The SBM Show

So is this show dead forever or what

If not I'll finish that crossover special and you can use that for something idk
 
Episode I don't remember
April Fools Pay
Written by BagelsinEurope

Bagel: QUICK WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE SOCCERBALL TOWER
(ssj just stares there)
Bagel: APRIL FOOLS
(ssj dies)
(Cut to the hospital)
Bagel: OH MY GOD WE KILLED SSJ
Nurse: April fools
Bagel: BUT HE ACTUALLY DIED
Nurse: April fools
Bagel: REALLY
Nurse: April fools
(ssj explodes)
Bagel: wat
(We see a close up of bagel's eye for 9 minutes)












Bagel: APRIL FOOLS

The end....?
(Darth Vader dies)


Hoopla! said:
So is this show dead forever or what
If not I'll finish that crossover special and you can use that for something idk
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finish it I will post the rest of season 3
 
Episode 43a
Cartography
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to ssj, tired, mumbling)
ssj: I hate mondays.
Garfield: Join the club.
Garfielf: I'm am hungry I want some lasaga
Garfield: The hell is lasaga? I want lasagna, REAL FOOD.
Garfielf: I ate those food
Garfield: Is that so? Nobody eats my lasagna!
(Garfield and Garfielf start fighting)
ssj: I-I-what?
Moxley: SSJ!
ssj: AAAH! I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR SLEEPING BAG IT LOOKED LIKE A BURGER IN THE DREAM
Moxley: wait what
ssj: Oh, it's just you, Moxley.
Moxley: Yeah. I need you to make an accurate and detailed map of SBMtopia to scale.
ssj: Um, yeah, about that...
Moxley: Don't worry, you've got time. It's due tomorrow.
ssj: But I can't really make maps...
Moxley: WHAT? OF COURSE! The one week kevin breaks his good arm, I get THIS?
ssj: Why can't you make it?
(Moxley trips out and breifly starts sleepwalking, bumping into things saying "no don't get me" then eventually passes out, head in a soup bowl, until she wakes up again)
Moxley: What did you say?
ssj: Um...How can I make a map if I don't know how.
Moxley: Learn cartography.
(We hear the word cartography repeated several times, getting lower and ower and in slow-motion, the background of the screen red, and panning in on ssj's face)




Moxley: C̡̙̩̣̰̭̰͍̪̬̯͓̉̓̓̋̇͆̌͘͡͠͝Ȁ̛̛̝͖͚͙̟͙̊̑ͣ͌̒ͯͬͭͥ̃͘͝͠R̨ͣ̍͊͊̍͂ͩ̉͝҉̡҉̰̯͈̺͇̘̻̱͇T̡̧̡̬͉̝͈̬̓̋ͭͫ͟Ȯ̸̭͉̗͍̖̪͈͈̙̣͙̫͓̲ͮ̊ͣ̈́̉̋͑̇ͯ̎̆ͯ̅̓̈́͘͘͢ͅG̴̷̸̛̩̩̘͉̹̠̳̦̳̱̫ͣ̋ͣ͂ͧ̈́͒̃͂ͮ̍̇R̸̨̯̳̳̰̳̩̝͖͌̌ͤ͛͘̕Ạ͓̗͔̺̼̝̍̓ͬͥͥ̊͌́̕Ṕͫ̆̆̎̊͢͏̢̜̤̹͉͙H͒͒̍͌̈́̓̌̉͆͂̂͏̢͖̟̖͙̟̜Ỳ̶͔̘̪̩̳̥̬͚͛ͮ̆͞͡ͅͅ



