The SBM Show

BagelsinEurope said:
SBManiac: I’ll turn on the radio. That almost always calms everybody down.
Singer: (on radio) AND I’M LIKE YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLOLOLOLOLO
(Everybody in the limo has a brief seizure for no apparent reason, and SBManiac drives off of a cliff)
My favorite part of the whole series...
 
We'll both answer the questions without reading each other's comments until they get posted! That would be funny.
 
The 12 days of SBMtopia start today!
Get ready for a short, preview, behind-the-scenes look, or new episode every day until the finale while we answer your fan mail! First, here’s a sneak peek of Kingdumb, coming on March 6th!
King: (on the floor) WHO DARES INVADE MY CASTLE? And at such an hour…
Princess: He’s not an invader! He’s just the pizza delivery guy!
(The princess opens the door and hands the pizza delivery guy the money. The PDG reaches to give the princess the pizza, but the king very slowly slides out of the door, squinting)
PDG: Uh… sir?
King: WE HAVE CAUGHT RED HANDED IN YOUR CRIMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(The king picks up the PDG)
Princess: DUDE! HE’S HERE TO GIVE US FOOD!
(The princess puts the PDG back on the ground)
Princess: Sir, I am so sorry, I-
King: TERRORIST!
Princess: (loud whisper) What is your problem?
King: I can’t believe my own daughter would betray me!
Princess: Here. Take this.
(The princess reaches out to give the PDG a large tip. He takes it and walks away)
PDG: Oh, it’s quite alright. Nice costumes.
(The king lunges out at the PDG. Right before he tackles him, the screen goes black. We fade in and see the princess, the king and the knight looking down at the unconscious PDG)
Knight: Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man, what are we going to do?
King: I KNOW WHAT!
(The king raises the knight’s sword above his head, with the knight still hanging onto it)
King: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
BE THERE!
FAN MAIL TIME!
Old Man Leeroy Jenkins asked:

How much drugs and crack did you have to take to make this show?!

A lot of waffles and many bottles of gatorade. :P
 
Based on this post: http://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/41956-on-this-day/#entry821693
SBEEM M SHOW SHORET
Brick: BAGALL DO NOT WATCH NEW EPASODE IT MAY NOT CONTAIN SPAT
Bagel: BRICK BRICK I'M DYING
Brick: I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH NEW EPASODE
Bagel: I'M DYINH BRICK
Brick: YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME BAAGAL
Bagel: TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
Brick: I'M AM ALREADY DRIUVHUNUNG
Bagel: I'M DGYING BROK
Brick: WHY BAGALL WHY WHY AHVE YOU DIDN'T LISTENED TO ME BAEEGAGGLE
Bagel: BROFK I'M DYNMING
(WE ARE CUUT TO BAGALL'S FUUNEEARRALL)
Brick: BAGALLLLL WBHY DIDN'T YOYU LISTEN TO BE BAEAGLE IWAS TRRY TO HELP YOU BAEAGLE
Bagel: I GOTTA HAVE A GOOD MEAL
Brick: OH ::dolphin noise:: BAGALL IS REINCARNATE AS GARFIELF AND AS JOAHN
Bagel: GILIFRIDE WHY ARE YOU BAD CAT
Brick: BAGALL WHY DID YOU COME BAXCK YOUR FUNEARAL WAS COST LOST OF MONEY
Bagel: I'M AM RETURN ::dolphin noise::
Brick: THAT'S IT BAEAGGLE YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LUINE
ssj: nOtHiNg To SeE hAaR fOrKs
Brick: SPOONF
(Brick's face fills the screen, then he freezes and glitches out)
 
Day 3 of the 12 days! Today... How Bagel Makes Episodes!
"This is my transcript making process. Usually, at school or at home I write it on paper. It's a rough draft and very sloppy. I write the whole thing on paper, then on every Friday, I copy the transcript into typing. As I go through, I add jokes and make minor revisions. This is how I sometimes delete them due to the slightly flimsy process, but it's how I operate." Quote from him on the Shop Forums.
Later today, I'll see if I can get Bagel to post a picture of one of his pages! Also, please send in your fan mail by March 13th!
 
Here ya go:
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Here's a promotional poster I made in class today:

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Can you find all 11 MLG-isms? They will be revealed when the episode airs at 8:30 PST tonight!

Other times:
MST: 9:30
CST: 10:30
EST: 11:30
UK: 5:30 AM
 
...Welp

For this day of SBMtopia, you get that poster.

Because of a stupid error, I deleted the finished copy I just made. Now I'll have to reedit the whole entire thing and type it all over again. I feel like Popeye in the whack-a-mole scene of this episode.

Sorry for the inconvenience.
 
It's okay.
THE TAPIRS CRIED FOR JIGGLENUT PUDDING. AS BAGEL WAS ABOUT TO POST THE EPISODE, THEIR SCREAMS BECAME LOUDER, CAUSING BAGEL TO DELETE THE FILE BECAUSE TAPIRS.
 
