How to Open a Jar - A Tutorial by Patty Sponge

Patty Sponge · Jun 16, 2013

Ever standed in the kitchen, and you take a object known as a jar, and attempt to open it?
Well, with this tutorial, you too, can open up jars at your very own house.

Step One: Get a Jar

Uh, that's a pickle. You need a jar.

No.

No. (NEPTUNE'S SAKE, PUT THAT BACK ON!)

No.

...slightly...

*pop*

AND YOU DID IT!!!

And that's how you open a jar.
Keep practising and one day, you'll win a award for best jar opener.

Patty Sponge out.

Spongeo · Jun 16, 2013

Oh thanks so much I was having trouble with a jar thanks for helping! : P

hfjs · Jun 17, 2013

Thank you!

Mavaxis Starburner · Jun 18, 2013

Oh no, I broke it!

Patty Sponge · Jun 19, 2013

Prince Darkstar said:
Oh no, I broke it!

If you broke it, then that means you did it!

Throw a party at your house.

ooooooofy · Jun 19, 2013

I'M PULLING ON THE LID AND IT'S NOT WORKING

Patty Sponge · Jun 19, 2013

ooooooofy said:
I'M PULLING ON THE LID AND IT'S NOT WORKING

You don't need to pull the lid. You need to open the jar.

Amphitrite · Jun 20, 2013

Thanks! This tutorial was helpful! Time to teach my sister. =]

Cha · Jun 20, 2013

That must took a while to add all those pictures.

RedSoxFan274 · Jun 21, 2013

Can anybody tell me why this method absolutely does not work with Mott's applesauce jars?

No, this is a serious inquiry. :|

E.V.I.L · Jun 21, 2013

RedSoxFan274 said:
Can anybody tell me why this method absolutely does not work with Mott's applesauce jars?

No, this is a serious inquiry. :|

Because mott is a pain in the pott.

You can relate pott to whichever body part of pain you want. ;)

How to Open a Jar - A Tutorial by Patty Sponge

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