ssj: Okay, but can you stop speaking in zalgo?
Moxley: Oh. Sorry.
(We cut to ssj in a class of 6th graders)
Teacher: So class, what do you know about maps?
(ssj raises his hand)
ssj: 24! Wait, I-
(Everyone laughs)
Teacher: Very funny. Now give me a sock.
ssj: What?
Teacher: Every time you mess with me, you lose an article of clothing.
(ssj reluctantly gives him a sock, with "Storm" knitted on it)
Teacher: Good. Now, an easy way to remember what every map needs is by using the acronym "D.O.G.S. T.A.I.L.S.". Does anyone know one of the D.O.G.S. T.A.I.L.S. is?
(ssj raises his hand)
ssj: D: Dear Vikings
O: Overbooked
G: Good Old Whatshisname
S: Something Smells
T: To Save a Squirrel
A: Arrgh!
I: I Was A Teenage Gary
L: Le Big Switch
S: Survival of the Idiots-WAIT! I don't actually-
Teacher: Alright, because you screwed up on so many levels, I'm taking nearly all of your clothing.
(The teacher takes off all of ssj's clothes except for his underwear)
ssj: But-
Teacher: No back talking.
ssj (in his mind): Man, I can only say SpongeBob related things! I guess I have to stop talking. But I'm an extrovert! And extroverts never shut up!
RL Bagel: You got that right.
ssj (in his mind): Hey, how can you hear my mind talk? And besides, why are you using this show as a vehicle to vent out complaints about real life issues you have?
RL Bagel: Right. (pulls out phone) Code red, guys. MAJOR EPISODE RECALL.
Teacher (normal talk): Alright, now before we cover the D.O.G.S. T.A.I.L.S., let's go over some instruments of map making.
(ssj raises his hand)
Teacher: Yes?
ssj: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
(Everyone laughs)
Teacher: (sigh) I didn't want to do this.
(The teacher takes off ssj's underwear and we see the numbers "01110000 01100101 01101110 01101001 01110011" over ssj's privates)
ssj: AAAH! IT'S SO COLD!
(The kid sitting next to ssj slowly scoots away)
Teacher: Okay, let's skip the instruments. The D.O.G.S. T.A.I.L.S. are:
D: Date
O: Orientation
G: Grid
S: Scale

T: Title
A: Author
I: Index
L: Legend
S: Situation
The Situation: WE GOT THE SITUATION GOING OVER HERE
Teacher: OH NO JERSEY SHORE REFERENCES
(Everyone except ssj dies)
(ssj slowly grabs a map out of the teacher's hand and runs away)





(the screen turns red and everything gets really loud and distorted)




Moxley: C̡̙̩̣̰̭̰͍̪̬̯͓̉̓̓̋̇͆̌͘͡͠͝Ȁ̛̛̝͖͚͙̟͙̊̑ͣ͌̒ͯͬͭͥ̃͘͝͠R̨ͣ̍͊͊̍͂ͩ̉͝҉̡҉̰̯͈̺͇̘̻̱͇T̡̧̡̬͉̝͈̬̓̋ͭͫ͟Ȯ̸̭͉̗͍̖̪͈͈̙̣͙̫͓̲ͮ̊ͣ̈́̉̋͑̇ͯ̎̆ͯ̅̓̈́͘͘͢ͅG̴̷̸̛̩̩̘͉̹̠̳̦̳̱̫ͣ̋ͣ͂ͧ̈́͒̃͂ͮ̍̇R̸̨̯̳̳̰̳̩̝͖͌̌ͤ͛͘̕Ạ͓̗͔̺̼̝̍̓ͬͥͥ̊͌́̕Ṕͫ̆̆̎̊͢͏̢̜̤̹͉͙H͒͒̍͌̈́̓̌̉͆͂̂͏̢͖̟̖͙̟̜Ỳ̶͔̘̪̩̳̥̬͚͛ͮ̆͞͡ͅͅ



New ep is here
 
post that Popeye/Bobsponge two-parter somewhat soonish... good stuff
Upcoming episodes (just so we can remember which ones we finished):
-The Phonics Renaissance
-The Great Phonics War
-Taxi System
-Day to Myself
-Bee Movie
-Acid Trippin'
-The YouChew Revolution
-On TV
 
The YouChew Revolution is not happening. That episode will not formally air, because I don't have the best relationship with a YouChew nowadays. Besides from being gone for 6 months to where I am practically forgotten, I was never well liked there to begin with so I don't really want to get those guys all pissed.

I'm gonna make this week a premiere week. Just cause it's been forever since we've had some new episode action.
 
aww yeah premiere week action!

Still working on the crossover thing, was going to be 3 parts but it's 2 now because I'm a fat lazy guy meh

Screw it, there's too much storyline to keep it at 2 parts
 
Spongebob Griffbob said:
Can I be in another episode soon?
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You're in Acid Trippin' which will air on the 20th. Here's the new ep:

