The SBM Show

Award said:
You can probably PM some random member that hasn't posted or been on in years for documents to save and edit constantly.
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Sure. I'll probably send them to *PineappleUnderTheSea* considering he was never online once.

BrickSponge2015 said:
That's a good idea. Bagel should PM me in a new thread, though.
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Oh yeah, or I could PM you. :P
 
I'm just saying that if Pineapple came online and saw it he could spoil the episodes.
 
Still killin it as president per usual
 
BagelsinEurope said:
I doubt a member that logged on once in 2005 would come back 10 years later just to spoil the episodes but ok
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But Brick could spoil the episodes if he ever gets mad at you. :p
 
Award said:
But Brick could spoil the episodes if he ever gets mad at you. :P
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No offense, Bagel, but I think you could spoil way more of my stuff than I could yours. I doubt that will ever happen. And yes, I know that you're joking.
 
Award said:
I'm just saying, if you do it to him don't make him mad. :P
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We already have a super long PM with tons of spoilers. Bagel, just send it to whoever.
 
Here it is: The long awaited episode 15A!

Episode 15A
The Waffle Maker
Written by BagelsinEurope

(we open to a card that says WARNING, before the title card appears)

Narrator: Before I let you read this episode, I must warn you that the ending might just kill you. Proceed at your own risk.

(the title card plays)

(we open to a shot of Schandenfreude St.)

BobSponge: Good morning everyone!

Bagel: Good morning BobSponge! *stomach grumbles* Man, I'm hungry! What are you having for breakfast?

BobSponge: Waffles.

Bagel: MMM...I love waffles! Could I have one?

BobSponge: No.

Bagel: Why not?

BobSponge: Because I can't make any waffles.

Bagel: BobSponge, you can't have waffles if you can't make any!

BobSponge: Guess I'll just have to eat the plate.

Bagel: THE PLATE?!

Bagel's concious: I can't let him eat the plate! He might choke and die!

(Bagel rushes inside and rushes out and comes back with a waffle maker)

Bagel: You won't have to eat the plate, because I am giving you my waffle maker!

Brick: Did somebody say waffle maker?

Bagel: Not now Brick.

BobSponge: Thanks.

Bagel: WAIT! YOU HAVE TO READ THE INSTRUC-

(BobSponge goes inside)

Bagel: -tions.

(We cut to BobSponge's house, where he is holding the instructions)

BobSponge: Let see...what does this say?

(BobSponge walks outside)

BobSponge: Does anyone know what this says?

Popeye: It says, "LEARN TO READ!"

BobSponge: Oh. Must be an ad.

(BobSponge throws the instructions on the ground)

Bagel: THE INSTRUC-

Poseidon: Darn litterbugs! (throws instructions away)

Bagel: -tions.

(We cut back to BobSponge's house)

BobSponge: I guess I'll just press this button.

(BobSponge presses the red button that says "Batter Fill", and waffle batter plops out)

BobSponge: Ooh! Waffle stuff! MAKE MORE!

(BobSponge's house floods with waffle batter as he makes more, and it slowly starts seeping out of his house onto the street)

Popeye: What's this?

Bagel: Uh-oh. BobSponge's abusing the waffle maker I gave him.

Brick: Waffle maker? BobSponge, don't start without me!

(The street gets flooded with waffle batter and we see Popeye and Bagel running through the batter)

Popeye: Do something!

Bagel: A wheelbarrow!

(Bagel and Popeye ride on the sides of the wheelbarrow, and we see cwn stuck in the batter trying to move it)

cwn: BATTER TOO THICK! MY POWERS CANT MOVE IT!

Bagel: GET ON!

(cwn grabs on)

Bagel: HOW DO WE STOP THIS?

(we see BobSponge sitting at the bottom)

BobSponge: Maybe you should figure that out.

Popeye: Oh no. It was you that got us into this mess, and it's you that's gonna get us out!

(cwn uses his powers to punch Popeye)

Popeye: Hey! What the heck was that for?

cwn: For using a cliche phrase.

Narrator: CWN, HATER OF CLICHE PHRASES!

ryan: I AM RYANRUFF13!

Bagel: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PLOT?

Griffbob: It says his character personality is to add nothing to the plot.

