THE SBM SHOW: SEASON 1! COMING TO DVD! The DVD you’ve been waiting for since we’ve told you you were waiting for it includes… *Every single Season 1 episode! *10 SBM Show Shorts! -Holiday Confused -El Show SBM -A Quaint Christmas -In Memoriam -Post-Post-Christmas Pain Pain -Merry Christmas From SBM -HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD -Who Needs SBC? -BAGALL AND BRACKSPANGE *The first episode of Kingdumb! *Behind the scenes features! -Brick talks about deleted scenes and unused ideas -How Bagel writes episodes *Season 2 episode 1 preview! *Original episode commercials from SBM! -Wackos Vs. Wild commercial 1 -Wackos Vs. Wild commercial 2 -Christmas Special commercial 1 -Christmas Special commercial 2 *Alternate endings for Battle Of The Bagels written by Brick! Coming on Friday, March 13th!
THE SBM SHOW: SEASON 1! COMING TO DVD![/size] The DVD you’ve been waiting for since we’ve told you you were waiting for it includes… [/size] *Every single Season 1 episode![/size] *10 SBM Show Shorts![/size] -Holiday Confused[/size] -El Show SBM[/size] -A Quaint Christmas[/size] -In Memoriam[/size] -Post-Post-Christmas Pain Pain[/size] -Merry Christmas From SBM[/size] -HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD[/size] -Who Needs SBC?[/size] -BAGALL AND BRACKSPANGE[/size] *The first episode of Kingdumb![/size] *Behind the scenes features![/size] -Brick talks about deleted scenes and unused ideas[/size] -How Bagel writes episodes[/size] *Season 2 episode 1 preview![/size] *Original episode commercials from SBM![/size] -Wackos Vs. Wild commercial 1[/size] -Wackos Vs. Wild commercial 2[/size] -Christmas Special commercial 1[/size] -Christmas Special commercial 2[/size] *Alternate endings for Battle Of The Bagels written by Brick![/size] Coming on Friday, March 13th![/size]
I did a bad translation SBM Short. Read now or take a pee.
Original:
"THE SBM SHOW SHORT!
Episode 19A 1/2
Bad Translator Short!
Written by BagelsinEurope (translations by bad translator)
Bagel: So, what is going on?
Brick: YEY LOLLIPOPS
Popeye: I can't even understand what we're saying!
Bagel: We're having a bad translation?"
...22 translations later, Bad Translator gives us:
"IT's a little bit of time! Group 19A1/2 And bad translation on the map. Know of BagelsinEurope (translation) The bread? White: e-business opportunities in chocolate. Bob, I don't know what you're talking about! Dad, I don't want to"
El ladrillo es una locura para escribir este (Brick is insane for writing this, also known as The Spanish Episode and Bagel, Brick And Beyond)
Escrito por ladrillo Esponja Veinte Quince
Bagel: Así que, espera, ¿por qué es este episodio en español? Ya hicimos el corto español. ¿No era eso realmente suficiente?
Ladrillo: Bueno, necesitábamos un episodio de relleno, así que escribí esto.
Bagel: ¿Por qué?
Ladrillo: Bueno, pensamos que el especial de Año Nuevo que prohíben escribió no fue lo suficientemente largo para un especial, así que escribí esto como un episodio de pareja. Pero entonces usted dijo que iba a escribir la pareja, por lo que decidí hacer esto para el episodio de esta Viernes de esta semana en lugar de uno de los otros que estaba planeando.
Bagel: Bueno, ¿qué estamos esperando? Horas de diversión!
(Vemos un montaje de Bagel y ladrillo publicar cosas increíblemente vulgares en SBM en español)
ssj: STOP! VOY A BAN USTED!
Bagel: ¿Por qué?
ssj: Los niños pueden usar el traductor de google.
Bagel: Oh, está bien. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Ladrillo: No te preocupes, Bagel. EE.UU.! EE.UU.!
Mientras tanto ...
Moxley: Ahora estamos en español? Esta ciudad está haciendo demasiado extraño!
(Moxley deja la ciudad y ssj persigue ladrillo y Bagel fuera de él. Sin ninguna autoridad, la ciudad se desmorona)
Popeye: te mataré!
