Sorry. I was busy.
Episode 2a
Power Trip
Written by BagelsinEurope
(Cuts to Moxley with kevin_ng in a library with kevin running up to Moxley with a book)
kevin: President! President! The law has been changed!
(The rush makes Moxley fall of her chair)
Moxely: OUCH! What the heck kevin?
kevin: Sorry your majesty, I mean queen of SBMtopia or president or boss or whatever you call yourself!
Moxley: Kevin?
Kevin: Yes, your majesty, I mean queen of SBMtopia or president or boss or whatever you call yourself!
Moxley: WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE FIRST GRADE!
(cuts to flashback in school)
Moxley (as a first grader): I wilf be queen of scfool!
Kevin: And I'llf be assistanf!
StormAllenBryat: I am the teacher, so that makes me the king!
Moxley: But in this flashback you should be our age!
StormAllenBryat: Well, the careless writer made me a pizza guy the next year from now, which apparently made me immortal, so i'm always older than you. But I never age. You can blame BagelsinEurope, the writer, for that.
BagelsinEurope: Uh,heh heh, THEY'RE ONTO US! AAAAH!
(Bagel runs away and the rest have a confused expression on their face as the flashback ends.)
Moxley: So after all we've been through, I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW MY NAME!!!
Kevin: Sorry.
Moxley: So, after all this filler that was used because the writer can't think of much for the plot, can you tell me what the episode is about in the first place
Kevin: No Ma'am.
Moxely: WELL WHY NOT?!
Kevin: Because we're out of time.
Moxley: Well this was a stupid episode.
Kevin: Oh wait! Wrong watch. We still have five minutes!
Moxley: FIVE MINUTES! THAT'S LESS THAN HALF THE EPISODE!
Kevin: It'll be fine. We just have to be short and to the point.
Moxley: Just tell me what you wanted to tell me.
(Some guy in the audience throws a brick at Moxley.)
Some guy in the audience: WE WANT FILLER!
Spongebob Griffbob: Sounds like a lot of funny stuff, loser writers.
(Griffbob gets hit by a car)
BagelsinEurope: That's for the offensive comment!
Kevin: *ahem*
BagelsinEurope: Uh, ok THEY'RE ONTO US AGAIN!
(Kevin and Moxley look confused)
Kevin: What I wanted to say was that the rule that all laws have to be approved before they exist, no longer exists. In other words, the world is yours to do whatever you want to.
Moxley: YYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!
(Cuts to a montage of new laws in newspapers and on TV including Everyone in a 5 mile radius of the president has to wear a bikini, Anyone who owns a cat has to carry a barrel on their backs if they eat pea soup while mowing a lawn, Pickles have to be imported to the president by everyone once a day, and Vaccum cleaners are banned)
(Cuts to Schadenfreude St. with BagelsinEurope and Popeye carrying jars of pickles on their backs)
Bagel: These laws are getting out of hand!
Popeye: I know! They are ridiculous!
Bagel: No, I mean out of hand because the pickle jar fell out of my hand.
(Popeye slaps himself in the face causing the pickle jars to break)
Bagel: AAAH! BROKEN GLASS!
(The Drifter drifts by)
The Drifter: YOU SHALL SUMMON AN UNFRIGHTENED MONKEY BY AN EVIL CANDLE!
Bagel: And YOUR HOUSE WILL BE TAINTED BY DISCOUNTED FROGS
The Drifter: Fair enough *drifts away*
Bagel: You know that guy always confuses me.
(Cut to next scene)
Kevin (in a bikini): Moxely?
(Moxely turns around with an insane smile on his face)
Moxely: YES?
Kevin (scared): I think you might be abusing your power.
Moxely: *laughs* Why sure kevin, I am getting carried away...
Kevin's conscience: Uh-oh...
(Moxely pulls out a knife with the music from the scene where the hash-slinging slasher comes to the Krusty Krab from the graveyard shift)
BagelsinEurope: Whoa, whoa whoa! This is a show on a website used by kids! Also, because we're out of time and we have the Negative Continuity trope, I'm gonna have to reverse things back to normal.
Moxely: Well that was a stupid ending.
Kevin: Well what do you expect from a stupid show?
Moxely: Honey BooBoo.
(Evereyone laughs as it irises out)
Moxely: No, really.
THE END
I'm truly sorry about being late. But I can't get any Wi-Fi where I was staying on Friday. It's a long story, but this might happen again in this or the next month.
