO DIE!
(The Princess grabs a SpiderSlime and throws it at the LaserKnife. It presses a button on the bottom of it… )
Knight: WHY DID I NEVER SEE THAT BEFORE?
( … and the Laser Knife turns into a mouth)
Laser Knife: IMMMA FIRING MAH LASER
Knight: WHY DID THAT HAPPEN
Princess: IT WAS BAGEL’S IDEA
King: I AM NOW SCREAMING
(The laser fires into the center of the earth and it explodes, killing all of the SpiderSlimes)
EPILOGUE
(We see a rocket flying away from the deflated earth)
Princess: This is such a good idea! Since Earth is hollow now and too deflated to live on, we can live on the moon!
(The rocket lands. The king, the knight, and the princess walk out in spacesuits… and are surrounded by SpiderSlimes)
Knight: D’OE
Brick: IT’S D’OH
Knight: HYPOCRITE
The End... we hope.

NEW EPISODE TIME!

Emergency Broadcast
Written by BrickSponge2015
King: This “TV” thing is amazing!
Knight: I told you so.
King: Is there a way to increase the sound that comes from this amazing machine!
Knight: You press those buttons on the right.
King: These?
(The king presses the buttons on the left and the channel changes)
King: WHAT? HOW DID I CHANGE THE PICTURE?
Knight: You just changed the channel.
King: THERE IS MULTIPLE PIECES OF MEDIA AT ONCE IN THIS BOX?
Knight: Yeah! Hundreds of them!
King: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Knight: I know, right? We have an awesome cable package!
King: EXXXXXXXXXXXCELLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNT!
Knight: Well, I’m heading to bed. You coming with?
King: I MUST EXPLORE THIS CURIOUS UNIVERSE!
(We see the clock which says 11:28 PM. We fade into 1:28 AM, where the king is still staring at the TV in awe and changing the channels)
King: It’s so beautiful…
(An Emergency Broadcast System signal comes on)
King: THE… ::dolphin noise::… IS… THAT… NOISE!!!!!!!!
Voice on TV: There has been a child abduction in the-
(The king screams and runs out of the room)
Voice on TV: -county.
(The king runs out of the castle and down the street screaming)
Knight: Did you hear that?
Princess: (sleeping) nuff.
Knight: Hey!
Princess: Huh?
Knight: Did you hear some guy screaming?
(They look out the window and see the king running down the street screaming)
Princess: Why am I not surprised by this?
(We cut back to the king)
King: EVERYBODY HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! THE AIRWAVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER!
Random Person: What's he yelling about?
Other Random Person: It's 2 in the morning! Some of us are trying to sleep.
Third Random Person: LET'S GET HIM!
(An angry mob chases after the king)
Knight: We need to save him! Come on!
(The knight and the princess run down the street chasing the angry mob that’s chasing the king)
King: YOU FOOLS! I’M TRYING TO HELP!
Knight: KING! STOP!
King: I’M TRYING TO SAVE THESE PATHETIC IDIOTS!
Princess: JUST STOP ALREADY!
(The mob chases the king onto a bridge. They slow down on the bridge)
Knight: They’re stopping!
(Another angry mob shows up on the other side)
Knight: Just great.
(The king stands on the edge of the bridge)
King: I DON’T WANT TO FACE THE APOCALYPSE!
(The knight and the princess push their way to the middle of the bridge)
Princess: DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
King: It’s all over.
Princess: NO IT’S NOT!
King: Wait… you’re right! I can stop this!
(The king jumps on the heads of the people in the mob, dodging pitchforks and torches, and runs away on the other side of the bridge)
Princess: WAIT! That’s not what I meant!
(We cut to the king climbing up a huge antenna/tower thing)
King: I’ll save you, television!
(The princess and the knight look up at him)
Knight: Quick! Follow him!
(The knight and the princess climb up the tower after him)
Princess: KING! STOP ALREADY!
King: NO! YOU BETRAYED ME!
(The king throws a rock at the knight and he falls off)
Princess: Okay, you’ve gone too far!
(The king throws a rock at the princess. She catches it and throws it back at him. It hits him and he falls off, screaming in slow-motion)
Princess: This is taking forever.
(We cut to fast motion. The king pulls out his grenade launcher and shoots the bottom of the tower. One of the two legs holding it up is hit by the explosion, and it bends down, hanging down over the angry mob. The princess holds on, trying not to fall off)
Princess: Whoa… whoa…
(We see the king falling and the flab on his face flapping around in the wind, still in slow motion)
Princess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The tower falls. The mob moves out of the way and the tower knocks over a black van that’s driving by)
Random person in mob: (gasps) That’s the van that took away that child!
(A police officer opens the door with a crowbar. A kid and a teenager get out)
Kid: What just happened?
Police Officer: SIR, YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW!
Teenager: What? What did I do?
Police Officer: YOU KIDNAPPED A CHILD!
Kid: Uh… no. I live like 100 miles away, so I use Uber.
Teenager: Yeah! I’m a new driver!
(The princess jumps down from the fallen tower and facepalms. We slowly zoom in on the king’s face with dramatic music. Everybody stares scared except for him, who smiles as his vision slowly goes out of focus)
King: I’m am herOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(The screen gets a red tint as his face glitches out and the episode abruptly ends)

