The SBM Show

New DVD is out
Preview for upcoming ep:

Moxley: Hello everyone! I’m Mrs. Cripples, your new substitute.
Bagel: Huh? No. You’re obviously Moxley! Come on, I know it’s you.
Moxley: Who’s Moxley? Bagel, go to the principal’s office!
Bagel: What? Why?
Moxley: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Brick: die lol
Moxley: AHHHHHHHHH
 
Announcement: Amazing Brick has wrote an extra episode so I can write some less. Two episodes have been removed: "The Little Black Book" and "No Valentine". The two have been replaced with this one and another idea from a guest. You can make that article on the Lost Media Wiki now. If you wanted to know what the two episodes were going to be about, PM me. If enough people PM me, I'll put the episodes in Season 3. Episodes in the regular schedule will air this Friday and then everything will get back to normal.

Episode 16A
#dream
Written by BrickSponge2015 and based on a dream that one of his friends had
(We see Bagel’s empty 5th grade English class at 10:00 AM. He, Brick, BobSponge, Ling-Ling, Cha, MMM, kevin, Poseidon and Award pop out of nowhere into the seats. The door opens and Moxley walks in wearing a purple wig and a pink T-shirt with blue jeans)
Brick: Wow, this is just like my 5th grade writing class!
Bagel: Yeah, it’s like mine too. But where’s the teacher?
Moxley: Hello everyone! I’m Mrs. Cripples, your new substitute.
Bagel: Huh? No. You’re obviously Moxley! Come on, I know it’s you.
Moxley: Who’s Moxley? Bagel, go to the principal’s office!
Bagel: What? Why?
Moxley: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Brick: die lol
Moxley: AHHHHHHHHH
(Bagel and Brick walk down the hallway, past a classroom. Popeye pokes his head out)
Bagel: Hey, Popeye.
Popeye: What? I’m not Popeye. I’m your math teacher, Don Yodels.
Bagel: Uh… okay.
Popeye: Got in trouble with the substitute?
Bagel: Yeah.
Popeye: Hmm. Well, I’m sure you’ll do better when you switch to my classroom at 11:30.
Bagel: Um… yeah, I will.
Popeye: Bye now!
(Popeye closes the door)
Brick: Wow. I can’t believe Mr. Yodels and his kids are so nice when his wife is such a jerk.
Bagel: His wife’s a jerk?
Brick: Yeah, remember? Back in third grade.
Bagel: Oh yeah, I remember that. But wait, that wasn't Mr. Yodels! That was Popeye!
Brick: You’re right. I guess I forgot what he looked like so my head made up a placeholder. Same with the substitute, since even if they have different names, they all look like someone who is a main or recurring character in this series and not a new one.
Bagel: The series that is our lives?
Brick: Uh, sure.
(They are about to walk down the stairs to go to the office when they hear a sound. They turn around and see Popeye/Mr. Yodels and Moxley/Mrs. Cripples kissing)
Bagel: Uhhhhhh…
Moxley: Isn’t this romantic?
Popeye: Yes it is, my sweet-
(Moxley runs off)
Popeye: Wait, where’d he go?
Popeye’s Five-Year-Old Son: Daddy! Daddy! Look!
(Moxley is kidnapping Popeye’s Two-Year-Old Son)
Popeye: She’s got my baby! Okay, son. I’m no longer daddy. I am…
(Popeye suddenly has a cape and is hovering in mid-air)
Popeye: BALD MOMMY!
Bagel: But you’re not bald!
(Popeye’s hair self-destructs)
Popeye: Get on!
(Bagel and Brick jump on Popeye’s back and he flies forwards)
Cha: *giggling*
Mrs. Cripples: CHILDREN! STOP THAT MAN!
(Mrs. Cripples jumps out the third-story window, and lands on the stairs in front of the school. She runs forwards. Mrs. Yodels gets a machine gun and starts shooting everything in the third-story hallway)
Award: PEOPLE! WE NEED TO HELP OUR TEACHER BALD MOMMY!
BobSponge: Why?
Award: HE’S A FIRETRUCKING SUPERHERO! GOD!
(Everyone runs outside. A crack opens up in the earth, and Mrs. Cripples falls in, flailing her legs for no apparent reason. Everyone looks on, horrified, as the baby flies off of her shoulders and bounces off the edges of the cliff wall)
Ling-Ling: Too dark! TOO DARK!
