The SBM Show

That episode was awesome. PERFECT use of the cow scene I wrote. Yeah, that episode's my favorite one so far!
Also, here's a preview of next week's episode:

Brick: D’OE!
Bagel: (looking through window) You sound like Homer Simpson.
(Brick gets up, and grabs Bagel by his neck and threatens him with a nearby spoon)
Brick: I said D’OE, not D’OH! NOT D’OH!
(ssj kicks down the door. Brick screams, grabs his computer, and jumps out of the window onto Bagel’s back.)
Brick: DRIVE! DRIVE!
Bagel: You’re on my shoulders.
Brick: Oh, yeah!
(Brick thinks for a minute)
Brick: So?
Bagel: I’d better get paid a lot for this.
 
NEW EPISODE!
Im sorry your so ooc ssj please dont kill me
Episode 4A: Journey To Fort Lox
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We see Brick’s house. He’s browsing SBM)
Brick: This website is so awesome! It makes me want to sing!
(Bagel, Drifter, Popeye, Cha, Milkman, ssj, Ling-Ling, Prez, Miles, Moxley, OMJ, GriffBob, ryan, E.V.I.L, IAmBagel, kevin, Grubby Grouper, Poseidon, JakeFromStateFarm, Constantine, Slash, and everyone else pop out of random things inside Brick’s house)
Aforementioned Characters: NO!
(They all disappear, except for E.V.I.L, who then explodes into confetti and sausages)
Brick: Well, I don’t care what they say!
(ssj pops his head back out of a trapdoor in the ground)
ssj: I’ll let you off with a warning for now, but the next time…
(ssj disappears)
Brick: *begins singing*
SpongeBuddy Mania!
It’s about SpongeBob! (duh)
It’s a wonderful place!
And nobody ever sees your face!
On SBM I’m in SpongeBob heaven!
Except for that black void of late 2011!
SpongeBuddy Mania!
It’s a great website for you and me!
It’s awesome, can’t you see?
(JakeFromStateFarm pokes his head through the window)
JFSF: Try our brand new insurance policy!
Bagel: NO!
Brick: All my favorite episodes,
Opposite Day and KKTV
And the site is somewhat kid friendly-
E.V.I.L: YOU SPEW HORRIBLE CHICKEN-FLAVORED LIES!
Brick: But at least it’s better than SBC!
SBC Member: Hey!
Brick: SpongeBuddy, SpongeBuddy,
It’s the best website for you and me!
Yeah! (says yeah in a manner similar to Fred at the end of “Hey All You People”)
(A brick flies through the window and hits Brick on the head)
Prez: Now, that’s ironic.
Brick: Hey! I know! I could post my song on SBM! So you can have a song about SBM on SBM in your SBM!
(Brick runs to his computer, quickly types something in, and posts a new topic. He looks at the clock on his computer. 6:03 PM.)
Brick: Now, just wait for the likes to roll in! I’m ready!
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Brick: I’m ready!
FIVE HOURS LATER
Brick: (eyes red from staring at the computer screen) I’m ready!
FIVE DAYS LATER
Brick: I’m still ready…
FIVE YEARS LATER
Brick: …
FIVE DECADES LATER
(A grave lies in Brick’s place, saying “BrickSponge2015, 2013-2063. He wasn’t ready.” Then, the thought bubble breaks, and Brick wakes up from his keyboard. He looks at the clock on his computer, saying that it’s 6:28 PM.)
Brick: Gah! Did anybody like it?
(He types something in, then looks surprised. He reads aloud what it says on his screen.)
Brick: This topic is locked. What?
(Brick makes a “Why was” topic. It gets locked right away.)
Brick: Now to just make another…
THE NEXT DAY
(Brick is asleep on his computer again. He hears a police siren, and suddenly wakes up.)
Brick: WHAZZAT? (falls out of chair)
ssj: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SPAMMING MY MESSAGE BOARDS!
Brick: (crouching under table) OH MY GRAM! Officer ssj is the same guy as the guy on that website that I use? Whatever it’s called, I’ve heard it so many times it’s lost all meaning to me. I gotta hide, I gotta hide!
(Brick crawls out from under the table, and hits his head on one of the legs of his bed.)
Brick: D’OE!
Bagel: (looking through window) You sound like Homer Simpson.
(Brick gets up, and grabs Bagel by his neck and threatens him with a nearby spoon)
Brick: I said D’OE, not D’OH! NOT D’OH!
(ssj kicks down the door. Brick screams, grabs his computer, and jumps out of the window onto Bagel’s back.)
Brick: DRIVE! DRIVE!
Bagel: You’re on my shoulders.
Brick: Oh, yeah!
(Brick thinks for a minute)
Brick: So?
Bagel: I’d better get paid a lot for this.
(Bagel starts running as ssj starts shooting bullets at them)
Brick: You will be rewarded with many monies.
(ssj gets in his police car. Bagel starts running as fast as he can, with the police car right behind him. Brick and Bagel start screaming.)
Bagel: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Brick: WE’RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
IAmBagel: THIS PLOT IS POINTLESS!
Bagel: Wait. I have an idea.
