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BagelsinEurope said:
Sure. Maybe I could use some of your ideas In the other thread (change an episode to someone or something on SBM) for episodes with you. Want to be on Schadenfreude St. (the main street)?
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YES!!! PLEASE!

BagelsinEurope said:
The real new episode is tomorrow. Too lazy to do it today
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Are any of my ideas in the new episode?

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SpongeCob said:
YES!!! PLEASE!



Are any of my ideas in the new episode?

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Not in this one, but the next one is the Krushable Krushers idea you gave me. You'll get writing credit for that

Episode 6A
Elevator Fixes
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open in on a sunrise, in an asian town, then cut over to Petronas Towers)

Narrator: Petronas Towers! A thriving building that is one of the tallest in the world!

(A montage of the screen going up to the top of the building)

Narrator: How are our characters involved with this? We'll find out!

SpongeCob: Am i in this episode?

Narrator: You are now.

SpongeCob: YESS! Wait, am I in the main episode?

Narrator: Sure. Get in the shot in front of the building.

(SpongeCob does that)

Narrator: Ok, we'll come back to you at the scene.

SpongeCob: Dang it!

IAmBagel: You're breaking the fourth wall!

Narrator: Well you just broke it!

IAmBagel: You did first!

(Narrator and IAmBagel starts bickering, while SpongeCob is in the background annoyed)

SpongeCob: Just get to the scene already!

Narrator: Oh right right.

(Cut to next scene)

Prez: I shall use this ray to stop the elevator of the Petronas Twin Towers! Then I shall go to the top via the stairs, and everyone will be on the elevator, unable to stop me! Then I get to the top where the rumored 1,000,000 dollars lay! MUAHAHAHA!

(Prez hits the button on the ray)

Prez: NOW IT SHALL STOP ON THE NEXT FLIGHT! HAHA!

(Cut back to the towers)

Bagel: So this is the towers I was talking about. Who wants to go up the elevator and see the view from the skybridge?

BobSponge: MEEEEE! And thanks for the tour, Bagel.

Bagel: No thank you, for paying me when you can do it yourself for free.

Popeye: I want a refund!

Bagel: I've gotta learn to keep my big mouth shut.

(The group walks inside)

Prez: THERE IT IS! Now to sneak inside...

(Prez sneaks inside and is faced between the stairs and the elevator)

Prez: Hmm, I think the elevator is quicker

(Prez enters the elevator)

Bagel: Here's the elevator.

(Everyone enters the elevator)

Bagel: Everyone in?

(SpongeCob comes dashing in)

SpongeCob: OOH WAIT!

SpongeCob: Can I be in the tour? Please?

Bagel: 50 dollars, please.

SpongeCob: Fine.

(SpongeCob pays and enters the elevator)

Prez: Wait, wasn't I supposed to take the-

(Prez slaps himself in the face)

Prez: DARNIT! Now I'm gonna be stuck with these imbeciles in an elevator until someone else uses it!

Bagel: Say WHAAAA?

(The elevator stops in place)

Bagel: He was right!

Popeye: AAAAAH! The elevators stopping! What do we do? What do we do?

BobSponge: I know!

Popeye: WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT, BOBSPONGE?

BobSponge: uhhhhhhhh,

Narrator: Ten minutes later

BobSponge: uhhhhhhhhhh, is this a trick question?

Popeye: How am I not surprised.

Popeye: Say, Bagel, what floor are we on?

Bagel: The 87th, I think.

Popeye: 87!?

(Popeye has smoke flying out of his ears)

Bagel: Whoa, Popeye try to contain yourself.

Popeye: CONTAIN MYSELF?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BobSponge: I have to pee.

Popeye: Everything is Bagel's fault! We wouldn't be trapped at the 87th story of the tallest building of the world if it weren't for him buying these airplane tickets to Dubai!

(Popeye stomps on airplane tickets)

Bagel: Actually, we're in Malaysia.

Popeye: I DON'T CARE YOU BUFFOON! IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT!

Prez: Actually it was my fault. I rigged the elevators.

Popeye: Oh. Well I want out!!!

(Popeye bangs the first floor button 17 times)

Bagel: Popeye, I wouldn't advise thaaaa-

(Everyone falls 87 stories)

Popeye: Help! We're falling 87 stories!

Bagel: Captain obvious to the rescue!

BobSponge: I still have to pee!

IAmBagel: Why is everyone so exclamatory?!

