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President Squidward said:
Aww, I love BK D:
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It's not an episode mocking BK, but an episode mocking the concept of fast food drive-thrus in general and how things can go wrong there.
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
It's not an episode mocking BK, but an episode mocking the concept of fast food drive-thrus in general and how things can go wrong there.
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No, I meant I should've been in the story obsessing about BK while ordering food there since I love it. :P
 
President Squidward said:
No, I meant I should've been in the story obsessing about BK while ordering food there since I love it. :P
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THE SEQUEL! THE SEQUEL! You, sir, just created an idea that will be a huge plot point in the second half of Season 2, which will actually have continuity.
Oops... shouldn't have let that slip.
Someone needs to make an SBM show TV Tropes page.
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
THE SEQUEL! THE SEQUEL! You, sir, just created an idea that will be a huge plot point in the second half of Season 2, which will actually have continuity.
Oops... shouldn't have let that slip.
Someone needs to make an SBM show TV Tropes page.
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I don't know how to make a TVTropes page :P Heck, I've been over TVTropes for a whole month.
 
President Squidward said:
I don't know how to make a TVTropes page :P Heck, I've been over TVTropes for a whole month.
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You have to have an account. I'm too lazy to make one lol.
I can't air The Geico War on the 23rd because I wouldn't have an episode to pair it with. Also I have to rewrite the whole episode because it was ANOTHER transcript I deleted. I'll write it when I'm on the airplane. And you get a bonus episode on Sunday because of the delay, here's a sneak peek.

Bagel: Oh no! These inactive member zombies are attacking!

DirtyDan: RAAAH!

Jibbix: GAAAAH!

Prez: My contraption finally worked! Now these inactive member zombies will eat everyone and I will rule SBMtopia!

AlexaStar: RAAAH!

Prez: Whoa there! Be nice to the one who summoned you-AAAAH!

THE INVASION OF THE INACTIVE MEMBER ZOMBIES!
Lots of fourth wall jokes, inactive members and certain characters being eaten! And then somehow coming back!
 
Is it fine if I make an episode? I'll PM it to you when I finish.
 
Might air the Christmas special a day or two early. Another preview:
'Tis the season for giving, getting, TV Tropes, SBM, randomness, explosions, space, trains, epic soundtracks, explosions, certain doom, and TV Tropes, and a sucky script by BrickSponge, and some more explosions.

ssj: BRICK! IF I DIE RIGHT NOW AND YOU’RE THE LAST PERSON I TALK TO, YOU’RE THE SMARTEST IDIOT I’VE EVER MET!
Brick: Yeah, it’s like I was obfuscating stupidity the entire time. (eyes dart around suspiciously) Of course, I wasn’t, heh-heh! Duh, I’m stupid!
 
Miles `Tails` Prower said:
Is it fine if I make an episode? I'll PM it to you when I finish.
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Sure.

Episode 10A
The Geico War
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to a shot of SBMtopia)

Narrator: Ah, SBMtopia.

(A nuclear bomb lands on SBMtopia, and we helicopters circulating the area, now a red wasteland)

Jake (in a helicopter): Mayday! There's a chopper down

Radio: We'll just have to make do. SURGE!

Jake: Siege fort on geico.

Geico: StateFarm is on us. Release the mayo cannon!

(A cannon comes up from the top of the roof)

Jake: Mayday! Mayday! Geico's got mayo!

Radio: Send in the reinforcements.

(A bunch of helicopters come over the horizon)

Jake: They're here.

Geico: FIRE!

(Geico fires mayo at everyone)

Helicopter Man: Ha! You missed!

(The helicopter gets hit with mayo)

Jake: They're going down!

(Jake gets hit with mayo)

Jake: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Radio: Payday was yesterday, Jake.

Jake: I SAID MAYDAY!

Radio: What? It's December, not May, you idiot!

Jake: YOU'RE THE IDIOT!

Radio: Oh, you meant mayday-

(The helicopter crashes)

Jake: ooooohhhh

Bagel: Jake? JakeFromStateFarm? What happened?

Jake: Geico is winning!

Bagel: You mean the war? Come on, I can help you!

Jake: Thanks, but there's one favor I need you to do.

Bagel: Yeah, what's that?

Jake: Can you buy some insurance discounts?

(Cut to a facility in the next scene)

Bagel: Here's the Geico president's building.

Jake: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU TAKE ME HERE?

Bagel: To avenge the president.

Jake: Do you mean?

Bagel: No.

Jake: Then what-

Bagel: We bill him.

Jake: Bill him?