(Bagel stops running, and turns around to face the police car speeding straight towards them)
Brick: WHAT THE DUCK ARE YOU DOING?
(As ssj is about to run them over, Bagel jumps onto the windshield. He climbs up it, and they collapse on the roof)
Brick: I like your style!
(Brick slides down, and stretches his body over the windshield so ssj can’t see anything)
ssj: You are SO getting banned for this!
Brick: Since when is that an actual crime?
ssj: Not since any time, but the president uses it!
Brick: But that doesn’t justify this at all!
ssj: True, and I know I seem like a totally out of character jerk, but it’s only to move the plot forward!
(ssj crashes into a giant truck. They both swerve and fall off of the edge of the highway, but Brick and Bagel jump off, each grabbing a gun out of the trunk at the last second. The truck, now off-screen, explodes)
Bagel: If we can make it to ssj’s computer in the police station before he magically survives the explosion and comes to kill us, we can delete the spam topics, and the police will stop trying to catch you!
Brick: And why are you helping me?
(Bagel opens his mouth)
Brick: Oh, wait. I remember. Becau$e rea$ons.
(We cut to the police station. We see it from the POV of Bagel, him and Brick both holding a gun. Brick presses a button to open a door)
Automated Message: Please enter your password for access!
(We go out of Bagel’s POV. Brick shoots the security camera/robot/automated message thing, but it just deflects back at him. He dodges it, but it’s a close call)
Bagel: Maybe being stealthy and shooting everything isn’t gonna work. We need to think. What would ssj’s password be?
Brick: Hmm… wait a minute. It never said “enter SSJ’S password”, but it did say “enter YOUR password”.
Bagel: Oh, I see what you’re saying!
(Brick enters his password, and the doors open)
Automated Message: Logged in as BrickSponge2015. Access granted.
(Brick and Bagel walk in, acting all “we’re cool”-ish and stuff. Then, the doors suddenly shut behind them, and their eyes widen)
Automated Message: Special termination action request has been processed. Objective requirements have been fulfilled. Preparing to terminate member “BrickSponge2015”. Loading 1% complete.
Brick: Oh, man, we gotta get to that computer fast!
Automated Message: 78% complete.
Brick: WHAT?
(Brick and Bagel start running)
Automated Message: Termination beginning.
(Laser beams appear on the walls behind Brick and Bagel as they run through the hallway, progressively getting closer to them. The wall ahead of them opens up to a room with a cannon that starts shooting bombs, with Bagel and Brick nearly dodging them. They turn the corner away from the cannon)
Bagel: Look! The door at the end of the hallway is ssj’s office!
(Spikes pop out of the wall behind them, and the wall gets pushed towards them)
Brick: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(They get inside just in time, but are now trapped. Brick grabs ssj’s computer)
Computer: Termination ending in 11 seconds.
(Brick clicks cancel)
Computer: Action failed. Please try again.
(Brick clicks until the mouse literally sinks down into the keyboard)
Computer: Final termination act beginning.
(A time bomb pops out of the ground and lands in Brick’s hands. He throws it to Bagel, with 60 seconds left)
Brick: That’s it. You leave me no choice.
(Brick looks at the site’s source code, plugs in a new mouse, and presses a button that says “emergency delete”. “Are you sure?” Brick clicks yes. “Are you sure you’re sure?” Brick clicks yes. “Are you sure you’re sure you’re-”)
Brick: YES!
(We see a wide shot of all of SBMtopia. Time bombs like the one Bagel is holding pop out of every open space anywhere, all set at 60 seconds. ssj is standing on a hill. He pulls out a remote, presses a button, and all of the time bombs come to him like a magnet. He starts running down the hill. Bagel, holding onto a time bomb, is pulled along too. All of the residents of the city climb up the hill)
Grubby Grouper: We have to help them, dude!
Brick: Stop speaking in stereotypical “radical” language.
IAmBagel: Everyone, it’s Brick’s episode, let him be the hero!
Brick: He’s right. I may just be an annoying background character, but I know that if we pull together and-
(ssj and Bagel walk up the hill)
Brick: What… how did you…
ssj: We dumped the time bombs over in Star Wars Land… with Star Wars.
Brick: So, the moral of the story is, don’t spam SBM?
(An angry mob of all of the characters with torches and pitchforks gather around Brick)
Moxley: Actually, I think it’s NEVER LET YOU HAVE YOUR OWN EPISODE AGAIN! Hey, that should be a law!
Brick: Should I start running now?
Slash-Bringing Hasher: You know it.
(They all chase Brick off into the sunset)
THE END
 