(Everything explodes. Bagel, Popeye, Moxley and Brick find themselves floating in a white void of nothingness)
Bagel: Read any good books lately?
Popeye: Well, I-
(Everything goes black and we hear music. We fade in to a concert, where Bagel is lost in a crowd)
Bagel: Man, I really need to use the bathroom.
BobSponge: THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
(Bagel walks over to a Port-a-Potty. He knocks on the door. Storm and TheOpenWindowManiac are inside. TOWM jumps out, and Storm is holding a notepad for some reason)
Storm: We are the secret spy team. We are here to spy on you.
Bagel: But can I just use the-
(They slam the door in Bagel’s face. cwn walks over)
cwn: Okay, man. There’s only one more bathroom in the area. It’s gonna be a long shot, but you need to risk it.
(cwn points at a bouncy house while dramatic music plays)
Bagel: What? I’m not going to pee in a bouncy house.
cwn: Look up.
(Bagel looks up. The bouncy house is actually a giant bouncy tower)
Bagel: WHOAAAAAA!
(We see a slow-motion montage of Bagel climbing up huge inflatable ladders, grabbing onto a rope and climbing up the inflatable wall, and finally getting to the top and collapsing. There is an inflatable slide)
Bagel: Aw, what? I thought there was gonna be a bathroom up here. Might as well go down the slide.
(Bagel takes a step forwards, and the slide disappears. The wind blows the tower forward, and Bagel almost falls out. He grabs onto the edge of the tower and almost falls out. He screams, falls out, and we fade to black. Bagel wakes up, and a slightly distorted version of “Thrift Shop” is playing)
Prez: I hate this song.
(Prez explodes into confetti and sausages. He disappears along with the confetti, but the sausages freeze in mid-air, glitch out, and fly back and forth like it’s “reversing”. The sausages disintegrate)
Bagel: Okay, this is getting creepy.
(Dora shows up with sunglasses wearing a gold chain, moonwalking into Bagel’s vision)
Dora: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Bagel: Uhhh…
Boots: (wearing Nikes) YO-YO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
(We cut to Bagel and Justin Bieber playing basketball against Dora and Boots)
Justin Bieber: K, little belieber. Let’s take out the trash!
(We see a closeup on JB’s face)
Justin Bieber: HOT GARBAGEMAN
Boots: YOU DON’T GOT THE GUTS
(The song gets increasingly high-pitched and distorted, until there’s a huge explosion. Bagel flies away from the explosion, and we cut back to Bagel and Brick on Popeye’s back, flying out of the school in slow motion. Moxley, who is running out of the school holding Popeye’s child, shapeshifts into a woman with a ton of wedding rings on her hands. The real Moxley flies out of nowhere and punches her in the face, and takes the child, jumping over the gorge. The woman with all of the rings shapeshifts into a lion and grabs the child from Moxley in mid-air. ssj then comes out of the lion’s mouth and grabs the child. The child then turns into GriffBob and GriffBob punches ssj in the face, still in slow-motion)
ssj: YOU’RE THE WORST MUSIC TEACHER I’VE EVER HAD!
(ssj punches GriffBob in the face. GriffBob then impales ssj on a trumpet)
Prez: Heh-heh! My EVil PlAN is FALLING into PLACe-
Bagel: Wait! That’s it!
(Bagel shapeshifts through several different forms, one on every lowercase letter)
Bagel: EvErYoNe! StOp!
(We see another explosion. Bagel, Popeye, Moxley, and Brick wake up laying on the ground in Prez’s lab)
Popeye: What? What just happened?
Prez: Darn! My plan failed!
Moxley: What?
Bagel: You screwed with our dreams? How would that help you take over the world? I’m just a normal guy!
Prez: Oh, it’s not my plan to take over the world. It’s my plan to become a main character! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The End

Sneak Peek for 16B:

Narrator: zzzzzz

Executive Producer: WAKE UP! We don't pay you to sleep on the job! You're a full time narrator!