Bagel: If there's anything Geico likes more than living, it's money.

Jake: But how would we-

Bagel: This cast.

Jake: Why?

Bagel: Fake injuries.

Jake: Oh.

(We cut to the president)

Geico President: PLEASE DON'T BILL ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

Jake: Call of the geico war.

Geico President: Wait, who are you?

Jake: The name's Jake. JakeFromStateFarm.

Geico President: So you're telling me to help your side?

Jake: Yeah!

(The desk turns into a giant robot which the president puts himself in)

President: Think again, fools!

Bagel: Uh-oh.

(Bagel and Jake start running from the robot which is destroying the building)

Jake: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Bagel: Alright, I can agree to that.

Jake: See? I win every time (blinks and then gets grabbed by the robot)

Bagel: That is, except for escaping from robots.

Jake: Oh yeah. Wait, say wha-AAAAH!

Bagel: Sorry, but I'm self-centered when it comes to giant robots.

Jake: YOU OWE ME AN INSURANCE DISCOUNT-

(Jake gets lifted to the president)

President: You have caused me displeasure, now you will PAY!

Jake: Please don't hurt me-

President: Hurt you? How would I make profits from that?

Jake: Oh yeah! You value money more than life!

President: Okay, maybe I will hurt you.

Jake: Please don't!

President: Fine. Give me $1,000,000 and I'll let you go.

Jake: That's a deranged offer.

President: Do you want to live or not?

Jake: Alright, fine.

(Jake gives a check)

President: Check mate! (Laughs)

Jake: Okay, there's bad puns, and then there's not even trying.

(President stares in a "really?" fashion)

Jake: Uh, now what?

(President stares more, than explodes)

Jake: Is that some sort of series running gag or something?

(Jake squeezes out of the robot's grasp, and then walks outside to see all StateFarm troops crashed)

Jake: They-they-they won!

Geico: Ha ha yes! We will now have the commercial at 2:13 on Friday!

Jake: NOOOOOO!

Popeye: Oh no. No no no. We did not just make an episode about you two insurance companies fighting for a commercial time slot!

BobSponge: Then why did we just do it?

Popeye: You don't get it, do you?

BobSponge: Get what?

(Popeye smacks himself in the face)

Popeye: Jeez, you're an idiot.

BobSponge: They are pies. Johnny likes pies. He eats them. His moteher drinx-ks bloody maries.

Popeye: Can you pronounce anything right? And why are you reading Phonics Fun, for Grades K-1?

BobSponge: Oh wait! This is the best part! Johnny ate the blueberry pie.

Popeye: I can't take it anymore! I quit!

Narrator: But you signed up to be on this job.

Popeye: When?

(flashback to page 2 of the thread)

Popeye: I'll be the butt monkey. Bring on the torture and abuse!

(flashback ends)

Popeye: Oh yeah.

Narrator: Will Popeye ever get out of his predicament? The answer is no. Find out absolutely nothing related to this episode next time on The SBM Show! If you read the next episode, of course.

THE END

Once again I already gave you the sneak peek.
 
It's here, it's here, it's here it's here! Doo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (or whatever) it's here!