(Just so you know, I permitted Brick to post that episode. I let him write a few. Here's a sneak peek for next episode:)

Popeye: This show is controlling everyone in SBMtopia! I gotta turn it off.

(turns off TV)

Popeye: I'm safe now.

(BobSponge falls through the ceiling and lands on top of Popeye)

Popeye: I forgot. You're already transformed.

(Popeye's nose turns to a Squidward like nose)

Popeye: But how can I be transforming? I turned the TV off?

BobSponge: Squid-Popeye? You look different.

(Yes, I'm making an episode where SB characters posses the main characters bodies letting the SB characters own bodies again and wreak havoc on the city no longer stuck in a TV show.)
 
Nick: Lets adapt it into a movie, a book, and soon a game!
 
Since it's a holiday, I've decided to air the episode early!

Episode 4b
Popeye's Surprise
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open in on Schadenfreude St. with The Drifter, Popeye, BobSponge PantSquare and Bagel all sleeping and waking up like in Good Neighbors)

All 4 (in one shot): *yawn*

(The 4 characters walk out of their houses and onto the street)

Bagel: Good morning, Popeye!

Popeye: *grunt*

Bagel: Good morning, Drifter

Drifter: YOUR HOUSE SHOULD BE EATEN BY A BLT FROM PLANET WEASEL!

(Drifts away)

Bagel: That's weird. He usually says it's a BLT from planet raccoon!

Bagel: Good morning, BobSponge!

BobSponge: Hey uhhh, DONT TELL ME, ERGH, it's Bagel right,

Bagel: You've known me since kindergarten. You should know my name!

(Flashback)

BobSponge: Hi, I'm BobSponge, uh, I think.

Bagel: My name is BagelsinEurope but you can call me Bagel.

BobSponge: Ok.

StormAllenBryant: Ok, class math time

Jimmy Buffet: But Math Sucks!

Chorus: Math Sucks!

Jimmy Buffet: You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it-

Chorus: Mat-

StormAllenBryant: ENOUGH! Also, Jimmy Buffet, what are you doing in Kindergarten?

Jimmy Buffet: Why are you an immortal Teacher in flashbacks and Pizza guy?

Storms: Good point.

