The SBM Show

There should be a New Years episode where people are in a party and such sponsored by MLG, with food for the party consisting of Doritos and Mountain Dew, with guests playing Xbox One, and music like Skrillex's Cinema and Darude's Sandstorm playing in the background. Oh, and there should be quotes like, "OOH, BABY! A TRIPLE!," "::dolphin noise:: son, where'd ya find this?," "Gotta go fast!," or "Smoke weed everyday." It'll also consist of illuminati messages with the X-Files theme song playing during the illuminati scenes. And the story should be typed in Comic Sans font.

This episode should also be directed by Michael Bay, and distributed by EA.
 
ProhibitTheSponge said:
There should be a New Years episode where people are in a party and such sponsored by MLG, with food for the party consisting of Doritos and Mountain Dew, with guests playing Xbox One, and music like Skrillex's Cinema and Darude's Sandstorm playing in the background. Oh, and there should be quotes like, "OOH, BABY! A TRIPLE!," "::dolphin noise:: son, where'd ya find this?," "Gotta go fast!," or "Smoke weed everyday." It'll also consist of illuminati messages with the X-Files theme song playing during the illuminati scenes. And the story should be typed in Comic Sans font.

This episode should also be directed by Michael Bay, and distributed by EA.
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10/10 would bang
 
ProhibitTheSponge said:
There should be a New Years episode where people are in a party and such sponsored by MLG, with food for the party consisting of Doritos and Mountain Dew, with guests playing Xbox One, and music like Skrillex's Cinema and Darude's Sandstorm playing in the background. Oh, and there should be quotes like, "OOH, BABY! A TRIPLE!," "::dolphin noise:: son, where'd ya find this?," "Gotta go fast!," or "Smoke weed everyday." It'll also consist of illuminati messages with the X-Files theme song playing during the illuminati scenes. And the story should be typed in Comic Sans font.

This episode should also be directed by Michael Bay, and distributed by EA.
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Ooh, I almost forgot! The other songs in the party are Linkin Park's Crawing in My Skin and the Sonic X theme song.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
DANG! Everything I wrote got deleted. Too annoyed to write it again. Episode delayed till tommorow.
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Did it auto save?
 
Can my character have a SpongeBob like personality? Not too much like SpongeBob, but similar. I'm a goofball in real life.


President Squidward said:
There should be a Christmas Special about me destroying Christmas
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That's my job in real life.

BagelsinEurope said:
DANG! Everything I wrote got deleted. Too annoyed to write it again. Episode delayed till tommorow.
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You should write a different one, so the writing process doesn't feel tedious. Re-writing the same thing over again can be frustrating.

BagelsinEurope said:
What about you? If you want to be in the show, give me a character description. Unless you want me to make up your character.
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I almost forgot about that!

Name: SpongeCob BudderPants
Age: 13
Nationality: I honestly don't care.
Gender: Male
Bio: Calm, optimistic and shy. He can be light hearted, but if he thinks something is wrong, he will address it. He's a goofball, but sometimes, he can be too crazy (e.g. pretending to be a fake superhero in public, or forcing people to celebrate Christmas). He's pretty intelligent. He will never give up in his goals, no matter how much people doubt him.

Spongebob Griffbob said:
I hope the next episode doesen't have any griffbob abuse
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Yeah, I feel bad for Griff.

Will a hug make you feel better?
 
Spongebob Griffbob said:
I hope the next episode doesen't have any griffbob abuse
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Uh-oh...


I had a horrific day today. I am in a horrible angry, depressed and frustrated mood. I hate to delay this episode longer, but in the mood, I might write up this episode over abusing and angry, and I might end up having swears in it. Gonna delay any episode indefinitely until I feel better. That could be today, if I get cheered up enough. If tommorow's bad too, no episode. I'm just too horrible feeling to write this episode.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
Uh-oh...


I had a horrific day today. I am in a horrible angry, depressed and frustrated mood. I hate to delay this episode longer, but in the mood, I might write up this episode over abusing and angry, and I might end up having swears in it. Gonna delay any episode indefinitely until I feel better. That could be today, if I get cheered up enough. If tommorow's bad too, no episode. I'm just too horrible feeling to write this episode.
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Is it cool if I go and whip together a last minute emergency episode?
 
