The SBM Show

For the 8th day of SBMtopia, previews for this Friday!
THE SBM SHOW!
BobSponge: Time to invade the bacon.
(BobSponge cracks two eggs)
BobSponge: Now for the sauce.
(BobSponge literally drenches his eggs with fire, and they get burnt)
BobSponge: Toast a'la Mode!
(BobSponge eats the eggs)
BobSponge: Classic fast break.
(BobSponge throws up fire and his house sets on fire)
BobSponge: Oops.
KINGDUMB!

Knight: HEY EVERYBODY! I HAVE A LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs somewhere else)
Knight: HEY! HEY! EVERYONE! LOOK AT MY LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs into another place)
Knight: LOOK! LOOK! IT’S A LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs back to outside the castle)
Knight: PEOPLE OF EARTH! I HAVE A LASER-
(A dark blue stick comes out of the ground and grabs the knight’s leg)
Knight: -knife.
SLIF LIM SCHOOL!
Uh, well... I don't know. Maybe Lego Spongy will post one.
AND YOUR VIDEOS
 
I fixed it :)

For the 8th day of SBMtopia, previews for this Friday!
THE SBM SHOW!
BobSponge: Time to invade the bacon.
(BobSponge cracks two eggs)
BobSponge: Now for the sauce.
(BobSponge literally drenches his eggs with fire, and they get burnt)
BobSponge: Toast a'la Mode!
(BobSponge eats the eggs)
BobSponge: Classic fast break.
(BobSponge throws up fire and his house sets on fire)
BobSponge: Oops.
KINGDUMB!

Knight: HEY EVERYBODY! I HAVE A LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs somewhere else)
Knight: HEY! HEY! EVERYONE! LOOK AT MY LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs into another place)
Knight: LOOK! LOOK! IT’S A LASER KNIFE!
(The knight runs back to outside the castle)
Knight: PEOPLE OF EARTH! I HAVE A LASER-
(A dark blue stick comes out of the ground and grabs the knight’s leg)
Knight: -knife.
SLIF LIM SCHOOL!

Principal: Your attendance chart says your kid Maky is absent, however we saw him on our surveillance camer-I mean, we saw him out the window.
Mrs. Laura: What? Maky is right here!
Mrs. June: Uh...would you look at the time! I have a dentist appointment!
Mrs. Laura: Didn't you have 3 dentist appointments last week?
Mrs. June: Uh...I have bad hygiene. Gotta go bye!
(Mrs. June runs out the door)
Mrs. Laura: I feel like something fishy is going on...
(Maky walks over to the class computer and starts playing Minecraft)
Mrs. Laura: Maky, what are you doing?
Maky: The principal says I'm absent, so I can do whatever I want.
Mrs. Laura: Maky, you can't play Minecraft in class.
Maky: Who says I can't? I'm not at school.
Mrs. Laura: I'll say that again. Maky, you can't play Minecraft in class.
Maky: Alright, fine.
(Maky starts playing Five Nights At Freddy's)
AND YOUR VIDEOS
 
The Kingdumb episode aired early today to celebrate Shop Mania v2, so here's the new preview:

King: This “TV” thing is amazing!
Knight: I told you so.
King: Is there a way to increase the sound that comes from this amazing machine!
Knight: You press those buttons on the right.
King: These?
(The king presses the buttons on the left and the channel changes)
King: WHAT? HOW DID I CHANGE THE PICTURE?
Knight: You just changed the channel.
King: THERE IS MULTIPLE PIECES OF MEDIA AT ONCE IN THIS BOX?
Knight: Yeah! Hundreds of them!
King: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Knight: I know, right? We have an awesome cable package!
King: EXXXXXXXXXXXCELLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNT!
Knight: Well, I’m heading to bed. You coming with?
King: I MUST EXPLORE THIS CURIOUS UNIVERSE!
 
New short!

NOTE: If you don't know what piantas are, check E.V.I.L.'s avatar. That's a pianta.

Episode 20 1/2
¡Viva Pianta!
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We see Bagel at work)

Bagel: Another day, another noodle incident TV Trope because we never explain what goes on at work.

ssj: Bagel, we need an order of cheesy piñatas.

Bagel: You got it!

Bagel: Wait, where would I find cheese-stained piantas?

ssj: It's piñatas, and figure it out.