(Back to reality)

BobSponge: Oh yeah.

Bagel: Whatever, wanna play leap frog?

BobSponge: You go first, buddy!

Popeye (seeing this through window): Pathetic.

TV in Popeye's living room: And now, nick's big cash cow! I mean-Spongebob Squarepants!

Popeye: Even more pathetic.

Spongebob (on the TV): Hey Patrick! Wanna play leap frog?

Patrick (on TV): Sure!

Squidward (on TV): Imbeciles.

Popeye: Say, that seems familiar...

(Peeks over through the window)

Bagel and BobSponge: *laughs*

Popeye: *gasp* Could it be? Can they be...becoming them?

Popeye: Ah, what am I thinking! It's just a cartoon, it can't harm you, it's not real.

Narrator: Boy, was he wrong.

Popeye: AAAAAAH! *pant* *pant*

Popeye: Pull yourself together, Popeye! The narrator isn't even a real character on the show!

Narrator: Wrong again!

Popeye: It can't be happening! Yeah! It's just a cartoon!

Popeye (looking out window): Say, has BobSponge always owned a bikini?

Popeye: Wait a minute-

(Looks at TV and sees Patrick wearing a Bikini)

Popeye: A BIKINI! AAAAAAAH!

Popeye (looking out window again): Well, bagel isn't changing.

Bagel (turning yellow): Ugh, BobSponge, I don't feel too well...

Popeye: GAAAH! The transformation! It's happening!

Bagel: I'm going inside. Bye, BobSponge.

BobSponge: Me too.

BobSponge: Since when have I lived under a rock? Oh whatever.

Bagel: And since when have I lived in a fruit?

Bagel: And WHEN DID I GET A PET SNAIL?

Popeye: And since when have I lived in a GAAAH!

(Popeye looks through the window again)

Bagel (from inside): That's funny. I don't remember having square pants!

Popeye: GAH!

Bagel (from inside): And I don't remember being a square, either!

Popeye: OOP!

Bagel (from inside): And when did I get these pores?

Bagel: AAAH! HELP MEEE! SOMEONE

Popeye: AAAAAH! *panting*

Bagel: NOOOOO!AAAAAH! Daaaah!

Popeye: *faints*

Bagel (walks out of Pineapple as Spongebob): I'm ready!

Spongebob's Soul: I'M FREEEE!

Popeye: Huh?

Spongebob's Soul: I've been trapped in that yellow freak for 15 years! Now I am finally free!

Popeye: But what about me?

Spongebob's Soul: You'll get possessed too. And you'll have to wait 15 years until someone realizes similarities in their own life!

Popeye: Oh nooo!

Spongebob (on TV): Time to feed Gary!

Popeye: That's it! The TV!

Popeye: This show is controlling everyone in SBMtopia! I gotta turn it off.

(turns off TV)

Popeye: I'm safe now.

(BobSponge as Patrick falls through the ceiling and lands on top of Popeye)

Popeye: I forgot. You're already transformed.

(Popeye's nose turns to a Squidward like nose)

Popeye: But how can I be transforming? I turned the TV off!

BobSponge (as Patrick): Squid-Popeye? You look different.

Popeye: I'm doomed

(Cuts to TVs in the city in a display case at the store)

News reporter: Everyone in the city is becoming characters from Spongebob Squarepants!

News reporter: We cut to Perch-James Hawkin, on the spot reporter

James (transforming into Perch Perkins): Everyone in the city is doomed!

James (87% Perch now, and talking really fast!): We cut right back to newsroom-Realistic fish head!

News reporter (now realistic fish head): In other Bikini-I mean SBMtopia news...

(We cut back to Popeye, now half Squidward)

Popeye: It's hopeless!

Old Man Leeroy Jenkins (from outside): MY LEG!

Popeye: Oh no! OMLJ has became fred-wait he always says that.

OMLJ (outside as Fred): I've always been Fred.

Popeye (from inside, not inside his house, outside on OMLJ): AAAH!