Episode 19A
Mountains out of Molehills
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to two underground moles)

Mole: m8, I need a gr8 new pl8ce to st8y!

Mole 2: I know a gr8 pl8ce m8! Above us!

Mole: th8x m8!

(Mole pops up into Popeye's house)

Popeye: Nothing like some classical music to sooth the burn of being mauled by a sociopathic chimpanzee-A MOLE?!

Mole: yo m8

Popeye: Go away!

Mole: no m8, an MLG mole needs a gr8 pl8ce! and this one is 8/8 gr8 m8

Popeye: Well, I want you gone! I don't need any more pests!

Mole: well you get rekt m8

Popeye: What?

Mole: m8, it's simple MLG.

Popeye: What's "MLG"?

Mole: oh my gawd he doesn't know MLG illuminati confirmed ∞spooky(√-1)me

Popeye: what

Mole: ITS FRAGGING MLG

Popeye: ITS FRAGGING ANNOYING! IVE PUT UP WITH THIS LONG ENOUGH!

(Popeye pulls out a 2000 ton sledgehammer)

Mole: ...crap

(Popeye hits, but the mole ducks in it's mole hole)

Popeye: RRRGH!

Narrator: WHACK A MOLE!

(We see an 8bit Popeye trying to hit a bunch of moles, but failing every time, until he hits it so hard, the screen breaks, and he gets a game over screen)

Narrator: YOU LOSE!

(Popeye rips open the screen and we cut back to reality)

Popeye: GO AWAY!

Mole: But m8, I gotta noscope! And quickscope!

Mole: Wait, quickscoping or noscoping?

(The mole keeps repeating the line above over and over, with an unimpressed Popeye)

Popeye: STOP! You are so annoying, you'd better race out of this residence immediately, or I'll get the jackhammer!

Mole: Race out? Th8x m8, I know, I should go SANIC THE HEDGEHORG!

(Popeye facepalms)

Popeye: You are so uncivilized.

Mole: well you get rekt m8

Popeye: Go do something else!

Mole: Smoke weed everyday?

Popeye: NO! We need some music around here.

Mole: I got that m8!

(Darude Sandstorm plays)

Popeye: No! No! Nope! Never!

Mole: cool down m8

(X-Files theme plays)

Popeye: *sigh*

Mole: I'm lagging m8! The video games!

(Mole pulls out an Xbox One)

Mole: This is a necessity to gr8 MLG players m8.

Popeye: Necessity, eh?

(Popeye gets an evil smirk)

Popeye: Here, why don't you get snacks, that should keep you busy for a while.

Mole: Already got some gr8 ones m8.

(Mole pulls out Mountain Dew)

Popeye: Should've guessed.

Mole: OH MY GAWD! I FORGOT THE DORITOS!

(The mole digs a hole into the ground)

Popeye: THIS IS MY CHANCE! I CAN DESTROY THE XBOX ONE TO GET RID OF THAT "MLG" MOLE!

(Popeye keeps destroying the Xbox One with a baseball bat)

Popeye: There! No more mole, now I can relax.

(The mole pops out of the floor)

Mole: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

Popeye: Looks like you'll have to leave!

Shrek: Or does he?

Popeye: Oh no...

Mole and Shrek: JUST GOT SHREKT M8!

Popeye: Why must these things happen?

Mole: GET THE SKRILLEX ON!

(Skrillex music starts playing and Mole and Shrek start playing video games on Shrek's Xbox One)

Mole: YO SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

Popeye: I'm leaving now.

Mole: ur a loser and you get rekt m8

Shrek: ya m8 everything's so gr8 m8

Popeye: JUST NO. I'M LEAVING.

(Popeye walks outside)

Mole: He's green with it m8.

(We cut to outside)

Popeye: Who do they think they are, going in with some house warming with there "MLG" bologna-

BobSponge: Did somebody say house warming? Hey everybody, Popeye's throwing a house warming!

Popeye: How am I not surprised. *sighs*

(All of SBMtopia runs into Popeye's house)

Storm: WHO WANTS PIZZAS?

Popeye: Give them to the people inside.

Storm: Okay!

(Storm runs inside, making the house even bigger)

Popeye: Uh-oh...

(Popeye's house explodes)

Popeye: Oh no...

BobSponge: That was the most swagtastic party ever! #swag

All of SBMtopia: #swag

BobSponge: Yay! I started a fad! #swag

Popeye: Another fad? And my house destroyed? By a mole? This day can't get any worse.

SpongeCob: Never say never, Popeye!

Popeye: Oh, what's the point?

(Popeye shoots himself)

SpongeCob: I'm not sure if I should laugh or be sad. Whatever! #swag

All of SBMtopia: #swag

Storm: I GOT PIZZAS! #swag

Mole: This is a gr8 day m8!

(END)
 
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