The SBM Show

Spongebob Griffbob said:

Now I won't have my own episode

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Yes you will, it will just take a while. :)

... I think.

Gr8, I will make the long awated special m8. Coming soon, SBM's MLG GR8 NEW YEARS M8! ALL TYPED IN COMIC SANS FONT! DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY! Here's music for the special.


12/31/14!
On DVD 4/20/15!

Introducing...the very first SBM Show DVD

THE SBM SHOW!

How predictable of a title.

Episodes:
1. Bologna
2. The Gas Station
3. The Contest
4. Griffbob's Day Out (The episode that will be airing in an hour)
5. Prez's Day Off
6. Joureny to Fort Lox
7. Elevator Fixes

Special Features:
SBM Show episode schedule (like if you PM me you can get the episode names and summaries for the month. Only works in December and January. After that, it expires)

Coming out December 12th!

(If you wish to buy this DVD, then send me 10 doubloons. I will give you a cookie and you can own the DVD. Your name will be engraved on the first post.)

Spongebob Griffbob said:

Now I won't have my own episode

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Yeah you will

BagelsinEurope said:

Introducing...the very first SBM Show DVD

THE SBM SHOW!

How predictable of a title.

Episodes:
1. Bologna
2. The Gas Station
3. The Contest
4. Griffbob's Day Out (The episode that will be airing in an hour)
5. Prez's Day Off
6. Joureny to Fort Lox
7. Elevator Fixes

Coming out December 12th!

(If you wish to buy this DVD, then send me 10 doubloons. I will give you a cookie and you can own the DVD. Your name will be engraved on the first post.)



Yeah you will

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I'll make exclusive content for the season 1 DVD, if that's cool.

I wouldn't mind doing some weird bonus content for the DVD as well, like some shorts possibly which have no real continuity so I can do whatever the heck I want with them. :P

BagelsinEurope said:

Introducing...the very first SBM Show DVD

THE SBM SHOW!

How predictable of a title.

Episodes:
1. Bologna
2. The Gas Station
3. The Contest
4. Griffbob's Day Out (The episode that will be airing in an hour)
5. Prez's Day Off
6. Joureny to Fort Lox
7. Elevator Fixes

Coming out December 12th!

(If you wish to buy this DVD, then send me 10 doubloons. I will give you a cookie and you can own the DVD. Your name will be engraved on the first post.)



Yeah you will

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eh

BrickSponge2015 said:

I'll make exclusive content for the season 1 DVD, if that's cool.

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Yeah, dats cool

THE LONG DELAYED EPISODE 8A
Griffbob's Day Out
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to a shot of Schadenfreude St.)

Venom (from Spider-Man): I HAVE YOU NOW SPIDERMA-

Venom: DARNIT! I took the wrong turn again!

Venom: Now should I have made the cutoff to highway 270 in Pasadena or Arcadia...

Jefferson: Wrong show dude.

Venom: Yeah, I got the wrong directions.

Jefferson: You should have made the turn in Pasedena, but you did it in Rancho Cucamonga. Got it?

Venom: Man, I'll never take directions from Marmite again!

Jefferson: Uh, okay?

(Venom gets in his car and leaves)

Jefferson: Well that was odd.

BobSponge: Your the bathroom.

BobSponge: BE BUGSLER

Jefferson: Um, whatever.

BobSponge: Informational science books!

(Jefferson goes a couple blocks down to Prohibit's house)

Prohibit: Hey! Jefferson Steelflex! My favorite friend! Do you wanna come in and hang out with me?

Jefferson: Actually, I just want to borrow a teaspoon of sugar.

Prohibit: Oh. (gives sugar and walks into his bedroom)

Prohibit: So bored.

Prohibit: Bored.

Prohibit: Bored.

(Prohibit peeks into Griffbob's house through his window)

Griffbob: I'm finally gonna meet the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

Prohibit: Hmm, a chance to cure my boredom!

(Prohibit knocks on his door)

Griffbob: What, whaddya want-hey what are those?

Prohibit: Backstage passes for autographs for the Star Trek show!

