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ProhibitTheSponge said:
Son, I present to you!

SBM's GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!
Narrator: Long ago, the Mountain Dew soda spilled the entire land of MLG, son. Then, there came one Dorito chip. A Dorito chip that::dolphin noise:: her right in the ::dolphin noise::.

Snoop Dogg: Nananana! It's the one and only D-O-Double-G. SNOOP DOGGGGGGG!

Bagel: Let me have some Doritos so that way, we'll play more Call of Duty on the Xbox One.

Prohibit: Sure thing, son. We'll have to have Mountain Dew as well!

Griffbob: But wat if Mountain Dew was not kill?

Prohibit: What the ::dolphin noise:: did you just ::dolphin noise::ing say about me, you little ::dolphin noise::? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ::dolphin noise:: out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ::dolphin noise::ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ::dolphin noise:: to me over the Internet? Think again, ::dolphin noise::er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ::dolphin noise:: off the face of the continent, you little ::dolphin noise::. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ::dolphin noise::ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ::dolphin noise:: idiot. I will ::dolphin noise:: fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kiddo.

Griffbob: GHOST, OH MY GOD!

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

Bagel: Come at me, bro!

*Sandstorm by Darude plays*

ssj: OH BABY A TRIPLE!

Prez: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

Prohibit: ::dolphin noise:: SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS?

IGN: 10/10! Too much water I guess.

Snoop Dogg: Drop it like it's hawt!

Prez: Yo Skrill, drop it hard!

Skrillex: *plays Cinema*

Griffbob: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 edgy 4 me.

Prez: O ::dolphin noise::!

Popeye: GOTTA GO FAST M8! *punches Prohibit and Prez to the ground three times*

Griffbob: OH BABY A TRIPLE!

Popeye: *sings Crawling by Linkin Park*

Prohibit: *sings All Star by Smash Mouth*

Griffbob: Use the triforce of wisdom!

ILLUMINATI SYMBOL!

*X-Files theme song plays*

Brick: Love weed. *eats candy* LOVE WEED.

Griffbob: Sheeeeeeeyit!

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!

Prohibit: SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE.

Brick: O ::dolphin noise::!

*ambulence comes and kills them all, son*

BUT...

WAT IF...

PROHIBIT WAS NOT KILL!

ILLUMINATI SYMBOL!

666 words!

*X-FIles theme song plays*

BTW, sorry if this sucks. It was rushed.
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lets look at the reviews

"oh baby a triple" - xxx_Pu$$ySlayer420_xxx
"it's good... but i'm still quickscoping the world" - ebola
"1/295 amazing" - ing
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - lenny
 
Oh, god. The Spanish Episode got screwed up in translation, so I'll include the original episode in spoilers. You should use Google Translate anyway, because the jokes that got lost in translation are hilarious. Finishing up the writing right now.
 
ProhibitTheSponge said:
Son, I present to you!

SBM's GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!
Narrator: Long ago, the Mountain Dew soda spilled the entire land of MLG, son. Then, there came one Dorito chip. A Dorito chip that::dolphin noise:: her right in the ::dolphin noise::.

Snoop Dogg: Nananana! It's the one and only D-O-Double-G. SNOOP DOGGGGGGG!

Bagel: Let me have some Doritos so that way, we'll play more Call of Duty on the Xbox One.

Prohibit: Sure thing, son. We'll have to have Mountain Dew as well!

Griffbob: But wat if Mountain Dew was not kill?

Prohibit: What the ::dolphin noise:: did you just ::dolphin noise::ing say about me, you little ::dolphin noise::? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ::dolphin noise:: out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ::dolphin noise::ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ::dolphin noise:: to me over the Internet? Think again, ::dolphin noise::er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ::dolphin noise:: off the face of the continent, you little ::dolphin noise::. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ::dolphin noise::ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ::dolphin noise:: idiot. I will ::dolphin noise:: fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kiddo.

Griffbob: GHOST, OH MY GOD!

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

Bagel: Come at me, bro!

*Sandstorm by Darude plays*

ssj: OH BABY A TRIPLE!

Prez: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

Prohibit: ::dolphin noise:: SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS?

IGN: 10/10! Too much water I guess.

Snoop Dogg: Drop it like it's hawt!