BobSponge: mi pierna!
OMLJ: AAAAAH me robaste el eslogan!
(Jerry empala OMLJ en la nariz de un pez espada y golpea Drifter de un acantilado con él)
Drifter: hallaréis CIERRE EN CACTUS EN FORMA DE PAPEL HIGIÉNICO EN DVD!
(Poseidón empala Jerry en un cactus)
Jerry: LAS LEYENDAS SON VERDAD! (muere)
Prohibir: AL BATMOBILE!
(Expediente X tema)
Batman: No. Usted no puede tener mi batmobile. Estoy grabando un comercial de juguetes con ella en este momento.
Prohibir: ¿Y qué sería eso?
(Vemos el comercial)
Cantantes: LA VIDA EN EL DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE
(Batman está de pie junto a una jirafa con un vendaje alrededor del cuello)
Batman: (vocecita niño) te voy a hacer todo lo mejor!
Locutor: COMPRAR PIT PARADA DE BATMAN PARA ANIMALES DEFECTUOSOS EN SU DISTRIBUIDOR LOCAL CHEVY / FORD
(Pantalla Azul de la Muerte)
(Cortamos de vuelta a los ciudadanos la destrucción de la ciudad)
Prez: Comerciales! AAAAHHH! FELIZ NO BASTA!
(Prez golpea Batman en la cabeza con una sartén)
GriffBob: OH NO! ELLOS SU FALLIDO BATMOBILE!
Ladrillo: Bueno, eso es todo. Ya he terminado con este :: ruido delfín ::. Sólo hay un equipo de superhéroes de verdad, y eso es Baman Y piderman:
Ladrillo: USTED son defectuosos (Muertes ladrillo)
(Brick salta de la nada)
Ladrillo: me hiciste llorar (Muertes ladrillo)
Ladrillo: Voy a matar a toda su familia! YO SOY SU FAMILIA! (Muertes ladrillo)
(Cortamos en Bagel, Ladrillo, ssj y Moxley viendo que esto suceda en una colina cerca de la ciudad)
Bagel: ¿De dónde salieron todos esos clones de vosotros?
Ladrillo: y yo soy como YOLO YOLO SWAG SWAG SWAG YOLO YOLO SWAG (estalla en confeti y embutidos)
ssj: Bueno, eso era- (Las salchichas explotan en "materia blanca" que se pone en la cara de todo el mundo)
BobSponge: Panecillo, tengo miedo. Las salchichas de Francfort pueden poner cosas blanco sobre mí otra vez.
(Bagel obtiene una expresión horrorizada mientras Moxley sonríe sugestivamente)
ssj: OKAY! Eso es suficiente!
Ladrillo: (bastón de caramelo que cuelga de la boca) amor malezas
Bagel: ¡Oh, no! Finalmente me di cuenta ... Se trata de una secuela de episodio del nuevo año!
(Expediente X tema)
Bagel: Bueno, eso es suficiente.
ssj: (suspira) Recuerda los viejos tiempos?
Ladrillo: Eres realmente TODD! Te mataré!
(Expediente X tema)
Bagel: ¿Quién sigue haciendo eso?
APOYAR SU PIT STOP LOCAL PARA ANIMALES DEFECTUOSOS
Batman: MI PELO ES TAN BONITO
(Cortamos a una emisión de emergencia, con el sonido de ser increíblemente fuerte. Todo el mundo muere en una explosión)
Ladrillo: Yo soy hombre araña que los gusanos
The Spanish Episode
Written by BrickSponge2015
Bagel: So, wait, why is this episode in Spanish? We already did the Spanish short. Was that really not enough?
Brick: Well, we needed a filler episode, so I wrote this.
Bagel: Why?
Brick: Well, we thought that the New Year’s Special that Prohibit wrote wasn’t long enough for a special, so I wrote this as a partner episode. But then you said that you’d write the partner, so I decided to make this for this friday’s episode this week instead of one of the others I was planning.
Bagel: Well, what are we waiting for? HOURS OF FUN!
(We see a montage of Bagel and Brick posting incredibly vulgar things on SBM in spanish)
ssj: STOP! I’M GONNA BAN YOU!
Bagel: Why?
ssj: Kids can use google translate.