Griffbob: HOW DID YOU GET THEM?

Prohibit: From one of the scalpers!

(Griffbob stares in a "Really?" fashion)

Prohibit: *sigh* I was bored. I needed to hang out with someone.

(Griffbob keeps staring, and then explodes.)

Prohibit: Um, okay?

(Prohibit walks outside with Griffbob's scraps)

Prohibit: Anyone know how to fix this?

Bagel: I do!

BobSponge: Well I don't.

Prohibit: A fat load of good that does me, you big oaf!

BobSponge: Um, what's an oaf?

Bagel: Anyway, let's continue...

BobSponge: YOU WILL

Bagel: Yeah, I know how to do it. My llama sidekick who for some reason has only appeared in cameos does it all the time. Do your stuff, EVILy.

E.V.I.L.: Alrighty then.

(E.V.I.L. explodes into confetti and sausages)

Bagel: Basically, we need to cut to another scene and then they will appear normal again. It's called "Negative Continuity"

(the words Negative Continuity appear on the screen in red and then disappear)

Bagel: So let's cut to Prez to prove my point.

(Cut to Prez)

Prez: To destroy all comic book geeks, I will destroy all Star Trek ticket stubs in known existence!

Prez: With a single flick of a switch!

(Prez flicks the switch)

Prez: MUAHAHA!

(Prez just stands there for ten seconds)

Prez: Uh, I think your supposed to cut back now.

Narrator: Oh yeah.

(Cut back to Schadenfreude St.)

Bagel: See? Do you feel better, Griffbob?

Griffbob: Sure do! Now let's go!

(Griffbob searches for his tickets)

Griffbob: Where did I put my tickets?

Griffbob: Would you excuse me for a sec-

(Griffbob leaves to go check his house for tickets)

Prohibit: While I try to find my backstage passes!

Narrator: While these two search for their passes, let's see what the catfish are doing:

(We cut to a catfish tank)

Catfish: WHO WRITES THIS STUFF? WATCH THE SHOW, YOU IDIOTS! NOT ME, THE SHOW! WHAT ARE YOU, THE CIA? SPYING ON ME?

Narrator: Uh, let's go back to our protagonists.

Griffbob: WE LOST OUR PASSES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

BobSponge: I have to go to the bathroom.

Griffbob:-OOOOOOOO

(Griffbob hyperventilates)

Prohibit: It's OK, just calm down, and we'll be fine-

(Griffbob keeps hyperventilating)

Prohibit: OK, now you're just-

(Griffbob keeps hyperventilating)

Prohibit: STOP HYPERVENTILATING!

Griffbob: *sniff* What's the use. My lifelong dream is ruined. RUINED! (Griffbob starts crying)

Prohibit: Don't cry, we can always-

(Griffbob makes a big crying sea)

Prohibit: STOP CRYING! YOU'RE PULLING AN ALL THAT GLITTERS!

Griffbob: Oh, thanks. I hate this episode.

Prohibit: Anyway, we can always buy from a scalper!

(We cut to them at a scalper)

Scalper: Nope, sold out, sorry!

Prohibit: Well, we can see if someone threw theirs out at the junkyard!

(We cut to the junkyard)

Griffbob: I don't think this is a good idea.

Prohibit: Sure it is! Now go out there and find those passes!

(Griffbob walks out)

Griffbob: What's this thing?

Prohibit: NO NO NO THAT'S THE-

(A crunching noise followed by screaming and shredding is heard)

(Griffbob walks back as a trash block)

Prohibit:-the trash compactor.

Griffbob: Let's go bowling, maybe that will take my mind off.

Prohibit: Yeah, we can have a day out and go bowling!

(When they go bowling, Griffbob is up)

Prohibit: Give it all you've got buddy!

(Griffbob bowls but forgets to let go so goes down the alley and comes back all liquid-y surrounding the bowling ball)

Griffbob: I don't think a day out helps me.

(Another bowling ball comes out and crushes him)

Prohibit: Well it helped me get cured of boredom.

Griffbob: Selfish.