The SBM Show presents:
The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014
Season 1, Episode 11
Written and edited by BrickSponge2015
Created by BagelsinEurope
Are you even still reading this?
(It’s December 24, 2014. Bagel opens his front door to no snow)
Bagel: *sigh* It still isn’t coming. I don’t think we’re going to have a white Christmas this year.
E.V.I.L: I WILL CUT YOU (explodes)
Bagel: I wish we could have a white Christmas, just this once! We didn’t have one last year-
IAmBagel: We didn’t exist last year.
Bagel: Shut up, Bagel!
IAmBagel: You shut up, Bagel!
Bagel: Fine.
(Bagel goes to the mall. He sees a ton of kids in line to see the shopping mall santa, and Brick sitting on his lap)
Brick: And I wanna play chess… WITH AN ELF THAT’S RUDE! And I want… TO BE ON THE TV! And I want… A DVD OF ME ON TV! And I want… A DVD PLAYER! And I want… A FRIEND FOR THE DVD PLAYER!
Bagel: Hmm…
(He pushes through the line of kids, sending all of them flying in random directions)
Bagel: Excuse me! Sorry! Out of my way! Sorry! Excuse me! Nice hat you got there!
Brick: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE… A CACTUS!
(Then, Bagel jumps up and lands in the lap of the shopping mall santa, pushing out Brick)
Bagel: This year, I wish for a white Christmas!
Santa: Well, you’re a big little boy, aren’t you?
Bagel: Yeah, and you’re one of those hip young old folks.
(We cut to Bagel hanging Christmas lights on his house and listening to the radio)
Slash-Bringing Hasher (on radio): You’re listening to KRUD, the home of all your you won’t get away with stealing my car hits! I’m DJ Slash/Hash and I’ll be playing you a stream of Xtremely Awesome Xmas hits. But first, here’s the forecast, from Storm!
Storm (on radio): Thank you, Slash.
Bagel: I thought he was the pizza guy!
Storm (on radio): Not anymore, and I have no idea why I can hear you. Forecast calls for a giant blizzard on Wednesday, Christmas Eve!
Bagel: YUSS!
Storm (on radio): Santa’s gonna have a hard time making it here then! *laughs*
Homer Simpson: D’OH!
Bagel: Shut up! This isn’t your show.
Homer Simpson: (sadly and slowly) D’ooohhh. (rolls off of Bagel’s roof)
Bagel: Well, I took care of that.
(beat)
Bagel: OH MY GOD! SANTA’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(We cut to the citizens of SBMtopia gathered around in town square)
Bagel: Okay. Here’s my plan. We go to some place with magical crystals and wish that santa could see through snow.
Moxley: Are we sure that santa exists?
Brick: (eyes dart back and forth suspiciously) Yes. Of course. He always has and he always will.
Bagel: Who will join me?
ssj: I will join you!
Brick: I’m in.
E.V.I.L: Bagel has powers! Flying powers!
Jake: Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there!
IAmBagel: AND WHO’S WITH ME?
Prez: YEEEEEEEEEES!
Drifter: I am mysterious.
cwn: I AM A WIZARD AND I CAN DO MAGIC!
OMLJ: MY LEG!
Bagel: Wait, why do you want people to join your side, IAmBagel?
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, we still have a score to settle.
Bagel: Episode 8B wasn’t enough for you?
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bagel: I’m getting a strange sense of Deja Vu.
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, I am too.
Bagel: Well, we’ll just have to race you to the magic place!
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, that’s not what I’m planning. My team of peoples are going to shoot down your ship.
Bagel: What ship? We don’t have a ship.
ssj: (piloting giant police dropship) We do now! Hop in!
(Bagel, Brick, and Jake jump in and fly away)
E.V.I.L: Too cutelol to be a main character in this episode. (explodes)
Narrator: The SBM show will return right after these messages. Frogs are plentiful. Pie is yummy. Cows with guns. Now back to the show.
Bagel: Okay, where exactly are we going.
ssj: You know, I never thought about that.
Jake: I have blah-blah insurance, so person come help!
(IAmBagel suddenly appears)
IAmBagel: Welcome back!
(Bagel, Jake, and ssj scream)
Bagel: Wait… why did you just say “Welcome back”?
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel-
Brick: SHUT UP!
(Brick pulls out his gun that shoots Bricks. IAmBagel pulls out a gun that shoots Bagels. They both shoot, and the Bagel and the Brick fly at each other in slow motion. Then, the brick goes through the hole in the bagel. We speed up, and both of them dodge the bullets. The brick makes a hole in the wall, and flies towards the ground)
OMLJ: MY LEG! Myyyyyyyyy legggggggggg…
(The bagel hits ssj in the back of the head. He falls down, and lands on the control panel. The ship flies up into space, and the hole that the brick made slowly starts sucking in everything. Brick’s gun gets pulled out of his hands, but Bagel catches it. He shoots another brick through the wall on the other side of the ship, causing things to also be sucked that way. He drops the gun, which flies into ssj’s hands. He’s about to be sucked out of the top half, so he shoots a brick in the right side of it. He drops the gun and Jake, who’s being sucked out of the right side, shoots a hole in the left side. Everyone who is about to be sucked out one way gets sucked in the opposite direction)
Bagel: Everybody! We need to clog up the holes and push IAmBagel out! Brick, do you have that present you were going to give me?
Brick: Yeah?
Bagel: Give it to me now so I can throw it at IAmBagel!
Brick: Okay! (he throws the present to Bagel, who unwraps it) It’s a demo tape of my band!
Bagel: Oh man, I would have hated this.
(We see a cutaway gag of Brick in a recording studio)
Brick: So please, don’t eat, some cows, by the way. Mama Mama Eggy! Cows, make you fat. And then they’ll, eat you too. Mama Mama Eggy! I, am the barber! Mama Mama Egguuuuuu, wuhwuhwuhwuhuuuuuuuuuu! Forget about this.