Taxi System
Written by BrickSponge2015 and Lego Spongy
(Bagel is sitting at his desk at work)
ssj: YOU MANIPULATED MY PRINTER YOU’RRRRRRRRRRRRE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
Bagel: NUUU
(Bagel’s workplace explodes into white stuff and Bagel gets launched into a random car. There’s a whole family sitting in the backseat)
Bagel: oh sorry ill be leaving
Father: NO WAIT
(The father shoves a ton of money down Bagel’s throat)
Father: YOU TAXI DRIVE US MONEY PROFITS MONEY LOL XD LOL MONEY PROFITS XD
Bagel: WHY IS THIS A JOKE
(Bagel starts sobbing, drives forward really fast and crashes into a pole right away which falls on the car and destroys the car)
Family: UR HIRED
Bagel: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Father: LEMME SHOW YOU SECRET UNDERGROUND TAXI SECRET THIS WAS ALL A SECRET TEST
Bagel: wait what
(The father tears a fire hydrant out of the ground and he and Bagel go down a tube hidden under it and land in a giant room full of taxis)
Father: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
THERE’S TAXIS ALL AROUND
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WHERE STUPID RHYMES ARE ABOUND
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
I SHOULD HAVE SUNG THE REAL SONG
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
AND THAT’S THE ONE WE SMOKE WEED IN WITH-
Bagel: OKAY OKAY I GET IT
Father: YOUR TAXI THING IS HERE GOOD LUCK SOLDIER
Bagel: shut up you
(Bagel drives away and runs over the father, while the superhero logo spinning in and out transition is shown with Bagel’s eye and then we see Bagel driving down the street driving a kid)
Kid: SAY IS THERE A TV IN HERE
Bagel: Um… no…
Kid: (screaming at top of lungs) GET A ::dolphin noise::ING TV YOU ::dolphin noise::ING ::dolphin noise:: OF A ::dolphin noise::ED UP LITTLE ::dolphin noise::FUL EXCUSE OF A ::dolphin noise:: WHO NEVER ::dolphin noise::ED A ::dolphin noise::ING ::dolphin noise:: WHO NEVER SHOULD HAVE GROWN A ::dolphin noise::ING RADIOACTIVE ::dolphin noise:: JUST LIKE THE ::dolphin noise:: ::dolphin noise:: ::dolphin noise::ED LIKE A ::dolphin noise::ING ::dolphin noise:: ON A ::dolphin noise::ING ::dolphin noise:: IMPALED BY A ::dolphin noise::ING ::dolphin noise::!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!!::dolphin noise::!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
(Brick appears on Bagel’s windshield)
Brick: AND THAT’S WHY PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES WAS RATED R
Bagel: BRICK LOOK OUT I CAN’T SEE
(Bagel swerves out of control)
Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Bagel: YOU WANT A FREAKING TV? HERE YOU GO!
(Bagel throws a TV into the kid’s face)
Popeye: Why so much caps lock?
(Popeye gets run over and sticks to the front of the car because G-force or something)
Popeye, Bagel, and Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kid: screw this im out
(The kid jumps out, ripping the TV out of the chair)
Brick: WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT STEVEN UNIVERSE IS ON
Pearl: THAT WAS NOT THE POINT OF THE (TV glitches out because reasons) CONGA
Kid: (screaming so loud) WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT ADVENTURE TIME
Brick: OH MY GOD MY FREAKING EARS I’M GOING TO KILL YOU 18 AND A HALF TIMES
(Brick jumps out onto the street and lands on the TV, causing it to explode in a crazy ball of energy)
Brick: WHY WON’T YOU DIE ALREADY
(The Mayor Dewey truck comes out)
Mayor Dewey: MAYOR DEWEY
Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT’S NOT ADVENTURE TIME
Brick: OH MY GOD SHUT UP
(The sound of Brick’s scream launches Bagel, Popeye, himself and the taxi flying into the air a thousand feet)
Brick, Bagel and Popeye: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Bagel, Brick, Popeye and the taxi all crash into the White House from above, causing it to explode)
Obama: I VOW TO FREAKING DESTROY THE TAXI SYSTEM
Brick: MAYOR DEWEY MAKES BABIES
Bagel, Popeye and Obama: NO
Brick: GRINGITY PINGITS
(Obama grabs a cannon that shoots secret service agents and destroys SBMtopia)
Obama: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE TAXI SYSTEM DIE
Brick: NO OBAMS IT DOESN’T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS
Obama: IT DOESN’T HAVE TO TOE ND LIKE THIS EITHER
Brick: ...that doesn’t even make sense.
(The piece of land that Obama and Brick are standing on all of a sudden starts floating up)
Brick: OBAMS PLEASE
Obama: NO YOU MUST PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME
Justin Bieber: BABY BABY BABY OOOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOH
Obama: THIS IS ::dolphin noise::
Rocky: SURE DUDES NO PROBPROBPROBPROBPROBPROBPROBPROBASJEIYFHGRXH8QN4RTC4GHOBVNRWEHXGVAIGFGREFHHFAG2ORHFUG3FHJU43IHYF
Justin Bieber: OH NO THE TELEMARKETERS
(The Earth gets run over by a giant taxi in space)
Brick: MAJESTIC FLOATING SKY ::dolphin noise:: SPOTTED IN NEW JERSEY
(Blue Screen Of Death)