(We cut to the next day)

Bagel: I got that order of cheesy piantas.

(Bagel and ssj walk outside to see a bunch of cheese-covered piantas)

ssj: I said piñatas, not piantas! Also, how did you get these into the internet, they are CGI.

Bagel: wait wut

(Everyone dies)

THE END
 
Sorry for late but some episodes have aired this late or later in the past, so w/e, let's get on with the short!

Episode 20 1/2
Two Angry Dogs
Written by BagelsinEurope

(The scene cuts to BobSponge and Popeye in a garage)

Popeye: No BobSponge, Attack on Titan is not an instrument.

(BobSponge raises his hand)

Popeye: doge is not an instrument either.

(Two angry dogs burst into the room)

Dog: DOGE IS AN OFFENSE TO DOGS! DIE!

Dog 2: WHAT HE SAID!

Dog: That's a she.

Dog 2: WHATEVER! NOBODY TELLS DOG GENDERS APART ANYWAYS!

(The two dogs eat BobSponge and Popeye and then it cuts to a The End card)

IAmBagel: Okay, that is too deppressing.

RL Brick: BAGEL RIPPED OFF MY LINE JXSUSGUD KOOKOOKACHOO

RL Bagel: I AM THE WALRUS

BeatlesBox: BEATLES REFERENCES FTW

RL Brick: YAY!

(Everyone sings "Eight Days A Week" and flies off the Golden Gate Bridge into the lava below)

Narrator: THE END

IAmBagel: Wait didn't we already have the end?

Narrator: THE BANANA KING DESPISES YOU

(everyone jumps off an airplane and dies)

THE END for real

Okay, I got drunk on soda while writing this, so it might've came out insane.
 
Episode 20 1/2
Snow Shovelers
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We see Bagel on his lawn)

Bagel: Ugh, I wish I had snow.

Doctor 6ex: Take mine.

(Bagel gets covered in snow and then gets hit with a shovel)

Doctor 6ex: NOW GET SHOVELING YOU RACISTS

Bagel: Why do I do these things?

Brick: Why not?

Bagel: Brick, can you help me shovel this snow?

Brick: Okay.

(Brick drinks all the snow)

Bagel: Thanks.

Doctor 6ex: I WANTED IT SHOVELED

(Doctor 6ex knocks Bagel out with a shovel and Bagel wakes up from this dream)

Bagel: Ah, I could tell it was a dream from the start. It never snows here.

(Bagel starts laughing, which turns into crying after a while)

Narrator: THE DEPRESSING LIFE OF BAGEL! SUNDAY NIGHTS AT 12:76! NOW TO FOX NEWS

the end
 
NEW FRIDAYS! (short promo)
SLIF LIM SCHOOL!
Mrs. Laura: Maky, you can't play Minecraft in class.
Maky: Who says I can't? I'm not at school.
Mrs. Laura: I'll say that again. Maky, you can't play Minecraft in class.
Maky: Alright, fine.
(Maky starts playing Five Nights At Freddy's)

KINGDUMB!
(An angry mob chases the king onto a bridge. They slow down on the bridge)
Knight: They’re stopping!
(Another angry mob shows up on the other side)
Knight: Just great.

THE SBM SHOW DOUBLE-LENGTH SEASON FINALE!
BobSponge: Well, off to my future!
Bagel: Happy trails! Bye!
(A limo drives by)
Bagel: A limo?!
BobSponge: Does it have bacon?
Limo Driver: Yes.
BobSponge: Screw you guys, I'm leaving home!

AND YOUR FAN MAIL!
 