It'sssssssssssssssss a wonnnnnnnnnderrrrrrrrful dayyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaat Chiiiiiiick-Fffffffil-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
ONLY ONE MINUTE!

EXTRA SCENE

(We then start to see Bagel doing this in ryan's TV)

ryan: I love this show!

BobSponge (on TV): UHHHH Island will be back...uhhhhh...in...uhhhh...

ryan: ...except for the commercials.


FINALE HYPE ZOMBDJSIEICX
 
YES YES YES YES AAAAAHHH

LAST SECOND SHORT!
(We see the city sitting in a movie theater with Bagel and Brick in the front row)
Bagel: We WROTE this, and WE'RE the ones that get nosebleeds.
Brick: I NEED SOME CHICKEN
(Prez, who is sitting behind them, shushes them)
Prez: SHH! IT'S STARTING!
Brick: TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONES OR DIE
(BobSponge is texting and Brick hits him in the face, shoving his phone into his nose)
BobSponge: CEREAL WITH NO MILK!
OMLJ: MY LEG
(We just see a blank white card)
Please turn your phones off before the show!
(Brick cuts through the card with a chainsaw)
 
*Plays Nickelodeon Movies intro from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)*
 
SEASON FINALE ZOMGEUWUYDSJOEURHDSJWIWOASDFMOVIEISCOOOLKSIDJSJJSTARTNOW:


Brick: IT'S THE SPECIAL YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE WE TOLD YOU YOU WERE WAITING FOR IT!

(the title card and dramatic music plays)

Episode 20
Wackos vs. Wild
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015

(We see BobSponge waking up)

BobSponge: Time to invade the bacon.

(BobSponge cracks two eggs)

BobSponge: Now for the sauce.

(BobSponge literally drenches his eggs with fire, and they get burnt)

BobSponge: Toast a'la Mode!

(BobSponge eats the eggs)

BobSponge: Classic fast break.

(BobSponge throws up fire and his house sets on fire)

BobSponge: Oops.

(After the house is totally wrecked, a letter falls on his head)

BobSponge: Mail!

(BobSponge opens the letter)

BobSponge: Uhhhh, I can't read this.

(BobSponge walks to Bagel's house)

BobSponge: Bagel, can you read this?

Bagel: Sure thing buddy, wait-

Bagel: *gasp* You got a letter from The Really Rich People Foundation?

BobSponge: I guess?

Bagel: They're the richest people in the internet!

BobSponge: This is the internet?

Bagel: Let's see, it says:

Dear BobSponge PantsSquare,
You are the selected SBMtopian to move to a mansion in Idiot Heights, the most classy and best place to be in the internet. This comes with a free servant and continental breakfast, as well as you owning a nationwide game show of your choice. All ratings earned will go directly to you. Enjoy.