Enjoy
Sneak o'Peaking

BobSponge: I NEED THE PHONICS NOW
Bagel: Is this whole thing about Phonics Fun? Is that, like, all you think about? Just-
BobSponge: PHONICCCCCCCS
(BobSponge punches Bagel and Bagel goes flying up in the air 5000000000000000000000 miles and then falls down, making the entire city explode)
Bagel: (charred) OH MY GOD! BOBSPONGE, THAT WAS INSANE!
BobSponge: I know you are but what am I if you are I when I am being you?
Bagel: what
Brick: OOO! OOO! I CAN EXPLAIN!
Bagel: What do you mean?
Brick: I know what’s happening!
Bagel: Okay…
Brick: IT ALL STARTED IN THE SUMMER OF 83
 
New ep is a two parter:

The Phonics Renaissance
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We see Bagel and Moxley at a stand outside town hall talking to a crowd)
Bagel: Okay, so, in the episode Spooky Scary SBM Send Shivers Down Your Spleen BobSponge destroyed half of the city. We didn’t get to address this during my one week as mayor because of YAK’s reign of terror, but now that Moxley’s back and Season 3 has officially begun, we can figure out what to do. BRING THE BOBSPONGE FORWARD!
(BobSponge randomly jumps out of nowhere)
BobSponge: PHONICS WHERE?
Bagel: BobSponge, you destroyed half of the city. You can’t just get away with that without any comeuppance whatsoever.
BobSponge: I NEED THE PHONICS NOW
Bagel: Is this whole thing about Phonics Fun? Is that, like, all you think about? Just-
BobSponge: PHONICCCCCCCS
(BobSponge punches Bagel and Bagel goes flying up in the air 5000000000000000000000 miles and then falls down, making the entire city explode)
Bagel: (charred) OH MY GOD! BOBSPONGE, THAT WAS INSANE!
BobSponge: I know you are but what am I if you are I when I am being you?
Bagel: what
Brick: OOO! OOO! I CAN EXPLAIN!
Bagel: What do you mean?
Brick: I know what’s happening!
Bagel: Okay…
Brick: IT ALL STARTED IN THE SUMMER OF 83
19 MINUTES LATER
Brick: DURRRRRR! BOBSPONGE SMASH! PHONICS FUN FULL OF COCAINE, MAKE ME BIG BOY! ARRRRRRRGH!
Bagel: Hmmm… I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I understand! We need to get BobSponge off Phonics Fun and he’ll stop trying to kill people!
Brick: What- oh, yeah.
Bagel: And we should do it in song!
(Bagel and Brick dance over to BobSponge)
Bagel: BobSponge, please, pretty please, with a cherry, made of cheese
Stop reading Phonics Fun
Everybody’s just done
You destroyed the city
BobSponge: I thought I made it pretty
Bagel: No you did not
BobSponge: KFC looked so hot
Bagel: Brick was grieving
From the mailman you were thieving
That episode was great
But now you’re getting hate
Stop reading Phonics Fun
Everybody’s just done
People tried to run
And I would be dead if you had a gun
Oh please, stop reading Phonics Fun
Everybody’s just done
Oh please, stop reading Phonics Fun
Oh please, stop reading-
(A portal opens up in the sky and RL Bagel pokes his head out of it)
RL Bagel: NO SINGING!
Bagel: Have some mercy! This is a new season!
RL Brick: Wait, what are we talking about?
(RL Bagel and RL Brick disappear back into the great unknown, or perhaps just Wendy’s)
Bagel: But seriously, BobSponge, just consider stopping. You seriously destroyed half of the city and injured several people.
(Flashback to Spooky Scary SBM Send Shivers Down Your Spleen)
Bagel: It’s time for the last thing. Then we get out of here and get our cash.
Popeye: Wait, cash? Is there something you’re not telling us?
Bagel: (sweating) Uh… no.
Popeye: And what’s that under your shirt?
Bagel: (sweating) What do you mean my-
(Popeye takes a hidden camera out of Bagel’s shirt)
Popeye: How do you explain this?
Bagel: Uh…
(Brick whispers something in Bagel’s ear)
Bagel: Right. BOBSPONGE! I HAVE THE NEWEST ISSUE OF PHONICS FUN!
(A FOX Networks helicopter lands outside the haunted house. Bagel and Brick jump on the helicopter as SBMtopia citizens try to grab on)
Popeye: YOU WERE RECORDING THIS ENTIRE THING, WEREN’T YOU?
(Bagel throws an issue of Phonics Fun in the crowd)
BobSponge: PHONICSSSSS!
(BobSponge jumps into the crowd and goes on a crazy rampage, destroying the haunted house and killing several people)
Bagel: OH MY GOD! HE’S GOING INSANE!
Brick: It’s fine.
Bagel: HE DESTROYED HALF OF THE CITY!
Brick: I still think it’s fine.
Bagel: HE SET KFC ON FIRE
Brick: OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO STOP HIM
Bagel: I’M CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL! ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
Brick: YEAH! I’M RECORDING THIS WHOLE THING!
Bagel: GREAT! THE NETWORK IS GONNA PAY SO MUCH FOR THIS!
(BobSponge jumps up in the air and destroys the helicopter)
Bagel: PROTECT THE CAMERA!
(The helicopter crashes and explodes, and then the flashback ends)
Bagel: Actually, we kind of encouraged it.
Brick: Yeah.
Bagel: But still, it’s a bad habit!
BobSponge: NO! I’M NEVER QUITTING!
Bagel and Brick: (sighs) Okay.
Brick: WAIT! MAYBE HE’LL STOP BEING SO DESTRUCTIVE IF WE GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!
Bagel: YEAH!
(Bagel and Brick run to the mail truck)
Bagel and Brick: MR. MAILMAN! MR. MAILMAN! WE NEED ALL OF THE ISSUES OF PHONICS FUN!
Mailman: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOS
(The mailman drives away at high speed)
Bagel: HAVE A NICE DAY!
Mailman: (far away) Don’t tell me what to do.
Bagel: I like that guy. WAIT! OH MY GOSH! THERE’S NO ISSUES OF PHONICS FUN IN THE WHOLE CITY!
Brick: BOBSPONGE IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE!
Bagel: Wait… I have a plan.
(BobSponge is sitting on a destroyed chair. His house is torn apart and he looks like he’s going insane. There’s a knock on the door and he opens it and sees Popeye painted like an issue of Phonics Fun)
BobSponge: OMG I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
Popeye: o_0
TO BE CONTINUED