Narrator: (wakes up) zzzzwha?

Executive Producer I SAID, We don't pay you to sleep on the job! You're a full time narrator!

Narrator: You don't pay me at all and the show only airs on Fridays.

Executive Producer: WHATEVER! GET BACK TO NARRATING!
 
Episode 16B
Bunk Bedlam
Written by BagelsinEurope and Award

(Episode begins with Popeye waking up)

Popeye: *yawns* What a beautiful day! The sky is blue, the sun is out, and the view is perfect-

BobSponge (out the window): BURGER

Popeye: And just like that, my day is ruined.

(We cut out the window to where Bagel and BobSponge are riding donkeys)

Bagel: Whee!

BobSponge: COLD SANDWICH

(Popeye walks outside)

Popeye: THIS IS IDIOTIC! STOP!

Bagel: Popeye, why-

MAGIC!: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUUUUUDE

Bagel: Um, wrong time

MAGIC!: I'm gonna marry her anyway.

(walks up to a dead fish)

MAGIC!: Lisa, will you marry me?

Dead Fish: BRIAN!

(MAGIC! and the dead fish kiss and run into the sunset)

Bagel: How does that even-

Popeye: Ask the writers.

RL Bagel: NO

BobSponge: Great job!

Bagel: *laughs*

BobSponge: GOBORJSU

Popeye: That's it. I'm sick of living here. I can't live next to these dweebs! Who here is sane?

(Popeye searches the street)

Popeye: Aha! That guy who I can't remember his name that lives down the street!

(Popeye runs to Award's house, and knocks on the door)

Award: Yes?

Popeye: I need help. My house is having problems. Can I move in?

Award: That's an odd question but okay-

Popeye: OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

(Popeye runs to his house, comes back with a big stack of everything he has, and runs inside Award's house)

Award: Um, that was fast.

Popeye: Life is good again.

Award: Yay, someone likes me!

Popeye: Well, I'm gonna cut some pineapple now.

(We cut to an outer view of Schadenfreude St.)

(silence)

Bagel: What happened to the narrator? This would be a good moment.

Narrator: zzzzzz

Executive Producer: WAKE UP! We don't pay you to sleep on the job! You're a full time narrator!

Narrator: (wakes up) zzzzwha?

Executive Producer: I SAID, We don't pay you to sleep on the job! You're a full time narrator!

Narrator: You don't pay me at all and the show only airs on Fridays.

Executive Producer: WHATEVER! GET BACK TO NARRATING!

Narrator: Okay, what's happening in this plot?

Popeye (heard but not seen): AAAAAAAAAH!

Narrator: POPEYE'S SCREAMING! AND IT'S COMING FROM AWARD'S HOUSE! THAT MUST MEAN THAT...

Narrator: Award kidnapped Popeye.

Bagel: What?

Narrator: AWARD KIDNAPPED POPEYE!

Bagel: OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO SPREAD THE NEWS!

(Bagel runs to the Town Square)

Bagel: ATTENTION! AWARD KIDNAPPED POPEYE!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAH!

ssj: AWARD KIDNAPPED POPEYE! TAKE HIM DOWN!

Griffbob: Actually, my statistics prove that Award didn't actually kidnap Popeye-

ssj: QUICK! A PAL FOR GARY IS ON!

Supmandude: Oh boy!

Griffbob: Why is that important? There's no TV-

ssj: THE QUICK BROWN FOX!

Griffbob: I HAVE TO JUMP OVER THE LAZY DOG!

Bagel: This plot makes no sense.

ssj: To be fair, you wrote it.

RL Bagel: No, I wrote it.

Bagel: DUPLICATES!