(Outside we see Griffbob)

Griffbob: Ha. Losers. Stuck in an elevator.

(Griffbob gets ran over)

Griffbob: Why am I always the one that gets a comeuppance?

(We cut back to the elevator)

SpongeCob: MOMMY! Help me!

All: AAAAAAAH!

BobSponge: I still have to pee!

Popeye: You already said that!

(The elevator hits the ground)

Bagel: owwwww

(Cut to a hospital)

Bagel: Ohh, that really hurt.

Popeye: Of course.

Nurse: Mr. Bagel sir, here's your bill.

(Nurse hands Bagel the bill)

Bagel: HOW THE DEVIL AM I GONNA PAY THIS?

Nurse: Actually, you have just enough money to pay the charges.

(Nurse points to Bagel's earnings from the tour)

Bagel: NOOOOOO!

SpongeCob: At least my money was for a worthy cause.

BobSponge: I still have to pee.

Popeye: That's the third time you said that exact same line!

BobSponge: Nitpicker.

THE END

Sneak Peek for Episode airing tommorow:

Bagel: I can't take it anymore! Just ban me from here so I can leave!

ssj: I have to leave to do that, so no.

Bagel: I swear if I have to spend one more minute in this chat room I'm gonna go insane!

Ling-Ling: You realize you can just walk out, right?

Bagel: Oh, yeah right.

(Bagel walks out)



The episode will air tomorrow, all part of EPISODE PREMIERE WEEK!

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Is it OK if I'm also on Schadenfreude St. as well as the main guy who nobody ever remembers until my first appearance and make it a joke for the first few episodes until I force em to remember it?
 
Jefferson Steelflex said:
Is it OK if I'm also on Schadenfreude St. as well as the main guy who nobody ever remembers until my first appearance and make it a joke for the first few episodes until I force em to remember it?
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Sure.

Episode 6B
Krushable Krushers
Written by SpongeCob and BagelsinEurope

(We open to a shot of Schadenfreude St with the sun rising as BobSponge walks outside)

BobSponge: Yay, I found the trash can.

(BobSponge throws his coffee mug on the ground spilling coffee and broken glass everywhere)

BobSponge (as entering his house): Why do I drink coffee anyway? I'm underage.

(ssj with a horde of other policeman grab BobSponge and cuff him)

ssj: You can't get away with a crime like that in this hick town.

(Cuts to a highway with the sign that reads "SBMtopia City Limit
Population: 5,253 (yes that is the exact amount of members on the forums today) Assist Call 511" and then a station wagon with horses and an old man riding it going across the highway)

Old Man: YEE HAW PARDNER

(Cuts back to ssj)

ssj: Wow, we just had a cutaway gag.

Peter Griffin: YOU RIP OFF FAMILY GUY

ssj: Well, your show sucks nowadays.

Peter Griffin: I can't argue with that.

ssj: Anyway, you can't get away with a crime anywhere in this time. We patrol every square inch there is of this town.

BobSponge: Even the chat room?

ssj: You have your head in the clouds boy? There ain't no such thing as a chat room. That's only on the real forums.

(We see clouds lower and cover BobSponge's head)

BobSponge: Yes.

ssj: That was a rhetorical question.

BobSponge: Like Rhett and Link? Those guys on the web show? Aw, I love those guys! There a riot!

ssj: Whatever. You're still going to the slammer.

(ssj walks over until he sees a sign for the chat room)

ssj: Hot diggity, the boy was right! I must patrol that area!

(ssj and the policeman horde run over through the background leaving BobSponge stuck laying on the street, still cuffed.)

BobSponge: A little help?

Jefferson Steelflex: I can help!

BobSponge: Who are you?

Jefferson: I LIVE HERE!

BobSponge: On the street? Well, sorry for your nomadic problem, but I'm stuck here.

Jefferson: How pathetic.

(Cut to next scene at the chat room)

SpongeCob: Wow, this is a plot device and we can use it to chat and to party! Woot!

Griffbob: That word "woot" is not in the Webster's English dictionary 9000 made in-

SpongeCob: Shut up!

(Brick falls through the roof)

Brick: I heard talk about a chat room. I must see it!

(ssj walks in)

ssj: I have came to patrol this area.

Poseidon: Hey, who wants to have a contest of who could stay in here the longest?

ssj: Nice idea.

Brick: Yeah, sounds cool.

