The SBM Show

BagelsonChristmas said:
I have made some minor edits to the SBM Show DVD. I have added SPECIAL FEATURES! Yay!
Anyway, it's now available for pre-order. BUY TODAY for $10



Sure. Give me a character description and you're in.
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Nane: BeanoMaster
Age: 12
Personality: Fun but slightly shy
 
Episode 9A
Just Desserts
Written by BagelsinEurope

Narrator: 10 Minutes Later

(the city explodes)

BeanoMaster: AAAAAH!

Bagel: So the campaign finance reform-

(explosion)

Brick: I beat my high score!

(explosion)

Popeye: Time to practice the choir. La-

(explosion)

(we cut to Poseidon who is throwing something in the crash)

Poseidon: Now that that's taken care of-

(explosion)

A random voice: You fools.

(A 7Up can rises and turns into a giant robot who grabs Poseidon)

Poseidon: AAAAH! JERRY HELP ME!

Jerry: Uh, take this!

(Jerry throws Poseidon a life preserver)]

Poseidon: Thanks a lot. (in sarcasm)

Jerry: Your welcome!

Poseidon: Ah, well I always knew he was dim. As I was saying, AAAAAAAH!

(We see the city panicking in fear)

OMLJ: MY LEG!

Beano: Maybe hiding behind this building will help! (beano hides)

ssj: Tell my wife and kids I love them!

Griffbob: Actually, you don't have a wife or kids.

ssj: Shut up.

(We see more panicking in the town)

7Up Can: I WANT TO BE IN THE CAKE!

Bagel: We'll bake you the biggest cake you will ever experience! Okay?

7Up Can: Alright. But I have to be in it!

Bagel: Deal.

Narrator: Back in the present...

Poseidon: Ah, what a beautiful day.

Hidden voice: This place is nice.

Poseidon: Who was that?

Voice: Me!

Poseidon (pulls out a knife): Stay back! I'm warning you!

Narrator: Hey hey hey! This is a kids show! Let's replace that with something more kid-friendly.

(The knife poofs and is replaced with a tennis racket)

Poseidon: This show is TV-PG! And it's not even a real show! This is just a transcript.

Narrator: Fine. But pay me five bucks.

Poseidon: You're not even real!

Narrator: Eh whatever. Just repeat the scene and I'll mark you down as "indebt"

(Poseidon rolls her eyes)

Poseidon: Anyway, Stay back! I'm warning you!

Voice (which is from the 7Up can behind Poseidon): It's me, dummy.

Poseidon: Oh, it's just you talking 7Up can.

Poseidon: AAAAH! A TALKING 7UP CAN! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

7Up Can: Can I just stay for a visit? I'm homeless.

Poseidon: You're a soda can.

7Up Can: And you're a kitchen sponge beaver samurai hybrid. Who the heck cares.

Poseidon: Don't talk to me like that!

7Up Can: Ppbth. It's a free country.

Poseidon: It may be a free country, but you live under my house, and my rules!

Brick: Seriously, someone needs to make a Sparta Remix of that.

7Up Can: Anyway, I want to be in the cake.

Poseidon: I'm not baking a cake.

7Up Can: But I want to be in the cake!

Poseidon: I just said I'm not baking a cake!

7Up Can: Says the diminutive kitchen sponge beaver samurai hybrid who just said she was baking a cake.

Poseidon: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS!

7Up Can: I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!

Poseidon: THEN WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A HOUSE?

7Up Can: WELL YOU HAVE TO FILL IN TO MY DEMANDS!

Poseidon: FINE, WHAT ARE THEY?

7Up Can: WELL I WANT TO BE IN THE CAKE!

Poseidon: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT BAKING A CAKE!

7Up Can: WELL THE TITLE HAS "DESSERTS" IN IT. FUFIL THE PREMISE!

Poseidon: NO! And where did you come from, anyway?

Jerry: I had to get rid of him. He was driving me insane.

Poseidon: And you give it to your sister when you could have thrown it out-

7Up Can: Hey, what are you doing?