Popeye: WHATEVER! BOBSPONGE HAS TO SOLVE THIS!

BobSponge: Okay.

(BobSponge takes a deep breath and literally inhales all of the waffle batter, and all the streets go back to normal)

Bagel: Well that solves that problem!

Popeye: Yeah, but look at his body weight! Right now he's lumbering over us, but when he sits the streets will get flooded again with his fat!

BobSponge: Man, I need to sit!

Popeye: Uh-oh.

(BobSponge sits down and the city gets flooded again)

Popeye: Not again.

Bagel: QUICK! THE SALAD!

Brick: MEXICO!

Popeye: WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PLOT?

Bagel: OH NO! WERE ALL TURNING INTO RYANRUFF13s!

ryan: YES! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

Bagel: NOT RIGHT NOW! Back to the plot, how do we stop this fat?

cwn: There's only one way to stop this.

Bagel: And that would be?

cwn: A WORKOUT CLASS!

(We cut to the gym where BobSponge is on a treadmill)

Bagel: Well, this is great!

ssj: No, it is not. WE ARE A DOOMED FATE.

Bagel: Why?

ssj: THIS IS NOT THE WORLD ORDER. BOBSPONGE CANNOT TAKE A WORKOUT CLASS RIDE THE ROCK.

Bagel: But why can you ride a rock?

ssj: When the world order is broken, random things happen.

(Bagel and ssj fly the rock outside, where the sky is purple and filled with Pedobear and yardsticks)

Big Meaty Leedles: I SHALL TAKE OVER!

Bagel: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

BML: I CONTROL THE EARTH

Suprised Patrick: IM A BANANA

Milkmaidman: JOIN THE BANANA ROCK LEIGON

Bagel: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

(Jeffery from the Chowder episode "The Deadly Maze" appears)

Jeffery: SQWAK!

Bagel: I AM SO CONFUSED!

BML: I AM SPARTACUS!

(Yakkity Sax starts playing)

SpongeCob: WHEE!

Realtroll: REN

(BML turns into a giant monster)

BML: BOW DOWN TO ME!

Patrick: Who you callin' pinhead?

Gary: I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

Bagel: WHO THE HECK IS GARY?

ssj: NO TIME! EAT MR. ED!

Mr. Ed: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!

Supmandude: FTW

SpingeBoobs: SPONGEBOB GETS BOOB IMPLANTS

Bagel: THIS IS THE SBM SHOW, NOT THE SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI SHOW!

Ghastlyop: DID SOMEBODY SAY SBFW SHOW

BagelBoxd: SBFW USERS UNITE!

Bagel: WHY IS THERE TWO BAGELS?

IAmBagel: MAKE IT THREE

(Jeffery lays an egg and the thing from the same chowder episode pops out)

The Thing: BOOM CHAKA BOOM BOOM

MrScience12: AM I LATE FOR SBFW SHOW

Bang Bang: I SPAM SBM!

Bagel: Okay, at this point, I don't even know anything anymore.

Sloth65: 1925

(episode abruptly ends)

Sneak peek for 16A:

Ling-Ling: What now?

BobSponge: I LOVE EARLOBE

Ling-Ling: How do you know where I live?

BobSponge: I have the book of where everyone lives. So I came to say stuff.

Ling-Ling: RESIDENTS OF SBMTOPIA, THIS IS A GOOD DAY TO TRAVEL SOMEWHERE.
 
Episode 16A1/2
Who Needs SBC? (a.k.a Longest Short Ever)
Written by BrickSponge2015