From The Really Rich People Foundation

BobSponge: I GET A GAME SHOW?

Bagel: Looks like you're moving on up!

BobSponge: Well, off to my future!

Bagel: Happy trails! Bye!

(A limo drives by)

Bagel: A limo?!

BobSponge: Does it have bacon?

Limo Driver: Yes.

BobSponge: Screw you guys, I'm leaving home!

Cartman: Ripoff artist!

Bloo: Ripoff artist! I am the one who says ripoff artist!

Cartman: Go suck my :dolphin noise:, you :dolphin noise:

ssj: This just got personal.

Cartman: You're an a$$.

Donkey: Hey! I'm an a$$!

IGN: Too much water, I guess.

Bagel: Too many crossover characters. Bye.

(Bagel walks inside)

Narrator: One trip to higher class later...

(We cut to BobSponge walking into a television office)

BobSponge: This place is fancy.

(BobSponge rings the bell)

BobSponge: Heh, that sounds funny.

(BobSponge rings the bell again)

BobSponge: Ha!

(BobSponge starts ringing the bell a bunch of times)

Narrator: Several bell ringings later...

(We see an employee sprinting out the office)

Employee: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

(We cut back inside)

BobSponge: DO WE GET TO VISIT TOKLEAU NOW?

(A TV Show Host walks in)

TV Show Host: I told him that we couldn't offer the quiz, and he refused my service! What a-

(TV Show Host knocks over BobSponge)

BobSponge: Ouch.

TV Show Host: Oh, sorry. I didn't see you there.

BobSponge: OR DID YOU

TV Show Host: I honestly don't know.

(silence)

TV Show Host: Alright, whaddya want?

BobSponge: I'd like to redeem my game show.

TV Show Host: Okay, which show do you want?

(BobSponge thinks for a second, and sees islands in his brain)

BobSponge: Islands!

TV Show Host: Alright, you get "Survival Island". I guess I'll make the last show now.

(We cut to Bagel watching the new show at his house)

Bagel: I wonder who will be in the new season!

(We see Bagel's TV)

TV Show Host: I am announcing my resigning as a host! We have a new host!

(BobSponge walks in)

BobSponge: Sandwich.

TV Show Host: I might as well announce this season. This season's contestants are...

TV Show Host: Bagel!

(Bagel's jaw drops)

TV Show Host: Popeye!

(Popeye's (watching this in his house) jaw drops)

TV Show Host: And SBF64!

SBF64: Okay then.

(We cut back to Bagel)

Bagel: But what if you don't want to?

TV Show Host: TOO BAD! WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU DO IT ANYWAY!

Bagel:..crap.

(we cut to Bagel, Popeye and SBF64 at the game show office)

Popeye: You mean I have to be stuck with THESE idiots for a month?!

BobSponge: Ya.

Popeye: And YOU will be watching us? You are about the least trustworthy person on the planet!

BobSponge: Ya.

Popeye: You have no idea what I just said, do you?

BobSponge: Can you give me a hint?

Popeye: No.

BobSponge: Whatever. Get in the helicopter.

Popeye: What helicopter?

Bagel: Popeye! Grab on to the ladder! The porcupines will get you!

Popeye: What?

Bagel: Just climb into the helicopter!

(Popeye gets in)

Narrator: One trip to a remote island later...

(We see the four standing on the edge of the helicopter)

Popeye: Shouldn't we be careful with this paaAAAA-

(Popeye falls off the helicopter onto the beach)

Popeye: Ow.

(Bagel crushes him)

Bagel: Hey, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would!

Popeye: For you, maybe...

(SBF64 walks by)

SBF64: Dogpile!

(SBF64 jumps on them)

(Cut to the next day)

Popeye: I can't believe I'm stranded on an island with two idiots and another one stalking me.

Bagel: I can't believe it's not butter!

(beat)

Bagel: What? I accidentally ate sand and it tastes like butter!

Popeye: That sort of ruined a "downer" moment.

Bagel: Well those are always cheesy.

Popeye: But they moved with the plot!

Bagel: But this series has so many fourth wall jokes!

