SQUIDSHAKES: THE EPISODE

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I'm going to write this like the script of an episode, and this is an idea I had for Season 10.
Chapter 1:
[It's sunset. The camera is focused on the Krusty Krab and slowly zooms in. Squidward is sitting at the register, listening to Kelpy G]
Squidward: SpongeBob! It's closing time in 10 minutes! Go faster, will ya?
[SpongeBob is scrubbing a table]
SpongeBob: Hold on just a 'sec!
SQ: *sighs* This is my Friday night. Stuck in this greasy old wooden...
[SQ looks around]
SQ: ...thing, with that yellow doofus and that crustaceous cheapskate...
[Mr. Krabs is at a table sitting across from a 5 dollar bill]
Mr. Krabs: So, what's your favorite movie?
SQ: And those DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTIES THAT I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE THEY'RE FOR THE CUSTOMERS!
[The clock makes a ringing sound]
SQ: 6:30!
[SQ gets up and walks over to the table that SB's scrubbing]
SQ: Okay, SpongeBob. It's closing time.
[SB doesn't respond and keeps scrubbing]
SQ: SpongeBob, I want to go home!
SB: Oh! What? Sorry Squidward, just a minute!
SQ: Hmmm.
[Time Card appears]
French Narrator: Approximately 13 Minutes and 19 Seconds later...
SQ: OKAY! TIME'S UP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
[SQ snatches the towel out of SB's hand and throws it, then slaps his tentacles on the table]
SQ: *Heavy Breathing and Bloodshot eyes* I. CAN. NOT. WAIT. ANY. LONGER. TO. GO. HOME!!!
SB: Squidward, you're leaving tentacle prints on the table. I'm going to have to clean those up too.
[Camera goes back to outside the Krusty Krab, Squidward runs out moving to the bottom left corner of the screen]
SQ: YYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SB peeks out the door after him]
SB: Have a good weekend, Squidward!
 
Chapter 2:
[It's night. Squidward's sitting at a chair in his house with no lights on, with an expression on his face that's a combination of depression, shock, and "da ::dolphin noise::"]
SQ: How have I lived like this for so long? How? How?
[He pulls a book titled "Squidward and SpongeBob's big scrapbook of annoyance" off his coffee table and begins to look at it]
SQ: He makes me like Krabby Patties. My thighs explode. We go on strike. He doesn't even know what a strike is. He teaches me karate. I get arrested.
[SQ puts the book down and stands up on the table]
SQ: WELL, NOT ANY LONGER! FROM THIS DAY ON, I SHALL NOT LET THAT YELLOW ROADBLOCK STAND IN THE WAY OF FOLLOWING MY DESTINY! FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I-
[The table breaks from his weight and he falls flat onto the floor]
SQ: Ow.
[It shows the island day to night transition. SQ walks out of his house smiling, gets on his bike, and goes down the street. SpongeBob rolls out of his door after him on his unicycle]
SB: Hi, neighbor!
[SB catches up to SQ. SQ keeps smiling and moving, then arrives at the Barg N' Mart. He ties up his bike, and walks in]
SB: Huh. I wonder what Squid's buying?
[Camera moves inside]
SQ: This is going to be so good!
[SQ gets a few things then heads to the checkout]
SQ: The only thing that could ruin this is you-know-who.
Random Fish: Who?
SQ: His name shall not be spoken.
RF: Oh, okay.
[RF walks away]
SQ: *chuckles* Of course, everyone knows I mean-
[SQ sees somebody in the front of the line]
SQ: SQUILLIAM! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



To be continued...
 
It hasn't even really started, just so you know. SquidShakes itself won't appear until chapter 3.
 
