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Okay, so basically, whenever a rather trivial but still FML-like event happens, post it here! :D


I was attempting to toast my bread for my breakfast quikcly before time ran out to eat. I overtoasted it so I had to toast new slices. By the time the PB and J were spread nicely and beautifully on the bread... it became 4:21 and I had to start fasting.
 
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E.V.I.L said:
Okay, so basically, whenever a rather trivial but still FML-like event happens, post it here! :D


I was attempting to toast my bread for my breakfast quikcly before time ran out to eat. I overtoasted it so I had to toast new slices. By the time the PB and J were spread nicely and beautifully on the bread... it became 4:21 and I had to start fasting.
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does it happened for once?
 
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Getting a big overdraft on my bank account not too long ago after making a credit card payment. It's paid now but it was really annoying to see that I had a negative balance of around 80 dollars.
 
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Does last night count as one? :P

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E.V.I.L said:
Site is very awesome but some of them are legit depressing 0_o

come back whenever you have an FML moment ssj :P
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Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
 
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Doowopasaurus said:
I don't really want my life to have R-rated things happen to it.
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It doesn't have to.

RedSoxFan274 said:
Does last night count as one? :P

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Yes.

ssj4gogita4 said:
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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You're supposed to post your own FML's, ssj xP
Though I guess you can post ones from that site too so whatevs :3
 
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Puffy Fluffy said:
i saw spongebob and asked for his autograph. then he said no and hit me in the face me and called me things i shall not repeat. then we got into a fight and he won. it just happened 5 minutes ago in my backyard.
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oh hi there storm

E.V.I.L said:
It doesn't have to.

Yes.

You're supposed to post your own FML's, ssj xP
Though I guess you can post ones from that site too so whatevs :3
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You never said to post your own :P
 
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