(We cut back to Bagel throwing the tape at IAmBagel. IAmBagel is knocked down, and then is about to be sucked out of the back of the dropship, which is facing down)
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel. You see, I have the upper hand. (He gets sucked out, but lands in a tiny ship that is shaped like a red ball)
Bagel: (laughs) That’s your ship?
(The red ball and a few others like it connect to a giant ship shaped like a Christmas tree like ornaments, with Prez, ryan, and cwn piloting some of them. Everyone’s jaw drops, and a Christmassy version of the music when they see the Death Star in Star Wars plays)
ssj: Uh, maybe we should just retreat…
Bagel: Maybe?
(The dropship starts flying away really fast. The tree ship chases after it, shooting missiles shaped like pine needles)
Brick: Good thing none of us are allergic to pine!
ssj: No, the ship is.
(The dropship explodes. They all fall to earth)
Jake: I’VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, GEICO! I’M SORRY!
ssj: Phht. No you haven’t.
Bagel: Wait! I have a plan. Does anybody have some paper and scissors on them?
ssj: I have paper, but no scissors.
Brick: I have scissors! (eyes dart around suspiciously) Lots and lots of sharp scissors.
(We cut to them with paper and scissors, getting closer and closer to earth’s atmosphere)
ssj: (moving scissors towards Brick’s head) Heh heh. Hey Brick, I’m gonna cut your hair.
Brick: I’ll kill you if you cut my hair.
ssj: (laughing) Oh, you’re funny, Brick!
Brick: I’ll kill you in your sleep.
Jake: (under his breath) Too bad. He touches himself at night.
Bagel: Wait, what did you just say, Jake?
Jake: STATEFARM INSURANCE MONEY INSURANCE NEIGHBORS STATEFARM
Bagel: I thought so. Hurry up, everyone!
(They finish cutting the paper, and distribute pieces of it until everybody has a paper hang gliding thingy)
ssj: This had better work!
(They all fall into earth’s atmosphere. They swoop down towards a desert)
Brick: I spy with my little eye… A CACTUS!
(Brick crashes into it and keeps gliding)
Brick: I spy with my little eye… ANOTHER CACTUS!
(Brick crashes into that one and keeps moving)
Brick: I spy with my little eye… A CLIFF!
(They all glide down the side of the cliff and keep going)
ssj: I can see train tracks!
(They glide onto the train, and stand on top of it, then sit down)
Bagel: (panting) Okay. Here’s my new plan. We set the city on fire, melting all the snow, and add new houses to our Christmas list.
ssj: We can discuss it later. Let’s set up camp in the train and hope it doesn’t take too long to get home.
Bagel: How do we know it’s going to SBMtopia?
ssj: Well, we were floating just above it in space.
Bagel: Oh yeah.
(They climb inside the train. It slowly turns night time, and the train goes out of the desert and just into the snowy middle of nowhere. We hear a toilet flushing, and ssj walks out of a train car into the one where everyone else is)
ssj: That was a ::dolphin noise::ing adventure! I ::dolphin noise::ing crashed into the wall five ::dolphin noise::ing times!
Brick: You don’t ::dolphin noise::ing say.
Bagel: Are you guys done yet?
Brick: Yes.
(There is a huge crashing sound)
ssj: Dude, what was that?
(Bagel looks out the window, to see the tree battleship on wheels, speeding up behind them on the tracks)
Bagel: This can’t be good.
(Prez’s ornament ship comes off of the tree and flies ahead of the train)
Bagel: Wait, where’s that guy going?
ssj: Look! We’re almost into the city!
Brick: Yeah, we’ll get past the border as soon as we cross the moat!
(We see a huge canyon full of water surrounding the very edge of the city, signifying the end of the desert, with an unstable bridge going over it)
Brick: OH MY GOD! THEY’RE GONNA BLOW UP THE BRIDGE! WHO’S DRIVING THIS THING?
Jake: StateFarm isn’t driving it but it’s keeping it going, with insurance discounts as big as-
Bagel: Not a good time.
(Prez attaches a time bomb to the bridge, set to go off in 30 seconds)
Bagel: Wait! Dude! We can get out of the train before it goes off the edge if we jump off at the caboose!
ssj: (looking out the window) I don’t think that’s a great idea.
(The tree ship speeds up until the very tip of it is touching the back of the train, slowly tearing it in half)
Bagel: WE'RE GOING TO EXPLODE!
(The bridge explodes when Bagel’s group’s train car, which is the middle one, is in the middle of crossing the bridge. Them being the lowest down, the other train cars slowly are pulled down by the weight of the middle car)
ssj: We need to get out!
Brick: I have an idea.
(Brick shoots the Brick gun onto both sides of the cliff. 4 bricks land on the very edge of the train tracks that haven’t broken off, holding the very back wheels of the entire train from going off the edge and the very front wheels of the entire train from going off the edge)
ssj: This won’t hold much longer!
(The connector holding the middle 2 cars together breaks, with Bagel’s team in the side near the back of the train. Brick jumps and grabs onto the back of the other middle car. ssj grabs his legs, and the train turns to the point where ssj and Brick are the only ones keeping the two sides of the train from swinging down sideways into the gorge, dumping out everyone inside)
Brick: Everybody! Run up to the front!
(Bagel and Jake run across Brick’s back. They run towards the front train car. When they get to the one that’s second to the front, the back half of the train falls off of the cliff and the front half moves into the side of the cliff, leaving ssj dangling from Brick’s feet)
ssj: BRICK! IF I DIE RIGHT NOW AND YOU’RE THE LAST PERSON I TALK TO, YOU’RE THE SMARTEST IDIOT I’VE EVER MET!