From the writers of The SBM Show…
They’ve come all the way here from medieval times.
It’s normal.
Knight: WHAT IS HAPPENING
It’s Kingdumb, and it’s got everything!
Talking thrones!
Throne: Uh… um, okay, I guess.
Insurance drones!
Knight: Wait… no… no… AAAAAAHHHHHH!
(A giant robotic arm picks up the knight and carries him away)
Potatoes!
(A potato knocks the king in the head and he falls unconscious)
Gecknados!
(A giant gecko shaped like a whale crashes through the roof)
Laser knives!
Knight: It’s… PERFECT!
Salsa hives!
Knight: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SALSA WASPS!
King: A BEE! A BUZZ!
Things that explode!
(We see a stock explosion as the words “GET ON THE BOAT” flash on the screen)
And on Friday a new episode!
King: EXXXXXXXXXXXCELLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNT!
Kingdumb! New Episodes Friday on Shop Mania!
http://dashopmania.freeforums.org/index.php
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
From the writers of The SBM Show…
They’ve come all the way here from medieval times.
It’s normal.
Knight: WHAT IS HAPPENING
It’s Kingdumb, and it’s got everything!
Talking thrones!
Throne: Uh… um, okay, I guess.
Insurance drones!
Knight: Wait… no… no… AAAAAAHHHHHH!
(A giant robotic arm picks up the knight and carries him away)
Potatoes!
(A potato knocks the king in the head and he falls unconscious)
Gecknados!
(A giant gecko shaped like a whale crashes through the roof)
Laser knives!
Knight: It’s… PERFECT!
Salsa hives!
Knight: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SALSA WASPS!
King: A BEE! A BUZZ!
Things that explode!
(We see a stock explosion as the words “GET ON THE BOAT” flash on the screen)
And on Friday a new episode!
King: EXXXXXXXXXXXCELLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNT!
Kingdumb! New Episodes Friday on Shop Mania!
http://dashopmania.freeforums.org/index.php
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Can you do one for Slif Lim School? I'll PM you the latest episode so you can add some parts from that, too.
 
Lego Spongy said:
Can you do one for Slif Lim School? I'll PM you the latest episode so you can add some parts from that, too.
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Yeah, totally, I'll do one once there's a few unaired episodes in the writer's forum on Shop Mania.
 
TONIGHT, IS THE NIGHT OF PREMIERES!

First, at 7:30 (PST) A new Silf Lim School!
Lego: Oh my god, I can relax for a few minutes!
Narrator: A few minutes of relaxation later...
(Mrs. Laura gets a phone call)
Principal: Your attendance chart says your kid Maky is absent, however we saw him on our surveillance camer-I mean, we saw him out the window.
Mrs. Laura: What? Maky is right here!
Mrs. June: Uh...would you look at the time! I have a dentist appointment!

Then, at 8:00 (PST) A brand new Kingdumb! (On Shop Mania)
Princess: DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
King: It’s all over.
Princess: NO IT’S NOT!
King: Wait… you’re right! I can stop this!
(The king jumps on the heads of the people in the mob, dodging pitchforks and torches, and runs away on the other side of the bridge)
Princess: WAIT! That’s not what I meant!

And finally, at 8:30 (PST) The season finale of The SBM Show!
(We see the four standing on the edge of the helicopter)
Popeye: Shouldn't we be careful with this paaAAAA-
(Popeye falls off the helicopter onto the beach)
Popeye: Ow.
(Bagel crushes him)
Bagel: Hey, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would!
Popeye: For you, maybe...

But it's not over then! We'll be answering your fan mail all night!

Enjoy it, TONIGHT, on Shop Mania!

All times are in PST, so if you have a different timezone, use this to figure it out.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
TONIGHT, IS THE NIGHT OF PREMIERES!

First, at 7:30 (PST) A new Silf Lim School!
Lego: Oh my god, I can relax for a few minutes!
Narrator: A few minutes of relaxation later...
(Mrs. Laura gets a phone call)
Principal: Your attendance chart says your kid Maky is absent, however we saw him on our surveillance camer-I mean, we saw him out the window.
Mrs. Laura: What? Maky is right here!
Mrs. June: Uh...would you look at the time! I have a dentist appointment!

Then, at 8:00 (PST) A brand new Kingdumb! (On Shop Mania)
Princess: DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
King: It’s all over.
Princess: NO IT’S NOT!
King: Wait… you’re right! I can stop this!
(The king jumps on the heads of the people in the mob, dodging pitchforks and torches, and runs away on the other side of the bridge)
Princess: WAIT! That’s not what I meant!

And finally, at 8:30 (PST) The season finale of The SBM Show!
(We see the four standing on the edge of the helicopter)
Popeye: Shouldn't we be careful with this paaAAAA-
(Popeye falls off the helicopter onto the beach)
Popeye: Ow.
(Bagel crushes him)
Bagel: Hey, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would!
Popeye: For you, maybe...

But it's not over then! We'll be answering your fan mail all night!

Enjoy it, TONIGHT, on Shop Mania!

All times are in PST, so if you have a different timezone, use this to figure it out.
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Did you see my edits for the finale?
 
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