(A card that says the end pops up, and it fades to black, then cuts to Griffbob at his house watching Star Trek)

Griffbob: At least I can still watch it on the DVD.

THE END(for real this time)

Anyway this is probably gonna be the only Griffbob torture episode ever. So don't expect another episode like this. Until like two seasons from now at least.

Sneak peek for episode 8B (airing tommorow in replacement for the episode missed on Wednesday)

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY DYNAMITE COLLECTION WITH A LIGHTED FIREWORK IN YOUR HAND!??!

Bagel: It's not the fourth of July but it's for a fight for the name "Bagel" so can you help me weird hamster thin- wait did you say dynamite collection?

(shows Prez ran away already and the lair blows up)

Prez: Yeah you're the one owed money, sheesh. YOU OWE ME 5 THOUSAND DOUBLOONS BY SUNDAY OR ELSE!

See you there.

That was a great episode. But I haven't been in any new episodes...

BagelsinEurope said:

Milkmaidman: Always just stands there itching his shoulder.

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My shoulder stopped itching, so can I be the character that can control wind?

It....it's useful
noitsnot

didn't really like that episode

Spongebob Griffbob said:

didn't really like that episode

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Actually, I wasn't too fond of it either as I was writing, so that's why I added him being happy watching Star Trek at the end. And that's why I said I wouldn't really do that anymore.

On the lead up to the Christmas special, I've decided to start making Christmas shorts to lead up to Christmas week.

Episode 8B 1/2
A Quaint Christmas

(We cut to Bagel walking outside to mail a letter)

Bagel: And there's the mailbox

BobSponge: Oh hi bagel!

Bagel: Hello, BobSponge.

BobSponge: What are you doing?

Bagel: Mailing a letter to Santa.

BobSponge: How quaint and old fashioned. I sent him a fax.

Poseidon: Ha! Fax is even more quaint! I sent him an eMail.

Jerry: Well, I sent him my plunger!

Posiedon: Why did you do that?

Jerry: It was a gift to get on the nice list.

Popeye: You're all quaint! I sent him an SBM private message.

(We cut to the North Pole)

Santa: Who keeps spamming my inbox?

Elf: You should know, you're watching everybody

Another Elf: Plot hole!

Third Elf: A plot hole is a trope, right?

Elf: YAAAY TV TROPES!

(A TV Tropes logo appears)

Narrator: TV Tropes. It's ridiclous how much they pay us to sponsor them in our show.

TV Tropes: CUT! CUT! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THA-

(Screen cuts to test pattern)

Christmas special promo!
Narrator: This Christmas, feel the spirit of giving... and maybe some getting.
Brick: And I wanna play chess… WITH AN ELF THAT’S RUDE! And I want… TO BE ON THE TV! And I want… A DVD OF ME ON TV! And I want… A DVD PLAYER! And I want… A FRIEND FOR THE DVD PLAYER!
Homer Simpson: D’OH!
Bagel: Shut up! This isn’t your show.
Homer Simpson: (sadly and slowly) D’ooohhh.
Narrator: Get ready for the craziest Christmas ever!
Bagel: This year, I wish for a white Christmas!
Santa: Well, you’re a big little boy, aren’t you?
Bagel: Yeah, and you’re one of those hip young old folks.
Narrator: Coming December 22nd!
(I'll post more promos leading up to it)

Episode 8B
Battle of the Bagels
Written by Jefferson Steelflex and BagelsinEurope

(We cut to IAmBagel's house, as he walks down his street)

IAmBagel: Good morning neighbors.

(We cut to Bagel's house, as he walks down his street)

Bagel: Good morning, neighbors!

BobSponge: Hi, Bagel!

(Bagel and IAmBagel walk down their streets, until they get to the street both of theirs are off of, and then bump into each other)

Bagel: Oh, sorry IAmBagel.

IAmBagel: Hmm, Bagel huh? Why can't I be Bagel and you be BagelsinEurope? Why do I feel like a second banana? I should have the Bagel rights, not you! I've been a citizen longer.

Bagel: I have a higher post count of the SBMtopia discussion forums!