Brick: Yeah, it’s like I was obfuscating stupidity the entire time. (eyes dart around suspiciously) Of course, I wasn’t, heh-heh! Duh, I’m stupid!
(Bagel and Jake grab onto the wall and carefully climb up the dangling, sideways train. They jump up to the door to the conductor’s train car. As soon as they open it, the conductor falls out of the car, through all of the other open doors, and past ssj)
ssj: That’s it! The door!
(Brick climbs up and grabs onto the doorknob, with the door being opened to the inside. He jumps up, allowing ssj to get inside the vertical train. Bagel and Jake climb up into the main car, and starts driving the train. As he tries to get it to go up the cliff, the connectors between the lower train cars start breaking and falling off. Brick and ssj jump out of the bottom car and grab onto the next one as the bottom car falls into the “moat”, which, if I haven’t mentioned this by now, contains no water. Then, as Brick and ssj jump out of it, another car falls. And another. And another. This keeps happening until Brick and ssj are clinging onto the second-to-last car. Bagel gets the train to start moving, but IAmBagel shoots the connecter between the last two cars at the last second, with Brick and ssj in it)
Bagel: SSJ! NO!
Jake: Like a good neighbor… (we get a closeup on his face with dramatic lighting) STATEFARM IS THERE!
(Trans-Siberian Orchestra's "Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24", a rock-remix of "Carol of the Bells" plays as Jake jumps out of the back of the front car towards the cart with ssj and Brick. The Christmas Tree ship flies directly under Jake. He lands on it, rips off a “pine needle” from it, or maybe just a piece of metal, and starts smashing the rest of the ship with it)
Jake: WHY THE ::dolphin noise:: ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS? YOU’RE SO BAD! YOU EVEN SWITCHED TO GEICO!
(Jake smashes the cockpit open, where OMLJ is piloting the tree ship. He throws OMLJ into the gorge, where he hits the rock wall and explodes violently for no reason)
OMLJ: MY LEG!
(Jake flies down with the ship tree, and flies straight into the train car with ssj and Brick in it, literally sticking the tree through the middle of the car so the train car is basically stuck around the tree ship, if you know what I mean)
Jake: THIS IS FOR STATEFARM!
(Jake flies up in the air, knocking all of the ornament ships out of the sky, and accidentally crashes into Santa’s sleigh. Santa gets impaled by the very, very tip of the tree ship sticking out of the train car, and the reindeer fly the pilotless sleigh over to SBMtopia)
Bagel: Oh no.
(The reindeer move downwards above Schadenfreude Street, with the tree ship right after them. They start flying through the streets, and the tree ship moves downwards until the train car’s wheels are touching the ground, like a giant tree-car is going on a rampage through the city)
ssj: AAAH!
(Brick shows up in the cockpit, and pushes Jake out of his chair)
Brick: I WANT THAT DVD PLAYER!
(Brick starts chasing after the runaway sleigh, leaving a trail of fire and destruction behind him)
Brick: CANNNNNNNNNNNNDEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel’s train is going through Schadenfreude Street, about to arrive at the train station in the middle of town. The tree-car breaks through the railroad crossing and destroys the train. Bagel jumps into the train car with ssj)
Bagel: WHAT’S HAPPENING?
ssj: BRICK’S HAPPENING!
(Three police officers point their guns at them)
Officer 1: STOP NOW OR WE’LL OPEN FIRE!
ssj: You wouldn’t shoot a fellow officer!
Officer 2: YES WE WOULD! (shoots Officer 3) WE’RE GETTING TIRED OF YOUR ::dolphin noise::!
Officer 1: YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE!
(They pick up fire off the ground and open it like a book)
Officer 2: Wow, that actually worked!
Brick: MERRY HAPPY!
(Brick drives through town, destroying several things, and then drives into a skate park)
Brick: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(The tree-ship goes off of a skateboard ramp. It flies through the air, crashes into the runaway sleigh, and explodes, with the wreckage landing back where they started in town square. Bagel, Brick, Jake, Prez, ssj, and the others crawl out coughing, except for IAmBagel, who just walks into the scene)
IAmBagel: Hey guys! What’s up?
Bagel: Uh, you just almost got us all killed!
IAmBagel: Just got you all killed? Oh! That must have been my worthless half-brother, I’mAmBagel.
Bagel: …
Brick: Don’t worry, Bagel! That was fun!
Bagel: FUN? FUN? YOU AND SSJ ALMOST DIED!
Brick: YAY! Besides, maybe Santa will bring you a time machine so you can reverse that pointless quest. Say, it’s almost 5:00 AM. Where's Santa? He wasn’t in his sleigh.
(Santa falls off of the tree-ship and groans)
Jake: Oops.
Prez: MERRY CHRISTMAS YADDAYADDAYADDA I’m so happy I could just throw up.
Jake: INSURRRRRRRRRANCCCCCCCCCE! (shoots Prez with Brick’s gun)
Brick: Why do you keep stealing that from me?
THE END! Thanks for watching/reading this. If you’ve made it this far, you deserve an award or something. Also thanks to BagelsinEurope for doing all the hard work, except for the episodes that I write, which is only like 3 of them or something and a few random scenes here and there.
Merry Christmas!/Hanukkah/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Kikiwanzaa
Yes, I know that last one was fake, just deal with it.
Oh, and if you celebrate some other holiday around this time of year that I don’t know about, sorry I couldn’t find it. Merry -insert holiday here- from BrickSponge2015 and The SBM Show! Also, here’s the epic music for Jake jumping out of the train and going on his rampage of mass destruction: https://soundcloud.com/trans-siberian-orchestra/08-christmas-eve-sarajevo-1224/s-vuivT
 