OMLJ (as Fred): Dunno what his problem is.

Narrator (on a card that says epilogue): epilogue

Spongebob (at Krusty Krab): DAAAAH!

Squidward: I hate my life. I really do.








In the future, there will always be an episode on a holiday. There will still be a new episode on Friday, and prepare for November 17th: THE BIRTHDAY NEW EPISODE MARATHON! 5 new episodes will premiere on my birthday. Same next year, too.


So here's the schedule
Friday: New Episode
Monday: 5 NEW EPISODES
(I might reschedule the Monday thing because school. Might be that Saturday or Sunday.

Sneak Peek:
Bagel: I can't believe I got fired from my job, got evicted and now am living in a box in the alleyway! What's next?

Person: Sir, you can't own this box.

Bagel: Great. Just Great.



SpongeCob said:
Nick: Lets adapt it into a movie, a book, and soon a game!
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DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS on second thought it would be cool to have my show be good enough to be a cash cow.
 
needs more silly antics from me :krabso_O:
 
Can I be a recurring character? I want to be like SpongeBob.
 
SpongeCob said:
Can I be a recurring character? I want to be like SpongeBob.
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Sure. Maybe I could use some of your ideas In the other thread (change an episode to someone or something on SBM) for episodes with you. Want to be on Schadenfreude St. (the main street)?


BrickSponge2015 said:
November 17th is also national ooooooofy day :pattongue:
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BEST DAY EVER
 
Episode 5a
Hobo Bagel
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015

(This episode starts with ssj being beaten up by a Gorrila. Bagel pops up onto the screen)

Bagel: I bet you're wondering how this happened. Well it's a story that was over a course of a week or two. But in this world, it's 11 minutes. So let's flashback 11 minutes back in time.

(Flashback)

(We see Bagel sleeping and then being rudely awakened by a really loud alarm)

Bagel: WHY IS IT SO LOUD?

Popeye (from his house): BECAUSE YOU SET IT TO THAT, YOU NITWIT! ALSO, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP YELLING?

Bagel: But you're yelling. Wouldn't that make you a hypocrite?

Popeye: Just stop, old yeller!

Popeye: *smug laugh* Old yeller *smug laugh* that's a good one *smug laugh*

Bagel: I don't see what's so funny.

Drifter: YOU ALL WILL EAT AN EGG SUMMONED BY THE PLACER FROM MINNESOTA!

BobSponge: I don't get it.

Bagel: I don't either, BobSponge. Don't feel like a loner.

Popeye: You're all loners!

BobSponge: I love the Lone Ranger!

Bagel: Me too!

Popeye: It's loner, not Lone Ranger!

BobSponge: You met the Lone Ranger?

Bagel: Did you get his autograph?

Popeye: You're all naive idiots!

BobSponge: Yeah, well you were possesed with a demon!

Popeye: So were you.

Bagel: Guess you can't argue with that.

Bagel: Now back to the main reason why I yelled and started this somewhat funny exchange.

BobSponge: Funny? I didn't hear that joke!

Bagel: Hey, I didn't either!

(Drifter drifts by)

Bagel: Hey drifter, can you tell that joke again?

Drifter: YOU SHALL ATTACK A MUTATED DONKEY FROM PLANET COCKROACH IN DOWNTOWN INDIANOPOLIS!

(Drifts away)

BobSponge: I don't get it.

Bagel: Neither do I. You're not the Lone Ranger.

BobSponge: But I want to be the Lone Ranger!

Popeye: Are we gonna start this again? Bagel, don't you have somewhere to be?

Bagel: OH MY GOSH! I'M AN HOUR LATE FOR WORK!

Popeye: Ha, that should keep him busy for a while. Wait, have I been wasting my time for an hour?

(We cut to Bagel sprinting as fast as he can)

Bagel: If boss ssj finds I am late, he'll fire me and leave me on the streets! I've already got two warnings, and he said three and your out!