IAmBagel: Post count, shmost count. Half of the areas on that hackjob of website don't even show up!

Bagel: Oh, is that how you wanna play it, huh?

IAmBagel: Yeah. We'll have a battle, whoever gets the most votes gets the Bagel title!

Bagel: Oh, you want a battle? I'll give you a war.

(We cut to Bagel on Schadenfreude St.)

Bagel: Hey, Popeye! You want to vote for me to have the bagel title?

Popeye: If there's anything I can do to vote for the other party, I will do it.

(Popeye slams his door on Bagel)

Bagel: Oh no! He's already winning!

Bagel: BOBSPONGE! BOBSPONGE! You'll vote for me, right?

BobSponge: Oh Bagel. Have I ever doubted you?

Bagel: Actually, several times.

(We see a montage of BobSponge thumbs-upping Bagel while he jumps into a black hole, eats dynamite, and enters a boxing match with Muhhamad Ali)

BobSponge: Pppth. That was when I was stupid. Of course I'll vote for you.

(Storm drives over onto the street)

Storm: Who ordered the pizza?

Bagel: I'll buy 1000 pizzas if you vote for me.

(Storm grins, then we cut to Bagel's house filled with mountains of pizzas, and EVIL eating them)

Bagel: EVIL, you'll vote for me, right boy?

E.V.I.L.: Would a sidekick ever vote for someone else?

Bagel: That's what I thought. Enjoy the pizzas.

BobSponge: Bagel, can I have a pizza?

Bagel: Wait, I have an idea! I could have a pizza party and everyone who attends has to vote for me!

(We cut to a telephone pole with a pizza party flyer, and then we zoom out to see an angry IAmBagel!)

IAmBagel: Oh, two can play at that game!

ryanruff13: I will now make a pineapple disappear!

IAmBagel: Vote for me and I'll sit through 10 hours of your magic show.

(TheOpenWindowManiac jumps out of a mailbox)

TheOpenWindowManiac: I'M THE OPENWINDOWMANIAC!!!

(IAmBagel screams)

TheOpenWindowManiac: Ha. I love that scare reaction.

IAmBagel: Vote for me and I'll do that 100 times.

TheOpenWindowManiac: Deal!

(Montage of Bagel and IAmBagel getting kevin, ssj, Ling-Ling, Poseidon, Cha, SpongeCob, and Brick to vote for them )

IAmBagel: Bagel, you don't stand a chance!

(We cut to Bagel)

OMLJ: MY LEG!

Bagel: I'll take you to a hospital if you vote for me!

Milkmaidman: I'll vote for you if you itch my shoulder!

Griffbob: Get me Star Trek tickets!

Grubby Grouper: Get me a new surfboard, dude!

Slash-Bringing Hasher: Write songs for my radio station!

Constantine the Frog: Rob a bank!

Prohibit: Hang out with me? I'm so bored. Please do it please do it please do it

Drifter: YOU SHALL EAT AN EAR OF AFLAC INSURANCE!

Jake: NO! GET STATEFARM INSURANCE DISCOUNTS!

Bagel: I'll do both of your things if you vote for me.

IAmBagel: I'll do both of them twice.

(Jake and Drifter walk towards IAmBagel)

Bagel: But-but-but-

IAmBagel: But what, funny boy?

Bagel: I'm gonna go get Jefferson Steelflex.

IAmBagel: I'm gonna go get Miles!

Bagel: NO!

IAmBagel: Oh yes!

(We cut to Schadenfreude St.)

Bagel: Hey Jefferson I saw you here so could you help me fight IAmBagel?

Jefferson: Why should I help you?

Bagel: Because we're neighbors man...

Jefferson: I've heard enough of tha- wait YOU FINALLY REMEMBER I LIVE HERE?

Bagel: Plus you owe me money for the explosion in the street from the maniac which was totally unrelated to you.

(Bagel gets knocked to Prez's house)

Jefferson: AND STAY OUT! Now where was I again? *sees hockey store blow up* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bagel: (hits ground) OUCH! Ugh where am I?