SBF64: But Amanda Bynes!

(Everyone gets distracted by a drunken sailor washing up on the shore)

Drunken Sailor: I THINK AFTER THESE 7 YEARS OF FINE PRECIPITATION, I FOUND IT!

Bagel: Found what?

Drunken Sailor: I'VE STRUCK YELLOW!

Popeye: Why not 'gold'.

Drunken Sailor: Too much water.

Bagel: MLG BRO

Drunken Sailor: TAKE THIS FOR THE TIME.

(The drunken sailor gives Bagel a boxing glove in a box and runs into the forest)

Bagel: Ooh, weaponry!

Popeye: What do you have-

(Bagel accidentally knocks Popeye out with the boxing glove)

Bagel: Oops.

Popeye: Oh, you wanna go?!

(Popeye runs towards Bagel, and then bagel knocks him out with the boxing glove)

Bagel: Ouch.

SBF64: Pazza!

Bagel: Well, now what?

SBF64: Spice girls are better.

(We cut to the next day)

Popeye: I'm so hungry...I could eat someone here...

SBF64: I like Amanda Bynes.

Bagel: ...we know.

Popeye: Look! He's back!

(The drunken sailor runs out of a log)

Drunken Sailor: HEY! YOU FELLAS FOR A JOKE?

Popeye: No.

Drunken Sailor: CAN FEBRUARY MARCH? NO, BUT APRIL MAY! HAHAHAHA!

Bagel: That wasn't funny.

Drunken Sailor: WHAT DOES A MERMAID HAVE AT SCHOOL? AN ALGAE-BRA! HAHAHAHA!

Bagel: These jokes are horrible.

Popeye: Yeah! Go away!

Drunken Sailor: WHAT DO YOU CALL A NOBODY WITHOUT A NOSE? NOBODY KNOWS! HAHAHAHAHA!

Popeye: Somebody please put me out of my misery.

Drunken Sailor: YEE-HAW! BUTTER MY BUTT WITH GLUE BECAUSE THAT WAS A RIBSKIPPIN, HOOTIN AN' HOLLERIN'-

(A giant robot comes out of the ground)

Drunken Sailor: HOLY :dolphin noise:

(We see Dr. Octagonapus inside the robot)

Dr. Octagonapus: YOUR STEAK WAS COOKED TO PERFECTION BWAAH

(A giant laser comes out of Dr. Octagonapus and Drunken Sailor dies)

Popeye: Thank you!

(Bagel's stomach grumbles, then the three look at each other, then look at the corpse)

Popeye: It's eat or be eaten in the wild. I'm taking it.

(The three race to the corpse and start fighting over it)

Bagel: MY PRECIOUS!

Popeye: I CLAIMED IT FIRST!

SBF64: SPICE GIRLS!

(Bagel steals the corpse and runs off with it)

Bagel: MINE! ALL MINE!

(We then start to see Bagel doing this in OMLJ's TV)

ryan: I love this show!

BobSponge (on TV): UHHHH Island will be back...uhhhhh...in...uhhhh...

ryan: ...except for the commercials.

(We cut back to Bagel running)

Bagel: MINE! MINE! I WILL CHEW IT GOOD AND IT WILL TASTE LIEK CHIXKEN!

(Popeye trips Bagel and steals the corpse)

Popeye: IT WAS MINE FIRST! AND ITS RIGHTFULLY MINE!

SBF64: PAZZA!

(SBF64 swings from a vine and grabs the corpse then hides in a tree)

Popeye: GIVE IT BACK!

Bagel: ITS MY PRECIOUS!

(Popeye and Bagel start to climb up the tree but fall)

SBF64: HAHA!

(SBF64 literally swallows the corpse whole)

Narrator: Several days of insanity by hunger later...

(We see Bagel, Popeye, and SBF64 completely deranged looking, with Bagel having his back hunched and gray skin, Popeye having shredded eyes and impaired vision while having one of his legs chopped off, and SBF64 is naked with no hair)

Bagel: I WOULD KILL ANY PERSON HERE FOR THEIR APPENDIX! SWEET, SWEET APPENNDIX!