Prez: Yo Skrill, drop it hard!

Skrillex: *plays Cinema*

Griffbob: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 edgy 4 me.

Prez: O ::dolphin noise::!

Popeye: GOTTA GO FAST M8! *punches Prohibit and Prez to the ground three times*

Griffbob: OH BABY A TRIPLE!

Popeye: *sings Crawling by Linkin Park*

Prohibit: *sings All Star by Smash Mouth*

Griffbob: Use the triforce of wisdom!

ILLUMINATI SYMBOL!

*X-Files theme song plays*

Brick: Love weed. *eats candy* LOVE WEED.

Griffbob: Sheeeeeeeyit!

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!

Prohibit: SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE.

Brick: O ::dolphin noise::!

*ambulence comes and kills them all, son*

BUT...

WAT IF...

PROHIBIT WAS NOT KILL!

ILLUMINATI SYMBOL!

666 words!

*X-FIles theme song plays*

BTW, sorry if this sucks. It was rushed.
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8/8 would bang
 
New episode!

(This is one of SBF64's two appearances, expect the next when you least expect)

Episode 14b
SBF64 Presents: The Movie That Nobody Understood
Written by BagelsinEurope and SpongebobFan64

(We open to a shot of SBMtopia)

Bagel: What a beautiful day!

SpongebobFan64: Howdy.

Bagel: Do I know you?

SBF64: Spice girls is underrated.

Bagel: Uh, what?

SBF64: Hey! You over there!

Popeye: Huh? Who are you?

SBF64: Amanda Bynes!

Popeye: This town just gets stranger and stranger.

SBF64: You there!

Poseidon: Yeah, me?

SBF64: Pazza!

Poseidon: *scratches head* Well, that was a thing.

ssj: What's all the hubbub?

Bagel: This weird person has been saying strange things around town.

ssj: You mean the one that keeps talking about Amanda Bynes and Spice Girls and Pazza?

Bagel: Yeah, that one!

EVIL: Weird.

Jefferson Steelflex: You mean him?

Bagel: Who are you?

Jefferson Steelflex: *facepalms* I SAVED YOUR LIFE IN 7A!

Bagel: You did? Why thank you!

Jefferson Steelflex: You're welcome. (walks away)

SpongeCob: He's weird seeming.

Brick: Tacos.

(Spongy walks by)

SBF64: You over there! Amanda Bynes!

Spongy: I should go back to gamesville.

SpongeCob: Wait!

Spongy: Yes?

SpongeCob: I can ride unicorns!

Brick: Well, I can ride bi-polar unicorns!

SpongeCob: Pbbth. I can ride drunken unicorns!

Brick: Oh yeah? I can ride Chris Rock!

Chris Rock: Get off of me!

Spongy: Why does this happen everytime I come here?

SpongeCob: Aw.

Brick: KRILL

SBF64: I like wannabe by spice girls.

(awkward silence)

Jake: Would you like to by StateFarm?

BobSponge: YAY! I GOT ISSUE #33 OF PHONICS FUN!

Griffbob: You have issues? Wrong! I have lots of issues!

Popeye: Ba-dump-ssh.

(Cut to next scene)

SBF64 (humming): Hmm hmm hmm I like Pazza, Amanda Bynes and Spice Girls hmm hmm hmm-wait!

SBF64: What if I combined all my interests to make one epic-uhhh

SBF64: Hmm, movie!

SBF64: That's it, I'll make a Pazza, Amanda Bynes and Spice Girls movie! It'll be a box office explosion!

Popeye: More like bomb. *laughs*

Popeye: Huh?

(Popeye randomly disappears)

Narrator: RANDOM ABUSE! TWO THUMBS UP!

(Cut to next scene)

SBF64: Now that I have all this Spice Girls film, I have to just mix it with the Pazza film and Amanda Bynes film! I'll just cut it up and stuff it all in to one reel!

(SBF64 cuts up all the reel and then just stuffs it all into another reel)

SBF64: My work here is done! Now to get it in theaters!

(SBF64 walks into the theater, and walks into a room)

SBF64: There's no movie in here, so now just to get the reel in!

SBF64: Now which door is it? Oh, maybe it's this one!