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY DYNAMITE COLLECTION WITH A LIGHTED FIREWORK IN YOUR HAND!??!

Bagel: It's not the fourth of July but it's for a fight for the name "Bagel" so can you help me weird hamster thin- wait did you say dynamite collection?

(shows Prez ran away already and the lair blows up)

Prez: Yeah you're the one owed money, sheesh. YOU OWE ME 5 THOUSAND DOUBLOONS BY SUNDAY OR ELSE!

Bagel: DARNIT! Who can help me now. Hmm, THE PRESIDENT!

(We cut to IAmBagel)

IAmBagel: Miles, I need you to-

Miles: I ate those food

IAmBagel: I'll take that as a yes.

(We cut back to Bagel)

Bagel: I will permanently vote for you every term to make you queen if you do me these favors.

Moxley: Sounds slightly reasonable.

Bagel: I need 5000 doubloons and a vote okay?

Moxley: Okay.

Narrator: FAULT IN OUR STARS REFERENCE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bagel: I hate when he does that.

(Cut to next scene, with a big crowd surrounding)

ssj: And it's the showdown for the name bagel! And the winner is...

Bagel: Come on, come on!

IAmBagel: Pleeease!

ssj: A tie?

(The crowd gasps)

cwn: cwn don't side with nobody.

SBManiac: WAIT! I'm still here!

(the crowd gasps again)

(SBManiac drives through the crowd with a limo)

ssj: Your vote will give the winner!

(SBManiac is surrounded by tense faces)

SBManiac: Meh. Who cares.

ssj: It looks like there's only one option left...

Bagel: And that would be...

ssj: STATUS QUO IS GOD!

(crowd gasps)

BobSponge: I knew it!

IAmBagel: NOOOOOOOOO!

(Episode fades to black)

Jerry (from The Gas Station): WAIT! I NEVER GOT TO CAST MY VOTE!

END

(By the way, every single character on this show appeared in this episode)

Sadly, this is the end of episode premiere week.

Sneak Peek for Next episode:

7Up Can: WELL I WANT TO BE IN THE CAKE!

Posiedon: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT BAKING A CAKE!

7Up Can: WELL THE TITLE HAS "DESSERTS" IN IT. FUFIL THE PREMISE!

Poseidon: NO! And where did you come from anyway?

Jerry: I had to get rid of him. He was driving me insane.

Poseidon: And you give it to your sister when you could have thrown it out-

7Up Can: Hey, what are you doing?

Another sneak preview of SBM MLG NEW YEAR GR8 PARTY M8.





Bagel: Let me have some Doritos so that way, we'll play more Call of Duty on the Xbox One.

Prohibit: Sure thing, son. We'll have to have Mountain Dew as well!

Griffbob: But wat if Mountain Dew was not kill?

Prohibit: What the ::dolphin noise:: did you just ::dolphin noise::ing say about me, you little ::dolphin noise::? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ::dolphin noise:: out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ::dolphin noise::ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ::dolphin noise:: to me over the Internet? Think again, ::dolphin noise::er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ::dolphin noise:: off the face of the continent, you little ::dolphin noise::. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ::dolphin noise::ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ::dolphin noise:: idiot. I will ::dolphin noise:: fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kiddo.

Griffbob: GHOST, OH MY GOD!

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

Bagel: Come at me, bro!

*Sandstorm by Darude plays*

ssj: OH BABY A TRIPLE!

Prez: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

Prohibit: ::dolphin noise:: SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS?

IGN: 10/10! Too much water I guess.

Snoop Dogg: Drop it like it's hawt!

Prez: Yo Skrill, drop it hard!

Skrillex: *plays Cinema*

Griffbob: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 edgy 4 me.


And that's the preview for now.

President Squidward said:

dam n son where'd you find this

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You know, ::dolphin noise:: shouldn't be censored.

Could I be in this?

I have made some minor edits to the SBM Show DVD. I have added SPECIAL FEATURES! Yay!
Anyway, it's now available for pre-order. BUY TODAY for $10

BeanoMaster said:

Could I be in this?

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Sure. Give me a character description and you're in.

We have a TV show now?


How long was I gone......