SBF64: The phone...it's so valuable...so precious...AND NOW I SEND IT TO BORON FACTORIES!

Popeye: SOMEONE, JUST, SELL, MY, BOOTY...

Bagel: LOVING...THAT...ANGRY...GODESS

Popeye: THE IDIOT...HE'S WATCHING....

Bagel: MY HONEST FRIEND, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! THE SHINY!

SBF64: DADDY HAD A PAZZA...FOR THE ANGRY FOLLOWING...

Popeye: And a won in the bathtub...bad boys chewing their baskets...

Bagel: THE ONES FROM THE BASKET! POPEYE IS THE ONE FROM THE BASKET!
THE ONE FROM THE BASKET!

Popeye: NO! I HAVE A PLACE!

SBF64: Can I steal your clapboard? I need a car.

Bagel: POPEYE WILL SUFFER, HE IS THE ONE FROM THE BASKET!

(Bagel starts chewing on Popeye's arm)

Bagel: RAR!

Popeye: ROW!

(Popeye bites SBF64 who bites him back. We have a montage of the three trying to eat each other)

Popeye: WAIT!

(Everyone stops)

Popeye: Look what we've become! We are nothing now, because of this stupid gameshow! I declare a protest!

Bagel: YES! Let's go!

(The three start moving, with SBF64 tired. He goes to take a nap)

Popeye: Wait, where's SBF64?

(Popeye sees him sleeping, and gasps)

Popeye: OH NO! IT GOT TO HIM!

Bagel: OHMYGAWD WE KILLED SBF64

Popeye: NOOOOO! THIS ONLY PROVES WHAT THIS GAME SHOW HAS DONE TO US!

Bagel: Yeah! But how are we gonna leave?

(A helicopter falls on top of Popeye)

Bagel: That was convenient. Good thing Popeye stopped it!

Popeye: Yeah...good thing.

Bagel: Ahem. I'd like to file a complaint about this gameshow.

(We see BobSponge sleeping)

Bagel: WAKE UP!

BobSponge: Uh, I didn't make this show. Go ask the old guy.

Bagel: He just died out there! What are you gonna do?

BobSponge: Uhh....

(BobSponge gets knocked over by the Old TV Show Host)

Old TV Show Host: HE DIDN'T SIGN THE LIABILITY WAIVERS!

Bagel: But you can't just kill him! That's illegal!

(A giant police car falls on top of Popeye right after he gets up)

Policeman: Good thing we had that person beneath us to break our fall.

Popeye: Yeah...good thing.

Bagel: REUSED GAG ZOMG

Policeman: You are under arrest for killing a person.

Old TV Show Host: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! SANDY IS A BOY! GIVE ME A BEER!

Bagel: wtf just happened

BobSponge: GET IN THE CHOPPER

Popeye: Why? What is-OH MY GOD THE ROBOT IS BACK

(A giant robot pops out of the ground)

(The helicopter implodes and leaves the police car there)

Policeman: ...crap.

(We see Dr. Octagonapus inside the robot)

Dr. Octagonapus: THAT WAS A G BWAAAAAAAAA

(Dr. Octagonapus fires a laser at the police car, turning into dust)

(The robot walks away)

(We cut to Bagel, BobSponge and Popeye arriving back in SBMtopia, but they only see black)

Bagel: WHAT THE TRUCK HAPPENED?

Narrator: SBMTOPIA IS GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY ON THE NEXT NEW EPISODE OF EXTREME CITY MAKEOVER ON FOX!

Popeye: No. Just no.

Narrator: What happens when the devil and a gay Mitt Romney from the future share a condo for five months with ELECTRIFYING results? Find out Sunday nights at 12:107 after The Depressing Life Of Bagel and right before Extreme City Makeover! On FOX!

Bagel: While this city is under construction, let's end the season on a different note.

(Fade to black, and then we cut to the island)

(SBF64 wakes up)

SBF64: Alright, time for that protest!

(silence)

SBF64: ...crap.