Sneak Peek:
Popeye: (speaking into walkie talkie) So wait, what's the plan?
Bagel: (on walkie talkie) Distract BobSponge so he can't destroy anything or kill anybody! (under breath) Other than you.
Popeye: (speaking into walkie talkie) What was that last part?
Bagel: (on walkie talkie) Nothing! Just go!
 
Hey guys, if you want to be in the special, speak now because I'm starting the last part and I'm only taking 5 members

•Griff
•SnowBro
•Trophy
•
•

no g4rys allowed
 
THE EXCITING CONCLUSION

The Great Phonics War
Written by BrickSponge2015
(We continue right away from the end of last episode)
BobSponge: COME INSIDE LET’S DRINK SOME CHEESE COFFEE
Popeye: (speaking into walkie talkie) So wait, what's the plan?
Bagel: (on walkie talkie) Distract BobSponge so he can't destroy anything or kill anybody! (under breath) Other than you.
Popeye: (speaking into walkie talkie) What was that last part?
Bagel: (on walkie talkie) Nothing! Just go!
(We cut to BobSponge and Popeye on the Seattle Space Needle)
Popeye: Wow! This... is... awkward!
BobSponge: Do you like water balloons?
Popeye: Uh... oh, yeah!
BobSponge: How about paint balloons?
Popeye: Hey, yeah!
(BobSponge punches a hole in the window and throws a water balloon at RL Brick. It hits RL Brick and he becomes painted like an issue of phonics fun)
BobSponge: Come on! Join me! Hey, wait, where'd our window go?
(We cut to a couple sitting at a table)
Man: MARRY ME
Woman: I DO!
(The hole in the window passes by them. A bird flies through the hole and down the man's throat, killing him)
Woman: NOOOOO!
(We cut back to BobSponge and Popeye)
Waiter: Sir, your waffles.
BobSponge: THEY HAVE NO PHONICS! NOOOOO! RAWRRRRRRRRRRR!
(Popeye paints it like an issue of Phonics Fun using food coloring)
Popeye: No! No! It's good! See?
BobSponge: Oh. Phew!
(We cut to Bagel and Brick watching this on a giant-screen TV in Bagel's house)
Bagel: Wow! Popeye is good at this.
(Popeye walks over next to Bagel and Brick)
Popeye: Thanks. You better be paying me a lot for this.
Brick: You will get many monies.
(We hear a sound and then Popeye picks up his phone)
Popeye: Ugh! BobSponge keeps texting me!
(BobSponge runs over)
BobSponge: SQUEEE PHONEYE!
(Bagel and Brick giggle)
BobSponge: LET'S GO TO OUR CONVENIENTLY PLACED BEACH!
(BobSponge grabs Popeye and opens Bagel's door. Instead of Schadenfreude Street, we see a beach)
BobSponge: WANNA GO SWIM?
Popeye: Uh... I think I'll sit this one out...
BobSponge: (eyes on fire) GET IN THE F-ING WATER
Popeye: AHHH! I'M SWIMMING! I'M SWIMMING!
(Popeye jumps in the water)
Popeye: Brrrr! It's cold! God, I think I'm covered in seaweed or something. It's sticky.
(We zoom out to see the paint coming off in the water)
Popeye: Uh-oh.
BobSponge: YOU'RE NOT PHONICSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Popeye gets out of the water and runs away)
BobSponge: BLOODY SLASH KILL
(BobSponge runs out of the water and after Popeye)