(5,000 Bricks appear)

All 5,000 Bricks: DUPLICATION PARTY!

Bagel: I don't even-

ssj: AWARD! We have you surrounded!

Award: WAIT! I have proof that I didn't do it!

ssj: What?

Award: Read the transcript!

ssj: Ok.

(timecard) Narrator: One transcript later...

ssj: Award, you are not guilty of your charges.

Award: YAY!

ssj: And we are calling the narrator guilty of misinformation!

Narrator: YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME! I'M JUST A VOICE FROM ABOVE!

ssj: NOOOOO

Bagel: Well, that just happened.

BobSponge: Moo.

THE END

Sneak peek will be uploaded later.
 
Not going to give any huge spoilers, but we have some really good episodes coming up. Next season is going to have some crazy ones and Bagel has an epic finale planned. I'm happy to answer any questions you have about the show... as long as it's nothing that would give away too much :)
 
Preview:

Cha: You got the tickets?
Brick: Holding all 22 of them right in my back pocket.
Popeye: I still don’t see why Moxley couldn’t get us all in for free.
(Someone offscreen throws a brick at Popeye. He flies backwards out of a window, through the walls of all of the city’s 5,330 and counting houses, and into space. He starts choking, gets hit by a rocket, and lands on the moon)
Morgan Freeman: The cow jumped over the moon. As it entered the stratosphere, it made an unfortunate discovery that it was lactose-intolerant and fell to it’s death. Again.
GriffBob: REUSED GAG OMG
(The cow lands on Popeye. The moon falls, crushes the white house, rolls across the earth with Popeye still stuck to it, stops rolling at the edge of SBMtopia, and launches him back into Bagel’s living room)
Popeye: The things people do for ratings these days…
Moxley: Popeye, that’s an excellent idea!
Popeye: I WIN!
(The floor collapses underneath Popeye)
 
Here is just a random short thing:

Episode 17A 1/2
HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD
Written by BagelsinEurope

(we see Mr. Krabs holding a bowl)

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD

Bagel: What?

Brick: YOU RUINED THE FLOW

Bagel: I am confused. How did I-

R.E.M: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

Bagel: What is going on?

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD

Bagel: I don't get this-

(Bagel gets hit with a bowl)

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD

(Bagel wakes up from unconsciousness)

Brick: BAGEL! BAGEL! Are you a cow?

Bagel: What? No!

Cow: ME NEITHER I AM REAL PERSON WANT TO GO SKATEBOARDS

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL MR. SQUIDWARD

(The bowl hits the cow)

Bagel:...I don't even know anymore.

THE END

INSPIRED BY THESE VIDEOS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCVpCZ8wUg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olit-B5Yldc

now watch them, they are an honor for this amazing short
 
StormAllenBryat said:
Ok. When is the next season?
Click to expand...
Special preview episode is on either 3/20/15 or 3/27/15, Season officially starts either on 4/24/15, 5/1/15, or 5/8/15- most likely 3/20/15 and 5/1/15 though.
 
In honor of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2: Sponge Out of Water...

Episode 17
The Kitchen Sponge (Out of Water)
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015