Chapter 3:
Grocery Store Lady: Debit or Credit?
SQ: Whatever, just hurry!
GSL: That's not an option.
SQ: FINE CREDIT YES I DO WANT IT IN A PAPER BAG GOODBYE!
[SQ runs out, leaving his wallet behind him. GSL picks it up and looks inside]
GSL: Hey, look! Gum!
[SQ leaves the grocery store, puts the groceries on the back of his bike and pedals as fast as he can]
SQ: I just hope she didn't find my emergency tropical-flavored unhealthy 2 dollar gum!
[SQ isn't paying attention, and his bike runs over a rock flinging SQ and his groceries right into his own window. SQ gets up and finds himself in his art room]
SQ: That was close! But at least...
[camera zooms in on SQ's face with creepy lighting as he holds up the groceries]
SQ: ...I have... YOU. *Evil laughter*
[Time card appears]
Narrator: Monday.
[SB and Krabs are in the KK, cleaning]
Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy-o! Where's Squidward? He's 20 minutes late!
SB: I don't know! I haven't seen him since Saturday morning!
Krabs: Good thing we have this.
[Krabs holds up SB's leg, which has a tracking device]
SB: You put tracking devices on me and Squidward?
Krabs: ...Maybe, maybe not... n-no! No! Not at all!
[Krabs puts SB's leg back down]
Krabs: Okay, yeah.
[Cut to Krab's office, which is all dark except for a computer which is printing out a map. Krabs grabs the map and hands it to SB. He points to a red line.]
Krabs: Just follow this path!
SB: Aye-aye, sir!
[SB is walking through Downtown. He puts the map in his pocket, and sees it's led him to a dumpster]
SB: Ohhh!!!! Squidward must be in here!
[SB opens the dumpster and takes a half-broken barely functioning tracking device out]
SB: *gasps*
[SB drops it, and runs around to the building the dumpster was behind. SB looks up at the flashing neon sign.]
SB: Huh. "SquidShakes: Grand Opening!". That's interesting, I should check this out!
[SB walks inside to see several Bikini Bottomites drinking shakes, talking, and reading magazines. He walks up to the counter and taps the person at the counter's shoulder]
SB: Uh... excuse me, sir. Have you seen any Octopi around here? About this tall, Brown shirt, loves art, music, and modern dance...
[The person turns around]
???: SpongeBob?
SB: *gasp* SQUIDWARD? IS THAT YOU?
SQ: SpongeBob? WHY ARE YOU HERE?
 
Chapter 4:
SB: So... uh... why aren't you at the Krusty Krab?
SQ: *He says this in an extremely smooth and relaxed voice* Oh. I guess I forgot.
[SQ shows SB his work hat. They go out back, and SQ throws it in the dumpster]
SB: You... quit?
SQ: Yup. *laughter*
[SQ goes back inside]
SB: n-n-n-n. n-n-n-n-n. n-n-n-n. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Camera zooms out as dramatic music starts playing]
SB: NNOO!!! NOOOO!!!!!!! Why, oh why... *quiet sobbing*
[That night at the Krusty Krab, Krabs is sweeping as SB walks in, looking dejected]
Krabs: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS, BOY! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR HOURS!
[SB shelters under a table from Krab's spitting rage. Krabs walks over]
Krabs: Er, sorry, boy. Where's Mr. Squidward?
SB: He's g-gone, sir.
Krabs: WHAT! HE QUIT?
[Krabs flips a table over. SB flinches as pieces of the table fly all over the place. SB gets up and walks over]
SB: Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find a new cashier.
Krabs: Great! Can we do it through a montage?
[SB starts smiling]
SB: I don't see why not!
[montage starts. Sandy lassos change out of the customer's pocket, SB and Krabs shake their heads, and SB crosses off her name on a clipboard. Larry presses the cash register buttons too hard, and money flies everywhere, SB and Krabs shake their heads and cross him off. Plankton gets crushed by a Quarter, shake their heads and cross him off. Mrs. Puff is crossed off. Gary is crossed off. Patrick is crossed off. Barnacle Boy is crossed off. Karen is crossed off. Spot is crossed off. Mama Krabs, Grandma Squarepants, The Dirty Bubble, Pearl, Mermaid Man, Glovey Glove, Man Ray, Bubble Buddy- you get the idea. Montage ends. Krabs and SB are sitting at a table, gasping for breath and sweating]
Krabs: Is there anyone left?
SB: There's Squilliam.
Krabs: Squilliam? Hmm.... that gives me an idea!

TVTrophs said:
you edited it it still says until 3 in the ACTUAL POST :p
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StormAllenBryat said:
Oh boy I can almost see what will happen.
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If you do, please don't tell anyone!

Thank you for all the praise, peoplez.
 
TVTrophs said:
Nice episode minus plankton being crushed
and please you can stop the editing thing before the joke makes this topic just spam
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Alright, sorry. Plankton getting crushed wasn't me trying to be abusive to his character, I was just trying to use his size as an example of why the job wouldn't work.
 
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