Bagel: Ppht, this should be easy as pie

Narrator: The next day

Bagel: I can't take it anymore! Just ban me from here so I can leave!

ssj: I have to leave to do that, so no.

Bagel: I swear if I have to spend one more minute in this chat room I'm gonna go insane!

Ling-Ling: You realize you can just walk out, right?

Bagel: Oh, yeah right.

Moxely: May I have your attention please!

Popeye: No.

(Moxley gives Popeye the evil eye)

Popeye: OK, fine.

Moxley: That's what I thought you said.

kevin: The president has something to say.

Moxley: I was about to say it and then you interuppted me.

kevin: Sorry ma'am, I mean sir, I mean boss, I mean president, I mean queen, I mean pista-

Moxley: I am not a pistachio and-

(Everyone bursts out laughing)

Moxley: How dare you insult your queen!

(Everyone immediately stops)

Moxley: Good. Now without any other interupptions, I am the president of this here city, and I declare myself winner as able to veto anyone else as such.

All: Awww.

Ling Ling: You mean we wasted all this time for nothing?

Grubby Grouper: Like, not cool, dude.

Brick: I HATE STEREOTYPICAL RADICAL LANGUAGE!

Grubby Grouper: Whoa, chillax man.

Poseidon: And I thought this was a good idea!

Popeye: I've got better things to do than waste my time in a rigged contest. Why should we have to lose to her just because she's the prez?

Prez: I'M PREZ!

Brick: Well good for you.

Popeye: As I was saying, We shouldn't have to stand for this no longer! We should overthrow the government-

(Moxley gives Popeye two evil eyes)

Popeye (sweating): Gah-I mean, We should respect the president and support her winning!

kevin: Um, sir, I mean ma'am, I mean bo-

(Moxley grabs kevin)

Moxley: Don't start this up again. You know my name, CALL ME BY IT!

kevin: Moxley, I think you're ruining the purpose of the whole thing. You see-

Moxley: I see lots of things. If we let me win, we can add Team Rocket Wins to our tv tropes page.

Popeye: Wait-we can? Nevermind, I guess we win in a sense anyway!

All: TV TROPES FOREVER!

(TV Tropes lights up in the sky, then the logo flies to a black screen.)

Narrator: TV Tropes-the perfect place to drain hours of time. By the way, I was paid to say that.

END

New episode tommorow, here's the sneak peek:

Jefferson: Next time, remember the guy who lives on your street!

Bagel: I remember you, BobSponge.

BobSponge: YAAY

Popeye: You, hamster, you were the one that rigged the elevators, why did you injure us like that?

Prez: But I didn't do it! I swear! This is my one off day from evil!

Popeye: A likely story.
 
Name: Prohibit the Sponge Cheese
Age: 20
Nationallity: American
Gender: Male
Bio: He is really hysterical, and clumsy at times, and he has loved cartoon girls (Hayley from American Dad!, Pearl from Steven Universe, and Gogo Tomago from Big Hero 6) and has also an obsession with them. He also loves watching cartoons and movies. He is sometimes lonely, wanting people to hang out with him. Maybe not that lonely, but consider him bored to death. He loves pizza as well, and making music mashups on Soundcloud, so that's that.

Here's a bio!
 
SBM SHO

Episode 7A
Prez's Day Off
Written by Jefferson Steelflex and BagelsinEurope

(We open to a morning of Jefferson, BobSponge and Bagel walking out onto the street)

Jefferson: Ah, what a beautiful day!

BobSponge: Bagel, who is that guy?

Bagel: I have no idea.

Jefferson: Nothing new, I see. I LIVE HERE YOU BUFFOONS!

BobSponge: OK, OK! Yeesh. The nerve of some people.

Jefferson's conscious: I must not make a jerk Patrick reference. I must not make a jerk a Patrick reference.

Jefferson: AAAGH I CAN'T TAKE IT! Have you learned nothing about sharing?

(Jefferson rolls around the street and jumps on a pogo stick running through things)

Bagel (off in the distance): Hey BobSponge, is that guy going crazy?

BobSponge: I dunno.

(We cut to Prez)

Prez: Every genius has to have one neccesity...

Prez: BEHOLD! A DAY OFF!

Prez: Now to go to that resort my brother owned.

(Prez walks out into the street, where Jefferson is still acting crazy)

Jefferson: Why am I doing this?

(Jefferson goes inside, where he gets a call on his phone)

Jefferson: A very important mission?