(We see Bagel’s house at 6:00 PM, on the opening night of Sponge Out Of Water. Everybody in the series is crowded in a circle around the living room. Cha stands up on a stack of notebooks. She and Brick have army helmets on)
Cha: WHAT ARE WE GONNA SEE?
Crowd: THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!
Cha: WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE IT?
Crowd: ON OPENING NIGHT!
Cha: ARE WE GONNA LIKE IT?
Crowd: YES! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
Brick: AND WHO WANTS NICKELODEON TO BRING BACK INVADER ZIM?
(Someone offscreen throws a brick at Brick. It hits his head with a loud sound effect and bounces off)
Storm: I got the pizzas!
Cha: You got the tickets?
Brick: Holding all 22 of them right in my back pocket.
Popeye: I still don’t see why Moxley couldn’t get us all in for free.
(Someone offscreen throws a brick at Popeye. He flies backwards out of a window, through the walls of all of the city’s 5,330 and counting houses, and into space. He starts choking, gets hit by a rocket, and lands on the moon)
Morgan Freeman: The cow jumped over the moon. As it entered the stratosphere, it made an unfortunate discovery that it was lactose-intolerant and fell to it’s death. Again.
GriffBob: REUSED GAG OMG
(The cow lands on Popeye. The moon falls, crushes the white house, rolls across the earth with Popeye still stuck to it, stops rolling at the edge of SBMtopia, and launches him back into Bagel’s living room)
Popeye: The things people do for ratings these days…
Moxley: Popeye, that’s an excellent idea!
Popeye: I WIN!
(The floor collapses underneath Popeye, and the scene changes to downtown SBMtopia. The group is walking through the city)
Ling-Ling: This movie is gonna be awesome, I just know it!
ssj: I’ve been following the development and stuff-
IAmBagel: We all have!
Brick: Yeah, you can really smell the goodness on the tickets!
(Brick pulls out the tickets and sniffs them. He accidentally inhales them, starts choking, and stumbles over to a trash can. He throws up, spitting out the tickets, but the second they leave his mouth they start floating up into the air. He tries to catch as many as he can and succeeds, but just gets pulled into the sky with them)
Brick: GUYS HELP!
(Brick uses his foot to grab onto a clothesline. The two buildings its hung between just get ripped out of the ground and float away)
Brick: (off in the distance) D’OE! (even further off) I mean d’oh!
Moxley: Eh, we’re getting in for free anyway.
(The group walks away, leaving Brick floating. The scene cuts to him, floating away from SBMtopia. He tries to climb the clothesline to the building on the left)
Brick: If I can just make it through here…
(Brick climbs through the window… and falls through the hollow bottom)
Brick: (falling) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF COOOOOOOOOOOOOOURSEEEEEEEEE!
(Brick lands in an unknown city. The tickets rain down on top of him, and both of the buildings hit the ground next to him and break into tiny bricks, which run away screaming)
Brick: Hmmm… if I have 22 tickets for Sponge Out Of Water…
(Brick grabs the Guinness Book Of World Records)
Brick: If I saw it 22 times in a row, that could be a record for most times a movie has been seen within 2 days of release!
(We see Brick getting in line with his tickets to see the movie, which starts at 8:00 PM)
Morgan Freeman: Meanwhile…
ssj: What do you mean, you’re out of tickets?
Movie Theater worker: We ran out of tickets because some over theater over in SBCtopia needed extra ones, so we had them shipped over there.
ssj: Well, when will you have more?
Movie Theater worker: In about 24 hours.
ssj: Well, guys, we might as well camp out here.
(Bagel is looking on his iPhone)
Bagel: Hey, look! Brick broke a record!
ssj: What? Let me see that. (reads something) You’re right! Dude, he stole our tickets!
Popeye: But Moxley can still get us in, right?
Movie Theater worker: Yeah, there’s a royal discount… on tickets.
(Everybody facepalms)