Popeye: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Popeye runs over to an umbrella and presses a button on it. The umbrella folds out into Bagel's house. Popeye runs inside past Bagel and Brick, with BobSponge running after him at 100 MPH)
BobSponge: PREPARE TO DIE
Popeye: THEY'RE NOT PHONICS EITHER!
(BobSponge freezes and looks at Bagel and Brick. They both pull out shirts, hats and flags that say "Go Phonics!". BobSponge keeps running after Popeye. Popeye breaks a giant hole in the wall to Schadenfreude Street and runs away. BobSponge breaks another hole in the wall right next to Popeye's and chases after him)
Popeye: HELP! ANYONE, HELP!
Bagel: I'm sorry, Popeye, but this is too funny to stop!
Popeye: BUT IF I DIE HE'LL DESTROY THE WHOLE CITY!
Bagel: OH MY GOSH! I DON'T TOTALLY GET THE LOGIC BUT HE'S RIGHT IF IT MOVES THE PLOT FORWARD! WE HAVE TO STOP BOBSPONGE!
(Bagel and Brick run after them)
Bagel: WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH THEM!
Brick: DON'T WORRY! I HAVE A PLAN!
(Brick pulls out a laser gun thingy)
Bagel: WHAT IS THAT?
Brick: IT'S A PLOT HOLE GUN!
Bagel: USEITUSEITUSEIT!
(Brick shoots the ground and opens up a portal to a white void, which the two of them fall in. We then cut to Popeye and BobSponge running across the bridge to Outer SBMtopia)
Popeye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Popeye makes it over the bridge)
Popeye: SBC or Costco? SBC or Costco? Costco!
(Popeye runs into the abandoned Costco. BobSponge doesn't see him and runs towards SBCtopia)
SBCtopia Member: HEY! YOU NEED AN SBC MEMBERSHIP TO-
(BobSponge knocks over the SBCtopia member and destroys SBCtopia trying to find Popeye. Then, we see Bagel and Brick falling through the white void at high speed)
Bagel and Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(They fall into a portal and then get shot out on the bridge)
Bagel: DON'T WORRY POPEYE WE'RE-
(They fall flat on their faces)
Brick: I think we're a bit late.
(Popeye runs into the end of an aisle and hides)
Popeye: Oh god. I can't keep running like this. It's time to be strong!
(Popeye walks out of the aisle to the main part of Costco)
Popeye: FACE ME LIKE A MA-
(BobSponge kills Popeye 18 and a half times)
The End
 
Prez and Bagel are already two of the main guys in the special, along with me, Brick and Popeye

Everyone else is in tho
 
REMIX

N.W.O.
written by BagelsinEurope

FRIDAY
(We see everyone at the town square)
Moxley: AHEM! Release the first proposition.
(A servant hands Moxley the scroll)
Moxley (reading): Thou shall follow the church's guidance.
Moxley (reading): Thou shall honor their government.
Moxley (reading): Thou shall work 7 days a week.
Moxley (reading): Finally, thou shall own no Ministry albums.
Moxley: I NOW BESTOWETH UPON THEE, THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
Bagel: Hey, a 5 dollar bill!
(Bagel ducks down and grabs it, inadvertently missing a laser that strikes everyone else.)
Bagel: What was that?
Moxley: OBEY!
Bagel: Huh?
Moxley: HAIL TO THE NEW AGE!
(Everyone except Bagel repeats "HAIL TO THE NEW AGE")
Bagel: Okay?