(He bumps into a road closed sign, crashes into it, and falls into a pit)

Bagel: Oh no! I'm not a badger! I can't make tunnels!

Badger: Then read this.

(Badger plops a book at Bagel's feet)

Badger: You can thank me later.

(Shows a close up of the book: Tunnels for Dummies)

Bagel: Tunnels for Dummies.

Bagel: I must read this if I wish to make it to work!

Narrator: One book later...

(We see a tunnel system that leads from the pit to a building)

Bagel (climbing through the tunnels): Almost there!

(Bagel plops his head smack-dab in the middle of the work building)

Bagel (climbing out): Now if I can just sneak by...

ssj: BAGEL!

Bagel: *gulp* Coming!

(Bagel walk's into ssj's office)

ssj: Now Bagel, it's not that you haven't done your share of work around here...

Bagel's concious: Here it comes!

ssj: Blah Blah Blah enough with the speech, you're fired.

(ssj kicks Bagel out)

ssj: And stay out! Until later in the episode because Status Quo is God.

Bagel: Then why does this episode exist?

ssj: I don't know, talk to the writer!

Bagel: But I'm the writer!

ssj: Then it's your fault!

Bagel: Once again, I can't argue with that.

(Cut to next scene)

(Landlord walks up to Bagel's house)

Bagel: Halloween? In November? Oh, whatever.

Bagel: Oh, what are you dressed as, little boy?

Landlord: Sir, you're being evicted. Pay the rent or get evicted.

Bagel: But I can't afford the rent! I lost my job.

Landlord: Then I'll have to take the house.

(Landlord pulls Bagel's house out of the ground and walks away with it)

Bagel: Now where can I live?

Landlord: I think that box over there in the alleyway is for foreclosure.

Bagel: FORECLOSURE?! IT'S A BOX!

Landlord: Would you rather have nothing?

(Bagel grunts with an unhappy look on his face)

(Cut to next scene)

Bagel: I can't believe I got fired from my job, got evicted and now am living in a box in the alleyway! What's next?

Person: Sir, you can't own this box.

Bagel: But I paid the foreclosure!

Person: You were two cents short.

Bagel: So the foreclosure got foreclosed?

Person: Uh-huh.

Bagel: Great. Just great.

(ssj walks by)

ssj: Bagel? What are you doing here?

Bagel: You fired me, remember?

ssj: I fired you? I meant to fire IAmBagel!

Bagel: Wait, WHAT?

(ssj laughs, while Bagel has the same unhappy look as earlier, and pulls out a gorilla call from his pocket and uses it)

ssj: What was that?

Bagel: You'll see.

(Flashback ends)

Bagel: And that's how ssj got beat up by a gorilla.

ssj: OW!OOF!OUCH!OOO!OW!

Bagel: But one good thing came out of the adventure, I paid the foreclosure for the box!

ssj: Why didn't you OW get your OW own house back? OW

Narrator: The world may never know.

THE END

A sneak peek for 5B:
Bagel: I AM GOD!

(Brick falls through the roof)

Brick: I'm pretty sure god where's pants.

Griffbob: Literally.

Bagel: I hate when you do that!

Brick: Do what?

Bagel: THAT!

Griffbob: Literally.

(To Posiedon: This is the episode with that gag you wanted me to add)

6A, 6B, 7A, & 7B will air between that day and the next as well.
17-18: National ooooooofy day, and Bagel's birthday SBM show bonanza! BEST DAY(s) EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEDY0-vPFR8

Be there! Or don't.
 
I'll be a random magic possessing character who's sort of an anti-hero. My character is constantly teleporting himself and the heroes, most often sending them away from their motive, although occasionally taking them to a place for a certain item (like a bounty hunter). He can not be found at a fixed location, but rather appears for people at his own desire. Generally working alone, he does not have any sort of leader. He can appear every few episodes or so (if you can fit him in) although he most often appears as a secondary character. Sound fine?
 
YEAH-UH! Also I thought of a really good joke you could edit into Hobo Bagel. I'll PM it to you.
 
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