Bagel: Okay, guys, I have a plan. (zoom in on his face with dramatic lighting) TO SBCTOPIA!
(We cut to SBManiac driving down the street in his limo extremely fast)
Bagel: Dude! Hurry! It’s almost 8:00 PM!
SBManiac: I’ll turn on the radio. That almost always calms everybody down.
Singer: (on radio) AND I’M LIKE YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLOLOLOLOLO
(Everybody in the limo has a brief seizure for no apparent reason, and SBManiac drives off of a cliff)
Everybody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Prohibit stops screaming for a minute, but then looks around and sees that everybody else is, and then continues)
Bagel: I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
ssj: I AM SCREAMING!
BobSponge: I STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
(The limo lands in a river and starts floating downstream)
Bagel: Well, I’m glad that’s-
(The limo goes down a waterfall)
Everybody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The limo goes underwater at the bottom of the waterfall, and the limo washes up on the shore, with them all dead. We zoom out with dramatic music, and fade to black)
IAmBagel: Okay, this ending is way too sad.
(We cut to SBCtopia citizens surrounding the crashed limo. One of them pokes Bagel with a stick)
Bagel: (wakes up) What? Huh?
SBCtopia citizen: We don’t take kindly to your type around here.
Bagel: Then how did Brick get in there?
SBCtopia citizen: Oh, he has a certified SBCtopia member’s card!
Bagel: What the- so do I!
(Bagel takes the card out of his pocket but drops it in the river)
SBCtopia citizen: LET’S GET THEM!
Narrator: A little while later... (timecard)
News Reporter: SBMtopia and SBCtopia have turned into war zones! With no tickets because of the invasion-
(Brick punches the news reporter)
Brick: IT'S PIE! I LIKE PIE!
News Reporter (beat down): We need tickets to survive. And stop the invasion.
(We cut to Bagel and ssj in a ditch)
Bagel: Look at what is happening without the tickets!
ssj: They took all 22 of our tickets because we came here!
Bagel: Thank you kindly, Captain Obvious.
Captain Obvious: YOU ARE TALKING!
Theme Music (in the background): CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!
Bagel: That was odd.
ssj: I know what we must do now.
Bagel: Yes?
ssj: We must solve the problem to the movie the way they did in the movie.
Bagel:..I'm confused.
ssj: To save SBMtopia, we must leave.
Bagel: You mean?
ssj: Yes. We must leave the internet. Into reality.
Bagel: *gulp* But I don't think the two of us can go alone.
ssj: But who else would come with us?
Miles: I ATE THOSE FOOD
ssj: Oh no. Not you.
BobSponge: Uhhhhhhh....
Bagel: Nix.
Brick: Would you rather have me?
ssj: There's no going around this, is there.
Bagel: *sigh* Brick, you're coming with us.
Brick: WOOOHOO!
ssj: Now let's go. We don't have much time.
Bagel: Since when was there a time limit?
ssj: Yeah, well...uhh...GEORGE, THEY'RE ONTO US!
Brick: I KNEW IT!
(Cut to next scene, at the internet limits)
Bagel: This is it. Where the internet ends.
ssj: How do we cross it?
Bagel: Use the "Negative Continuity" trope. Narrator, do the honors.
Narrator: Meanwhile... (timecard)
Miles: I ATE THOSE FOOD!
(Cut back to Bagel, Brick and ssj who are now in reality)
Bagel: Well, here we are. Now we must do what must be done that we have to do because it must be done because we must do-
ssj: Enough! That shtick got old years ago.
Brick: GOAT CHEESE!
Person: What the heck? Internet people!
Person #2: THEY'RE GONNA TROLL US!
(Everyone runs away)
Bagel: Why does everyone think we're trolls?
ssj: Because of him.
Puffy Fluffy: QUICK! STEAL THE CHIPS FROM AFRICA!
Bagel: How did you get here?
(Puffy Fluffy rides off Freddy Fazbear into the sunset)
Bagel: Well, if the sun is setting-
(It quickly turns pitch black)
Brick: Well, that was a big lipped alligator moment.
Big Lipped Alligator: No, this is a big lipped alligator moment!
(We see the actual Big Lipped Alligator scene)
ssj: Well, that was something.
Brick: Now that was a big lipped alligator moment.