(SBF64 walks outside the movie theater)

SBF64: No, that's not it.

(Cut to next scene)

SBF64: There! Now that I've got the reel in, all I need to do is send everyone in town a ticket! That would be 22, right? Let's see...

(Cut to next scene)

Bagel: A movie ticket? I'd like to use this!

Popeye: I got one too!

Griffbob: The calculations appear that I did too.

Prohibit: Well, it'll cure my boredom.

Poseidon: What are we waiting for? Let's go!

BobSponge: I LOVE PHONICS FUN

(Cut to the movie theater)

Milkmaidman: ERGH! SHOULDER SCRATCH!

Cha: *giggles*

Bagel: It's starting!

Brick: k

(We see a montage of random Pazza, Spice Girls, and Amanda Bynes footage overlapping each other and randomly appearing

Spongy: Uh, what?

Bagel: This is weird...

Popeye: Oh my god this is odd...

Poseidon: I dunno about this.

IAmBagel: This is odd.

(We hear random murmuring in the audience)

Grubby Grouper: Dude, look! It's the end!

R.E.M.:...of the world as we know it! It's the end of the world as we know it! And I feel fiiiinee-

Brick: Shut up. Nobody cares about your feelings.

R.E.M.: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! I'M LEAVING UNTIL I GET THE RESPECT I DESERVE!

Mysterious dark figure: Hey, that's my line!

Bagel: Who said that?

ssj: Never mind that, it's over!

Bagel: Well, that movie was interesting.

BobSponge: Pie.

Brick: k.

THE END
UNTIL I GET THE RESPECT I DESERVE!

Sneak peek for 15a:

Moxley: *gasp* WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

(The entire office points to kevin)

Moxley: Oh, so it was you. My best friend and top assistant Vice President, ruining my good name and embarrassing me. BETRAYAL!

Moxley: For ruining the president's good name, you are fired...FOREVER!

kevin: But-but-but it was an accident!

Moxley: Accident smaccident. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
 
Sorry for double post, but here's a new SBM Short!

Post-Post-Christmas Pain Pain
Written by BrickSponge2015
Bagel: Sigh... I have to go back to work tomorrow. I hate it when the holidays are over.
Brick: That reminds me... I forgot to buy an advent calendar!
(Brick runs to the store, gets one, and eats all of the chocolates)
Brick: THE CALENDAR! IT TASTES SO GOOD!
BobSponge: You eat calendars?
(Brick takes out a piece of chocolate shaped like a train and looks at it sideways)
Brick: Mmm... flamethrower.
 
What if there were an actual show? Or a game? Or... A WEREWOLF SEQUEL?
BrickSponge2015 said:
Hey everybody! We've opened an SBM Show Discussion Forum over at Bagel's site. Check it out here: http://dashopmania.freeforums.org/the-sbm-show-f22.html
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It seems that the only writers on this show are BrickSponge2015... and that's it. LOL


BrickSponge2015 said:
It's done... I wish I could air it today so we could have a New Year's double episode
Well, here's a preview for an upcoming episode that will air some time:

Prohibir: AL BATMOBILE!
(Expediente X tema)
Batman: No. Usted no puede tener mi batmobile. Estoy grabando un comercial de juguetes con ella en este momento.
Prohibir: ¿Y qué sería eso?
(Vemos el comercial)
Cantantes: LA VIDA EN EL DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE
(Batman está de pie junto a una jirafa con un vendaje alrededor del cuello)
Batman: (vocecita niño) te voy a hacer todo lo mejor!
Locutor: COMPRAR PIT PARADA DE BATMAN PARA ANIMALES DEFECTUOSOS EN SU DISTRIBUIDOR LOCAL CHEVY / FORD
(Pantalla Azul de la Muerte)
(Cortamos de vuelta a los ciudadanos la destrucción de la ciudad)
Prez: Comerciales! AAAAHHH! FELIZ NO BASTA!
SpongeCob: ¿Qué coño está pasando?
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DECIPHERED

Prohibit: the Batmobile!

(X-Files theme)

Batman: No. You can not have my batmobile. I'm shooting a commercial for toys with her now.

Prohibit: And what would that be?