Another Christmas short!:

Episode 10B 1/2
Prez Doesn't Like Christmas
Written by BagelsinEurope

Narrator: Prez hates Christmas because he's

Prez: Because I'm evil yadda yadda flanderization.

EVIL: No, I'm evil.

Prez: Well, I'm evil-

EVIL: Look. At. The. Screen. MY NAME IS EVIL!

Prez: YES YOU ARE EVIL BUT I AM EVIL!

EVIL: BUT HOW AM I EVIL IF YOU'RE EVIL?

Prez: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!

(EVIL explodes into confetti and sausages)

Prez: Well, that was a thing.
 
Oh my god! I forgot yesterday's episode! That means you get two episodes today! One by me, one by Miles.

Episode 10B
Attack of the Inactive Member Zombies
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to the SBMtopia town square, and we see ssj in the center)

ssj: People-

(ssj is unheard over all the talking)

ssj: People!

(ssj is still unheard)

ssj: SHUTUP AND LISTEN TO ME!

(everyone stops)

ssj: As you may or may not know, I run the city website, sbmania.net.

ssj: And something very strange is happening. Practically every inactive member is returning, but they are only posting in "Zebsvsgagsskekdj" language.

ssj: If any of you can figure out what's going on, please inform me or the prez, Moxley.

Prez: LIES! I'M PREZ!

ssj: You're a hamster.

Prez: I AM STILL A GENIUS!

OMLJ: MY LEG!

Beano: What is happening! Must hide!

ssj: Alright settle down citizens. I'm sure that-

America: hsieusbskwjxjjs

(crowd gasps)

ssj: He looks like-like-a zombie!

(crowd screams)

Beano: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Brick: I like money.

(Cha is just in the background doodling)

Cha: Heh.

Ling-Ling: I say we panic!

Prez: I second that!

(Everyone panics and Prez sneaks out of the crowd)

Prez: In this commotion, I shall leave and secretly create more inactive member zombies without anyone noticing!

(We cut to Bagel in a graveyard)

Bagel: Where is everybody?

Brick: They went to a town square meeting. You were supposed to attend.

Bagel: Well, I'm sorry for mourning my grandfather's death.

Brick: They call them grandpas nowadays.

Bagel: GOOO!

Popeye: That's my line!

GordokTheMad: RAARH!

Bagel: Did you hear that?