Pieguyrulz: No, this is a big lipped alligator moment!
(We see the science lab scene from Boating Buddies)
Bagel: Yes, your review series is great. But this an SBM Show episode. Not an advertising fest.
Brick: ADVERTISING IN A SBM SHOW EPISODE OMG
Billy Mays: DID SOMEBODY SAY ADVERTISING FEST
Bagel: Oh noooo.
Narrator: Several Oxi-Clean commercials later... (timecard)
ssj: Welp, now it's 3:00 AM. We're running out of time.
Brick: WHY THE TIME LIMITS
Bagel: PLOT CALLS FOR IT
ssj: Thanks for the cover-up.
Brick: WE GOIN UNDERCOVER
(Brick goes under a bed)
Bagel: Where did you get that bed?
Tempur-Pedic Salesman: YOU DARN MEDDLING KIDS
Shaggy: WE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
(Scooby-Doo theme song plays)
Brick: NOW I WANT A SCOOBY SNACK
ssj: Guys, this is serious. We need to get 22 tickets.
Bagel: But how?
ssj: We're gonna make a heist.
Brick: DUN DUN DUN
(We cut to the movie theatre)
ssj: Alright. Here's the plan. We invade the box office, then we grab 22 tickets. But we'll have to go unnoticed. Brick, you serve as a distraction to any possible awake moviegoers. Bagel, you hack the surveillance cameras. And I'll go inside and do the heist. Got it?
Brick: Yes. WAFFLE GRAPES! WAFFLE GRAPES!
ssj: Good job Brick. I'm going in.
Bagel: Let's see...what can I do? Ah, I got it! Use the boxing glove from episode 20!
Brick: BUT EPISODE 20 HASN'T AIRED YET
Bagel: Oops, SPOILERS! Let's cut to ssj.
(We cut to ssj)
ssj: Alright. Where's the ticketing office?
(ssj searches the room)
ssj: There! The ticketing office!
(ssj walks inside)
ssj: Uhh...is that a...mask?
(ssj puts a monitor up)
ssj: HOLY CRAP
ssj: IT'S A DUCK!
ssj: WHAT DO I DO!
(Chica from FNAF walks into the office)
ssj: THIS IS NOT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS!
Narrator: Yes it is.
ssj: :dolphin noise: you narrator-AAAAAH!
(We see Chica's jumpscare and then cut to the game over screen)
Bagel: Okay, that's too much. We don't kill characters off until Season 2.
ssj: You tell em' Bagel! Wait, WHAT? o_O
Bagel: Whatever. Just get back to the plot.
(We cut back to ssj in the ticketing office)
ssj: Ticket reels, ticket reels, ticket reels-AHA! THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE 2 REEL!
(ssj pulls out the reel)
ssj: This should be good enough to get us tickets, plus more and-I forgot about the record!
(ssj runs outside)
ssj: GUYS! Remember how this incident happened in the first place?
Brick: Yeah! I never got the record because they stole the tickets!
ssj: I GOT ENOUGH FOR US TO SET THE RECORD!
Brick: YAAY!
Bagel: Woo! Oh yeah, Brick, I thought you were let in? You had your members card and everything.
Brick: Sometimes I get hungry.
Bagel: I thought that was BobSponge's thing.
Brick: ITS YOUR THANG
ssj: Whatever. Now we have to get back before they see us-*gasp*
Bagel: What is it?
ssj: It's 5:45! If we don't get back to the internet by 6:00, we'll be arrested here!
Brick: RUN IT!
ssj: Wait! Narrator, do the stuff!
Narrator: Meanwhile... (timecard)
Miles: I ATE THOSE FOOD!
(We cut back to everyone in the internet)
ssj: Okay! Now that we're back, we can watch the movie
All of SBMtopia: WOOT!
Storm: I'll get the pizzas!
Griffbob: But you already got the pizzas.
Storm: HOW
Griffbob: At the beginning, you said "I got the pizzas"
Storm: Whatever. Time to party!
Narrator: And then they watched the movie over and over 22 times.
(Cut to a day later)
ssj: Well...every...one...of...us...watched...the movie...22..times...I think I strained my eyes.
Everyone else: US...TOO.
Brick: Wait! I got the last ticket!
Ling-Ling: Wait! That means that he will be the one who gets the record!
Brick: HA HA HA!
(Everyone chases Brick until he loses the ticket)
Bagel: Where did the ticket go?
Brick: Sometimes I get hungry.
BobSponge: I thought that was my thing.
ssj: Exactly!
Narrator: THE END.

Sneak peek later, I'm off to see the movie!
 
Next week's episode is on Friday the 13th. You thinking what I'm thinking? :rofl:
 
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