E.V.I.L: (singing) Now on the internet there is no lack of sites,
But only one is good enough that I post on it in the middle of the night.
When I first came to this site you all were such strangers,
But now I’ve learned to love this place and it’s Squidiam spamming dangers!
Bagel with his SBM show,
BrickSponge whose episodes blow!
Brick: HEY!
E.V.I.L: Moxley with her strange demands,
And Prez with all his evil plans (like me)!
BobSponge is a delightful fellow,
Reminds me of the friend of a sponge that’s yellow!
BobSponge: I have to go to the bathroom.
E.V.I.L: Now who needs SBC? I for one know it’s not me!
Brick: (singing along) I thought I needed an account on that site-
ssj: (joining in) -but this one’s more of a delight!
Bagel: (pointing at an angry mob of SBCtopia citizens) Yes but everyone, prepare to fight!
(BobSponge is floating away with a kite stuck to his hand)
BobSponge: Can someone shoot down my kite?
Brick: Got it covered with my brick gun!
Bagel: That’s how you do a running gag that’s right!
Now everyone I don’t want to stall your endless rhyme,
But I think it’s battling time! (Bagel knocks an SBCtopia citizen unconscious)
Brick: WE’RE GETTING OFF TASK HERE!
E.V.I.L: Who needs to visit SBC?
Brick: Well I think it’s not me!
Random Sea Captain: Arrgh I’m going to kill ye!
Bagel: Okay guys it’s time to flee!
ssj: This is going to end badly.
(The real life Brick turns off the camera)
RL Brick: CUT! YOU IDIOTS! THAT WAS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER SEEN! I SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT I WANTED TO DO A PARODY OF “WHO NEEDS THE KWIK-E-MART?”! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST BUNCH I’VE EVER SEEN!
RL Bagel: Son, I am disappoint.
(RL Brick and RL Bagel disappear back into the vortex of the unknown, or perhaps just Wendy’s)
Popeye: So wait, I’m confused. Is this a short or a preview?
Bagel: It’s a short. Those jerks “Bagel” and “Brick” want us to do it again.
Popeye: Wait! Instead of fighting SBC with song in a short, why don’t we just do it in an episode?
Bagel: Good idea! Let’s do it in the February 6th episode.
(Bagel and Popeye hi-five, and we freeze)
Bagel: Dude, that was already the length of a super short filler episode.
Popeye: Oh well.
 
:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Ya guys did great!!
 
On February 6th, we're going to post an episode based on the new SB movie. Posting an exclusive sneak peek on Bagel's forum. Also, Bagel, can you edit your post on there and update the production order every time we post a new episode? I added a few. BTW The Waffle Maker is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Also, look at my blog to vote for the best episode ever!
 
NEW SBM SHOW DVD!
The SBM Show: Recycled In Space!
Episodes:
Bagel Works At Burger King
The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special
The Good President Name
The Waffle Maker
The Geico War
SBM'S MLG GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!
Post-Christmas Pain
El Ladrillo es Una Locura Para Escribir Este (Not yet aired!)
Special Features:

El Show SBM Short
Who Needs SBC? Short
Post-Post-Christmas Pain Pain Short
Preview for Season 2 Episode 1

Coming this Friday!
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
NEW SBM SHOW DVD!
The SBM Show: Recycled In Space!
Episodes:
Bagel Works At Burger King
The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special
The Good President Name
The Waffle Maker
The Geico War
SBM'S MLG GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!
Post-Christmas Pain
El Ladrillo es Una Locura Para Escribir Este (Not yet aired!)
Special Features:

El Show SBM Short
Who Needs SBC? Short
Post-Post-Christmas Pain Pain Short
Preview for Season 2 Episode 1

Coming this Friday!
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bagel: brick y u do dis it should come out later
brick: gooby pls
bagel: fine u get it now

Cost is 75 doubloons right now! What, you expect us to make it cheap when we're putting on the best unaired episode on it? Two unaired episodes? Once episodes air it be 15 doubloons. If you buy it, we PM you the upcoming episode and season 2 preview. DO NOT SPOIL IT OR ELSE WE KILL U
(or at least put it in spoilers)

It is on pre-order now. Hits imaginary shelves sometime.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
bagel: brick y u do dis it should come out later
brick: gooby pls
bagel: fine u get it now

Cost is 75 doubloons right now! What, you expect us to make it cheap when we're putting on the best unaired episode on it? Two unaired episodes? Once episodes air it be 15 doubloons. If you buy it, we PM you the upcoming episode and season 2 preview. DO NOT SPOIL IT OR ELSE WE KILL U
(or at least put it in spoilers)

It is on pre-order now. Hits imaginary shelves sometime.
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I'll throw in an exclusive short for all those doubloons. 75 makes sense since it has the best unaired episode, but I'm still going to increase the special features a tiny bit. By the way, the unaired episode is in three languages on this DVD: English, Spanish, and English Lost In Translation.
 
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