BagelsinEurope said:
Uh-oh...


I had a horrific day today. I am in a horrible angry, depressed and frustrated mood. I hate to delay this episode longer, but in the mood, I might write up this episode over abusing and angry, and I might end up having swears in it. Gonna delay any episode indefinitely until I feel better. That could be today, if I get cheered up enough. If tommorow's bad too, no episode. I'm just too horrible feeling to write this episode.
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Srsly tho
 
So It's Come To This: An SBM Clip Show (That Brick wrote out of fear and panic and finished in less than one hour)
Written by BrickSponge2015

(It’s a sunny Saturday morning in SBMtopia. Popeye is relaxing in his house, when he hears a knock on the door)
Popeye: Yes, Bagel?
Bagel: Hey, Popeye! MY MAN! High five!
(Bagel high-fives Popeye and Popeye’s hand turns red and swollen)
Popeye: See what you just did? I get abused so much in this series!
Bagel: Series?
Popeye: You should be well aware by now that we’re in a TV show. Or, I guess it’s a webseries.
Bagel: Oh yeah…
President Squidward: And now, I launch my latest weapon, THE KILLORAY! It kills everything it touches!
(Prez touches the activate button, and launches it out and destroys the nuke)
Putin: Now I gotta go back to Russia and get another!
Bagel: QUICK! Somebody add the trope "Negative Continuity" to our tropes list!
Putin: Screw You!
Bagel: Now we can get onto TV Tropes sooner!
(TV Tropes walks in)
TV Tropes: ssj, I am your father!
ssj: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bagel: That's two more tropes!
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Miles: I ate those food
Prez: GRRRR, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT?!
Spongebob Griffbob: Actually the statistic probability divided by 5+the sum of 18809 divided by the square route of 17.466823208 equals only 1.6755952 times he said that.
Prez: LOOK AT THE SCRIPT! HE CLEARLY SAID THAT THREE TIMES!
Spongebob Griffbob: LITTERALLY
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Zeus Cervas: eheheheheh My tWisTeD senSe of CoMedY wiLl aDd thE DriVeN to sUicIde trOpE to YoUr ShoW!
Miles: And the "Twisted Typing" trope.
Bagel randomly: That doesn't exist.
Miles: BRICK! You made a page about SBM, add "Twisted Typing" as a trope
(Brick falls from the sky)
Brick: Here you go.
(Brick gives Bagel a bomb and disappears.)
Bagel: THATS NOT A TROPE! THATS A TIME BOMB! AND THERE'S 60 SECONDS LEFT!
Bagel: Okay, point taken. But still, when have you been abused in this?
Popeye: You don’t even know!
(Bagel drops a plate, and Popeye angrily walks out of the house)
Popeye: Why did you just drop a-OWWWW!
(Shows a close up of a piece of a plate lodged into his foot)
Bagel: What's a OWWWW!
Popeye: I mean a plate, you dunderhead!
Bagel: It's a Greek tradition!
Popeye: I never knew you were Greek.
Bagel: I'm not! I'm polish!
Popeye: Then why did you do a Greek tradition!?
Bagel: Because it tortures you!
Popeye: AND YOU WANT TO TORTURE ME!?
Bagel: No, but writers think that's funny!
Bagel: Fine! Fine! Everything you say is right!
Popeye: Everything is Bagel's fault! We wouldn't be trapped at the 87th story of the tallest building of the world if it weren't for him buying these airplane tickets to Dubai!
(Popeye stomps on airplane tickets)
Bagel: Actually, we're in Malaysia.
Popeye: I DON'T CARE YOU BUFFOON! IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT!
Prez: Actually it was my fault. I rigged the elevators.
Popeye: Oh.
Bagel: But anyway, the reason I came here is that the local StateFarm agency is having a computer eating contest!
Popeye: Where have I heard of that before? Anyway, I had no idea that there was a StateFarm agency in SBMtopia!
(Bagel drives the school bus into the middle of a highway, blocking all of the lanes. Zombified cars and trucks crash into him from both sides, and catch on fire. Then, a StateFarm airship hovers over them, with Jake piloting it)
Jake: Oh my gosh! A chance to convince him to switch to StateFarm!
(He scans the wreckage with a computer. He looks at the display)
Jake: Oh, one of the zombies has Geico. NUKE IT!
(Jake drops an atomic bomb on the bus. It blows the entire city to ashes)
Jake: Now, my work here is done!