(See the commercial)

Singers: LIFE IN THE DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE

(Batman is standing next to a giraffe with a bandage around his neck)

Batman: (baby voice) I'll make everything better!

Announcer: Pit Stop SHOP BATMAN DEFECTS IN YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CHEVY / FORD

(Blue Screen of Death)

(Cut to the citizens of the destruction of the city)

Prez: Commercial! AAAAHHH! NOT HAPPY ENOUGH!

SpongeCob: What the ::dolphin noise:: is going on?

Psst. I added the SpongeCob part.
 
SpongeCob said:
What if there were an actual show? Or a game? Or... A WEREWOLF SEQUEL?
It seems that the only writers on this show are BrickSponge2015... and that's it. LOL


DECIPHERED

Prohibit: the Batmobile!

(X-Files theme)

Batman: No. You can not have my batmobile. I'm shooting a commercial for toys with her now.

Prohibit: And what would that be?

(See the commercial)

Singers: LIFE IN THE DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE

(Batman is standing next to a giraffe with a bandage around his neck)

Batman: (baby voice) I'll make everything better!

Announcer: Pit Stop SHOP BATMAN DEFECTS IN YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CHEVY / FORD

(Blue Screen of Death)

(Cut to the citizens of the destruction of the city)

Prez: Commercial! AAAAHHH! NOT HAPPY ENOUGH!

SpongeCob: What the ::dolphin noise:: is going on?

Psst. I added the SpongeCob part.
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Yeah, it got screwed up in Translation, so I'll post the original English version as well once it airs.
 
New episode is up.

Episode 15A
The Good President Name
Written by Award and BagelsinEurope

(We open to a house filled with beans)

BobSponge: YAY! I GOT THE BEANS!

Prez: Hooray. You'll get the award for most beans ever.

Brick: I already have that award.

Jefferson Steelflex: I HAVE PLENTY OF AWARDS!

Popeye: What's all the hubbub!

Prez: It's Mr. Award talking.

BobSponge: Oh, so that's what that guy's name is.

Jefferson: FINE! IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHO I AM, THEN CALL ME AWARD!

BobSponge: Hi Award!

Griffbob: Actually, his name was Jefferson Steelflex but he legally changed it to Award.

Bagel: We know-wait, legally?

Griffbob: LITERALLY

Bagel: That wasn't what I asked-

(Griffbob explodes into confetti and sausages)

EVIL: Hey! That's my thing!

cwn: THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED

Supmandude: K

Prohibit: Oh boy, more non-certified members.

SpongeCob: CERTIFIED!

(We cut to the president watching all this on her TV)

Moxley: I love watching the residents of SBMtopia. kevin, record this.

kevin: Alright. (gets out camera)

Moxley: And while you're at it, massage me.

(kevin walks over, forgetting to turn the camera off)

Moxley: Ah, yeah. That's nice. Can you get me a drink of-*gasp*

Moxley: YOU LEFT THE CAMERA ON! NO ONE SHOULD SEE THIS!

Griffbob: Plot hole: there is all of SBM reading.

Moxley: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Griffbob: Not until four. That's when I study idiots. HEY WAIT WE JUST REUSED A SPONGEBOB GAG OMG

kevin: Of course we did! This is the SBM Show, you should expect more!

Moxley: ENOUGH! GET RID OF THAT PHOTO IMMEDIATELY!

(kevin runs through the office, but bumps into a photographer)

Photographer: Hey, I see you got a photo! I can make it better! Don't you want it better

kevin: Actually, I want to get rid of it-

(Photographer grabs kevin)

Narrator: A few minutes later

Photographer: Hey everybody, look what kevin did with our services!

(Everyone bursts out laughing)

kevin: *gulp*

Office Person: I gotta get a picture of this.

Narrator: A few more minutes later

News Reporter (on TV): An embarrassing photo of the president has leaked, see for yourselves: (TV shows image)

Moxley: *gasp* WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

(The entire office points to kevin)

Moxley: Oh, so it was you. My best friend and top assistant Vice President, ruining my good name and embarrassing me. BETRAYAL!

Moxley: For ruining the president's good name, you are fired...FOREVER!

kevin: But-but-but it was an accident! The photographer and the-the-

Moxley: Accident smaccident. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!