SATURDAY
(We see Bagel in a box, sleeping)
(The box slams to the ground)
Bagel: WHAT WAS THAT-hey, wait, where am I? What the heII-
(The box flies open and we see Bagel on an airplane)
Bagel: Okay, how did I get here?
Fat Guy: IF YOU LISTEN IN YOU CAN FIND THE PATH BACK TO DESTINY
Bagel: wat
Duck Dodgers: we are on the train
Bagel: OKAY SERIOUSLY-
Voice: THE NEWCOMER MUST GET HIS SHOTS
(A gigantic beast carries bagel into a hospital room)
Beast: The doctor will see you now.
(A young lady walks through the door)
Bagel: WHOA! Hey there!
Doctor: Hey baby, wanna get busy?
Bagel: OH YES
(The two walk into a bed)
Doctor: Oh, bagel!
(Bagel giggles)
Bagel: Wait a minute...Something seems wrong...
(Bagel turns into the doctor and the doctor turns into Bagel)
Doctor: Thanks for the body, sucker!
(Bagel just sits there)
Bagel: Well...this is new.
(Bagel walks out of the bedroom to find a closet, walks out of the closet to find a bathroom walks out of the bathroom to find the bedroom and keeps going in a circle)
Bagel: I don't even know anymore.
(Bagel goes into a bathroom and sees a monkey in the shower)
Monkey: Fell for the trick, huh? Those workers love getting a body.
Bagel: But she had one!
Monkey: GEORGE LUCAS AD REVENUE
(The monkey dies)
(The beast walks in)
Beast: WE WILL NOW TAKE YOU TO THE FACTORY
(A spider eats everyone)

SUNDAY
(Bagel wakes up in his normal body, in his own house)
Bagel: Phew! It was just a dream!
ssj: YOU BROKE THE LAW
(ssj sucks in all of his room and bagel runs out the door and lands in space
BobSponge: ANIMALS
(The picture is flooded with dogs)
(Bagel finds an invisible door and runs inside, but just starts falling in blank space)
(Bob the builder slowly flies close to him)
Bagel: What?
(Bob gets closer)
Bagel: OH CRAP. OH CRAP.
(Bagel runs out the escape chute and lands in a laundry basket, which he is stuck in as he is about to be loaded into the washing machine)
Bagel: I CANT GET OUT
(Bagel looks at the person carrying the laundry basket, who turns to snakes, and then the basket just stops in midair, floating)
Bagel: Hello?
Voice: GOODBYE
(The world turns upside down. Bagel falls out of the basket)
Shirt: SAVE ME
(The shirt turns to dust)
(Everything explodes)
(Bagel ends up in Shrek world)
Shrek: YOU THINK AN OGRE CANT DANCE
Bagel: OH NO
Shrek: GET SHREKT M8
(Bagel drowns in water that doesn't exist)
Donkey: EAT THIS CROWN OF WORMS
Lemon: CUT THE CRAP
(Donkey dies)
Bagel: How do I get out of here?
(Donkey un-dies)
Donkey: REMIX

Shrek: YOU THINK AN OGRE OGRE OGRE CANT DANCE DANCE DANCE (voice gets lower each time) DANCE DANCE
(Shrek explodes)
Shrek: AN OGRE CANT DANCE OGRE
Shrek: YOU THINK YOU THIN
Shrek: GET SHREKT M8
(Shots fired starts playing)
(Deal with it glasses go on Shrek)
Shrek: SHREKT SHREKT SHREKT
Donkey: EAT THIS EAT THIS EAT CROWWWWWWWWNNN
Shrek: M8 M8 M8 M8
B-Real: CHECKMATE
Shrek: M8
(Shrek and B-Real lick each other's socks until they both die)
Donkey: WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS
(Worms appear in Donkey's mouth)
(The picture flips)
Lemon: CUT THE CRAP
Alternate Lemon: CUT THE CRAP
(Scene explodes)
(Bagel drowns, then un-drowns, then drowns, then un-drowns and the cycle repeats)
Donkey: RMIX

(We see Bagel watching this at a movie theatre)
Bagel: Well.
Donkey: REMIX
Bagel: NO DONT
(The episode cuts to black)

Bagel: Well. Well. Well. Well.
(Bagel gets sunglasses)

MONDAY
(Bagel wakes up in court)
Judge: YOU DESECRATED THE NEW WORLD ORDER SO YOU HAVE RECIEVED PUNISHMENT DUE
Bagel: THATS WHAT THAT WAS?
Judge: YES
Bagel: Phew, it's over.
(Bagel walks outside, but then notices he has a collar on his head)
Bagel: AW CRAP NOW I CANT LISTEN TO MINISTRY




