The SBM Show

cwn said:
I'll be a random magic possessing character who's sort of an anti-hero. My character is constantly teleporting himself and the heroes, most often sending them away from their motive, although occasionally taking them to a place for a certain item (like a bounty hunter). He can not be found at a fixed location, but rather appears for people at his own desire. Generally working alone, he does not have any sort of leader. He can appear every few episodes or so (if you can fit him in) although he most often appears as a secondary character. Sound fine?
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Sounds cool.


BrickSponge2015 said:
YEAH-UH! Also I thought of a really good joke you could edit into Hobo Bagel. I'll PM it to you.
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Got the message. Edited it in. I guess I'll give you writing credit.
 
me not getting any lines after the pilot despite being a main character
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Spongebob Griffbob said:
How common will I be in the episodes?
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Secondary character, one of the 5 episodes is your own episode (7B:"Griffbob's Day Out"), and you have on other appearance (5B:"The Gas Station"), but usually, like every 3-5 episodes you'll have an appearance.



Ling-Ling said:
me not getting any lines after the pilot despite being a main character
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You were in the Halloween special.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
Secondary character, one of the 5 episodes is your own episode (7B:"Griffbob's Day Out"), and you have on other appearance (5B:"The Gas Station"), but usually, like every 3-5 episodes you'll have an appearance.






You were in the Halloween special.
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when you quote me with 2 different answers
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That last one was my favorite.
ssj being beat up by a gorilla :rofl:


BagelsinEurope said:
Secondary character, one of the 5 episodes is your own episode (7B:"Griffbob's Day Out"), and you have on other appearance (5B:"The Gas Station"), but usually, like every 3-5 episodes you'll have an appearance.






You were in the Halloween special.
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How often will i be?
 
So you got me in any episodes yet? Just asking if you understand well enough and stuff because I wouldn't mind being more in depth or something.
 
Sorry I'm late everyone. Personal stuff and things got in the way, and my iPad died, and no Wi-Fi. So I dedcided to do something better-A week of double episodes daily. That's 14 episodes in a week. (It'll be the week after thanksgiving week) And on thanksgiving week, every day from Wednsday-Saturday there will be one episode. Total of 18 episodes in 2 weeks. How does that sound? I'm sorry things didn't work out, but this way will be better. And if one or two of the days are like this Monday-Tuesday I'll stuff it on the next day. Don't forget there is a new episode every holiday.


Jefferson Steelflex said:
So you got me in any episodes yet? Just asking if you understand well enough and stuff because I wouldn't mind being more in depth or something.
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You're episode idea will be episode 7A (Prez's day off). That will air next Friday.



BobSponge PantsSquare said:
That last one was my favorite.
ssj being beat up by a gorilla :rofl:

How often will i be?
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Thanks! You will be a main character. In 4 out of every 5 episodes.

Sneak peek for episode 6A (airing next Wednesday)

Popeye: Everything is Bagel's fault! We wouldn't be trapped at the 87th story of the tallest building of the world if it weren't for him buying these airplane tickets to Dubai!

(Popeye stomps on airplane tickets)

Prez: Actually it was my fault. I rigged the elevators.

Popeye: Oh. Well I want out!!!

(Popeye bangs the first floor button 17 times)

Bagel: Popeye, I wouldn't advise thaaaa-

(Everyone falls 87 stories)

Popeye: Help! We're falling 87 stories!

Bagel: Captain obvious to the rescue!
 
Spongebob Griffbob said:
Will my episode still be there?
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Yes, it will. It will air on the 29th.

Episode 5B
The Gas Station
Written by BagelsinEurope

(The episode opens with the sunrising behind Schadenfreude St., showing closeups of 7 houses, then cutting back to the sunrise.)

(BobSponge walks outside)

BobSponge: I finally figured out how to say good morning to everyone on the street at once.)

(pulls out a giant megaphone)

BobSponge: GOOD MORNING!

(A sound wave shakes the city, the country, the continent, and the world as seen in space)

Astronaut #1 (still in space): Did you hear something?

Astronaut #2 (also in space): Musta been the pressure.

(Both astronauts are getting sucked in to a black hole )

Astronaut #2: We're getting sucked into a worm hole!

Astronaut #1: That's black hole, you idioooooo-

(They get sucked into a black hole (who has a mouth and swallows them))

Black Hole: *burrp*

Narrator: And that, my friends, was the end of Jake and Zachary.

(card that says THE END shows up, which Popeye rips in half and lands on a black screen.)

Popeye: END? What are you talking about? The episode is only a minute in!

(10 second gap of silence)

Popeye: RESPOND!

(20 second gap of silence)

Popeye: I don't have time for this.

(Walks away)

(10 more second gap of silence)

Narrator: Where is he?

Narrator: Oh well, never mind.

(Popeye comes rushing up as the black forms a hand and zips up the screen, only to be ripped by Popeye 4 seconds later)

Narrator: I was gonna tell you it was two minutes now.

(Popeye stands, mouth agape, and snaps out of it five seconds later)

Popeye: I SHALL GET MY REVENGE! (walks away)

Narrator: Well, we paid for the airtime, so back to the plot!

(Cuts back to schadenfreude st., at about 11:00 AM)

(Bagel is walking down the sidewalk, whistling with hands in pockets for about 5 seconds and then opens one eye)

Bagel: He-lo, what's this?