Jefferson: To save the city from impending doom?

Jefferson: Yes sir!

Jefferson: No, I have not seen Simpsonorama.

Jefferson: Buy season 14 yourself!

Jefferson: It's not on iTunes though!

Jefferson: Of course I saw Flaming Moe's! That was season 3!

Jefferson: Why do you care so much about the Simpsons?

Jefferson: Double the toppings!

Jefferson: Pepperoni!

Jefferson: Fine, be that way!

(Jefferson hangs up)

Jefferson: Whew. I gotta stop that maniac from implanting combustable devices around town!

Bagel: Hi, Popeye!

Popeye: Losers.

Jefferson: They're not losers.

Popeye: No. You are. Whoever you are.

Jefferson: I LIVE HERE!

Popeye: Well good for you.

Jefferson: Wiseacre.

Jefferson: Ooh! I'm late for the mission!

Popeye: Whatever that is.

(An explosion happens in the street)

Jefferson: Hm. Serves them right. Hey, next time remember who lives on your street!

Bagel: I remember you, BobSponge.

BobSponge: YAAY

Popeye: You, hamster, you were the one that rigged the elevators, why did you injure us like that?

Prez: But I didn't do it! I swear! This is my one off day from evil!

Popeye: A likely story.

(Popeye crushes Prez)

Prez: Oh well. At least things will be better at the resort.

(Cut to Jefferson, who has a watch that transmits to the mission commissioner (hey that rhymes))

Jefferson: I have one star to activate. The maniac is in the bowling alley. Do you think I should attempt.

Commissioner: Do it.

(Jefferson walks inside the bowling alley)

Poseidon: Your turn, SpongeCob.

ProhibitTheSponge: Hey, anybody wanna bowl in my court? I got plenty of room?

Prohibit: No? Ok, catch ya later.

(We cut outside to Prez)

Prez: Hmm, I could stop to get food at the vast array of vending machines in the bowling alley.

Jefferson: I'm InVINCEIBLE!

(A rainbow explosion follows)

Poseidon: Who did that?

Prez: Oh no. That cob guy was on the elevator.

SpongeCob: Hey, that guy rigged the elevators when I was in Mayosia!

Prohibit: I think it's "Malaysia"

SpongeCob: Whatever.

SpongeCob: There he is! He did it!

Poseidon: Lets squash him!

(A bunch of people squash Prez)

Prez: It'll all be good once I get to the resort...

Jefferson: Darnit! I missed the maniac!

Commissioner: He was last seen on Old Cottage Lane.

Jefferson: Old cottage lane! Those old folks down there could never survive one of his blasts!

(We cut to old cottage lane where we actually see the maniac)

Maniac: Hehe. Now I will let off my biggest blast yet, which will destroy the whole city.

Jefferson (waving his hand): STOP!

Maniac: Aha! My archenemy, it is none other than Jefferson Steelflex!

(Jefferson and the Maniac fight, and everyone starts to crowd)

Prez: So that's the nut who's been causing me all this pain!

Bagel: Wow, BobSponge! Can you believe our neighbor is a superhero?

BobSponge: I have to go to the bathroom.

Popeye: Guess that pesky hamster was innocent all along.

(Jefferson destroys the maniac and saves the town, and everyone cheers)

Moxley: As president, I order you the TROPHY OF TINFOILL!

Jefferson: That's it? All I get for saving the town?

Moxley: Only really special people can get the aluminum trophy.

(Jefferson puts his hand on his head like spongebob at the end of Missing Identity)

END

Sneak Peek:

Griffbob: I'm finally gonna meet the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

(Prohibit knocks on his door)

Griffbob: What, whaddya want-hey what are those?

Prohibit: Backstage passes for autographs for the Star Trek show!

Griffbob: HOW DID YOU GET THEM?

Prohibit: From one of the scalpers!

(Griffbob stares in a "Really?" fashion)

Prohibit: *sigh* I was bored. I needed to hang out with someone.

(Griffbob keeps staring, and then explodes.)

Prohibit: Um...okay?
 
DANG! Everything I wrote got deleted. Too annoyed to write it again. Episode delayed till tommorow.
 
President Squidward said:
There should be a Christmas Special about me destroying Christmas, but then I don't because then there wouldn't be new Christmas commercials for me to record. :sbgrin:
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Or that could be the 2015 or 16 one, because I'm already starting on this year's.
 
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