Bagel: Oh, okay. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Brick: Don’t worry, Bagel. USA! USA!
Meanwhile…
Moxley: Now we’re in spanish? This town’s getting too weird!
(Moxley leaves the town and ssj chases Brick and Bagel out of it. Without any authority, the town falls apart)
Popeye: I’LL KILL YOU!
BobSponge: MY LEG!
OMLJ: AAAAAH YOU STOLE MY CATCHPHRASE!
(Jerry impales OMLJ on a swordfish’s nose and whacks Drifter off of a cliff with it)
Drifter: YOU SHALL FIND CLOSURE IN CACTUS SHAPED TOILET PAPER ON DVD!
(Poseidon impales Jerry on a cactus)
Jerry: THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE! (dies)
Prohibit: TO THE BATMOBILE!
(X Files theme)
Batman: No. You can’t have my batmobile. I’m recording a toy commercial with it right now.
Prohibit: And what would that be?
(We see the commercial)
Singers: LIFE IN THE DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE
(Batman is standing next to a giraffe with a bandage around it’s neck)
Batman: (little kid voice) I’ll make you all better!
Announcer: BUY BATMAN’S PIT STOP FOR DEFECTIVE ANIMALS AT YOUR LOCAL CHEVY/FORD DEALER
(Blue Screen Of Death)
(We cut back to the citizens destroying the town)
Prez: COMMERCIALS! AAAAHHH! NOT ENOUGH HAPPY!
(Prez hits Batman over the head with a frying pan)
GriffBob: OH NO! THEY BOTCHED THEIR BATMOBILE!
Brick: Okay, that’s it. I’m done with this ::dolphin noise::. There’s only one real superhero team, and that’s Baman And Piderman:
Brick: YOU ARE FLAWED (Kills Brick)
(Brick jumps out of nowhere)
Brick: YOU MADE ME CRY (Kills Brick)
Brick: I’LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! I AM YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! (Kills Brick)
(We cut to Bagel, Brick, ssj and Moxley watching this happen on a hill near the city)
Bagel: Where did all those clones of you come from?
Brick: AND I’M LIKE YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG (explodes into confetti and sausages)
ssj: Well, that was- (The sausages explode into “white stuff” that gets on everybody’s face)
BobSponge: Bagel, I’m scared. The wieners might put white stuff on me again.
(Bagel gets a horrified expression while Moxley grins suggestively)
ssj: OKAY! THAT’S ENOUGH!
Brick: (candy cane hanging out of mouth) love weed
Bagel: Oh no! I finally realized… This is a sequel to the new year’s episode!
(X Files theme)
Bagel: Okay, that’s enough.
ssj: (sighs) Remember the good old days?
Brick: YOU’RE REALLY TODD! I’LL KILL YOU!
(X Files theme)
Bagel: Who keeps doing that?
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PIT STOP FOR DEFECTIVE ANIMALS
Batman: MY HAIR’S SO PRETTY
(We cut to an Emergency Broadcast, with the sound being incredibly loud. Everybody then dies in an explosion)
Brick: (drunk) I’m Spiderman you maggots
Google Translated version because the mistranslations are lolzy
The episode Spanish
Written by brick Fifteen Twenty Sponge
Bagel: So, wait, why is this episode in Spanish? We did the Spanish short. Is not that really enough?
Brick: Well, we needed a filler episode, so I wrote this.
Bagel: Why?
Brick: Well, we thought the special New Year prohibiting wrote was not long enough for a special, so I wrote this as an episode of partner. But then you said you would write the couple, so I decided to do this for episode this Friday this week instead of one of the others he was planning.
Bagel: Well, what are we waiting for? Hours of fun!
(We see a montage of Bagel and brick publish incredibly vulgar things in SBM in Spanish)
ssj: STOP! I WILL BAN YOU!
Bagel: Why?
ssj: Children can use the google translator.
Bagel: Oh, okay. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Brick: Do not worry, Bagel. USA.! USA.!
In the meantime ...
Moxley: We are now in Spanish? This city is getting too weird!
(Moxley leaves the city and ssj pursues Bagel brick and beyond. Without authority, the city crumbles)
Popeye: I'll kill you!