Popeye: Sounds like someone choked on a doormat-AAAAH!

(Popeye gets captured by something)

Bagel: Ohhhhhh....

Bagel: *gasp* Jibbix? AngryWumbologyNerd? GordokTheMad? DirtyDan?! They're zombies!

PinheadLarry: ARGH!

Bagel: Oh no! These inactive member zombies are attacking!

DirtyDan: RAAAH!

Jibbix: GAAAAH!

(We cut to Prez who is also in the graveyard)

Prez: My contraption finally worked! Now these inactive member zombies will eat everyone and I will rule SBMtopia!

AlexaStar: RAAAH!

Prez: Whoa there! Be nice to the one who summoned you-AAAAH!

Prez: I gotta run!

(We see a picture in picture montage of Prez and Bagel running from zombies until they bump into each other)

Prez: WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING!

Griffbob: You spelled "you're" wrong.

Prez: I don't give a-

(We cut to a card that says Please Stand By)

Prez: Why couldn't we just :dolphin noise: it?

Griffbob: MUST DO CLASSIC CENSORING

Prez: Hey, how come no zombie has eaten you yet?

Griffbob: Because the statistical probability is null-

AlexaStar: RAAAAH!

Griffbob: Uh, nice zombie-

(We see Bagel and Prez staring disturbed, as Griffbob screams followed by a loud burp)

Bagel: Uh, I think we should go now.

(Bagel and Prez start running with AlexaStar on their tail)

Prez: QUICK! Into my hideaway!

(Bagel and Prez run in, and Bagel sees a machine that says "INACTIVE MEMBER ZOMBIFIER 4000")

Bagel: *gasp* You did this?!

Prez: Look, I screwed up. What do you expect from an evil genius?

BobSponge: Pie.

Prez: Jigger blog darn snerker Kalamazoo! How the heck did you get here?

BobSponge: I don't know-WHAAAA!

(BobSponge gets eaten and it makes a hole in Prez's roof)

Bagel: Looks like this is the end!

Prez: Wait!

Bagel: AAAAH! (Bagel falls backwards and hits a button on the machine and then the zombie disappears)

Prez: Huh?

Bagel: Oh! The off switch!

(We see a zombie poof, bringing Griffbob in midair)

Griffbob: I should really stick to Star Trek some days.

(SBManiac drives in to the graveyard)

SBManiac: Sup homies!

Prez: Well, that was a goodish badish plan.

(Beano climbs out from under a rock)

Beano: Is it...is it...over?

Bagel: Well, we are all still here, and that's what's important.

(TheOpenWindowManiac jumps out of the mailbox)

OWM: I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!

Beano: AAAAAAH!

Prez: Jeez, you guys get scared easily.

Moxley: Ahem.

Prez: AH NO NOT THE COPS I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL

(OWM climbs out of the suit)

Prez: Wait I thought that you were in the mailbox?

(OWM climbs out of the mailbox)

OWM: I am in the mailbox.

Bagel: Then if you're in the mailbox, then the other OWM must be-

(A mailbox comes out of an OWM suit)

Bagel: A REAL MAILBOX!

Popeye: Alright, this ending is even worse than the one where they were fighting for a commercial timeslot.

(The mailbox chases everyone, and then a The End screen comes up)

THE END

Sneak Peek for episode 12a:

ssj: Wow, Christmas is awesome! I can't wait until we do this again next-Wait!

(awkward silence)

(more silence)

(even more silence)

(even MOAR silence)

(one guy sneezes and gets shot)

ssj: Everyone got banned! What are we going to do?

(lol more silence)

E.V.I.L: idk

Oh my god! I forgot yesterday's episode! That means you get two episodes today! One by me, one by Miles.

Episode 10B
Attack of the Inactive Member Zombies
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to the SBMtopia town square, and we see ssj in the center)

ssj: People-

(ssj is unheard over all the talking)

ssj: People!

(ssj is still unheard)

ssj: SHUTUP AND LISTEN TO ME!

(everyone stops)

ssj: As you may or may not know, I run the city website, sbmania.net.

ssj: And something very strange is happening. Practically every inactive member is returning, but they are only posting in "Zebsvsgagsskekdj" language.

ssj: If any of you can figure out what's going on, please inform me or the prez, Moxley.

Prez: LIES! I'M PREZ!

ssj: You're a hamster.

Prez: I AM STILL A GENIUS!

OMLJ: MY LEG!

Beano: What is happening! Must hide!

ssj: Alright settle down citizens. I'm sure that-

America: hsieusbskwjxjjs

(crowd gasps)

ssj: He looks like-like-a zombie!