(Poseidon throws the 7Up Can out)

Poseidon: Now that that's taken care of-

(explosion)

Narrator: In the time of this flashback, we now cut to the current present

Bagel: The cake is ready!

7Up Can (inside the cake): I guess it is a happy ending after all.

BobSponge: Hey free cake!

(BobSponge eats the cake)

Popeye: Well, you're an idiot.

(The giant robot grows inside BobSponge)

Bagel: Well, he's flanderized.

Narrator: Flanderization! It can lead to giant robots. Steer clear of it, please

THIS EPISODE IS SOMEHOW A PSA

The end

Sneak peek for episode 9B:
Jake: Siege fort on geico.

Geico: StateFarm is approaching on us! Release the mayo cannon!

(Geico's roof comes off and a giant cannon appears)

Geico: FIRE!

Jake: Mayday! Geico's got mayo!

See you on December 19th!
 
Another XMAS special preview:

IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, we still have a score to settle.
Bagel: Episode 8B wasn’t enough for you?
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bagel: I’m getting a strange sense of Deja Vu.
IAmBagel: Oh, Bagel, I am too.
 
El Show SBM!
Un SBM corta: AHH ESPAÑOL, EE.UU.! EE.UU.! EE.UU.! EE.UU.!
Bagel: Hey ssj, ¿por qué es este corto en español sin ninguna razón?
ssj: Porque lo hice, SBM está en español, y nunca voy a arreglarlo. Mwuahahaha!
Ladrillo: Si usted salió de su manera de traducir esta no tienes vida botín botín botín botín botín botín también hay un próximo episodio donde Bagel trabaja en un sitio de comida rápida. Púdrete! También si usted traduce esto por favor no lo publiques. Además, debemos hacer un episodio completo de este en algún momento? TE AMO!

Bagel: ¡Espera! Hay que salvar SBM de dicha destrucción!
ssj: NUU! Tú no me derrotar! Por el poder de ... chihuahua!
(chihuahua se sale de la nada y le pega Bagel en la cara mientras que la música juega Pokemon)
Ladrillo: Espera, ahora estamos en japonés?
Rigby espectáculo habitual: Deja de hablar!
Ladrillo: Yo siempre te odié!
tropos tv: tropos son nuestros amigos!
Ladrillo: Die! todos ustedes!
ssj: Deja de matar a todo el mundo
Ladrillo: Dejar de ir en un viaje de poder!
Albóndigas y salsa darles de comer a su bebé
(explosión mata a todos, incluyendo a comprar suerte diversión bola mama mama eggy le montones de explosivos auge esto no es spam te amo no me dejas botín)








es por eso que los espectadores no se tienen buenas cosas tropos televisión es feliz ahora no auggh no me mata tropos tv

* ded *
 
On December 22nd, good and evil shall meet once again...
Or maybe just nice idiot and angry idiot.
Christmas special in 3 days!
I'm going to make it into a sequel of Battle Of The Bagels.
 
BagelsonChristmas said:
I am sorry but I am delaying this weeks episode until tommorow.
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NOO! PLEASE! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT EPISODE SO MUCH!
Well, today can we post the episode that I wrote?
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
NOO! PLEASE! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT EPISODE SO MUCH!
Well, today can we post the episode that I wrote?
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Sure. Then you get an extra episode on Sunday because I need a pair episode for that one. Actually this way you get a new episode every day till Tuesday.
 