(Fade to black)

Bagel: Hey everybody! Me and Popeye are gonna sing you a song about the adventures we've had this season!

Popeye: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS

Bagel: Ohhhh.....

(Popeye stares, annoyed)

Bagel: Start with Bologna, Brick wants pony (Bologna/A Very Goaty Christmas)
Popeye: Geico war, bowling score, slamming door, Bagel’s pores (The Geico War/GriffBob’s Day Off/Merry Commercial/Popeye’s Surprise)
Bagel: Bagel box, go to Fort Lox (Hobo Bagel/Journey To Fort Lox)
Popeye: Waffle maker, plate breaker (The Waffle Maker/Bologna)
Bagel: Burger King and then Ling-Ling (Bagel Works At Burger King/Bologna)
Popeye: BobSponge goat, casting vote (A Very Goaty Christmas/Battle Of The Bagels)
Bagel: Meh clip show, Brick says D’oh (An SBM Clip Show/Journey To Fort Lox)
Popeye: The gas station, Prez creation (The Gas Station/Attack Of The Inactive Member Zombies)
Bagel: StateFarm ad, Bagel’s granddad (The Geico War/Attack Of The Inactive Member Zombies)
Popeye: Ride the rock, Bagel’s walk (The Waffle Maker/Bologna)
Bagel: Christmas special, time to wrestle (The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014/SBM'S MLG GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!)

Bagel: Alright, we've got more!

Popeye: The illuminati, Duplication of brick's body (SBM'S MLG GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!/Bunk Bedlam)
Bagel: Boats that save the city, Griffbob pity (The Good President Name/Post-Christmas Pain)
Popeye: Stuck on an island, Soda Can meets Poseidon (Wackos vs. Wild/Just Desserts)
Bagel: Malaysia tickets, mole visit (Elevator Fixes/Mountains out of Molehills)
Popeye: Cursed backscratcher, Prez's master (The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special!/The Contest)
Bagel: Attack on Titan, Brother of Poseidon (Two Angry Dogs (short)/The Gas Station)
Popeye: Popeye ran over by Miles, and end with Wackos vs. Wild (An SBM Clip Show/Wackos vs. Wild)

Bagel: And that's our song! Hope you liked it!

Brick: THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

Bagel: No it isn't.

Brick: But the word "cautionary" sounds cool!

Bagel: lolno

OMLJ: PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

END
 
DAT WAS DA BEST 60 SECONDS OF MY LIFE


BrickSponge2015 said:
YES DO IT NOW EGGS IT'S ABOUT TIME TOO
Click to expand...
EGGS ARE METRICAL!!!!
 
So, The SBM Show just had its season finale, right?
Bagel: Yup.
Right! And we're going on hiatus until May, right?
Bagel: Yup.
Well... we'll see.
(We see Jerry, Popeye, Drifter, E.V.I.L, and Poseidon's houses turn into giant robots)
(We see a "Horizon Wireless" air force fly towards SBMtopia)
(We see a mountain exploding)
(We see ssj's police car turn into a giant robot)
(We see Bagel shoving Slash out of his car window and into a lava pit)
Slash: (burning to death) OH COME ON!
Season 1 may have been awesome, but we haven't even really gotten started yet! The SBM Show! Special Double-Length Season 2 Preview Episode! Coming next week! And if you think we have too many episodes...
Soldier: This is America we're talking about!
And in our awesome two-part quadruple length season opener, SBM is going cellular!
todd phillips: usa usa usa i can hear horizon crying and now they’re in the struggle and they can't leave calling out the violece of the racist city of sbmtoipa we ain't gonna stop until horizon is free we ain't gonna stop till horizon is free.
Voice: You have now switched from Wi-Fi to cellular data. You have used up: 10% of data.
(beat)
Voice: You have used up: 20% of data.
(beat)
Voice: You have used up: 30% of data.
Poseidon: Oh, I gotta turn this thing off! The message is using up all of my data!
Voice: You have used up: 100% of data. Screw you.
THE SBM SHOW!
ON FOX
 
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