(Bagel zips over to a construction site)

Bagel: What's going on here?

(Bagel walks over to a construction person and taps his shoulder)

Construction Person: Yeah?

Bagel: What's going on here?

Construction Person: We're gonna destroy the gas station and turn it into a cheese factory.

Bagel: Oh, ok then.

(We cut to Poseidon's house, where we see another kitchen sponge beaver samurai hybrid with a tie, who rings the doorbell)

Poseidon: COMING!

(Posiedon opens her house with her mouth agape)

Poseidon: Jerry? My brother who ran away when I was 3? Is that really you?

Jerry: Hey, sis. Could I borrow a teaspoon of sugar?

Poseidon: How did you find my house?

Jerry: I've been going around this street asking for enough teaspoons to get a cup.

Poseidon: Why didn't you just get one cup?

Jerry: I dunno. Can I have that sugar?

Poseidon: OK, follow me, it's over here.

Jerry: Alrighty then.

Poseidon: But why did you choose this specific street?

Jerry: I live on this street!

Poseidon: Where?

Jerry: At that gas station! The one over there! (points to destroyed gas station)

Poseidon: You mean the one that just got destroyed?

Jerry: Yeah, that o-WHAT?!

Jerry: Where am I gonna live?

Poseidon: There is a house for rent around the block.

Jerry: OK!

(Jerry zips away and zips back)

Jerry: I'm a home owner now!

Poseidon: But how? It was for rent?

Jerry: I vinced them.

Poseidon: Man, you are good.

Jerry: So what about that cup of sugar you promised?

Poseidon: I never promised anything, but whatever, here it is (walks to the shelf where the cup of sugar lays.

Jerry: OK! (Jumps to get it) Um, I can't quite reach.

Poseidon: No prob. (Poseidon jumps) Eheheheheh, just a little short (Posiedon jumps again) I can get it for you!

Narrator: Much redundancy later

Poseidon: Oh fine, I can't reach, Jerry.

(Jerry is not there)

Poseidon: Jerry? Huh. Musta left.

Narrator: 3 weeks later

(Jerry rings the doorbell)

Poseidon: COMING!

(Posiedon opens her house)

Jerry: Uh, about that house-

Poseidon: I know. You sent me an email, a fax, a Facebook post, a tweet, an Instagram, a snapchat, a myspace, a tumblr, a flickr image, a SBM message and a letter.

Jerry: Yeah, I tend to overdo it.

Poseidon: Like you did with your down payment.

Jerry: I've never been a homeowner before! Stop judging me!

Poseidon: I'll get your gas station back. And I'll do it in style!

Jerry: How?

Poseidon: With this.

(Shows a box that says 3-D HYPNOSIS RING)

Jerry: SWEET!

(A ring is heard)

Poseidon: Who's on my AIM?

(Jerry whistles and slowly walks away)

(Cut to next scene)

(We see the scene at night with Poseidon and Jerry hiding behind a bush. Poseidon pulls out binoculars)

Poseidon (looking through binoculars): There's the construction guy! Pull out the ring!

Jerry: Got it! Now let's run!

(Poseidon and Jerry zip over to the site.)

Jerry: You get his attention, and I'll zap him. Okay?

Poseidon: Okay.

Narrator: FAULT IN OUR STARS REFRENCE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Poseidon and Jerry stare with dirty looks)

Narrator: Oh, sorry. I'll stop.

(Poseidon taps the construction guy)

Poseidon: Yeah, I'd like to ask-

(Jerry zaps him)

Jerry: We did it!

Jerry: When you awaken, you will build the gas station on the street after this street!

(Jerry snaps his fingers, and the construction guy throws the site onto someone's house on the other street, and the gas station is beneath, glistening in all it's glory)

Ling-Ling: WHO DESTROYED MY HOUSE?

Construction guy: Sorry, but that was the AAAADRES-

(We hear punching)

(Cut to next scene, inside the gas station)

Poseidon: Well, you got your gas station back, destroyed someone's house, for free, with no comeuppance!

Jerry: WOOHOO!

(Jerry gets knocked with a brick)

Ling-Ling (from outside the Gas Station): I HEARD THAT!

END

Already gave you the sneak peek.
 
Episode 6A 1/2
Holiday Confused
Written by BagelsinEurope

Bagel: I will be informing you sadly that the SBM Show is cancelled!

(Everyone breaks through bagel's house)

Everyone: APRIL FOOLS!

Bagel: But it's November.

Brick: Who cares?

IAmBagel: You're all OOC!

Bagel: That's a lie!

Grubby Grouper: So is the show cancelled or not?

Ling Ling: Knock Knock

Bagel: Will you stop doing that?

Grubby Grouper: What about my question man? Like, what the heck dude?

Bagel: Oh sorry bout-

Ling Ling: KNOCK KNOCK

Bagel: Shut up!

(Bagel and Ling Ling fight)

Grubby Grouper: buffoons.

Bagel: THATS A LIE!

Popeye: I hate all of you.

(The Open Window Maniac jumps out of the mailbox)

Open Window Maniac: RAAAAH!

(A few people scream, and fall, creating an entrance for SBManiac with his limo)

SBManiac: Oh yeah.

Popeye: Idiots.

IAmBagel: This show has no fourth wall!

THE END

The real new episode is tomorrow. Too lazy to do it today
 
you have captured the essence of Aya well, I'm proud. Though it does need more Aya.
 
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