BobSponge: my leg!
OMLJ: AAAAAH stole my slogan!
(Jerry impales OMLJ in the nose of a swordfish and hits Drifter of a cliff with him)
Drifter: CLOSING will find CACTUS IN THE FORM OF TOILET PAPER ON DVD!
(Poseidon Jerry impaled on a cactus)
Jerry: LEGENDS ARE TRUE! (dies)
Prohibit: THE BATMOBILE!
(X-Files theme)
Batman: No. You can not have my batmobile. I'm shooting a commercial for toys with her right now.
Prohibit: And what would that be?
(See the commercial)
Singers: LIFE IN THE DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE
(Batman is standing next to a giraffe with a bandage around his neck)
Batman: (boy little voice) I'll make everything better!
Announcer: PIT STOP SHOP FOR DEFECTIVE BATMAN IN YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CHEVY / FORD
(Blue Screen of Death)
(Cut back to the citizens the destruction of the city)
Prez: Commercial! AAAAHHH! HAPPY NOT ENOUGH!
(Prez hits Batman in the head with a frying pan)
GriffBob: OH NO! THEY FAILED THE BATMOBILE!
Brick: Well, that's all. I'm done with this dolphin :: :: noise. There is only one true superhero team, and that's Baman And piderman:
Brick: YOU are defective (Kills brick)
(Brick jumps out of nowhere)
Brick: I did mourn (Kills brick)
Brick: I'll kill your whole family! I AM YOUR FAMILY! (Kills brick)
(Cut to Bagel, Brick, ssj and Moxley seeing this happen on a hill near the town)
Bagel: Where did all those clones of you?
Brick: and I'm like SWAG SWAG SWAG YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO SWAG (explodes into confetti and sausages)
ssj: Well, that was- (sausages explode in "white matter" that gets in the face of worldwide)
BobSponge: Bagel, I have fear. Frankfurters can put white stuff on me again.
(Bagel gets a horrified expression as Moxley smiling suggestively)
ssj: OKAY! That's enough!
Brick: (candy cane hanging from his mouth) love weed
Bagel: Oh, no! I finally realized ... This is a sequel episode of the new year!
(X-Files theme)
Bagel: Well, that's enough.
ssj: (sighs) Remember the old days?
Brick: You really TODD! I'll kill you!
(X-Files theme)
Bagel: Who's doing that?
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FOR DEFECTIVE PIT STOP ANIMAL
Batman: MY HAIR IS SO PRETTY
(We cut to an emergency broadcast, the sound to be incredibly strong. Everyone dies in an explosion)
Brick: (drunk) I am Spiderman you worms
Dedicated to Harris Wittels and the show he was executive producer of
May he live on in our hearts and Parks and Recreation live on in memes
Mole: OH MY GAWD! I FORGOT THE DORITOS!
(The mole digs a hole into the ground)
Popeye: THIS IS MY CHANCE! I CAN DESTROY THE XBOX ONE TO GET RID OF THAT "MLG" MOLE!
(Popeye keeps destroying the Xbox One with a baseball bat)
Popeye: There! No more mole, now I can relax.
(The mole pops out of the floor)
Mole: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Popeye: Looks like you'll have to leave!
Shrek: Or does he?
Popeye: Oh no...
A VERY MLG EPISODE! BE THERE AND BRING YOUR DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!
Mole: OH MY GAWD! I FORGOT THE DORITOS!
(The mole digs a hole into the ground)
Popeye: THIS IS MY CHANCE! I CAN DESTROY THE XBOX ONE TO GET RID OF THAT "MLG" MOLE!
(Popeye keeps destroying the Xbox One with a baseball bat)
Popeye: There! No more mole, now I can relax.
(The mole pops out of the floor)
Mole: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Popeye: Looks like you'll have to leave!
Shrek: Or does he?
Popeye: Oh no...
A VERY MLG EPISODE! BE THERE AND BRING YOUR DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!
Original text: "Hey, Bagel, is that finale finished? Is it okay if I make a last minute edit or two? By the way, production on Season 2 started around Christmas. Prepare for YAK." ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "In addition, a last minute change of bread, or both, no, question 2 in the morning was very good. James prepare."
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