THE NEW WORLD ORDER
 
here's the 4/20 special

Acid Trippin'
Written by BlazeitinEurope

(Bob the Builder falls from the sky)
Brick: 3spooky5me
Bob: u focking wot m9
Bagel: AAAAAAH TOO MUCH WEED
Lego: weed humpr
Brick: YO DEWD LETS GET LSD LOL
Bagel: YEE
Bob: u focking wot m9
(Bob starts smoking a joint)
ssj: Think dank.
Brick: SOME GR8 LSD M8
Bagel: YA NO H8 M8
(Brick and Bagel fade into space)
Sidewinder: PARALLEL UNIVERSE
(We cut to Spodermen at his sweg web)
Spodermen: helo am spodermen and 2dai im gonna go 2 werk
(Spodermen goes to McDolan's)
Hank Hill: meyk me hepy
Spodermen: k
(beat)
Spodermen: yore kid has awtisum
Hank Hill: k
Spodermen: thx ::dolphin noise:: agen
Hank Hill: k
(beat)
Spodermen: ur an fagit
McDolan: spodermen dint talk to custmers liek that ur fired
Spodermen: k
(Spodermen leaves McDolan's)
Spodermen: if u think I am a good werker r8 comint and subskrieb
(Bagel and Brick fall from the sky and crush spodermen)
Spodermen: ur an fagit
Brick: DEWD WE KILD TEH SWEG
Bagel: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(a giant Anthony Kiedis comes out of the ground)
Bagel: Uh-oh. We awoke Anthony Kiedis.
Brick: GET THE FIRE HELMETS
Anthony Kiedis: PUT SOME SOCKS ON UR COCKS
Bagel: SOMEONE GO BACK TO 2006
Anthony Kiedis: IM SICK OF THESE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS
(Anthony Kiedis eats the universe)
Anthony Kiedis: LETS GET LOST IN THE USA
(Anthony Kiedis explodes)
Flea: Must be a Monday.
Poreclain: I AM PREGNANT WITH THE MOON
Bagel: that's...nice
(Brick's eye twitches)
Brick: WEED
(Brick implodes)
Torture me plz: I sell Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew accessories
Emo Luigi: OR IS IT THE BAGEL
(Shrek turns out to be god)
Shrek: YOU GOT SHREKT M8
Bagel: IM SORRY BUT IM AN ATHIEST (Side note: RL Bagel is an atheist)
Brick: WHY THE SIDE NOTE
RL Bagel: IT WAS A NECCESITY
(An earthquake happens)
Sean: EARTH CAKE? I JUST ATE ASIA
(Sean dies)
Poseidon: BURGER
(A giant Poland flag comes out of the ground)
America: B-But I thought Poland cannot into space?
(Poland pops out)
Poland: DEAL WITH IT
(Shots fired starts playing)
Snoop Dogg: AND IM LIKE YOLO SWAG SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLO YOLO SWAG EGH I GAVE BIRTH TO SOME RANDOM RHCP FANSITE
Positive Mental Octopus: You used the Positive Mental Octopus.
Dave Mustaine: USE THE MAN
Griffbob: OH MY GOD DAVE REFERENCED A SONG ON CRYPTIC WRITINGS BESIDES TRUST AND SHE-WOLF
Dave Mustaine: LE GASP
(Dave Mustaine explodes)
Griffbob: I AM A VICTORY
Josh Kinghoffer: HAW HAW IM BETTER THAN JOHN
Brick: what if red guy was not kill
Red Guy: wait wha-
(Red guy explodes into confetti)
PuddiPuddi: GIGA PUDDING
(PuddiPuddi crushes the city)
Blaze It Miachel: DO A FAT DANCE
Billy: ZOMG I FORGOT THE WEED
Brick: INVISIBLE BILLY ADVENTURES
(Bagel dies)
California: I LOVE YOU COURTNEY LOVE
CyanideFishbone: I wonder if at this point in time I will still have this name cause this was written in the past
A Woman: I am a woman.
Obama: 2016 Weed Election
Brick: ITS ERECTION MY GAWD
Billy: u focking wot m9
(Everyone dies)
Bagel: JUST A MIRROR TO THE SUN
(The Stadium Arcadium crushes humanity and life as we know it)
Warlocks: A ROCKOPOTAMUS
(Lava)
(Mr. Krabs)
(You (Sad but true!))
(More parentheses)
(Obams)
(Bush did 9/11)
(Unabomber)
(Screw this episode let's play sxrillex)
The (sorta) end (of you (sad but true!))
 
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