(kevin walks out depressed)

kevin: *sigh*. What to do now?

Prez: Dunno about you, but I have a new plan to rule SBMtopia!

kevin: I should squash you to save the president-WAIT, PHOOEY ON THE PRESIDENT! I WON'T HELP THE PRESIDENT EVER AGAIN!

Prez: Okay, that's your issue. I'm going to the contest.

kevin: Contest? That could lift my spirits!

Prez: Yeah, the become the presidents new assistant contest.

kevin: Oh. Never mind then.

(Cut to said contest)

Moxley: Step right up! Become a new assistant!

SBMtopian citizen: After seeing that photo, of course I want to be assistant! I can see more up close!

Moxley: And who's next?

Prez: Me!

Moxley: A talking hamster? I want a person!

Prez: Would a person be able to create this? (pulls out an invention)

Crowd: OOH AAH

Moxley: I have never seen any technology that crazy before. You're hired!

Crowd: Aww. (walks away)

Moxley: *yawn* I'm really tired! It's high time I get to bed!

Prez: The puzzle pieces are all falling into place! MUAHAHAHA!

(cut to Moxley in bed)

Prez: Now time for a little makeover!

(Prez opens Moxley's head and pulls out her brain)

Prez: Now with this brain, I shall make it how I want it to be!

(Prez stuffs a bunch of things into her brain, and takes some out)

Prez: Now when she wakes up, she will be my personal servant and hostage!

(Prez puts the brain back and shuts her head, and then she wakes up)

Prez: Good morning, servant!

Moxley: Good morning master!

Prez: It worked! Now you get into your hostage suit.

Moxley: Yes, master.

Prez: Now for the cable broadcaster! This will invade everyone's TV!

(we cut to BobSponge watching a test pattern, which then cuts to Prez)

BobSponge: Aww. I liked that show!

Prez: I have taken your president hostage! See? (moves off the camera) NOW BOW DOWN TO ME OR KISS YOUR CITY'S BOOTY GOODBYE!

Bagel: lel booty

Award: I'll never bow down to you!

Prez: Okay, bring out the giant robot.

(giant robot appears above the city)

Griffbob: According to my calculations, this is not good. NOT GOOD.

EVIL: ikr

(Everyone runs in panic, and then we cut back to kevin)

kevin: Oh no! The city's in trouble! I'll help, but only for the city and not the president. But how? Oh wait-

(kevin pulls out a book)

kevin: Good thing I have this book which conveniently tells you what an assistant should do in case of emergency which the president gave me.

kevin: Now let's see here...it says stop it with a boat...what?

Griffbob: What???????????????????????????

OMLJ: hey nice throwback of a throwback

(We cut to the presidents office, where kevin bursts in)

kevin: STOP! I HAVE A BOAT!

Prez: BOATS? PLEASE STOP! PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

kevin: Make this day never happen and have us go back in time to yesterday. Then I shall prevent this.

Prez: Okay. (hits button)

(we fast forward back in time)

Moxley: I love watching the residents of SBMtopia. kevin, record this.

kevin: Uh, the camera broke.

Moxley: Oh that's fine. We'll just rewatch last week's.

kevin: Phew.

END

This episode felt kinda long. Tell me if you think it's too long or it's OK.

Sneak Peek for 15B:

BobSponge: Ooh! Waffle stuff! MAKE MORE!

(BobSponge's house floods with waffle batter as he makes more, and it slowly starts seeping out of his house onto the street)

Popeye: What's this?

Bagel: Uh-oh. BobSponge's abusing the waffle maker I gave him.

Brick: Waffle maker? BobSponge, don't start without me!
 
This episode was great :D I dont think the length was a problem at all :3
 
NO. NOT AGAIN. :facepalm:. I can't believe I did it again. Now I have to rewrite the whole entire episode. UGHH.
Coming tommorow.
 
You should use Google Docs or something. I use it for all of my episodes so they get saved forever. I also have an archive of every episode on my computer, so if the SBM posts or ones on your forum ever got deleted for some reason.
 
Sure, put me on the show.
 
You can probably PM some random member that hasn't posted or been on in years for documents to save and edit constantly.
 
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