(He leans back in his chair. His foot presses the self-destruct button, and the helicopter explodes)
Bagel: Well, there is. You coming with or not?
Popeye: Will you never have a clip show episode again, especially this early in the series?
Bagel: Geez, you don’t have to be such a Squidward.
Popeye: I wouldn’t be if you weren’t being a SpongeBob!
(Brick pops up out of nowhere)
Brick: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? *dies*
Squidward: I hear you loud and clear.
Popeye: Nevermind, let’s just go.
(They leave the house, and stand on the sidewalk, waiting for the stoplight to turn red, even though no cars are coming)
Popeye: Bagel, let’s just go. This is taking forever, and I don’t see any cars for miles.
(Popeye crosses the street and gets run over by a car that Miles is driving)
Miles: I ATE THOSE FOOD!
Prez: Oh, great, this again.
(Miles drives off and Prez disappears. Popeye is crouching on the ground in pain)
Bagel: OMIGOSH! Popeye, are you okay?
Popeye: I just got hit by a car. I’m fine.
Bagel: You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of comedy.
Popeye: In your opinion!
Bagel: … As I was just saying, sarcasm is the greatest form of comedy.
Popeye: Bagel, nobody’s going to get that joke. It’s way too complicated.
Brick: YOU ARE FLAWED!
Bagel: Brick, stop popping out of nowhere just because you wrote this episode.
Brick: What? I pop up randomly in tons of episodes that weren’t written by me!
ssj: Oh no! That candle he dropped is going to land in the bucket of gas and explode!
(BrickSponge2015 falls from the sky to catch the candle)
Brick: I'm back!
ssj: Brick, you saved us from a horrible explosion!
Brick: Oh. Sorry.
(Brick throws the candle in the gas, and gets blown away from the explosion)
Bagel: YOU WROTE THAT SCENE!
Brick: (Looks around suspiciously) I MUST GO! MY PLANET NEEDS ME! (Runs, jumps off a cliff, and flies away)
Bagel: Popeye, should I call 911?
Popeye: NO!
ssj: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SPAMMING MY MESSAGE BOARDS!
Popeye: If the police can be that incompetent, I don’t even want to know what the doctors are like.
(We see a cutaway gag of a doctor giving a pizza mouth-to-mouth and breaking down crying)
Bagel: That’s not so bad!
Popeye: You obviously didn’t look hard enough.
(We see a man choking on some of the pizza’s crust in the corner of the room)
Bagel: Oh. Well, what should I do now?
Popeye: How about we just- (violently explodes, blowing up the whole city in stock footage from the halloween special)
(We cut to all of the characters in a movie theater, watching the episode)
Bagel: That SUCKED!
IAmBagel: Well, we can at least try to make up for it. DELETED SCENES REEL!
From "Krushable Krushers":
Brick: I HATE STEREOTYPICAL RADICAL LANGUAGE!
Grubby Grouper: Take a chill pill, man!
Brick: I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR PILLS, YOU SICK FREAK!
Sadly, that's the only deleted scene that I knew about. Amen.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
I am in a horrible angry, depressed and frustrated mood.
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I recommend Vinesauce's newest Skate 3 video:
WARNING: CONTAINS SWEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxgchFnwxis

I hope this cheers you up; after all, what's better than serving up smiles?
:sbsmiles:
 
Wow, I'm impressed for a last minute episode.


Bubble_Blowing_Baby said:
I recommend Vinesauce's newest Skate 3 video:
WARNING: CONTAINS SWEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxgchFnwxis

I hope this cheers you up; after all, what's better than serving up smiles?
:sbsmiles:
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Wow, I just watched and I feel better already. That was so funny!

ProhibitTheSponge said:
I would like to write the New Years episode if you would let me.
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Go ahead. Your idea sounds genius. Make it a special!
 
Sorry about your day bagel. I also forgot my character description.
Name: BobSponge
Age: 15
Bio: A little idiot that is very sensitive and cares alot about his friends. He also loves five night's at freddy's and pizza. and cats. And he has a cat of his own
 
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