BagelsonChristmas said:
Sure. Then you get an extra episode on Sunday because I need a pair episode for that one. Actually this way you get a new episode every day till Tuesday.
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Why don't we just air The Geico War on the 23rd and make it a premiere week? Anyway, new episode!
Episode 9B
Bagel Works At Burger King
Written by BrickSponge2015 and one of his real-life friends
Bagel: (sighs) Isn’t life great?
ssj: Maybe it would be if we weren’t living in cardboard boxes under a bridge as a plot device!
Bagel: Well, maybe one of us should get a job!
(Bagel points at a Burger King across the street)
ssj: What? No way! I’d never work there!
Bagel: Yeah, I guess…
ssj: You would? Great!
Bagel: (Patrick Voice/Villager News Voice) No!
ssj: (Patrick/Villager Voice) You have to.
(ssj starts dragging Bagel across the street)
Bagel: (Patrick/Villager Voice) I do not want to!
ssj: (Patrick/Villager Voice) I do not care. We need money.
Bagel: (Patrick/Villager Voice) You’re hurting me!
(beat)
ssj: (Patrick/Villager Voice) Okay, I’m hurting you.
(They get inside)
ssj: (Patrick/Villager Voice) He would like to get a job here.
Bagel: (Patrick/Villager Voice) No!
BK Manager: (Patrick/Villager Voice) Okay. You will work here.
Bagel: (Patrick/Villager Voice) Aww. Okay.
72 HOURS LATER…
Bagel: I’ve been awake for three days.
(Darth Vader drives up in a Miata)
DV: I would like (creepy breath) a kids meal (creepy breath)
Bagel: That’ll be $4.99. (hands DV the meal)
DV: (creepy breath) Sucker. (creepy breath, then drives off)
(Bagel walks into his manager’s office)
Bagel: Boss?
BK Manager: What can I help you with?
Bagel: This guy just drove off without paying.
BK Manager: Uh, dude, are you okay? You have bags under your eyes.
(Two garbage bags are hanging from Bagel’s eyelids)
Bagel: TAKE ONE.
(The BK Manager rips them off, and they grow back)
BK Manager: Uh… thanks?
THAT NIGHT AT 8:00 PM…
(Constantine drives up to the window)
Constantine: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
(Bagel sleepily hands over the cash register. Constantine starts laughing, but gets cut off by Bagel)
Bagel: Would you like to make a donation?
Constantine: Uh… (smiles) sure!
(Constantine rips a 20 dollar bill in half, puts each half in one of Bagel’s garbage bags, and drives off. Bagel pulls two 10 dollar bills out of the bags)
Bagel: I’m too tired to know how that even happened.
(Bagel falls asleep, pressing every button on the control panel. Button 1: Open window. Button 2: Turn on microphone. Button 3: Fly up into orbit. Button 4: Self-destruct in 10 minutes. The BK starts flying into the air. ssj sees it moving, runs over, and jumps in at the last second. Grubby Grouper drives up to the window in a convertible)
GG: Hello, I’d like to order. (He sees the BK flying away) Not cool, dude.
(ssj gets inside. The cashier is hiding behind the counter, and there are condiments squirted everywhere)
ssj: What just happened?
Teenage Cashier: I’m scared, man!
(ssj runs towards the Drive-Thru window. He shakes Bagel awake)
Bagel: What? Where are we?
ssj: Bagel! How do we get down?
Bagel: Well, you know what they say. (cue dramatic lighting) There’s only one way to get out of a flying Burger King.
(We cut to Bagel and ssj kicking down the door of a bathroom stall. GG is sitting there)
GG: Not cool, dude.
(ssj throws GG out the window, breaking it)
Bagel: Why is there a window in the bathroom?
ssj: Deal with it.
(They climb into the toilet)
ssj: This had better work!
(ssj flushes the toilet, and they fall out of the disconnected sewer pipe, flying towards the ground)
Bagel: Oops! Forgot that we weren’t connected to the sewers anymore.
ssj: You are such an idiot.
(They close their eyes, brace for impact, and… land in GG’s convertible. The BK explodes in the air, and we cut to Bagel having a dinner party with ssj, Brick, Ling-Ling, Storm, Jake, GriffBob, Popeye, and Poseidon)
Bagel: …and that’s why we didn’t go to Burger King this year.
Brick: (starts crying) IT’S SO CRUEL! OH, GOD! WHY? WHY BURGER KING? WHY NOT ME? WHY, OH, DEAR-
(A piece of rubble from the BK explosion breaks through Bagel’s roof and knocks Brick unconscious)
The End
NOTE: This episode is the 200th post in this topic!
 
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