(crowd screams)

Beano: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Brick: I like money.

(Cha is just in the background doodling)

Cha: Heh.

Ling-Ling: I say we panic!

Prez: I second that!

(Everyone panics and Prez sneaks out of the crowd)

Prez: In this commotion, I shall leave and secretly create more inactive member zombies without anyone noticing!

(We cut to Bagel in a graveyard)

Bagel: Where is everybody?

Brick: They went to a town square meeting. You were supposed to attend.

Bagel: Well, I'm sorry for mourning my grandfather's death.

Brick: They call them grandpas nowadays.

Bagel: GOOO!

Popeye: That's my line!

GordokTheMad: RAARH!

Bagel: Did you hear that?

Popeye: Sounds like someone choked on a doormat-AAAAH!

(Popeye gets captured by something)

Bagel: Ohhhhhh....

Bagel: *gasp* Jibbix? AngryWumbologyNerd? GordokTheMad? DirtyDan?! They're zombies!

PinheadLarry: ARGH!

Bagel: Oh no! These inactive member zombies are attacking!

DirtyDan: RAAAH!

Jibbix: GAAAAH!

(We cut to Prez who is also in the graveyard)

Prez: My contraption finally worked! Now these inactive member zombies will eat everyone and I will rule SBMtopia!

AlexaStar: RAAAH!

Prez: Whoa there! Be nice to the one who summoned you-AAAAH!

Prez: I gotta run!

(We see a picture in picture montage of Prez and Bagel running from zombies until they bump into each other)

Prez: WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING!

Griffbob: You spelled "you're" wrong.

Prez: I don't give a-

(We cut to a card that says Please Stand By)

Prez: Why couldn't we just :dolphin noise: it?

Griffbob: MUST DO CLASSIC CENSORING

Prez: Hey, how come no zombie has eaten you yet?

Griffbob: Because the statistical probability is null-

AlexaStar: RAAAAH!

Griffbob: Uh, nice zombie-

(We see Bagel and Prez staring disturbed, as Griffbob screams followed by a loud burp)

Bagel: Uh, I think we should go now.

(Bagel and Prez start running with AlexaStar on their tail)

Prez: QUICK! Into my hideaway!

(Bagel and Prez run in, and Bagel sees a machine that says "INACTIVE MEMBER ZOMBIFIER 4000")

Bagel: *gasp* You did this?!

Prez: Look, I screwed up. What do you expect from an evil genius?

BobSponge: Pie.

Prez: Jigger blog darn snerker Kalamazoo! How the heck did you get here?

BobSponge: I don't know-WHAAAA!

(BobSponge gets eaten and it makes a hole in Prez's roof)

Bagel: Looks like this is the end!

Prez: Wait!

Bagel: AAAAH! (Bagel falls backwards and hits a button on the machine and then the zombie disappears)

Prez: Huh?

Bagel: Oh! The off switch!

(We see a zombie poof, bringing Griffbob in midair)

Griffbob: I should really stick to Star Trek some days.

(SBManiac drives in to the graveyard)

SBManiac: Sup homies!

Prez: Well, that was a goodish badish plan.

(Beano climbs out from under a rock)

Beano: Is it...is it...over?

Bagel: Well, we are all still here, and that's what's important.

(TheOpenWindowManiac jumps out of the mailbox)

OWM: I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!

Beano: AAAAAAH!

Prez: Jeez, you guys get scared easily.

Moxley: Ahem.

Prez: AH NO NOT THE COPS I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL

(OWM climbs out of the suit)

Prez: Wait I thought that you were in the mailbox?

(OWM climbs out of the mailbox)

OWM: I am in the mailbox.

Bagel: Then if you're in the mailbox, then the other OWM must be-

(A mailbox comes out of an OWM suit)

Bagel: A REAL MAILBOX!

Popeye: Alright, this ending is even worse than the one where they were fighting for a commercial timeslot.

(The mailbox chases everyone, and then a The End screen comes up)

THE END

Sneak Peek for episode 12a:

ssj: Wow, Christmas is awesome! I can't wait until we do this again next-Wait!

(awkward silence)

(more silence)

(even more silence)

(even MOAR silence)

(one guy sneezes and gets shot)

ssj: Everyone got banned! What are we going to do?

(lol more silence)

E.V.I.L: idk

See you later today!
 
Milk & Cookies said:
My shoulder stopped itching, so can I be the character that can control wind?

It....it's useful
noitsnot
Click to expand...
I'm not anywhere, am i?

it's k XD
 
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